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BRITISH CLASSICS:
TOLUME THE FIFTY-ITINTH.
COMTl.IMINa TBB
FIFTEENTH VOLUME
SWIFT'S WORKS.
1813.
TH£
WORKS
-T>
OF THB
BEV. JONATHAN SWIFT, D. D.
VEAN OF ST. Patrick's^ Dublin.
ARftANGSD BT
THOMAS SHERIDAN, A. M.
wiTir
KOTES, HISTORICAL Ain> CRITICAL.
1 NEW XDITION, IK nnCNT7»F0UB YOLUIOUi.
COBBICTIO AND KXVI8XO
BT JOHN NICHOLS, F. J. S.
EDINBVROITAin) FERTH.
VOLUME XV.
•
fVBLISHED BT iriLLIiJtl^:6li}:ijANtX CO.
J 8 I'm. ^ I . ' I ■• / '
CONTENTS
OF
THE FIFTEENTH VOLUME.
LITTBKf.
To the Rer. John Kendall, -- 1
To the Athenian Society, ....... 4
To Mr. WilUam Swift,
To Mr. Deane Swift, 7
To Sir William Temple, »
ToVarina, . - . .^ H
To Mrs. Jane Swift, 17
To the Rev. Mr. Winder, 19
Mrs. Jane Swift to Mr. Deane Swift, - - - - - 22
To Miss Jane Waryng, --......-23
To Dr. King, Bishop of Derry SB
To the Rev. Dr. TisdaU, ib.
To the same, --.----.-..31
To the same, --.....-..35
To Archbishop King, 38
From the Earl of Berkeley, ......*. 41
To Archbishop Kiig, ' 42
To the same, ..........44
From Mr. Addison, - .......48
To Dr. Sterne, -~-.--..,--47
To the same, --.--.----49
To Archbishop King, .......«jjq
From Anthony Henley, Esq. ..-.-..jj^
From the same, ...-.•..«.^
To Archbishop King, -.......^ij
From Archbishop King, ^.---...59
To the Lord Frimate, - - «2
vi CONTENTS.
To0euiSCcne, ^
ToArchbidiopKiDg, 68
To Mr. HoDter, - ' - . . ^ - 60
¥nm Arehbiflfaop King, --..-. 72
Mr. le Oerk to Mr. AddiiQBf 7B
From Archbidiop Kin^^, ----- 77
To Mr. Hunter, TO
To the Lord Primate Mardi, 82
To Archbishop Kins, - * - - - - 83
From Mr. AddisoD, - 86
From the Mme, .-..---ib.
Fromtibeamie, .....••mr
FramEarioTHalifia, ib.
From Mr. Steele, 88
From Mr. Addison, ...... 99
To Dean Sterne, 90
Swift*! Account of his Mother*! deatk, - - - 82
From Mr. Addiaoo, ...... 93
From Sir Andrew Foontaine, ----- 94
F^rom Mr. Henley, ------ ib.
To Mr. Benjamin Tooke, - -- - - ' .^
Mr. Tooke an aaiwer, .---.. 101
From Mr. Addison, - - - - - . - 102
Irish Bishops to the Bishop of Ossory and KiUakiey - - 108
To Archbishop King, 104
From Archtnshop Kiag^ ...... 107
To Dean Sterne, • - . - - - - 100
A Memorial to Mr. Harley, - • - - - 111
To ArcUnshop Kins, 114
From Archbishop King, - - - - ... 119
IVom Lord Primate Marsh and Archbishop KinCt - - 120
From Archbishop King, ...... 121
To Archbishop King, 122
From Archbishop King, .----- 124
To Archbishop King, - 125
To the same, ..-.--. 127
From Archbishop King, - - - - - - 131
From the same, - - - - - - - 133
To Archbishop King, 134
TothesaoM, 130
From Mr. Secretary St. J<^, 140
The Answer, ...«.-. ib.
From Archbishop King, - . - - . . 141
From the same, -------143
TotheEarlofPeterborow, .... - 144
From Mr. Nelson, - - •» - •■ - 144
0ONT£IfTS. rii
1*9 Arebbidiop King, - - •> -147
Wtom Archbiflhop Kmg^ . . ^ . , . |jp
mrom Lord Peterborow, --.-•.. 152
To Archbisbop King, - « ^ - -> • - 154
From Archbishop King, -«•«.. 1^
To Lord Peterborow, - - - . « - - 158
To Archbishop King, - - - v . « f 02
To Mr. Secretary 8t> John, - - - • - 105
Wrom Archbishop King, - » ••- -t . . 160
From Lord Peterborow, •>•>•--. iio
To Archbishop King^ ---•*-- ITS
From Archbishop King, --.-.. 175
CVom the tame, •-<"«•-..• 178
To the Archbithop, <* & - - . - 180
To the same, -------184
TothflTsame, ..« . « . -180
From the same, - - >. ^ . . .. |g|
To Dr. Francis Atterbtny, . . . ^ . igg
To Archbishop King, . ^ . .. ^ . |^
From the same, •> - ^ - /> . . 200
ftmn the same, -•-•>... 204
From the same, ------- ib.
From the same, - . ^ . . . . 20O
FVonMr. Secretary St John, ----- 200
From the same, --...... 210
From Mrs. Long, - - * - - - ib.
Mr. Shower to the Lord High Treasurer Oxford, " - 212
Lord Oxford's Answer, . - . . ^ . 213
On Mrs. Long's death, - v. ... . 215
To Dr. Sterne, ..-.-.. 217
To Archbishop King, ..... ^ 221
From Dr. Sacheverell, ..... 4. 225
To Archbishop King, ....... 220
To the same, ...... ^ 228
To Mrs. Hill, * 231
To (General Hill, . • ^ . . . 232
Lord Bolingbroke to Mr. Prior, . . « ^ 234
To Archbishop King, . . . ^ . . 230
From the Countess of Orkney and Mrs. Ramsay, - - 242
From the Countess of Orkney, - . - - - • 243
To Archbishop King, *'■---- ib.
From the Countess of Orkney, ...... 240
To the same, -------ib
From the Countess of Orkney, ^ - - - » 249
From Thomas Harrison, Esq. - • - > - ib
TotbeDncheflBofOrmond, - - - • . 253
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CONTENTS. yI
lidiopKiiis, 117
rhbishop King, ...... 159
pd Peterborow, ------ ISf
lishopKiag, ]5|
^hbishop King, -.-.-. 155
Peterborow, - - - - - . 159
dshop King, .-..-. ||Q
ecretary St. John, - - . . . 1^
rhbishop King, .--... ifiS
d Peterborow, ------ 179
'isbop King, - - .... 172
hbishop King, --.-.. 175
same, -.-.... ]79
'chbishop, -..-.. lad
ne, IM
ne, 186
same, -----.. 191
-ancis Atterbuiy, ..... 193
ishop King, - I93
same, ----... 209
8anie, 2M
same, ib.
same, -------
. Secretary St. John, . - . . .
same, --.---- 2J0
3. Long, ----- - lb.
'er to the Lord High Treanrer Oxford, - - 212
)rd's Answer, - - - * - - 213
lfOng*8 death, - ... - • 215
«me, ----..- 217
tishop King, --.-.- 221
Sacheverell, ------ 225
ishop King, - - - - - - 228
me, - - - - - - - 229
Hill, 231
alHUl, - - - - - - - 232
Ingbroke to Mr. Prior, . - - - 234
lishop King, ------ 239
Countns of Orkney and Mrs. Ramsay, - " 212
Counteiw of Orkney, ----- 243
>ishop King, . - - - - - u,^
Countess of Orkney, ----- 246
me, - - - - - * ' • ib^
Orkney, - - - " - 249
, Esq. - • - - - ib,
d, 2*3
J
^ CONTENT*.
To Archbishop King, - - - - 255
]^m Lord Bolinsbroke, - - - ^ 25f
To the Duke of Argyll, - - - fti.
From Robert Hunter, Esq. - - - - 260
From the same, - , - - . 261
To Archbishop King, - - . ■• 262
From Mr. Prior, - - " . "* * ^66
From Lord Poulett, ----- 267
TotheRe^. Mr. William Draper, - ib.
From Dr. Atterbury, - . - - - 269
To Archbiihop King, - - - - Ib.
To Chancellor Harcourt, - - - - 270
To Mr. Addison, - - - - - 271
From Mr. Steele, - - - » - 273
To Mr. Steele, - - - - - 273
From Sir T. Hanmer, - - r - 278
To Archbishop King, - " - - ib.
From Mr. Steele, - - - - - 278
To Mr Steele, - - - - - 2T9
From Elrasmm Lewis, Elsq. . .■ _ - 280
From the Rev. Mr. Sharpe, .... - 281
To Miss Vanhomrigh, - - - - 2B3
From Erasmus Lewis, Esq. - - - . 284
To Ardibishop King, - - - - 2B5
From Erasmus Lewis, Esq. - - . - - 281
To Bishop Atterbury, - . _ . 287
From Mr. Prior, - - - - . 289
From Mr. Ltwis, ----- 201
From Dr. Smalridge, . . - . 288
To Archdeacon Walla, - - - - 203
From Lord Chancellor Phipps, - - . 294
To Archdeacon Walls, .... 295
To the same, - ' - - - - 297
To Archbishop King, .... 299
From Lord Chancellor Phipps, - v. - soi
From Dr. Davenant, - - _ . 302
Extract from the MS. diary of Bishop Kennett, in the Library
ofthe Marquis of Lansdowne, ... 304
From the Duchess of Ormond, .... 30^
To Lord Treasurer Oxford^ - - -^ 306
Tim
BBinSH CLASSICS
VOLUME THE FORTY-NINTH.
COKTAIVIKO THB
FIFTEENTH VOLUME
ov
SWIFT'S WORKS.
1813.
WORKS
OF THE
REV. JONATHAN SWIFT, D. D.
i>EAN OF ST. Patrick's, DUBLra.
ARRANGED BT
THOMAS SHERIDAN, A^M.
iriTu
NOTES, HISTORICAL AND GRItlCAL.
A VIEW EDITION, IN TWENTr<-FOUR YOLVHUk
CORBSCTID AMD RXYISID
BT JOHN NICHOLS, F. A. S.
EDINBURGH AND PERTH.
VOLUME XV.
IfEW^YORKt
rVBLISHSS BT WILLIAM DimELL AND CO,
1813.
4 LETTERS TO AND FROM
should not have behaved myself after that manner I
did in Leicester,* if I had not valued my own enter-
tainment beyond the obloquy of a parcel of very wretch-
ed fools, which I solemnly pronounce the inhabitants of
Leicester to be ; and so I contented myself with retalia-
^k lion. I hope you will forgive this trouble ; and so with
~ my service to your good wife, I am, good cousin.
Your very afTectioDate friend and servant,
J. SWIFT.
TO THE ATHENIAN SOCIETY.!
Moor Park, FeL 14, 169 1-2.
Gentlemen,
Since every body pretends to trouble you with their
follies, I thought I might claim the privilege of an Eng-
lishman, and put in my share among the rest. Being
last year in Ireland (from whence I returned about half
a year ago,t) I heard only a loose talk of your society ;
self so as thni my friends need not be ashamed of the name.* If the
noon be used, it should have its corresponding pronoun; if the verb,
its adverb. S.
* Where, in 1688, Swift resided some months with his mother. On
this head see Mr. Sheridan's Life of Swift; and the JDean*s letter to
Mr. WorreU, Jan. 18, 1728-9. W.
f This letter first appeared in tiie Supplement to the fifth volvme of
the Athenian Gazette. A periodical collection of answers sent, or
supposed to be sent to the several letters addressed to the publisher,
John Dunton. N.
1 By this expression, and some particulars which follow, it appears
that Dr. Swift, on his retum from Ireland, did not immediately go
back to Moor Par'k; as, in the letter to Mr. Kendall, dated only three
days before this to the Athenian Society, we £nd he had been but
seven weeks with Sir William. The intermediate time, from the sub-
ject of the letter to Mr. Kendall, appears to have been principally
passed witli his mother at Leicester, from which place he made Ox-
Cord in his way to Moor Park. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 5
aod believed Ihe design to be only some new folly just
suitable to the age, which God knows I little expected
ever to produce any thing extraordinary. Since my
being in England, having still continued in the country,
and much out of company, I had but little advantage of
knowing any more, till about two months ago, passing ,W
through Oxford, a rer^ lewned gentleman there fii*st
showed me two or three of your volumes, and gave me
his accouDi aod opinion of you. A while after I came
to ibis place, upon a visit to Sir William Temple,* where
I have been ever since, and have seen all the four vo-
lumesf with their supplements ; whic!) answering my ex-
pectation, the perusal has produced w hat you find en-
closed.
As I have been somewhat inclined to this folly, so I
have seldom wanted somebody to flatter me in it. And
for the ode enclosed, I have sent it, to a pejrsoo of very
great learning and honour, and since, to some others, the
best of my acquaintance (to which I thought vtsj pro-
per to enure it Ust a greater light;) and they have all
been pleased to tell me, that they are sure it will u^t be
unwelcome, and that* I should beg the honour of "^j^stw to
let it be printed before your next volume (which I think
^ is soon to be published ;) it being so usual before most
books of any great value among poets : and before its
seeing the world, I submit it wholly to the correction of
your pens.
I entreat therefore one of you would descend so far
as to write two or three lines to me of your pleasure up-
on it : M'hich as I cannot but expect from gentlemen,
who have so well shown, upon so many occasions, that
gi^atest character of scholars in being favourable to the
• His great patron. N.
t The folio edition of the Alheniaft Oracle. N,
e LETTERS TO AND FROM
ignorant; so, I am sure, nothing at present can more
highly oblige me, or make me happier. I am, gentle-
men, your ever most humble, and most admiring^ ser-
vant,
JONATHAN SWIFT.
-'»S
TO MR. WILLIAM SWIFT.»
Mow Parky Nov. 29, 1 692*
SIR,
My sister told me you was pleased, when she wag
here, to wonder I did so seldom write to you. I hope
you have been so kind to impute it neither to ill man-
ners or disrespect. I always have thought that sufficient
from one who has always been but too troublesome to
you. Besides, I know your aversion to impertinence :*
and God knows, so very private a life as mine can fiir^
uish a letter with little else, for I often am two or three
monUis without seeing any body l^ide the family ; and
now my sister is gone, I am likely to be more solitary
than before. I am still to thank you for your care ii>.
my testmomum;\ and it was to very good purpose, for
I never was more satisfied than in the behaviour of the
university of Oxford to me. I had all the civilities 1
could wish for, and so many substantial favours, that I
am ashamed to have been more obliged in a few week^
to strangers, than ever I was in seven years to Dublin
* This letter to his uncle (though somewhat imperfect and mani-
festly written in a hurry) certainly merits our regard, as helping to
clear up some passages in the writer's life* N.
f From the certi6cate of his degree, in consequence of which he wa^.
admittwl ad eittidcm at Oxford,, June 14, leeSL D.S.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 7
coHege. I am not to take orders^ till the kiog gives me
a prebend; and Sir William Temple, though he. promi-
ses me the certainty of it, yet is less forward than T could
vish,f because (I suppose) he believes I shall leave
him,| and, upon some accounts, he thinks me a little ne-
cessary to him.§ If I were affording entertainment, or
doing you any satbfactiao l^fldy letters,^!: should bor
very glad to perform it thiit way, as I am bound to do it
by all others. T am sorry my fortune should fling me so
far from the best of my relations ; but hope that I shall
have the happiness to see you some time or other. Pray,
my humble service to mj good aunt, and the rest of my
relations, if you please.
TO MR. DEANE SWIFT.||
Leicester^ June 3, 1 604.
I RBCEiVED your kind letter to-day from your sister;
and am very glad to find you will spare time from busi-
ness so far as to write a long letter to one you have none
at all with but friendship, which, as the world passes, is
perhaps one of the idlest things in it. It is a pleasure
to me to see you saUy out of your road, and take notice
of curiosities of which I am very glad to have part, and
desire you to set by some idle minutes for a commerce
* It mdLjrhe observed from this passage, that he 'does not qpeak of
goibg into the church as a pointrof news to his uucle. D. S.
f Here are the grounds of a quarrel which happened between him
and Sir Wimam Temple in 1604. D. S.
I Wlikhat last was the cause of much anger in Sir William Tem-
ple. D.S.
\, Dr. Swift was at this time employed in revising Sir William'
Tcmple*s Works for the press. N.
It ▲.couiin of Dr. Swift^s, then at Lisbon. N.
rHi
2 LETTERS TO AND FROM
which shall ever be dear to me, and from so good ao ob-
server as you may easily be, cannot fail of being useful.
I am sorry to see so much superstition in a country so
given to trade ; I half used to think those two to be in-
compatible. Not that I utterly dislike your processions
iil^ for rain or fkir weather, which, as trifling as they are,
yet have go^^ eflfecfs to quiet common heads, and in-
fuse a piping devotion* among the rabble. But your
burning the old woman, unless she were a duenna, I shall
never be reconciled to ; though it is easily observed that
nations which have most gallantry to the young, are
ever the severest upon the old. I have not leisure to
descant farther upon your pleasing letter, nor any thing
to return you from so barren a scene as this, which I >
shall leave in four days toward my journey for Ireland.
I had designed a letter to my cousin Willoughby ;f and
, the last favour he has- done me requires a great deal of
acknowledgment; but the thought of my sending so
many before, has made me believe it better to trust you
with delivering my best thanks to him, and that you will
endeavour to persuade him how extremely sensible of
his goodness andgenerosity I am. I wish and shall pray
he may be as happy as he deserves, and he cannot be
more. My mother desires her best love to him and to
you, with botb our services to my cou2in, his wife.
I forgot to tell you I left Sir William Temple a month
ago, just as I foretold it to you ; and every thing hap-
' pened thereupon exactly as I guessed. He was ex-
tremely angry I left him ; and yet would not oblige him-
self any faither than upon my good behaviour, nor would
* Swift, at this time, little expected that the seal ofthe Inqui^itiott
should extend to any of his wtirical Writings ; part of which they
iiowever actuallr burnt. See the Vindication of Bickerstaffe, in the
foiirth volume of this collection. N.
f A very considerable merchant at Lisbon. 0. S.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 9
promise any thing firmly to me at all ; so that eveiy
body judged I did best to leave him. I design to be or-
dained in September next, and make what endeavours I
can for something in the church. I wish it may ever
lie in my cousin'^s way or yours to have interest to bring
me in chaplain of the factory.
If any thing offers from Dublin that may serve either
to satisfy or divert you, I will not fidl of contributing, and
giving you con«jUuit intelligence from thence of whatever
you shall desire. I am.
Your affectionate cousin and servant,
J. SWIFT.
TO SIR WI14-IAM TEMPLE.*
DublinyOct. 6, 16^4.
Mat it plbase tour Honovb,
That I might not continue the many troubles I have
given you, I have all this while avoided one, which I
fear prcnK^ necessary at last. I have taken all due
methods to be ordained, and one time of ordination is al-
ready elapsed since my arrival for effecting it. Two
or three bishops, acquaintance of our family, have sig-
nified to me and them, that after so long standing in the
uni^eraity, it is admired I have not entered upon some-
thing or other, (above half the clergy in this town being
Diy juniors,) and that it being so many years since I
* Tbb very ciurious letter was transcribed firora the original to Sir
William Temple; endorsed by Mr. Temple, " Swift's Penitential
Lietter ;*' copied by Dr. Shipman, late Fellow of All Souls College,
O^cford, and Rector of Compton near Winchester, who was a relation
to Sir WiUiam Temple. N.
10 LETTERS TO AND FROM
left this kingdom^, they could not adroit me to the mimii^
try without some certificate of ray behaviour where 1
Mved ; and my Lord Archbishop of Dublin''*' was pleased
to say a great deal of this kind to me yesteirday ; con-
cluding against all I had to say, that he expected I
should have a certificate from your honour of my con-
duct in yS&t family. The sence I am in, how low I am
fallen in your hotiottr's thoughti, has denied me assur-
ance enongh to beg this favour, till I find it impossible
to avoid : and I entreat your honour to understand^,
that no person is admitted here to a living, without
some knowledge of bis abilities for it : which it being
reckoned impossible ta judge in those who are not or-
dained, the usual method is fo admit men first to some
small reader's place, till, by preaching upon occasions,,
they can value themselves for bettfer prefercnent. This
(without great friends) is so- general, that if I were four-
score years old I must go the scMne way, and should at
that age be told, every one must have a beginning. If
entreat that your honour will connder this, and will
please to send me some certificaite of my behaviour du-
ring almost three years in your family; wherein I shall
stand in need of alt your goodness to excuse my many
weaknesses and oversights, much more to say any thing
to my advantage. The particulars expected of me are
what reliate to morals and learning, and the reasons of
quitting your honour's family, that is, whether the last
was occanoned by any ill actions. They are all left
entirely to your honour's mercy, though in die first
I think I cannot reproach mysdf any farther than for
infiamdlies.
* Dr. Nareimu Manh, Archbishop of Dablin, lOM— 1702 ; after-
mwtdM ArchhiBhop of AroBSiKh, till 171S. Sm a letter, datedFeb. 3* .
DOCTOR SWIFT. U
This is all I dare beg at present from your honour^
under circumstances of life not worth your regard : what
is leA me to wish (next to the health and prosperity of
your honour and family) is, that HeaTen would one day
allow me the opportunity of leaving my acknowledg-
ments at your feet for so many favours I have received ;
which, whatever effect they hiMT^^ad upon my fortune,
shall never fail to have' ibe greatest upon my miody iu
approving myself, upon all occasions, your honour's
most obedient and most dutiful servant, &c.
I beg my most humble duty and service be presented
to my ladies your honour's lady and sister*
The ordination Is appointed by the archbishop by the
beginning of November; so that, if your honour will
not grant this favour immediately, I fear it will come
too late.
TO VABINA.*
Ih PATiSNCB is the most inseparable quality of a lover,
and indeed of every person who is in pursuit of a de-
sign whereon he conceives his greatest happiness or mi-
sery to depend. It is the same thing in war, in courts,
'and 10 common business. Every one who hunts aftet
* Sister to Mr. Warjng, Swift*B chamber-fellotr at college. This
letter was first printed in Mi*. George Monck Berkeley's Literary
Relics, 1789. A second letter to Miss Waryng, May 4, 1700, will be
Ibimd in tlie present voliinie. Three other letters, directed to her tit
Bellatt, are existing; thoogh we are unable to give morethan their
dates ; Dec. 20, 1605, from Dublin ; June 29, 1686, and Aug. 28, 1697,
from Moor F^k. K
12 XETTERS TO AND FROM
pleasure, or fame, or fortune, is still resUess and uoeasy
till he has hupted down his game : and all this is not
only very natural, but something reasonable too ; for a
yioient desire is little better than a distemper, and there-
fore men are > not to blame in looking after a cure. I
find myself hugely infected with this malady, and am
easily vain enough to believe it has some very good rea-
sons to excuse it. For ipdeed, in my case, there are
some circumstances which will admit pardon for moie
than ordinary disquiets. That dearest object upcn
which all my prospect of happiness entirely depends, is
in perpetual danger to be removed for ever from my
sight. Varina's life is daily wasting ; and though one
just and honourable action could furnish health to her«
and unspeakable happiness to us both, yet some power
that repines at human felicity has that influence to hold
her continually doating upon her cruelty, and me upoa
the cause of it. This fully convinces me of what we
are told, that the miseries of man^s life are all beaten
out on his owa anvil. Why was I so foolisli to put m^
hopes and fears into the power or management of an*
other ? Liberty is doubtless the most valuable blessiag
of life ; yet we are fond to fling it away on those who
have been th^se 5000 years using us ill. Fbilosopby
advises to keep our desires and prospects of happiness
as muc h as we can in our own breasts, and indepeudest
of any thing without. He that sends them abroad u
likely to have &s little quiet as a merchant whose stoci
depends upon winds, and waves, and pirates, or upon the
words and faith of creditors, every whit as dangerdu
an d inconstant as the other.
I am a villain, if I have not been poiing this half hem
ov er the paper merely for want of something to say U
you : or is it ratlier that I have' so much to say to yon
DOCprOR SWIFT. 13
ibat I know not where to begin, thougb at last it^s all
very likely to be arrant repetition ?
Two strangers, a poet and a beggar, went to cuffs yes-
terday in this town, which minded me heartily to curse
both employments. However, I am glad to see those
two trades fall out, because I always heard they had
beefi constant cronies: but what was best of all, the
poet got the better, and kicked the gentleman beggar
out of doors. This was of great comfort to me, till I
heard the victor himself was a most abominable bad
rhymer, and as mere a vagabond beggar as the other,
which is a very great offence to me; for starving is
much too honourable for a blockhead. I read some of
his verses printed in praise of my lady Donegal], by
which he has plainly proved that fortune has injured
Mm, and that he is dunce enough to be worth five thou-
fand pounds a year. It is a pity he has not also the
^ qualifications to recommend himself to your sex. I dare
engage no ladies would hold him long in suspense with
their tinkindness : one settlement of separate mainte-
nance, well engrossed, would have more charms than
all the wit or passion of a thousand letters. And I will
maintain it, any man had better have a poor angel to his
rival than the devil himself if he was rich.
Tou now have had time enough to consider my last
letter, and to form your own resolutions upon it. I wait
your answer with a world of impatience ; and if you
think fit I should attend you before my journey, I am
ready to do it. My Lady Donegall tells me that it is
feared my lord deputy will not live many days ; and if
that be so, it is possible I may take shipping from hence,
* otherwise I shall set out on Monday fortnight for Dub-
lin, and, after one visit of leave to his excellency, hasten
to England : and how far you will stretch the point of
your unreasonable scruples to keep me here, will de-
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up for a virtue : but when they are grounded at first
upon reason, when they have taken firm root, and grown
up to a height, it is folly — folly as well as injustice, to
withstand their dictates ; for this passion has a property
peculiar to itself, to be most commendable in its ex-
tremes ; and it is as possible to err in the excess of piety
as of love.
These are the rutoei I have long followed with you,
Varina ; and had you pleased to iiuitate them, we should
both have been infinitely happy. The little disguises,
and affected contradictions of your sex, were all (to say
the truth) infinitely beneath persons of your pride and
mine ; paltry maxims that they are, calculated for the
rabble of humanity. O, Varina, how imagination leads
roe beyond myself and all my sorrows! It is sunk, and
a thousand graves lie open ! — No, madam, I will give
you no more of my unhappy temper, though I derive it
all from you. '
Farewell, madam ; and may love make you a while
forget your temper to do me justice. Only remember,
that if you still refuse to be mine, you will quickly
lose him that has resolved to die as he has lived, "aU
yours.
JON. SWIFT.
I have here sent you Mr. Fletcher's letter, wherein I
hope I do not injure generosity or break trust, since
the contents are purely my own concern. If you will
pardon the ill hand and s[>elling, the reason and sense
of it you will find veiy well and proper.
DOCTOR SWIFT. i7
TO MRS. JANE SWIFT.*
1606.
I BECSiVKD your kind letter from Robert by word of
mouth, and thiDk it s vast condeicensioo io you to thlok
of us in all your greatoetB ; now shall we hear m>thiDg
from you for five months but iVe courtiers, hoory is
well, and presents his humUe ^uty to my lady, and love
te his fellow servant ; but he is the miserablcst creature
in the world ; eternally in his melancholy note, what-
ever I can do; and if hb finger does but ache, I am in
such a fright you would wonder at it. I pray return my
service to Mrs. Filby,^ in payment of her's by Robert.
* The Doctor's nster. See May 28, 1696.
Thitlady, who wsi/then at her ancle Swia*s in Bride^treet, Dub-
IId, was married about Dec. 13, 1699, to Joseph Feotoa of the city of
Dobiio, as appears from the license of that date, granted by the Dean
of St Patrick's (Dr. Jerom Ryves,) in whose liberties she was then an
inhabitant. At the time of her marriage, she was actually worth
300L; and on representing to her brother, that this. sum was insuffi-
cient to support her, he promised to settle upon her 5001. being all
he was then possessed of in the world, the very hour that he should
get some benefice in the church, which he daily expected, provided
she would reject this overture of marriage with a proper disdain. But
she suffered herself to be guided by the advice of her uncles; and the
event of the match proved unfortunate. The husbai\d (who is repre*'
sented as an old tyrannical vicious rake, and scarcely worth half the
sum he bad pretended) broke, and died, leaving his wife with two or
three children in very deplorable circumstances. On this event. Dr.
Swift acquainted her by message (for he would never be so far ream-
ciled as to see her face) that he would allow her twenty pounds a
year during her life, provided she would live in England, but not
otherwise; which condition she accepted, and constantly received
that annuity until the time of her decease ; which happened in 1738 ;
at which time the Dean put on mourning for her. N.
t An elder sister to Filby. Her husband, Mr. Filby, was a botch-
er in Lnndon. F.
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18 LETTERS TO AND FROM
Nothing grows better by your absence but my lady's
chamber floor, and Tumble down Dick. Here are three
letters for you, and Molly will not send one of them ;
she says you ordered her to the contrary ; Mr. Mose*
aild I desire you will remember our love to the king,
and let us know how he looks.
Robert aays, the czarf ig. there, and is fallen in love
with you, and designs to carry you to Muscovy ; pray
provide yourself with muffs and sable tippets, «&c.
iEolus has made a strange revolution in the rooks*
uests ; but I say no more, for it is dangerous to meddle
witli things above us.
I desire your absence heartily ; for now I live ip
great state, and the cook comes in to know what I please
to have for dinner ; I ask very gravely what is in the
house, and accordingly give orders for a dish of pigeons,^
or, &c> You shall have no more ale here, unless you
send us a letter. Here is a great bundle and a letter
for you ; both came together from London. We all
keep home like so many cats.
* Steward to Sir William Temple, after whoae death be married
Mrs. Johnson, Stella^s sister. N.
f Peter the Great was then in England. N. ^
DOCTOR SWIFT. ^9
TO THE REV. MR. WINDER,* PREBEN-
DARY OF KILROOT.
[to be left at BELFAST, IN THE COUNTY OP
ANTBIM, IHSLAND.]
Moor Parky Jan. 13, 1698-0.
I Am not likely to be so pleased ^rith any thing again
this good while, as I was with your letter of December
2O9 and it has begun to put me into a good opinion of
my own merits, or at least ray skill at negotiation, to
find I have so quickly restored a correspondence that I
feared was declining, as it requires more charms and ad-
dress in women to revive one fainting flame than to kin-
dle a dozen new ones if but I assure you I was very far
from imputing your silence to any bad cause (having
never entertained one single ill thought of you in my
life,) but to a custom which breaks off commerce be-
tween abundance of people after a long absence. At
first one omits writing for a little while, and then one
stays a while longer to consider of excuses, and at last
it grows desperate, and one does not write at all : At
this rate I have served others, and have been served
myself.
* This gentleman was Swi(l*i immediaffe successor in the prebend of
Ireland. In 1714 he printed a sermon, which he preached at St.
Mary's, Dublin, May 30, 1714, ** on the mischief of faction to church
and state/' Elizabeth the youngest daughter of Mr. Winder was mo-
ther to the first Lord Macartney. N.
f Mr. Sheridan notices a preceding letter to Mr. Winder from
Moor Park, in 1698; in which Swift says, ** I remember those
letters to Eliza j they were writ in my youth. Pray burn them.
Yea mention a dangerous rival for an absent lover ; but I mast take
my fortuoet If the npport proceed, pray inform me.*' N.
20 LETTERS TO AND FROM
I "wish I had a lexicon by me to find whether your
Greek word be spelt aod accented right ; and I am verj
Sony 70U have made an acuttan in uUima^ as if you
laid the greatest stress upon the worst part of the word.
However, I protest against your meaning, or any inter-
pretation you shall ever make of that nature out of my
letters. If I Uiought you deserved any bitter words, I
should eitlier deliver them plainly, or hold my tongue
altogether ; for I esteem the custom of conveying one's
resentments by hints or innuendoes to be a sign of ma*
lice, or fear, or too little sincerity ; but I have told yoii;
coram et absens, that you a^e in your nature more sen-
sible than you need be, and it is hard you cannot be
satisfied witli the esteem of the best among your neigh-
bours, but lose your time in regarding what may be
thought of you by one of my privacy and distance. I
wish you could as easily make my esteem and friendship
for you to be of any value as you may be sure to com-
mand them.
I should be sorry if you have been at an inconve-
nience in hastening my accounts ; and I dare refer you
to my letters, that they will lay the fault upon yourself;
for I think I desired more than once, that you would not
make more despatch than stood with your ease, because
I was in no haste at all.
I desired of you two or three times that when you
had sent me a catalogue of those few books, you would
not send them to Dublin till you had heard again from
joe : The reason was, that I did believe there were one
or two of them that might have been useful to you, and
one or two more that were not worth the carriage : Of
the latter sort were an old musty Horace, and Foley's
book ; of the former were Reynolds* Works, C<dlectioQ
of Sermons, in 4to. Stiilingfleet's Grounds, <&c. and the
folio pap» book, very good for sermons, or a receifi^
DOCTOR SWIFT. 21
book for your wife, or to keep accounts for mutton, rtil-
siU8,*&c The Sceplis Seientijica is not mine, but old Mr.
Dobbs's, and I irish it were restored : He Jibs Ten)f>le's
Miscellanea instead of it, which is a good book, worth
your reading. If Sceptis ScierUifica comes to me, I'll
bum it for a fustian piece of abominable curious vir-
tuoso stuff. The books missing are few md inconsi-
derable, not worth troubling any body about.' I hope
.this will come to your hands, before you have sent your
cargo, that you may keep^ those books 1 mention ; and
desire you will write my name, and ex dono before them,
Jo laroe letters. ■
I desiie ray humble service to Mrs. Winder, and that
you will let her know I shall pay a visit at Carmony
some day or other, how little soever any of you may
think of it. But I will, as you desire, excuse you the
deliveiy of my complimeuts to poor H. Clements, and
hc|>e you will have much better fortune than poor Mr.
Davis, who has left a family that is like to find a cruel
want oi him. Fray let me hear that you grow very
rich, and begin to make purchases. I never heard that
H. Clements was dead : I was at his mayoral feast :
Has he been mayor since ? or did he die then, and
every body forget to send me word of it ?
Those sermons you have thought fit to transcnfte
will utterly disgrace you, unless you have so much cre-
dit that whatever comes from you will pass : They w.ere
wbat I was firmly resolved to bum, and especially some
of them the idlest trifling stuff that ever was writ, cal-
culated for a church without company, or a roof, like
our *****^*** Oxford. They will be a perfect
lampoon upon me, whenever you look on them, and re-
member they are mine.
I, remember those letters to Eliza ; they were writ in
my youth; you might have sealed them up, and no-
22 LETTERS TO AND JbROAl
body of my friends would have opened them : Pray
burn them. There were parcels of other papers that I
would not have lost ; and I hope you have packed them
up so that they may come to me. Some of them were
abstracts and collections from reading.
You mention a dangerous rival for an absent lover :
but I must take my fortune: If tlie report proceeds,
pray inform me; and when jou have leisure and hu-
mour, give me the pleasure of a letter from you : And
tliough you are a man full of fastenings to the world,
yet endeavour to continue a friendship in absence ; for
who knows but fate may jumble us together again :
And I believe, had I been assured of your neighbour-
hood, I should, not have been so lusatisfied with the ro»
gion I was planted in.
I am, aad will be ever entirely,
Yours, &c.
J. SWIFT.
P. S« Pray let me know something of my debt being
paid to Tailer, the inkeeper of ; I have forgot
the town * , between Dromore and Newry,
MRS. JANE SWIFT TO MR. DEANE SWIFT.
May 26, 1 699,
Mt poor brother has lost his best friend Sir William
Temple, who was so fond of him whilst he lived, that
he made him give up his living* in this countiy, to stay
with him at Moor Park : and promised to get him one iu
England. But death came in between, and has left him
unprovided both of friend and living \
* The prebeo4 of Kilroot, in the diocese of Connor^ ^0 we^tb
a^ui 1902.. a year, and^^ 1716 w^x^ al^ut |70(. ^.
DOCTOR SWIFT, 23
TO MISS JANE WARYNG.*
Dublin, May A, noo.
MAD AM,
I AM extreme! J concerned at the accoum you gi^e of
jour heaJtb ; for my uocle told ine he found ybu in ap-
pearance better thao you had been in some yeariR, and I
:iir^ in hopes you had still continued so. God forbid I
should ever be the occasion of creating more troubles to
yotiy as you seem to intimate ! The letter you desired
me to answer I haTe frequently read, and thought I had
•replied to every part of it that required it ; however,
since you are pleased to repeat those particulars ivhere-
in you desire satisfaction, I shall endeavour to give it
- yon as well as I am aWe." You would kuow what gave
my temper that sudden turn, as to alter the style of my
letters since I last came over. If there has been that
alteration you observe, I have told you the cause abun-
dance of times. I had used a thousand endeavours and
arguments, to get you from the company and place you
are in ; botli on the account of your health and humour,
which I thought were like to suffer very much in such
■an air, and before such examples. Ail I had in answer
from you, was nothing but a great deal of arguing, and
sometimes in a style so very imperious as I thought
might have been spared, when I reflected hoi^ much you
iiad been in the wrong. The other thing you would
know is, whether this change of style be owing to the
thoughts of a new mistress. I declare, upon the word
of a christian and a gentleman, it is not ; neither had I
f A young lady of family in the North of Ireland. It was written
BOt long before the time of Stellate fixing her residence in that king-
24 LETTERS TO AND FROM
ever thoughts of being married to any other person but
yourself. I had ever an opinion that you had a great
s veetDCss of nature and humour; and whatever appear*
ed to the contrary, I looked upon it only as a thing put
on as necessary before a Jover : but I have since observ-
ed in abundance of your leltei-s such marks of a severe
indilT'eieuce, that I began to think it Mas hardly possible
for one of my few good qualities to please you, I never
knew any so hard to be worked upon, even in matters
where the interest and concern are entirely your own ;
all which, J say, passed easily while we were in the state
of formalities and ceremony ; but, since that, there is no
other way of accounting for this untractabie behaviour
in you, but by imputing it to a want of common esteem
and friendship for me.
When I desired an account of your fortune, I had no
lucb design as you pretend to imagine. I have told you *
many a time, that in England it was in the power of
any joung fellow of common sense to get a larger fortune
than ever you pretended to : I asked, in order to con-
sider whether it were sufficient, with tlie help of my poor
income, to make one of your humour easy in a married
state. I think it comes to almost a hundred pounds m
year ; and I think at the same time that no young wo-
man in the world of the same income would dwindle
away their health and life in such a sink, and among
such family conversation : neither have all your letters
been once able to persuade that you have the least value
for me, because you so little regarded what I so often
said upon that matter. The dismal account you say I
have given you of my livings'''' I can assure you to be m
true one; and, since it is a dismal oue even in your own
opinion, you can best draw consequences from it. The
* Thoie of laracor and Ratkbeggfo. F.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 25
place wbere Dr. Bolton.^ lived is upon a liviog whidi
he keeps vith the deanery ; '^ut the place of residence
for that they have given me is within a mile of a town
called Trim, twenty miles from hence ; and there is no
other way, but to hire a house at Trim, or build one on
the spot : the first is hardly to be done, and the other I
am too poor to perform at present. For coralbg dowa to
Belfast, it is what I cannot yet think o( my attendance
is so close, and so much required of me ; but our govern^
ment sits very loose, and I believe will change in a few
months) whether our partf will partake in the change,
J know not, though I am very apt to believe it ; and then
I shall be at leisure for a short journey. But I hope
your o(her friends, miure powerful than I, will before that
time persuade you from the place where you are. I
desire my service to your mother, in return for her re-
nembraoce : but for any other dealings that way, I ea-
Ireat your pardon ; and I think I have more cause to re-
sent your desires of me in that case, than you have to be
angry at my refusals. If you like such company and
conduct, much good do you with them ! My education
has been otherwise'. My uncle Adam^ asked me one
* Tliisgentlemao, as well as Dr. Swift, was chaplaiatoLord Berke-
ley when ooe of the lords justices in Ireland ; aud was promoted to
the deaoeiy of Derry, which had been previously promised to Dr.
Swift: but Mr. Bush, the principal secretary, for weighty reasons
best known to himself, laid Dr^ Swift aside, unless he would pay him
a large sura; which the Doctor refused with, the utmost contempt and
icom. F. — ^Dr. Bolton, who was also Minister of St. WerburghV,
Dublin, was advanced to the bishoprick of Clonfert, Sept. 12, 1722;
trandated to Elphin, April 16, 1724; to Cashel,. Jan. 6, 1729; and
died in 1744. He was one of the mo^ eloquent speakers of his tiine,
and was patticularly skilled in ecclesiastical history. N.
f Meaning Lord Berkeley, who was then one of the three lordsjusti'*
ces. The Earl of Rochester was appointed lord lieutenantin Septem-
ber following. N.
X Whose daughter<Anne, married a clergyman of the name of P^r-
ly. See Journal to SteUa, May 2U 171]. N.
B 2
26 LEl-TERS TO AND FKOM
daj Id private, as by direction, what my designs wa|^
iu relation to jou, because it might be a hindrance ta
you if I did not proceed. The answer I gave him (which
1 suppose he has sent you) was to this effect : " That I
hoped I was no hindrance to you ; because the reason
you urged against an union with me W9S drawn from
your indifpositloB^ which still continued ; that you alsa
thought my fortune not sufficient, which is neither at
present in a condition to offer you : That, if your health
and my fortnne were as they ought, I would prefer you
above all your sex ; but that, in the present condition of
both, I thought it was against your opinion, and would
certainly make you unhappy : That, had you any other
offers which your friends or yourself thought more t»
your advantage, I shoi^ld think I were very unjust ta
l^e an obstacle in your way." Now for what concerns
Biy fortune, you have answered it. I desire therefore,
you will let me know if your health be otherwise than
it was when you told me the doctors advised you against
roaniage, as what would certainly hazard your life»
Are they or you grown of another opinion in thb parti-
cular ? are you in a condition to manage domestic a^
fairs, with an income of less (perhaps) than three hun-
dred pounds a year ? have you such an inclination ta
my person and humour, as to comply with my desires
and way' of living, and endeavour to make us both as
happy as you can ? will you be ready to engage in those
Etethods I shall direct for the improvement of your mind,
to as to make us entertsuning company for each other,
irithout being miserable when we are neither visitinf^;
Bor visited ? can you bend your love and esteem and in-
difference to others the same way as I do mine ? shall I
have so much power in your heart, or you sa much go-
▼ernment of your passions, as to grow in good humour
upon my approach, though proToked bj a «-— ? have
DOCTOR SWIFT. . 27
ypQ 80 much good-nature as to endeavour by soft words
to smooth any rugged humour occasioned by the cross
aocidents of life ? shall the place wherever your husband
is thrown be more welcome than courts and cities with-
out him ? In short, these are some of the necessary me-
thods to please men who, like me^ are deep-read-^n the
world ; and to a person thus made, I should -be proud in
giving all due returns towards makii^ her happy. These
are the questioos I have always resolved to propose to
ber with whom I meant to pass my life f and whenever
you can heartily answer them in the affirmative, I shall
be blessed to have you in my arms, without regarding
ivhether your person be beautiful, or your fortune large*
Cleanliness in the first, and competency in the other, is
all I look for. I desire indeed a plentiful revenue, but
would rather it should be of my own ; though I should
bear from a wife to be reproached for the greatest.
I have. said all I can possibly say in answer to any
part of your letter, and in tellii^ you my clear opinion
as to matters between us. I singled you out at first from
tlie rest of women ; and I expect not to be used like a
common lover. When you think fit to send me an an-
swer to this without , I shall then approve myself,.
by all BieftDf you shall command. Madam,
your most faithful humble servant,
JONATHAN SWIFT.
28 LETTERS TO AND FROM
TO THE BISHOP OF DERRY *
Dublin Castle, July 16, 1700.
MY LORD,
I WAS sereni times to wait on jour lordsbip at jour
lodgings; but joa were either abroad, or so engaged,
tbat I coold not be permitted the houoor to attend jou.
I have an liumble request to jour lordship, that jou
will please to excuse me if I cannot be at the triennial
visitation ; for, mj lordf and ladj continuatlj residing
at the lodge, I am obliged to a constant attendance
there. I am with all respect,
Mj lord.
Your lordship's most obedient,
and most bumble servant,
JOJ^. SWIFT.
TO THE REV. DR. TISDALL.^
London, Dec. 16, 1703.
I PUT great violence on mjsel^ in abstaining all this
"while from treating jou with politics. I ivish jou bad
* Dr. William King, afterward, Archbishop of Dublin. Set p.
t The Sari of Berkeley, then one of the lords justices of Ire^
land. N.
\ A Tery learned and ingenious clergyman, and Fellow of the Unb-
yersity of Dublin. He lived in great intimacy with Mrs. Johnsoo
and Mrs. Dingley, and made proposals of marriage to the former.
Whether it were with a view to rouse afiections in the adamantine
heart of her admired olgect; or a reach of policy in Dr. Swift, to ac-
quaint Mrs. Johnson, by such indirect means, tbat he had no inteli-
iio« of CBga|in| himeelf in a narrted life ; or whether in tmth t^tre
DOCTOR SWIFT. 20
been here for teo days, during the highest and warmest
reign of party and faction, that I ever knew or read of,
upon the bill against occasional conformity, which, two
days ago, was, upon the first reading, rejected by the
lords. It was so universal, that I observed the dogs iu
the streets much more contumelious and quarrelsome
than usual ; and the very night before the bill went up,
a committee of whig and tory cats^bad a very warm and
loud debate, upon the roof of our house. But why
were any artifice on either ride; is now not poisiUe to be deter-
mined. But the lady certainly received the addressee of Dr. Tis-
dall, acd give him all proper encouragements. It is also certain that
Vr. Swift had so little thoughts of marriage at this time, that he
went to the court of England during these addresses^ and wrote con-
stantly to this gentleman, as to a person so intimately acquainted
with Mrs. Johnson, that he frequently conveyed to her the political
news of England through his hands. The event of this courtship ap-
pears in Dr. Swift^s letter of April 20, 1704 ; which seems to have
brought matters to a crisis. Mrs. Johnson discovered no repugnant
to the match ; but still she would be advised by Dr. Switt The
Doctor, perhaps loath to be separated from so delightful a com^nion,
threw an obstacle in the way that was not to be surmounted. This
gentleman had a benefice in the church, of a considerable valuer
about 100 miles from Dublin, which required his attendance. Dr.
Swift, in order to bring measures to a final isMie, made him an over-
ture, that he should settle upon his wife an hundred pounds a year
for pin-money. The lover, indeed, though extremely captivated
witili the charms of his mistress, hesitated at this proposal, and desired
a night*s time to consider of it ; but, next morning, contrary to ex-
pectation, he agreed to the terms. Swiil, never at a loss for some
uncommon flight of imagination, insisted further, that he should live
in Dublin, and keep a coach for his wife. Dr. TisdaU had more ho-
nour than to promise what he could not perform ; the match was ac-
cord] ogly broken off: and in a short time after he married the Hon.
Liettice Fortescue Alaund, third daughter of Lord Fortescue; and ob-
tained the Rectory of Belfast, where he died in June, 1736. Mrs. John-
fon, with aU her wit and beauty, appears not, after this period^ to have
recdvedany proposal of marriage; Dr. Swift being universally ima^
gined to have been her pnutdium, her fHend, and her admirer.
These anecdotes (collected fh>m a comparison of the Journal to Stella^
Oct 20,4710, with Mr. Deane Swift's Essay, p. 87) illaatrate an ias-
portant part of our aothor's private history. JX^
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should we wonder at that, when the very ladies are split
asunder into high church and low, and out of zeal for
religion, have hardly time to say their prayers ? The
masks will have a crown moi-e from any man of the
dther party, and count it ft high point of merit to a mem-
ber, who will not vote on their side.* For the rest, the
whole body of the clergy, with a great majority of the
liouse of commons, were violent for this bill. As great
a majority of the lords, among whoro^ all the bKhops,
but four, were against it : the coui't and the rabble (as
extremes often agree) were trimmers. I would be glad
to know men's thoughts of it in Ireland : for myself, I
am much at a loss, though I was mightily urged by some
great people to publish my opinion. I cannot but think
(if men's highest assurances are to be believed) that se*
Veral, who were against tliis bill, do love the churchy
tod do hate or despise presbytery. I put it close ta
my Lord Peterborough just as the bill was going up,
who assured me in the most solemn manner, that if he
bad the least suspicion the rejecting this bill would hurt
the church, or do kiudness to the dissenters, he would
lose his right hand rather than speak against it. The
like profession I had from the Bishop of Salisbury,f my
Lord Somen, and some others; so that I know not
what to think, and therefore shall think oo more ; and
you will forgive my saying so much on a matter, that.
i^ll our heads have been so full o( to a degree, that
while St was on the anvil, nothing else was the subject
of conversation; I shall return in two months, in spite
s ti my heart. I have here the best friends in nature^
only want that little circumstanee of favour and power;
* This accoont of the bmtle^ the harry, and tumult, whilst the Oe-
eariooal ConfonnHy bin was dqiendiqi;, ^ ^ i>^ Urely tpwiiw ff
oar Author's .wit an4 humour. H^
i Dr. Gilbwt Bunet, K*
DOCTOR SWIFT. 31
but nothing is so civil as a cast courtier. Pray let the
ladies* know I had their letter, and will answer it soon f
and that I obeyed Mrs. Johnson's commands, and wait*
ed on her mother, and other friend. You may add, if
you please, that they advise her clearly to be governed
by her friends there about the renewing her lease, and
she may have her mortgage taken up here whenever she
pleases, for the payment of her fine ; and thai we have
a project for putting out her money in a certain lady's
hands for annuities, if the parliament goes on with them,
and she likes it.
I'll teach you a waj to outwit Mrs. Johnson : it is a
new fashioned way of being witty, and they call it a
bUe. You must ask a bantering question, or tell some
damned lie in a serious manner, and then she will ao-
awer or speak as if you were in earnest : and then crf
you, "" Madam, there's a bite.''^ I would not have yea
undervalue this, for it is the constant amusement in court,,
and every where else among the great people ; and I kt
you know it, in order to have it obtain among you, aod
teach you a new refinement.
TO THE SAME.
London, Feb. 3, 1703-4.
I AM icontent you should judge the order of friendship
you are in with me by my writipg to you, and accord
ingly you wSFfind yourself the first after the ladies ;f
for I never write to any ether, either friend or relation,
till long after. I cannot imagine what paragraph yoa
• Mrs. JfAmaavuiMn* DtBgkT* I^>
t Ditto.
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meaa id my former, that was calculated for lord primate ;^
or how 70U could show it him without beiog afraid~he
might expect to see the rest. But I will take better
methods another time, aud you shall never, while you
live, receive a syllable from me fit to be shown to a lord
primate, unless it be yourself. Montaigne was angry to
^ee his essays lie in the parlour window, and therefore
wrote a chapter that forced the ladies to keep it in their
closets. After some such manner I shall henceforth use
you in my letters, by making them fit to be seen by
none but yourself.
I am extremely concerned to find myself unable ta
persuade you into a true opinion of your own littleness^
Dor make you treat me with more distance and respect ;
and the rather, because I find all your little pretensions
are owing to the credit you pretend with two ladies who
came from England. I allow indeed the chaml>er iu
William-street to be Little England by their influence ;
as an ambassador's house, wherever it is, hath all the
privileges of his master's dominions : and therefore, if
you wrote the letter in their room, or their company (for
in this matter their room is as good as their company) I
will indulge you a little. Then for the Irish legs you
reproach me with, I defy you. I had one indeed whea
I left your island ; but that which made it Irish is spent
and evaporate, and I look upon myself now as upon a
new foot Tou seem to talk with great security of
* Dr. Narcissus Marsb, of whom Swift entertained no very favoura-
ble opinion, and whose eharacter he drew with much severity, was
made Bishop of Ferns, Feb. 27, 1682; translated to Dublin, May 24,
1604; to Armagh, Feh. 18, l702 ; and died in 1713. By two of his
private letters, dated Sept. ^, 1703, and June 16, 1704-5, (preserved
among Bishop Gibson^s manuscript papers in the Lambeth library,
1. 56. 95.) it appears that he was jealous of Archbishop King's endea-
vouring to procure to himself a Uecnue to pteride iR the CofiTOcath>n»
,«Bd iBvadiDg the preiideacy. N. ...
DOCTOR SWIFT. 33
your establishment near the ladies ; though perhaps, if
you knew what tbey say of you in their letters to me,
you would change your opinion both of them and yourself.
A bite !* — And now you talk of a bite, I am ashamed of
the ladies* being caught by you, when I had betrayed
you, and given them warning. I had heard before of
the choking, but never of the jest in the church : you
may find from thence that women's prayers are thingi
perfectly by rote, as they put on one stocking after ano-
ther, and no more. But, if she be good at bluoden^
she is as ready at comeoffs ; and to pretend her senses
were gone, was a very good argument she had them
about her. You seem to be migDty proud (as you have
reason if it be true) of the part you have in the ladiei'
good graces, especially of her you call the party. I am
very much concerned to know it ; but, since it is an
evil I cannot remedy, I will tell you a story. A cast
mistress went to her rival, and expostulated with her for
roblnng her of her lover. After a long quarrel, finding
no good to be done ,• •* Well," says the abdicated lady,
** keep him, and ***'* *** ♦* **** **♦*."—" No,**
says the other, that will not^be altogether so convenient;
however, to oblige you, I will do something that is very
near it** — DixLj
I am mightily afraid the ladies are very idle, and do
not mind their book. Pray put them upon reading ?
and be always teaching something to Mrs. Johnson, be-
cause she is good at comprehending, remembering, and
retaining. I wonder she could be so wicked as to let
the first word she could speak, after choking, be a pun.
I differ from you ; and believe the pun was just com-
* Alladiog to his fonner letter. N.
f Dr. Swift, it must be acknowledged, has bere adopted too much
of the plan of Montaigne, which he mentions in the beginning of thif
letter. N.
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iog up, but met with the crumbs, and ,so, struggling for
the wall, couki neither of them get by, and at last came
both out together.
It is a pleasant thing to hear you talk of Mrs. Ding-
ley's blunders, when she has sent me a list with above a
dozen of yours, that have kept me alive, and I hope
will do so till I have them again from the fountain head.
I desire Mrs. Johnson only to forbear punning^ after
.the Finglas rate when Dillyf was at home.
I thank you for your bill, which was a cunning piece
of civility to prevent me from wanting. However, I
shall buy hats for you and Tom Leigh: for I have
lately a bill of twenty pounds sent me for myself, and
shall take up ten more here. I saw Tom Leigh's bro-
.ther in the court of requests, and, knowing him to be
J^our friend, I talked with him ; and we will take some
occasion to drink your health together, and Tom Leigh^s.
I will not buy you any pamphlets, unless you will be
piare particular in telling me their names or their na-
tures, because they are usually t!ic vilest things in na-
ture. Leslie has written several of late, viplent against
.presbyterians and low churchmen. If I had credit
enough with you, you should never write but upon some
worthy subject, and with long thought. But I look
npon you as under a terrible mistake, if you imagine
you cannot be enough distinguished without writing for
the public. Preach, preach, preach, preach, preach,
preach ; that is ceitainly your talent ; and you will
some years hence have time enough to be a writer. I
tell you what I am content you should do : choose any
4Bubject you please, and write for your private diversion,
* Dr. Tisdall, whom his friends used familiarly to call Black Tis-
dall, was author of *^ Tom Pun-sibi metamorphosed, or the Giber
jibed;** a satire against Swift and SheridaB,ia the Gulliveriana. N.
f The Rev. Dillon Ashe. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 35
ox by vf9j of trial ; but be not liasty to vrite for
the world. Besides, who that has a spirit would write
iti such a scene as Ireland ? You and I will talk an
hour on these matters. [Pox on the dissenters and inde-
pendents ! I would as soon trouble vaj head to write
against a louse and a flea. I tell you what ; I wrote
against the bill that was against occasional conformity ^^
but it came too late by a day, so I would not print it.
But you may answer it if you please ; for you know
you and I are whig and tory-.^ And, to cool your in-
solence a little, know that the queen and court, and
house of lords, and half the commons almost, are whigB{
and the number daily increases.^}
• I desire my humble service to the primate, whom I
liave not written to, having not had opportunity to peiw
{orm that business he employed me in ; but shall sood,
flow the days are longer. We are all here in great im-
jBtiepce at the ^ing of Spain's delay, who yet cootiouea
in the Isle of Wight.]:
My Jiumble service to Dean By ves, Dillyr JoQes,^
'• * Dr. Tisdall ^vras^a zealous o)iarch*tory ; and used to entertahi
Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Dlngley with convocation disputes. See
Jotirnal to Stella, Oct. 20, 1710.
f The Tines included in these hooks were printed in one of the
-tsrly editions, and there called, " Part of a Letter.*' Perfaapt
they were taken from the Dean*s first draught. They were introda-
«ed. by the following sentence, which Swift seems to have dropt for
the sake of enlarging on his first thoughts: ** I have been 90 long and
■D freqiientiy pursued with a little paltry ailment of a noise in my
cars, that I could never get humour and time to answer your letter."
X The Archduke Charles arrived at Spithead, in his way from Hol-
land to Portugal, Dec. 2G, ]7o3. By invitation from Queen Anne, lie
visited her rajyesty at Windsor on the 29th. On the 31st he went to
the seat of the duke of Somerset at Petworth in Sussex ; and set sail
for Portugal, Jan. 5^ but, being driven back by contrary winds, it
jras the27Ui of February before he arrived at Lisbon. N.
' ) See an anecdote of Deaa Jones, in Dr. Kin^*s Works, \ti 177^ ^
70l, ii. p. 2iK?. N,
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and other friends And I assure you nobody can possi-"
bly be more, or, I believe, is half so entirely, yours, as
JON. SWIFT.
TO THE SAME.
London, April 20, 1 704.
Testsrdat, coming from the country, I found jour
letter, which had been four or five days arrived, and by
neglect was not forwarded as it ought. You have got
three epithets for my former letter, which I believe are
all unjust : you say it was unfriendly,, unkind, atid «»-
oficouMtahle, The two first, I suppose, may pass but for
jone, saving (as Capt. FluelHu says, the phrase is) a little
variation, I shall therefore answer those twa as I can^
and for the last, I return it you again by these present^
assuring you, that there is more uuaccountability in your
letter's little finger, than in mine's whole body. And
one strain I observe in it, which is frequent enough ;
you talk in a mystical sort of way, as if you would have
me believe I had some great design, and that you had
found it out : your phrases are, '* that ray letter had the
effect you judge I designed ; that you are amazed to re-
flect on what you judge the cause of it; and wish it may
be in your power to love and value me while you live,"
&c. In answer to all this, 1 might with good pretence
enough talk starchly, and afTect ignorance of what you
would be at ; but my conjecture is, that you think I ob-
structed your inclinations to please my own, and that my
intentions were the same with yours. In answer to aH
which, I ,will upon my conscience and honour tell yo^
the naked truth. First, I think I have said to }'ou be-
fore, that if my fortunes and humour served me to think
DOCTOR SWIFT. 3T
•f that state, I should certainly, among all persons on
earth, make your choice ; becailse I never saw th^t per-
son whose conversation I entirely valued but hers ; this
was the utmost I ever gave way to. And, secondly, I
must assure you sincerely, that this regard of mine never
once entered into my head to be an impediment to you ;
but I juds;ed it would, perhaps, be a clog to your rising
in the world ; and I did not conceive you were then rich
enough to make yourself and her happy and easy. But
that objection is now quite removed by what you have
at present ; and by the assurances of Eaton's livings. I
told you indeed, (iiat your authority was not sufficient
to make overtures to the mother, without the daughter's
giving me leave under her own or her friend's hand,
which, I think, was a right and a prudent step. How-
ever, I told the mother immediately, and spoke with all
the advantages you deserve. But the objection of yqur
fortune being removed, I declare I have no other ; nor
flbail any consideration of my own misfortune of losing
so good a friend and companion as her, prevail on me,
against her interest and settlement in the world, since it
is held so necessary and convenient a thing for ladies to
marry ; and that time takes off from the lustre of virgins
la all other eyes but mine. I appeal to my letters to
herself whether I was your friend or not in the whole
concern; though the part I designed to act in it was
purely passive, which is the utmost I will ever do in
things of 4his nature, to avoid all reproach of any ill
consequence, that may ensue in the variety of worldly
accidents. Kay, I went so far both to her mother, her-
self and I think to you, as to tl^ink it could not be de-
cently Inroken ; since I supposed the town had got it
in their tongues, and therefore I thought it could not
miacarry without some disadvantage to the lady's credit.
I have always described her. to you is a manner difib*-
I
38 LETTERS TO AND FROM
ent from those, who would be discouraglDg^; and must
add) that though it has come in my way to converse with
persons of the first rank, and of that sex, more than is
usual to men of my level, and of our function ; yet I
have no where met with an humour, a wit, or conversa-
tion so agreeable, a better portion of good sense, or a
truer judgment of men and things, I mean here in £n^
land; for as to the ladies of Ireland, I am a perfect
stranger. As to her fortune, I think you know it al-
ready ; and if you resume your designs, and would have
farther intelligence, I shall send you a particular ac-
count
I give you joy of your good fortunes, and envy very
much your prudence and temper, and love of peace
and settlement ; the reverse of which has been the great
uneasiness of my life, and is likely to continue so. And
what is the result ? En quels cansevimus agros ! I find
nothing but the good words and wishes of a decayed
ministry, whose lives and mine will probably wear out
before they cau serve either my little hopes, or their own
jimbitioD. Therefore I am resolved suddenly to retire,
like a discontented courtier, and vent myself in study
and speculation, till my own humour, or the scene here^
shall change. *
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.*
7Vtiii,I>^. 31, 1704.
Bpr iiOBD,
I Did intend to have waited on your grace before
you went for England ; but, hearing your voyage b
• Dr. WUliui King, Ardibidiop of Dublin, 1702— 172Z. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 3(1
fixed for the first opportunity of the wind, I could not
forbear giving you a few minutes interruption, which I
hope your gi*ace will believe to be without any other
design than that of serving you. I believe your grace
may have heard, that I was in England last winter,
when the dean and chapter of Christ Church had, I
think, with great wisdom and discretion, chosen a most
miklicious, ignorant, and headstrong creature to repre-
sent them 9 wherein your grace cannot justly tax their
prudence, since the cause'^ they are engaged in is nol
otherwise to be supported. And I do assure your
grace (which perhaps others may have been cautious io
telling you) that they have' not been without success*
For not only the general run in Doctors Commons was
wholly on their side, which my Lord Bishop of Cloynet
observed as well as I; but that little instrument of
ihem did use all his power to misrepresent your grace^
and your cause, both in town and city, as far as his naiw
row sphere could reach. And he spared not to say, that
your grace had personal resentment against him ; that
yoa sought his ruin, and threatened him with it. And I
remember, at a great man's table, who has as much infiu*
eoce in England as any subject can well have, after din-
ner came in a master in chancery, whom I had before
observed to be a principal person in Doctors Commons,
when your grace's cause was there debating ; and, upon
occasion of being there, fell into discourse of it, whereia
he seemed wholly an advocate for Christ Church ; for aH
his arguments were only a chain of misinformations,
which he had learned from the same hand ; insomuch,
* A lawsuit between the Archbiihop of Dublin and the Dean and
Chapter of the Cathedral of Christ Church, Dublin, about his right
of visiting them, which was given in favour of his grace. B.
f Dr. Charles Crow, 1702-1726. N.
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that I was f(»t;ed to give a character of some persoss,
which otherwise I should liave spared, before I could
set him right, as I also did in the affair of the late
Dean of Derry,^ which had beeu told with so many
falsehoods and disadvantages to your grace, as it is hard
to imagine.
I humbly presume to say thus much to your grace,
that, knowing the prejudices that have been given, you
may more easily remove them, which your presence
will infallibly do.
I would also beg of your grace to use some of your
credit toward bringing to a good issue the promise the
queen made,~at my Lord Bishop of Cioyne's interces-'
sion, to remit the first fruits and tenths of the clergy ;
ilnless I speak ignorantly, for want of information, and
that it be a tiling already done. But what I would
mind your grace of is, that the crown ront should be
added, which is a great load upon many poor livings,
and would be a considerable help to others. And, I am
confident, with some reason, that it would be easily
granted ; being, I hear, under a thousand pounds a
year, and the queen's grant for England being so much
more considerable than ours can be at best I am very
certain, that, if the Bisliop of Cloyne had continued to
solicit it in England, it would easily have passed : but,
his lordship giving it up wholly to the Duke of Or-
mond,''^ I believe it has not been thought of so much as
it ought. I humbly beg your grace's pardon for the
baste and hurry of this, occasioned by that of the post,
, which is not very regular in this country ; and, implore
Ing your blessing, and {H-aying to God for your good
• Dr. Bolton. N.
i Lord Lieotenant of -IrelaDd. N.
J
DOCTOR SWIFT. 41
voyage, success, and return, I humbly kiss your grace's
bands, and remain, my lord.
Tour grace's most obedient,
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
FROM THE EARL OF BERKELEY.*
Crcarfurd, Friday Night, 1 706-7.
I HOPK you continue in the miudof coming hither
fo-morrow ; for upon my sincerity,, i^ich is more than
most people's, I shall be heartily glad to see you as
much as possible before you go to Ireland. Whether
you are or are not for Cranford,t I earnestly entrea
you, if you have not done it already, that you would
not fail of having your bookseller enable the Arch-
bishop of Tork:^ to give a book§ to the queen ; for with'
Mr. Nelson,!! I am entirely of opinion, that her ma«
jesty's reading of that book of the project for the. in-
crease of morality and piety, may be of veiy great use
to that end.
* He had been envoy extraordinary and plenipotentiary to the
States General in 1689; and in 1699 and 1700 one of the lords Justices
oT Frdand, where Dr. Swift had been his chaplain. This letter is
endorsed by Dr. Swift, '' Qld £arl of Berkeley , about 1706 or 1707.*^
He died Sept. 24, 1710. N.
f Where a portait of the Dean is still preserved. N. /
X Dr. John Sharpe, 1691-1713. N.
\ 8wift*s Prcjcct for the Advancement of Religion, and the Refor-
mation of Manners. N.
II Robert Nelson, E^q. the worthy and pioas author of many ex-
cellent religioiM publications. N.
Toil. XT. C
42 LETTERS TO AND FROM
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
London, Feb. 5, ITOT-S.
MY LORD,
I Have been above a month expecting the represeo-
taiioQ your grace was pleased to promise to send me,
which makes me apprehend jour grace has been hin-
dered bj what jou complained o^ the clergy's I>ack-
wardness in a point so very necessaiy to their service;
and it is time ill lost at this juncture, while my lord
lieutenant* is here, and in great credit at court, and
would perhaps be more than ordinarily ready to serve
the church in Ireland. If I have no directions from
your grace by the end of this month, I shall think of
my return to Ireland against the 25th of March, to eu''
deavour to be chosen to the living of St. Nicholas, as I
have been encouraged to hope ; but would readily re-
turn at a week's warning, to solicit that affair with my
lord lieutenant while he stays here, or in any other man-
ner your grace will please to direct.
Tour grace knows long before this, that Dr. Millesf
is Bishop of Waterford. The court and Archbishop
of Canterbury}: were strongly engaged ibr another per-
son, not much suspected in Ireland, any more than
the choice already made was, I believe; either here or
there.
* Thomas Herbert Earl of Pembroke. N.
f Dr. Thomas MUles was rimde Bishop of IValerford, May 11,
1707, and contiDued in that see till his death, in 1740. He was uncle
to Dr. Pococke (bishop saccessivelj of Osaory and of Meatli,) autlior
pf " Travels to the East," who died in 1765 j and uncle to Dr. Jere-
miah Milles, the late Dean of Exeter, and President of the Society of
Antiquaries, to whom Bishop Milles left the whole of his fortiinr. IV.
X Dr. Thomas Tenisoo. K.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 43
The two houses are still busy in Lord Peterborough's
affair, which seems to be little more than an amuse-
inent, which it is conceived might at this time be spared,
considering how slow we ai-e said to be in our prepara-
tions; which, I believe, is the only reason why it was
talked the other day about the town, as if there would
be sooo a treaty of peace. There is a report of my
Lord Gal way's death, but it is not credited. It is a
perfect jest to see my Lord Peterborough, reputed as
great a whig as any iu England, abhorred by bis own
party, and caressed by the tories.
The great question,^ whether the number of men iu
Spain and Portugal, at , the time of tlie battle of Al-
manza, was but 8,600, when there ought to have been
29,600, wash carried on Tuesday in the affirmative
against the court, without a division, which was occa-
noned by Sir Thomas Ilanmer's oratory. It seems to
have been no party question, there being many of both
glad and sorry for it. The court has not been fortunate
in their questions this session ; and I hear some of both
parties expressing contrary passions upon it. I tell your,
grace bare matters of fact; being not inclined to make re-
flections ; and if I were, I could not tell what to make,
€0 oddly people are subdivided. I am, my lord.
Your grace's most obedient^
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
44 LETTERS TO AND FROM
TO THE SAME.
London, Feb. 12, 1707-8.
Having irritten what I had of business about three
posts ago (ivhereof I wait an answer,) perhaps it maj be
some amusement to you for a few minutes to hear some
particulars about the turns we have had at court. Yes-
terdaj the seals were taken from Mr. Harley, and Sir
Thomas Mansel gave up his staff. They went to Ken-
sington together for that purpose, and came back imme-
diately, and went together into the house of commoos.
Mr. St John designs to lay down in a few days, as a
friend of his told me, though he advised Him to the con-
trary ; and they talk that Mr. Bruges, and Mr. Ceke» the
vice chamberlain, with some others, will do the like. Mr.
Harley had been for some time, with the greatest art im-
aginable, carrying on an intrigife to alter the ministry,
and began with no less an enterprise than that of remov-
ing the lord ti easurer, and had nearly effected it, by the
help of Mrs. Masham, one of the queen's dressers, who
was a great and growing favourite, of much industry and
insinuation. It went so far, that the queen told Mr. St
John a week ago, ^ that she was resolved to part with
lord treasurer;" and sent him with a letter to the Duke
of Marlborough, which she read to him, to that purpose ;
and she gave St. .dTohn leave to tell it about the town,
which he did without any reserve ; and Harley told a
friend of mine a week ago, thai he was never safer in fa-
vour or employment On Sunday evening last, the lord
treasurer^ and Duke of Marlborough went out of the
council ; and Harley delivered a memorial to the queen,
/ • Sidnex Lord Godolphin. If.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 45
relatiog to the eiuperor and the war. Upon which the
Duke of Somerset rose, and said, "if her majesty sufTei-
ed that fellow (pointing to Harley) to treat affairs of the
war without advice of the general, he could not serve
her ;" and so left the council. The Earl of Pembroke,
though in milder words, spoke to the same purpose : so
did most of the lords: and the next day the queen was
prevailed upon to turn him out, though the seals were
Dot delivered till yesterday. It was likewise said, that
Mrs. Masham is forbid the court ; but this I have no as-
surance of. Seven lords of the whig party are appoint^
cd to examine Greg^, who lies condemned in Newgate ;
and a certain lord of the council told me yesterday, that
there are endeavours to bring in Harley as a party in
that business, and to carry it as far as an impeachment.
AiU this business has been much fomented by a lord
wbom Harley had been chiefly instrumental in impeach-^
iqg some years ago. The secretary always dreaded hiiii»
md made all imaginable advances to be reconciled, but
could never prevail ; .which made him say yesterday to
some who told it to me, " that he had laid his oeck un-
der their feet, and they trod upon it.'^ I am just going
this mof ning to visit that lord, who has a veiy free way
of telling what he cares not who hears ;'' and if I can
learn any more particulars worth telling, you shall have
them. I never in my life saw or heard such divisions
and complications of parties as ther^ have been for some
time ; you sometimes see the extremes of whig and tory^
driving on the same thing. I have heard the chief whigs
blamed by their own party for want of moderation, and I
know a whig lord in good employment who voted with
the highest tories against the court, and the ministry,
with whom he is nearly allied. My Lord Peterborow's
affair^ is yet upon the anvil, and what they will beat it
* See the preceding letter. N»
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out to, DO man can tell. It is said that Harley bad laid
a scheme for an entire new ministry, and the men are
named to whom the several employments were to be
given. And though his project has miscarried, it is
reckoned the greatest piece of court skill that has been
acted there many years.-*— I have heard nothing since
morning, but that the attorney^ either has laid down, tt
will do it in a few days.
FROM MR. ADDISON.
Feb. 29, 1 707-&
SIR,
Mr. Frowdef tells me, that you design me the honoi^
of a visit to-moiTow morning but my Xiord Sunderland^
having directed me to wait on him at nine o'clock^ I
shall take it as a particular favour, if you will give me
your company at the George in Pall Mall aliout two§ in
the afternoon, when I may hope to enjoy your conversa-
tion more at leisure, which I set a very great valu^
upon. I am, sir,
Your most obedient humble servant,
J.ADDISON.
Mr. Steele and Frowde will dine with us.
* Sir Simon Harcourt, knight, then attorney general, afterward9
Lord Harcourl. N.
f Philip Frowde, Esq. son of Ashburnham Frowde, Esq. comptroUer
of the foreign Office at the post office. He was the author of two
tragedies, and was much beloved for his genius and learning, and the
amiableness of his character. B.
I To whom Mr. Addison was secretary . B.
i Then the fashionable hoor'for dining. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 47
TO DR. STERNE.*
London^ April 1 5, 1 70S.
■ SIR,
I T¥OND£R whether in the midpt of your biiildiDgs, you
ever consider that I have broke my shius, and have
been a week confined, thb charming weather, to my
chamber, and cannot go abroad to hear the uightingaleF^
or pun with my Lord Pembroke. Pug is veiy well, and
likes London wonderfully, but Greenwich belter, where
we could hardly keep him from hunting down the deer.
I am told^ by some at coiut, that the Bishop of Kildaref
is utterly bent upon a removal on this side, though it be
4oSt. Asaph: and then the question must be, whether
Dr. Pratt will be dean of St. Patrick's, minister of St.
Catherine's, or provost ? For I tell you a secret, that
tbe queeu is resdved the ne&t promotion shall be to one
of Dublin education : this she told the lord lieutenant
Your new Waterford bishop| franks his letters, which no
bishop does that writes to me ; I suppose it is some pe«
culiar privilege of that sec. The dissenters have made
very good use here of your frights in Ireland upon the.
intended invasion ; and the aichbishop writes me word,
that the addiess of Dublin city will be to the same pur-
pose, which I think the clergy ought to have done their
best to prevent, and I hope they did so. Here has the
Irish speaker§ been soliciting to get the test clause re-
* Dean of St. Pairiek^s, Diiblio ; and afterward Bishop of Clog-
ber. N.
f Dr. William Ellis. He continued at Kildare from 1705, till
1731. N.
tDr. Millcs. Scebefore, p. 42. N.
\ Alan Broderick, Esq. afterward Ix)rd Chancellor of Ireland, and
ereatcd Lord Moleewortb . H .
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pealed by an act here^ for which I hope he^will be im-
peached when your parliament meets again, as well as
fbr some other things I could mention. I hope you will
be of my opinion in what I have told the archbishop
about those addresses. And if his grace and clergy of
the province send or address, I desire I may present it,
as one of the chapter, which is the regular way ; but I
beg you will endeavour among you, that the church of
Ireland gentlemen may send an address to set the queen
tnd court right about the test ; which every one liere is
of opinion you should do; or else I have to fear it will
be repealed here next session; which will be of terrible
consequence, both as to the thing and the manner, b^
parliament here interfering in things purely of Ireland,
that have no relation to any interest of theirs.
If you will not use me as your book-buyer, make use
•f Sir AndrewFountaine, who sends you his humble ser-
vice, and will carry over a cargo as big as you please
toward the end of summer, when he and I intend my
lord lieutenant* shall come in our company without
fail, and Jn spite of Irish reports, that say we shall come
BO more.
I reckon by this time you have done with masons
^d carpenters, ^tid are now beginning with upholster-
jsrs, wiUi whom you mfy go on as sl^w and soberly as
jou please.
But pray keep the garden till I come.
I am, sir, ,
Tour most faithful humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
Direct the enclosed, and deliver it to the greatest
person in your neighbourhood.
• TkovAs Earl of Pembroke. H.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 4a
TO THE SAME.
June^ 1708.
Sir,
I WRIT to jou some weeks ago, and enclosed (as
DOW,) a letter to your neighbour. But I fear it was
kidnapped by sbme privateer, or else you were lazy or
forgetful ;' or which is full as good, perhaps it had no
need of an answer, and I would not for a good deal,,
that the former had miscarried, because the enclosed
was wonderfully politic, and would have been read to
you, as this, I suppose, wjll, though it be uot half sa
profound. Kow are jou gone some hummer ramble,
and will not receive this in a -fortnight; nor send the en*
closed to as much more. I have often begged you
would let me buy you one fifty pounds i^orth of books;,
but now I have been here so long, I believe you will
have reason to apprehend I may sink the money. Sir
Andrew Fountaiue* will never be satisfied till he gets
into tbe little room,, with the three Ashes, the bishop of
KiUalaf and myself, to be happy at the expense of youc
wine and conversation..
Here is a nghi of two girls joined together at the
back, which, in the newsmonger's phrase, causes a great
many speculations; and raises abundance of questions
ID divinity, law, and physic.} The boys of our town
are mighty happy, for we are to have. a beheading next
• Ih. Swift, ia 1708, Qsed to lodge with Sir Andrew Foontaine,'
vbeD he was in London. Hk
f Dr. WiUiam Lloyd, 1690-1716. N.
X There is a particular account of thea in Ibe Fhiloiophicili
l!nHMaclioii8 for the year 176S, rclL I. p. 311, B.
C Z
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week, unless the queen will interpose her mercy.**
Here is a Itfng lampoon publicly printed, abusing by
name at length, all the young people of quality that
walk in the park.f These are effects of our liberty of
the press.
I long to know what is become of your new house,
whether there is yet a union between that and the little
one, or whether the work stops for want of money ; and
you pretend it is only, that the boards may have time to ^
seasoh. We are still in pain for Mr. Dopping^s being
in one of the packet boats that were taken, He and
many mcnre have vowed never to return to England
Again ; which, if they forget, they may properly be calF-
ed vows written in water*
Fray, fdr, let me hear from you some time this bot^
weather, for it will be very refreshing ; and I am coor
fined by budness to this ugly town, which, at this seft-
sQiD of the year, is almost insufferable. I am, Sir,
Tour most faithful humble servant,
J. SWIFX-
TO ARCHMSHOP KING.
Landany June 10, 1709.
, My lord,
I SENT your grace a long letter several weeks agt^
epclosed in one to the dean.t I know not whether it
* Of £dward Lord Griffio, who had been attainted hy ootlawiy
£c(r htgbtreaion committed ja the reiga of King William, and was,
OQ theisth of May, 1706, ordered for execution ; but reprieved from
time to time, till bis deatli^ B. .
f A poem by OldiBwortb, under the title of *< St. James^3
Park." N,
4 Di". Sterne. H(,
DOCTOR SWITT. 51
<:aine to your Iiaods, having not since been lionoured
with your commands. I believe I told your grace, that
I was directly advised by my Lord Sunderland, my
Lord Somers, Mr. Southwell, and others, to apply to
mj lord treasurer,* in behalf of the clergj' of Ireland ;
and Lord Sunderland undertook to bring me to lord
treasurer, which was put off for some time on account of
the invasion. For, it is the method here of great minis-
ters, when any public matter is iu hand, to make it an
excuse for putting off all private application. I deferred
it some time longer, because I had a mind my Lord
Sunderland should go along with me,* but either the
one or the other was always busy, or out of the way ;
however, his lordship had prepared lord treasurer, and
engaged him (as he assured me) to think well of the
matter; and the other day lord treasurer appointed me
to attend him. He took me into a private room, and I
told him my story; ** that I was commanded by your
grace, aqd desired by some other bishops, to use what
little credit I had, to solicit (under the direction of my
lord lieutenant) the remitting of the first fruits; which,
from the favourable representation of his lordship to the
queen about four years ago, the clergy were encouraged
to hope would be granted : that J had been told it might
be of use, if some person could be admitted to his pre-
sence, at his usual times of being attended, in order to
put him in mind ; for the rest, they relied entirely on
bis excellency's good odice, and his lordship's disposi«
tions to favour the church," He said, in answer, ^' he
was passive in this business : that he supposed my lord
lieutenant wouldfengage in it, to whom, if I pleased, he
would repeat tvhat I had said." I replied, " I had
the honour of being welj knpv ii to his excellency ; that
■ * Earl of Godolpliin. N.
c 3
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>
I intended to ask his leave to solicit this matter with bis^
lordship, but had not mentioned it yet, because I did
not know whether I had credit enough to gain that access
he was now pleased to honour me with : that upon his
lordship's leave to attend him, signified to me by the
Earl of Sunderland, I went to inform his excellency^
Dot doubting his consent ; but did not find him at home,
therefore ventured to come : but, not knowing how his
excellency might understand it, I begged his lordship to
say nothing to my lord lieutenant, uniil 1 had the honour
to wait on him agaiu.''
This my lord treasurer agreed to, and entering on the
nibject, told me, ^' that since the queen's grant of the
first fruits here, he was confident, not one clergyman in
England was a shilling the better.'' I told him, ^^ I
thought it lay under some incumbrances." He said, ''it
was true ; but beside that, it was wholly abused in the
distribution ; that as to those in Ireland, they were an
inconsiderable thing, not above 1000/. or 1200/. a year,
which was almost nothing for the queen to grant, upon
two conditions : first, that it should be. well dbposed of:
and, secondly, that it should be well received, with
due acknowledgments; in which cases he would give his
consent : otherwise, to. deal freely with roe, he never
would^" I said, *' as to the first, that I wa^ confident
the bishops would leave the methods of disposing it eur
tirely to her majesty's breast ; as to the second, her ma-
jesty and his lofdship m%ht count upon all the acknow*
ledgments that the most jgrateful and -dutiful subjects
could pay to a prinCe. That I had the misfoitune to
be altogether unknown to his lordsl^ip, else I should
presume to ask him, whether he udderstood any par>
Scalar acknowledgments ?" He replied, ^ By acknow-
ledgments, I do not mean any thing under their hands;
btttl wiliao fur explain mysftlf tatell jw^ I 'mean beU
DOCTOR SWIFT. 53
tfir acknowledgments than those of the clergy of Eng-
land."
I then besfged his lordship " to give me his advice,
-what sort of acknowledgments he thought fittest for the
clergy, to make, which I was sure would be of mighty
weight with them." He answered, " I can only say^
again, such acknowledgments as they ought."
We had some other discourse of less moment; and
after license to attend him on occasion, I took my
leave.
I tell your grace these particulars in his very words*
BB near as I can recollect, i)ecau8e I think them of mo>
ment, and I believe your grace may think them so too*
I told Southwell all that had passed, and we agreed in
our comments, of which I desired him now to inform you.
He set out for Ireland this morning. I am resolved to
aee m^ Lord Sunderland in a day or two, and relate
what my lord treasurer said,.a8 he has commanded me ta
do; and perhaps I may prevail on him to let me know
his lordship's meaning, to which I am prepared to an^
swer, as Mr. Southwell will let you know.
At evening, the same day, I attended my lord lieur
tenant, and desired to know what progress he had made i
and at the same time proposed, ^ that he would give
me leave to attend lord treasurer only as a common so-
hcitor, to refresh his roemor}\" I was very much sur-
prised at his answer, " that the matter was not before
the treasurer, but entirely with the queen, and therefore
it was needless ;" upon which I said nothing of having
been there. He said, '^ he had writ lately to your grace
an qccoiint of what was done; that some, progi'ess was
made ; but they put it off because it was a time of war,
but that he had some hopes it would be done :" but this
is only such an account as his excellency thinks fit to
give^ although I sent it youi^ grace by hit orders. I
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hope that io his letters he is fuller. My lord treasurer
OD the other hand assured me, ^ he had the papers'*^
(which his excellency denied;) and talked of it as a
matter that had long lain before him, which several per-
sons in great employments assure me is and must be
true.
Thus your grace sees that I shall have nothing more
to do io this matter, farther than pursuing the cold scent
of asking his excellency, once a month, how it goes on ;
which, I think, I had as good forbear, siijice it will turn
to little account. All I can do is, to engage my Lord
Sunderland's interest with my lord treasurer, wheuever
it is brought before him ; or to hint it to some other per«
sons of power and credit ; and likewise to endeavour to
take off that scandal the clergy of Ireland lie under, of
being the reverse of what they really are, with respect
Io the revolution, loyalty to the queen, and settlement
of the crown ; which is here the construction of the word
Tmy.
I design to tell my lord treasurer, that, this being a
matter my lord lieutenant has undertaken, he does not
think proper I should trouble his lordship ; after which,
Ijecommending it to his goodness, I shall forbear any
farther mention. I am sensible bow lame and tedious
an account this is, and humbly beg your grace's pardon ;
but I still insist, that if it had been solicited four years
ago by no abler a hand than. my own, while the Duke
of Orroond was in Ireland, it might have been done in a
month : and I believe it may be so still, if his excellen-
cy lays any weight of his credit upon it ; otherwise,
God knows when. For myself, I have nothing more to
do here but to attend my lord lieutenant's motions, of
whose return we are very uncertain, and to manage some
personal affairs of my own* I beg the continuance o{
DOCTOR SWIFT. 5t5
your grace's favour, and your blessing ; and am, m\h
all respect,
Your grace's most obedient, &c*
FROM ANTHONY HENLBY,* ESQ,,
Orange, SepL 16, 1708.
Ybsterdat the weatherglass was at 28 inches^ which
is lower than ever I saw it ; the wind was at east, a very
dull quarter; the garden so wet, there was no looking
into it; and I myself, by consequence, in the spleen.
Sefore night, the glass rose, the wind changed, the gar^
den dried, I received your letter, and was as well as
ever I was in my life, to my thinking, though perhaps
you may tliiak otherwise. The reason why your letter
was so long a coming to my hands, was, its being direct-
ed to me near Winchester ; and Ahesford is the post
town nearest to me. If the officera should come to you^
doctor, if you want a secuiity, that your children shan't
be troublesome to the parish, pray make use of me ; I'll
stand for 'em all, though you were to have as many as
the Holland countess. We have had a tedious expec-
tation of the success of the seige of Lisle : the country
people begin to think there is no such thing, and say. the
newspapers talk of it to make people bear paying taxes
a year longer. I ^on't know how Steelef will get off
of it ; his veracity is at stake in Hantshure. Pray de-
sire him to take the town, though he should leave the
* or the Grange, id the Couoiy of Sootbampton, member ofpar*
iiameut for Melcombe Regis. He was a person of great abilities and
learning : who mixed hamour in the most serious debates. He was
father of the lord chancellor, Robert Earl of Northington. B.
f Then writer of the (Hactte. B.
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citadel for a nest-e^g. I han't the honour ta know Go-
lonel Hunter ; but I never saw him in so good company
as youliavc put him, Lord Halifax, Mr. Addison, Mr.
Cougreve, and the Gazetteer.* Since he is there, let
him stay there. Pray doctor, let me know whether
writing letters be talking to one's sel^ or talking to other
folks : for I think the world has settled it, that talking
to one's self, which oiTends no body, is madness ; and
talking to other people^ which generally is not quite so
harmless, is wit, or good breeding, or religion, or — I
won't write a word more till you have satisfied me what
I have been doing all this while. I am sure one need
not have writ two pages to introduce my assuring you^
that I am
Your most affectionate humble servant,
A. HENLEY.
FROM THE SAME.
JVw. 2, 170S.
SIAR'DOCTOR^
Though you wont send me your broomstick,! 141
tend you as good, a reflection upon death as even Ad*
fian's himself though the fellow was but an old farmer
•f mine, that made it He had been ill a good while ;:_
and . when his friends saw him a going, they all came
croaking about him as usual f and one of them asking
how he did ? he rqilied, in great pain, ^ If I could but
get this same breath out of my body, I'd take care, by
G — y how I let it come in again.** IhiS) if it were put
• Steele. N.
t lltditatioB 01 a BrooBiUdCr writtn^y Dr. 8iria is 17()8. If.
DOCTOR SWIFT. $7
ID fine Latin, I faocj would make as good a sound ts
any I have met with.
I ara,
Your most affectionate humble servant,
A. HENLET.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
London^ Nov. 9, 1 708.
MY LORD,
Your grace's letter of September 7, found me io
Kent, where I took the opportunity to retire, daring my
Lord Pembroke's absence with his new lady, who are
both expected tomorrow. I went afterward to Epsom,
and returned but yesterday : this was the cause of my
sa long omitting to acknowledge your letter. I am
ready to agree with your grace, that very wrong repre-
sentations are made of things and persons here, by peo-
ple who reside on this side but a short time, converse at
second or third hand, and on their return make a vanity
of knowing more than tiiey do. This I have observed
myself in Ireland, even-among people of some rank and
quality ; and I believe your grace will proceed on much
better grounds, by trusting to your own wisdom and ex*
perieoce of things, than such intelligence.
I spoke formerly all I knew of the twentieth parts ;
and whatever Mr. D has said in hia letters about
staying until a peace, I do assure your grace, is nothing
but words. However, that matter is now at end. There
is a new world here ; and yet I agiee with you, that if
there be an interregnum, it will be,tbe properest time to
address my lord treasurer; and I shall second it with
nil the credit I have, and very openly ;. and I know not
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(if one difficulty lies in the waj) but it may prove ft
lucky juncture.
On my return from Kent (the night of the prince's*
death,) I staid a few days in town before I went to Ep-
som : I then visited a certain great man, and we entered
very freely into discourse upon the present juncture.
He assured me, there was no doubt now of the scheme
holding about the admiralty,! the government of Ire-
land4 and presidency of the council :§ the disposition
whereof your grace knows as well as I ; and althougli
I care not to mingle public affairs with the iuterest of
so private a person as myself, yet, upon such a revolu-
tion, not knowing how far my friends may endeavour to
engage me in the service of a new government, I would
beg your grace to have favourable thoughts of me^ on
such an occasion ; and to assure you, that no prospect of
making my fortune, shall ever prevail on me to go
against what becomes a man of conscience and truth,
and an entire friend to the established church. This I
say, in case such a thing should happen ; for my own
thoughts are turned another way, if the Earl of Berke-
ley's journey to Vienna holds, and the ministry will
keep their promise of making me the queen's secretary ;||
by which I shall be out of the way of parties, until it
shall please God I have some place to retire to, a little
above contempt ; or, if all fail, until your grace and the
Dean of St. Patrick's shall think fit to dispose of that
poor town-living** in my favour.
Upon this event of the prince's death, the contention
designed with the court about a speaker is dropped, and
all agree in Sir Richard Qnslow, which is looked on as
* George, Prince of Denmark, husband of Queen Anne. N.
i Orford. N. \ Wharton. N. } Somers. N.
J To the embassy at VieDoa. N. *• St NicOiolas. N^
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aaother argumeot for the scheoie succeeding. Tlib I
had from the same hand.
. As to a comprehension which your grace seems to
doubt an intention of, from what was told me, I can say
nothing : doubtless, it must be intended to come to that
at last, if not worse ; but I believe at present, it was
meant, that there should be a consent to what was endea-'
voured at in your parliament last session.
I thought to have writ more largely to your grace,
iipagining I had much matter in my head ; but it fails,
or is not convenient at present. If the scheme holds, J
shall make bold to tell your grace my thoughts as for*
merly, under cover, because I believe there will be a
great deal to be thought of and done. A little time may
produce a great deal. Things are now in great suspense
both at home and abroad. The parliament, we think,
will have no prorogation. There is no talk of the
Duke of Marlborough's return yet. Speculative people
talk of a peace this 'winter, of which I can form no
prospect, according to our demands.
I am, my lord,
Your grace's most obedient humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
Your grace will please to direct your commands tO
me at St. James's coffee-house, in St. James's-street.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
Duhim, Nov. 20, 1 708r.
REVEREND SIR,
I HAVE yours of the 9th instant, and if the scheme of
alteration holds, as represented, I despair of our twen-
tieth parts is the present method ; yet I can't think it
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proper to move in any new course, till the declaratioe
of what is iuteaded be more authentic. I have do
good grouad for my doubt ; and yet in ray own mind,
I make some question, whether all things will be just as
surmised. If I find this to be so in earnest, I will then
endeavour to obtain an address to my lord treasurer,
which^ I suppose, has been hitherto wanting: but, if
the matter stick on any considerations not agreeable,
there is an end of it. To deal freely, I have very little
hope of succeeding any way ; but it will not make
things worse to try the experiment.
I understand some dissenters from hence will apply
to the parliament of England this session, to obtain ^
repeal of the test, and for a toleration on a larger foot
than in England ; and that a fund is raised, and agents
a^ppointed to solicit their affairs, by the presbyters of
the north. I have had some intimation, that all dis-
senters are not of a mind in this point ; the other sects,
if I am rightly informed, being as much afraid of them
as of us ; and that they would rather be as they are,
than run the hazard of coming under the jus dtvumm of
presbytery. Something pleasant enough is said to have
happened on this cccasion. A ceilain person endeavour-
ed to comfort them, and remove their jealousy, by tel-
fing them they needed not to fear ; for that the greatest
friends to dissenters, and who would be most zealous for
toleration, never designed to establish any church, but
only to destroy that, which had the protection of the
laws. Whether this will give them satisfaction I can't
tell ; but am certain, that if any have so wicked a de-
sign, they will fail in it.
I am often alarmed with the fears of some good men,
who would persuade me, that religion is in danger of
being rooted out of the hearts of men ; and they m on-
dered to see me so >anguiue in the cause. But I tell
DOCTOR SWIFT. €1
them, that I believe it is with religion, as with paternal
aifectioD ,* some profligate wretches may forget it, and
some may dose themselves so long with perverse think-
ing, as not to see any reason for it : but in spite of all the
illnatured and false philosophy of these two sorts of peo-
ple, the bulk of mankind will love their children. And
so it is, and will be with the fear of God and religion :
whatever is general has a powerful cause, though eveiy
.one cannot find it out
But I have forgot my dissenters : the reason of their
applying in Great-Britain is, because they see little rea-
son to hope for success here ; and if I can judge of the
sense of gentlemen that compose the parliament, they
never seemed to be farther from the humour of gratify-
ing them.
As to your own concern, you see hardly any thing
valuable is obtained any otherwise than by the govern-
ment; and therefore if you can attend the next lord
tieutenant, you, in my opinion, ought not to decline
it I assure myself that you are too honest to come oa
ill terms; nor do I believe any will explicitly be pro-
posed. I could give several reasons why you should
embrace this, though I have no exception against your
secretaiyship :* except that you may lose too much
time in it, which, considering all things, you cannot se
well spare at this time of the day.
As to my own part, I thank God, I was never much
frightened by any alterations: neither King James, nor
the Earl of Tyrconnel, shocked me. I always comforted
my^lf with the 112th psalm, 7th verse.t I never was
a favourite of any goverament, nor have I a prospect of
• To the embassy at Vienna. N.
f '' He shall not be afi>aid of evU tidings; hit heart is fixed, trustlas
the Lord." B.
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being 90, though I beKeve I have seen forty changes;
oor would I advise any friend to sell himself to any, so
as to be their slave. I could write some other things,
that you would desire to know ; but pen and ink are
dangerous tools in some men's hands, and I love a friend
with an appetite. I am, <&c*
W. DUBLIN.
TO THE LORD PRIMATE.*
MY LORD, Londcn^ Nov, 30, 1 708.
I WRIT to you about a fortnight ago, after my return
from the country, and gave you some account of an in-
tended change at court, which is now finished. Care
was taken to put Lord Pembroke in mind of the first
fruits before he went out T)f his office ; bnt it was need-
less, for his excellency had it at heart, and the thing is
done, of which, I suppose, you have an account. Tou
know who goes over chaplain ; the archbishop of Canter-
bury, and several other bishops, and the lord treasurer
himself solicited that matter in a body : it was thought
absolutely necessary, considering the dismal notion they
'have here of so many high church archbishops among
you ; and your frlendf made no application, for reasons
left you to guess. I cannot yet learn whether you are
to have a new parliament ; but I am apt to think you
will, and that it must be thought necessary. The affair
of Drogheda| has made a noise here, and like every
* See before, Feb. 3, 1703-4. N.
t He means himself. Tlie archbishop had advised him to apply for
the chaplainship to Lord Wharton, but Dr. Lambert was appointed*.
W.
t Some disputes in corporation aflfairs. F. .
DOCTOR SWIFT. Q3
thing else jm your side, is used as a handle : I have had
it rung in 017 ears from a certain person. I' hope you
are prepared to take off the sacramental test, because that
will be a means to have it taken off here among us ; and
that the clergy will be f<»r it, in consideration of the
queen's bounty ; and that men in employment will be so
wise as to please the court, and secure themselves ; but,
to think there is any design of bringing the Scotch into
offices, is a mere scandal.
Lord Pembroke is to hare the admiralty only a few
months, then to have a pension of 4000Z. a year, and to
retire ; and it is thought Lord Orford will succeed him,
and then it is hoped, there will be an entire change io
the admiralty ; that Sir John Leake will be turned out,
and the whigs so well confirmed, that it will not be in
the power of the court, upon a peace, to bring the ba*
lance on the other side.
One Mr. Shute is named for secretary to Lord Whar-
ton: he is a young man, but reckoned the shrewdest
head in England : and the person in whom the presbyte^
rians chiefly confide ; and, if money be necessary toward
the good work in Ireland, it is reckoned he can com-
maod as far as 100,000/. from the body of dissenters
here. As to his principles, he is truly a moderate man,
frequenting the chui-ch and the meeting indifferently,
&c.*
The cleigy are liere in an uproar upon their being
prorogued : the archbishop of Canterbury takes pains to
• On this passage it has been observed hy Mr. Lusod (Duncombe's
Collection, Append, to vol. II. p. xliii.) ** This fair character of a
whig from Swift is so extraordinary, that it seems as if nothing but
truth could have extorted it. It is, however, observable, that with no
other correspondent, the extravagance of SwiljIJs humour, and the
virulence of his prejudices, are half so much restrained, as in his let-
ters to Dr. King. He certainly either feared or respected this pre-
late, more than any other person with whom he corresponded.** N.
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have it believed it was a thing done without his know-
ledge. A divine of note (but of the wrong side) was
with me the other day, and said, he had it from a good
hand, that the reason of this proceeding was an intention
of putting the parliament on examining and correcting
courto ecclesiastic) &c
The archbishop of Dublin^ is represented here as one
that will very much oppose our designs ; and, although
I will not saj that the Observator is paid for wriiing as
he does 4 yet I can positively affirm to you, that what-
ever he says of that archbishop, or of the alTairs of Ire-
land, or those here, is exactly agieeable to our thoughts
and intentions.
Thb is all I can recollect, fit to inform you at present
If you please, I shall from time to" time send you any
thing that comes to my knowledge, that may be worth
your notice. I am, &c.
TO DEAN STERNE.
SIR, Nov. 30, i70S.
I RECEIVED a letter from yoti the Lord knows wheni
for it has no date ; but I conceive it to have been a
month ago, for I met it when I came from Kent, where,
and at Epsom, I passed about six weeks, to divert mysell
the fag-end of the summer, which proved to be the best
weather we had. I am glad you made so good a pro-
gress in your building ; but you had the emblem of in-
dustry in your mind, for the bees begin at the top and
work downward, and at. last work themselves out oi
house and home, as many of you builders do.
• Dr. WiUiam King. N.
X This if pretty aearly faying it N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. dS
You know, before this the great revolution we have
had atHK>urt;^ and that Dr. Lambert is chaplain to the
lord lieutenant : the Archbisliop of Canterbury, several
other bishops, and my lord treasurer himself would
needs have it so. I made no manner of application for
that post, upon certain reasons, that I shall let you know>
if ever I have the happiness to see you again.
My Lord Sunderland rallied me on that occasion,
and was very well pleased with my answer, " that I ob-
served one thing in all new ministries : for the first week
or two they are in a hurry, or not to be seen ; and when
70U come afterward, tbey are engaged.*'
What I have to say of the public, &c. will be en«
closed,! which, I suppose, will be shown you, and you
#]11 please to deliver as formerly. Lord Pembroke
takes all things mighty well, and we pun together as
usual ; and he either makes the best use, or the best ap-
pearance with his philosophy of any man I ever knew ;
for it is not believed he is pleased at heart upon many
accounts.
Sir Andrew Fountain^ is well, and has either writ to
you last post, or designs it soon.
Dr. Pratt is buying good pennyworths of books for
the college, and has made some purchases that would
set you a longing. Tou have heard our mighty news
is:^ extremely dwindled in our last packets. However,
we expected a very happy end of the campaign, which
this sudden thaw and foul weather, begun here yester-
jday, will soon bring to an issue. I am, <&c
* On the 25th of Norember, 1706, the Earl of Pembroke was made
•lord high admiral, the Earl of Wharton Lord Lieutenant of Ireland,
end Lord Somen Lord Preudent of the CouneiL H.
f This was a letter, of the same date, to Archbishop King. N.
i On the 11th of November, 1708, the Earl of Marlborough and
Prince Eugene obliged the Elector of Bavaria to raise the riege of
, BroHni* n*
VOL. XT. D
6« JLETTEKS TO AND FROM
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
IjendoHy Jan. 6, 1 70d-9.
AY LORD,
Before I lec-eived the honour of your grace^s of No-
vember 20, I had sent one enclosed, &c. with what ac-
count I could of affairs. Since that time, the measures
are altered of dissolving your parliament, which, doubt-
less, is their wisest course, for certain obvious reasons,
that your grace will easily apprehend ; and I suppose
you have now received directions about proroguing it,
for I saw the order some days ago. I should have ac-
knowledged your grace's letter, if I had not been ever
Bince persecuted with a cruel distemper, a giddiness in
my head, that irould not suffer me to write or think of
any thing, and of which I am now slowly recovering.
I sent yon word of the affair of the first-fruits being
performed, which my Lord Pembroke had the goodness
to send me immediate notice of. I seldom see his lord-
ship now, but when he pleases to command me ; for he
sees nobody in public, and is very full of business. I
fancy your grace will think it necessary that in due
time his lordship should receive some kind of thanks in
form. I have a fair pretence to merit in this matter,
although, in my own conscience, I think I have very
little, except my good wishes, and frequent reminding
my Lord Pembroke. But two great men in office, giv-
ing me joy of it, very frankly told me, ^' that if I bad
not smoothed the way, by ^ving them and the rest of
the ministry a good opinion of the justice of the thing,
it would have met with opposition ;" upon ^rhich I only
remarked what I have always observed in courts, that
when a favour is done, there is no want of persons ta
DOCTOR SWIFT. 67
cliallenge obligations. Mean time, I am in a pretty
condition, who have bills of merit given me, that I
must thankfully acknowledge, and yet cannot honestly
offer them in payment. I suppose the clergy will, in
due time^ send the queen an address of thanks for her
favour.
I very much applaud your grace's ^ sanguine tem-
per," as you call it, and your comparison of religion to
paternal affection ; but the world is divided into two
sects, those that hope the best, and those that fear the
vorBt : your grace is of the former, which is the wis^r,
the nobler, and most pious principle ; and altfao«gh I en-
deavour to avoid beiogof the other, yet upon this artid€
I have sometimes strange weaknesses. I compare true
religion to learning and civility, which have ever been
in the world, but very often shifted their scenes ; some-
times entirely leaving whole countries where they have
long flourished, and removing to others that w:ere before
barbarous ; which has been the case of Christianity itself,
particularly in many parts of Africa ; and how far the
wickedness of a nation may provoke God Almighty to
inflict so great a judgment, is terrible to think. But as
great princes, when they have subdued all about them
presently have universal monarchy in their thoughts ;
80 jour grace, having conquered all the corruptions ia
a diocese, and then pursued your victories over a pro- ,
vince, would fain go farther, and save a whole king-
dom, and would never be quiet, if you could have your
willy until you had converted the world.
And this reminds me of a pamphlet lately come out,
pretended to be a letter hither from Ireland, against re-
pealing the test;*" wherein your grace's character is
jugtly set forth : for the rest, some parts are very well,
* His own ; lee the fowtii ToUiine of this collection. N.
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and others puerile, and some facts, as I am informed
wrong represented. . The author has gone out of his
way to reflect on me, as a person likely to write for re-
pealing the test, which I am sure is verj unfair treat-
ment. This is all I am likelj to get by the company I
keep. I am used like a sober man with a drunken
face, have the scandal of the vice, without the satisfac-
tion. I have told the ministry, with great frankness,
my opinion, that they WQuld never be able to repeal
it, unless such changes should happen as I could not
foresee ; and they all believe I differ from them in that
point
Mr. Addison, who goes over first secretary, is a most
excellent person ; and being my most intimate friend, I
shall use all my credit to set him right in his notions of
persons and things. I spoke to him with great plaim
ness upon the subject of the test ; and he says, he is
confident my Lord Wharton will not attempt it, if he
finds the bent of the nation against it.^ — I will say
nothing farther of his character to your grace at pre-
sent, because he has half persuaded me to have some
thoughts of returning to Ireland, and then it will be
time enough : but if that happens otherwise, I presume
to recommend him to your grace as a person you will
think worth your acquaintance.
My Lord Berkeley begins to drop his thoughts of
going to Vienna ; and indeed I freely gave my opinioa
against such a journey for one (^ his age and infirmities.
And I shall hardly think of going secretary without
liim, although the emperor's ministers here think I will,
and have writ to Vienna. I agree with your grace,
that such a design was a little too late at my years ;
but, considering myself wholly useless in Ireland, and
• i c. Takint it e£ N.
DOCTOR SWIFT- 69
in a parish with an audience of half a score, and it be-
ing thought necessary that the queen should have a se-
cretary at that court, my friends telling me it would not
be difficult to compass it, I was a little tempted to pass
some time abroad, until my friends would make me a
little easier in my fortunes at home. Besides, I had
hopes of being sent in time to some other court, and in
the mean while the pay would be forty shillings a day,
and the advantage of living, if I pleased, in Lord Berke-
ley's family. But, I believe, this is now* all at au end.
I am, my lord, with the greatest respect,
Your grace's most obedient and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
My LorclWfaartoQ says, he intends for Irelaxkl the
iMf^nniug of March.
A MONSIEUR MONSIEUR HUNTER,
GENTILHOMME ANGLOIS, a PARIS.
London^ Jan* 12, 1708-9.
SIR,
I KNOW no people so ill used by your men of business,
as their intimate friends. About a fortnight after Mr.
Addison had received the letter you were pleased to send
me, he first told me of it with an air ot recollection, and
after ten farther of grace, thought fit to give it me ; so
you know where to fix- the whole blame that it was no
sooner acknowledged. 'Tis a delicate expedient you
prisoners have of diverting yourselves in an enemy's
coantry, for which other men would be hanged. I am
considering, whether there be no way of disturbing your
quiet by writing some dark matter, that may give the
70 LETTERS TO AJNTD FROM
French court a jealousy of you. I suppose, Monsieiir
ChamiUard, or some of his commissaries, must have this
letter interpreted to them, before it comes to your hands ;
and therefore I here think good to warn them, that if
they exchange you under six of their lieutenant-gene-
rals, they^wili be losers by the bargain. But, that they
may not mbtake me^ I do not mean as viceroy de Virgin
niOy mms ccmme le Colonel Hunter. I would advise you
to be very tender of your honour, and not fall in love ;
because I have a scruple, whether you can keep your
parole, if you become a prisoner to the ladies; at least it
will be scandalous for a free Briton to drag two chaibg
at once. I presume, you have the liberty of Paris, aud
fifty miles round, ami fe*ve a rcty Mght pair of fetters
contiived to ride or dance in, and see Yersailles, and
every place eke, except St Germain.^ I hear the ladies
call you already fwtreprisonnier Hunter, leplus honnete
gar ion du monde. Will you French yet own us Britons
to be a brave people ? Will they allow the Duke of
Marlborough to be a great geqen^l f Or, are they all aa
partial as their gazetteers? Have you yet met any
French colonel whom you remember to have formerly
knocked from his horse, or diivered at least a lance
against his breastplate ? Do you know the Wounds you
have given, when yon see the scars ? Do you salute
your old enemies with
— " Stetimus tela aspera contra,
Contulimusque manus.'*
Vous savez que — Monsieur d^Jddison, i^uftre bon and,
est fait secretaire d^itat d'lrhmde ; and unless you make
haste over, and get my Virginian bishoprick, he will
* Then the palace of tl^e queen 4owager of James 11. an4 thep^^^
tender. H.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 71
persuade me to ^ with him, for the VieDna project is
off; which is a great disappointment to the design I had
of displaying my politics at the emperor's court. I do
DOt like the subject you have assigned me to entertain
you with. Crowder is sick, to the comfort of all quiet
people, and Frowde is reoevr h peindre, Mr. Addison
and I often drink your health, and this day I did it with
Will Fate,^ a certain adorer of yours, who is both a hel
esprit and a woollen draper. The whigs carry all before
them, and how far they will pursue their victories, we
underrate whigs can hardly tell. I have not yet observ-
ed ^ tories' noses; their number is not to be learnt by
telliog of noseS) for every tory has not a nose. —
'Tk a lossj you are not here to partake of three weeks
frost,, and eat gingerbread in a booth by a fire u\h»i the
Thamea Mrs. Flojd looked out with both her eyes,
and we had one day's thaw ; but she drew io her head^
and it now freezes as hard as ever.
As for the convocation, the queen thought fit to pro-
rogue it, though at the expense of Dr. Atterfoury's dis-
pleasure, who was designed their prolocutor, and is now
raging at the disappointment
I amuse myself sometimes with writing verses to Mrs.
Finch, and'sometimes with projects for the uniting of
parties, which I perfect over night, and burn in the
morning. Sometimes Mr. Addison and I steal to a pint
of bad wine, and wish for no third person but you;
who, if you, were with us, would never be satisfied with-
out three more. You know I believe that poor Dr.
Gregory t is dead, and Keilf solicits to be his successor;
but party reaches even to lines and circles, and he will
hardly carry it, being reputed a tory, which yet he
. * See Journal to Stella, Sept. 17, Oct. 6, 1710. H.
I Two famous mathematicians, who published several treatises io
^atineooeaadioastrimomf. H.
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utterly denies. We are here aioe times madder aftei
operas than ever : and have got a new castrato from It-
aly, called Nicolini, who exceeds Vaieotiol, I know not
bow many bars length. Lords Somers and Halifax are
as well as busy statesmen can be in parliament time.
Lord Dorset is nobody's favourite but yours and Mr.
Prior's, who has lately dedicated his book of poems to
him : which is all the press has furnished us of any ralue
since you went. Mr. Fringle, a geqtleman of Scotland,
jsucceeds Mr. Addison in the secretary's office ; and Mr.
Shute, a notable young, presbyterian gentlemaa under
thirty years old, is made a commissioner of the customs.
This is all I can think of, either public or private, worth
telling you ; perhaps you have heard part or all of both,
from other hands, but you must be content ; pray let us
know what hopes we have of seeing you, and how soon ;
ai^ be so kind, or just, to believe me always,
Your most faithful, humble servant,
JON. SWIFT.
P. S. Mr. Steele presents his most humble service to
you ; and I cannot forbear telliog you of your m€chancet6
ty impute the *' Letter of Enthusiasm" to me; whea
I h^ve some good reasons to think the author is now at
Paris.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KiNG.
Dublm, Feb. 10, 1708.9.
REVEREND SIR,
I RECEIVED yours of last January the 6th, and you
will fiud but a sorry correspondent of me.* I have beea
confined near two montbs thb winter, and forbid peu
DOCTOR SWIFT. 73
and ink by my physician ; though, I thank God, I was
more frightened, as it happened, than hurt. I had a colic
about the year 1690, that brought me to extremity, and
all despaired of my life, and the news-letters reported me
dead. It began at the same time of the year, and iht
same way it did then, and the winters were much alike ;.
and I verily believe had I not had the assistance of my
old physician, Sir Patrick Dun,* I should have run the
same course, which I could not have supported. But
with a little physic, and the Spa and Bath waters, I
escaped without other hardships, than keeping at, home ;
and so much for private affairsv
As to4he-pi^Iic, I had a letter from my Lord Pem-
broke, wherein he told me the first-fruits and twentieth
parts were granted, and that my lord lieutenant will
bring over tlie queen's letter for them. I returned him
my thanks, and as soon as the order comes, be wiU have
a public acknowledgment*
I have seen a letter, that passes as from a member of
the house, &c. . I think yoiu* judgment concerning it
ia very just. But pray by what artifice did you con-
trive to pass for a whig ? As I am an lionest man, I
courted the greatest whigs I knew, and could not gain
the reputation of being counted one.
But you need not be concerned ; I will engage you
will lose nothing by that paper. I wish some facts had
been well considered before vouched : if any one mat-
ter in it prove false, what do you think will come of the
paper ? In shorty it will not be in the power of man i^
hinder it from a wai*m entertainment.
As to the test,^ I believe that matter is over for thx»
season. I was much for dissolving this jHresent parlia-
* This gentleman founded three professorships in the university of
Dublin ; viz. theory and practice of phync, chirurgery and midwi^
ry» pharmacy and the tnuUria meiica, HI
2> 2 -
74 UETTERS TO AND TROPJ
ment, and calling a new one this spring. I had a pret-
tj good account of the future elections, which, as far as
my acquaintance reached, were settled ; and I was sure,
that without great force and artifice, the new members
trould never have repealed the test; but I did not
know what the influence of a lord lieutenant* (when well
acquainted in the kingdom, and who kacw how to take
his measures justlj) might have effected, and we know
very well what force, management and timing matters
have ; and there is hardly any thing but powerful per-
suasions, terror, and ostentation of interest may effect^
especially in popular elections. And to confess the
truth to you, I am not altogether ea^^ in that matter
yet, especially if things take any new turn in England.
It is whispered, but I know not by what authority, that
the queen herself was at the bottom of what passed in
the house of commons with you, and that the ministry
screened her in that affair, for reasons that may be guess-
ed at.
I am wonderfully pleased at the good character you
^ive Mr. Addison. If he be the man that you repre*
sent him to be, (and I have confidence in your judgment,)
be will be able to serve his lord effectually, and pro-
cure himself love and respect here. I can't say it will
Ito in tny power to do him any service ; but my good
wishes and endeavours shall not be wanting.
Mr. Stoughton preached a sermonf here on the 30t]i
•f January, King Charles's mailyrdom, that gives great
offence : the government heard it, but I was ilF at home,
-which Dean Stertie will needs have a providence. If
the representation I have of it be true, I am sore I
* ThomaBf.Earl of Wharton,, had been, appointed to that post, Nov,
20, no8. B.
f This sennoB, preached at Christ Chureh, Dublin, was burnt hy
flie common hangman,. Nov, 9, 1711. See SwUVb opinion of iht
preacher, in a letter to the Lov^ Primate, March 26, 1711. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT- 1^
should have suspended him, if it had cost me both my
reputation and interest. I have represented what I
have beard of it, and have discoursed my lord chancel-
lor about it, and told him of what consequence I think
it to be, both to him and us, and that it should not pass
without ceusiure. I have not as yet seen my lord pri-
mate. Wise m.en are doing all th^y can to extinguish
faction; and fools and elves are throwing firebrands.
Assure yourself this had an ill effect on the minds of
most here ; for, though they espouse the revolution,
they heartily abhor forty-ooe» And nothing can create
the ministry more enentiesy and be a greater handle for
calumny, than to represent them, and those that espoused
them, to be such as murdered King Charles I» and such
are all, that approve or excuse it.
As to your own affairs, I wish you could have come
over chaplain as I proposed ; but since a more powerful
interest interposed, I believe you had best use your en-
deavours there f bat if nothing happens before my lord
lieutenant comes over,, you had best make us a visitJ^
Had you been here, I believe something might have
been done few you before this. The deanery of Down
is fallen, and application has been made for it to my
lord lieutenant, but it yet hangs^ and I know not what
will become of it f but if you could either get into it,
•r get a good man- with a comfortable benefice removed
to it, it might make presfsnt provision for you. I have
many things more to say f but they are so much of &
piece with these I have writ already, that you may
guess at them all by this sample. God be with you r
•iiieB*
WILLIAM DUBLIK.
o3
76 LETTERS TO AND FROM
MR. LE CLERC TO MR. ADDISON-
A Amsterdam, le 12 de Fevrier^ 1709.
Je m*€tois c1odq€ rhonoeur de vous €crire, monsieur^
d^s le commencement de cette anuee, pour vous prier
surtout d'une chose, qn'il me seroit important de savoir
au plutdt. Cependant'je n'ai re9u aucune de vos
Douvelles. J^ai appris seulement, que vous quittiez le
poste, od vous €tiez, pour aller en Irlande en qualite
de secretaire de mylord Wharton. Je m'en r^jouis
avec Youss, dans la supposition, que ce dernier emploi
vaut raieiix que le precedent, quoiqUe je sente bien,
que je perdrai par votre ^loignement. Je ne laisse pas
de vous souhaiter toute sorte de satisfaction dans votre
nouvel emploi, et de prier Dieu qu'il vous donne un
heureux succ^s en tout ce que vous entreprendrez. Je
Tous avois pri€, monsieur, de m'envoyer le nora propre
ct les titres de rojlord Halifax, et de lui demander
roSme, si vous le trouviez a propos, la permission de
lui dedier moh Tite-Live. Comme vous ro'aviez mar-
que par Mr. Philips, que vous aviez oublie la feuille»
qui me roanquoit du recueil de Mr. Rymer, je vous
avois mande, que c'est la feuille 10 T. ou les 4 page«,
qui precedent imm^diatement I'indice des noms, dans le
Lome I. Si vous I'avez eue depttis^ &ite§ moi la grace
de Penvoyer a Mess. Touttoo et Stuiguer, bien en-
velopp^e, et de mettre mon addresse au dessus. Je
suppose, monsieur, que cette lettre vous trouvera encore
^ Londres, parce qu^on dit, que mjlord Wharton oe
partira que vers le mois d'Avril. II ne se passe rien
de nouveau ici dans la r^publique des lettres, qui m^-
lite de veus Itre mand6. Les jesuites de Paris ont
Xosdamo^ en termes tris-forts les eentiaeos du P. Hiip*
DOCTOR SWIFT. 7^
iloui'o, et Toot cootraint de les r^tracter d'uoc manidre
hooteuse. On Terra quelle en sera la suite. Je vou-
drois pouvoir Tous dtre utile ici aquelque chose : voub
veiriez par-la, combieo je suis, monsieur, votre trea
humble et tres ob^issaot serriteur,
J. LE CLERC.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
Dublin, March 12, 1708-9.
RBVXREND SIR,
The business of the twentieth parts and first-fruits is
still on the anvil. We are given to understand, that
her majesty designs, out of her rojal bounty, to make a
grant of them for charitable tt^ and that it is designed
this grant should come over with his excellency the
lord lieutenant The bishops in this totrn at present
fought it reasonable to apprise his excellency of the
affair, and to address him for his favour in it, which ac»
cordingly is done by this post. We have sent with this
address the representation made at first to her majesty
about it ; the reference to the commissioners of the re-
venue here, and their report, together with the memorial
to the Lord Pembroke. In that there is mention of the
state of the diocese of Dublin, as a specimen of the con^
dition of the clergy of Ireland, by which it will appear
how much we stand in need of such a gift. This we
eould not well send to his excellency, because it is very
long, and we apprehend, that it might be improper to
give him so much trouble at first, before he was any
way apprised of the matter ; but if you think that his
excellency may judge it agreeable that it should be laid
before bim> I entreat the favour of you to apply to my
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Lord Pembroke's secretary, with whom it is, for tlic
original, or a copy of it, and present it to my lord Heu-
teoant, or leave it wilh his secretary. I have engaged
for you to my brethren, that you will be at this trouble :
and there is a memorial to this purpose, at^ the foot of
the copy of the representation made to the Earl of
Pembroke, transmitted with the other papers. What
charges you are at upon this account, will be answered
by me.
The good impression you have given roe of Mr. Ad-
dison, my lord lieutenant's secretary, has encouraged mc
to venture a letter to him on this subject, which I have
enclosed, and make you the full and sole judge, whether
it ought to be delivei^d. I can't be competently in-
formed by any here, whether it may be pertinent or no;
but I may and do depend on your prudence in the case,
who, I believe, will neither omit what may be useful^
nor suffer me to do an officious or improper thing. I
mix no other matter with this, beside what agrees with
all occasions, the tender of the hearty prayers and
wifihes for you of, sir.
Your, &c.
WILL.DUBLm.
The reversal of my Lord Slane's* outlawry makes a
mighty noise through this kingdom : for aught I can re-
member, the destroying of our woollen manufactory did
not cause so universal a consternation.
* Christopher Fleming, Baron of Slane,. haviog taken up arms for
Kins James in 1688 in Ireland, where he was colonel of a regiment
of foot, afterward lost his estate, and was outlawed, till Queen Anne
reversed his attainder; upon whicih the house of commons of Ireland^
on the 3d of Juue 1709, unanimously resolved, that an address be
made to the queen, ** setting forth the fatal consequences of reversing
ihe outlawries oi persons attainted of treasoB fcH* the rebellions is.
1688/* Lord Slane was^ in November 1713^ created by h^ BMjjeitgr
viacouat liODgford. B»
DOCTOR SWIFT. 7%
A MONSIEUR MONSIEUR HUNTER.
OENTILHOJMIME ANGLOIB, a PARIS.
London, March 22, 1 708-9»
Sir,
I AM very much obliged to you for the favour of a
kind reproach you sent me, io a letter to Mr. AddisoD,
which he never told me of till this day, and that acci-
dentally; but 1 am glad at the same time, that I did
Dot deserve it, having sent you a long letter, in return
to that you was pleased to honour me with ; and it is a
pity it should be lost ; for as I remember, it waq full of
the (Hei fabtdas, and such particularities as do not usual-
ly find place in newspapers. Mr. Addison has been so
taken up for some months in the amphibious circum*
stances of premier c to my Lord Sunderland, and
secretary of state* for Ireland, that be is the worst maa
I know either to convey an idle letter, or deliver what
he receives; so that I design, when I trust him with
this, to give him a memorial along with it ; for if my
former has miscarried, I am half persuaded to give hian
the blame. I find you a little lament your bondage^
and indeed in your case it requires a good share of phi-
losophy : but if you will not be angry, I believe I may
have been the cause you are still a prison^; for I ima-
gine my former letter was intercepted by the French
court, when the most christian king reading one pas-
sage in it, (and duly considering the weight of the per-
son who wrote it) where I said, if the French under-
• PHacipal secretirj to the £ttrt of Wharton, Lord Lieateaaal oT
hvland. H.
•■J.'
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stood your yaliie as well as we do, he would not ex*
change jou for Count Tallard, and all the Debris of
BleDheim together ; for I must confess, I did not rally
when I said so.
I hear your good sister, the Queen of Pomunki, waits
with impatience till you are restored to your dominions :
and that your rogue of a viceroy returns money fast for
Ei^land, against the time he must retire from his go-
vernment. Mean time Philips writes veirses in a
sledge,"^ upon the frozen sea, and transmits them hither
to thrive in our warmer clime under the shelter of my
• Lord Dorset. I could send you a great deal pf news
from the Republica Grubstreetaria^ which was never \u
greater altitude^ though I have been of late but a small
coutributer. A cargo of splinters from the Arabian
rocks have been lately shipwrecked ia the Thames, to*
. the irreparable damage of the virtuosi. Mrs. Longt
' and I are fallen out ; I shall not trouble you with the
cause, but don't you think her altogether in the wrong ?{;
But Mrs. Barton is still iu my good graces ; I desigi^
.to make her tell me when you are to be redeemed, and
will send you word. There's it new,^ you think I ai»
in jest ; but I assure you, the best intelligeuce I get of .
public affairs is from ladies, for the ministers never tell
soe any thing ; and Mr. Addisora is nine times more secret
. ko me than any body else, because I have the happiness
-to be thought his friend. The company at St. James's
coffee-house is as bad as ever, but it is not quite so good.
The beauties you left are all gone off this frost, and we
have gpt a new set for spring, of which Mrs* Chetwlnd
I * Ambrose Philips, Esq. See his Lapland, and other pastorab, ia
Iiis I^ms. H.
• f See an account of this lady, and of her death, in a letter dated
Dec. 26, 1711. N,
X See in vol. xxiv. a ** Decree for ending the treaty between J)t*
Swift and Mrs. Loog.^' N.^
DOCTOR SWIFT. tl
and Mn. Worslej are the principal. The Togue of
•peras holds up wonderfully, thou|^h ve have had them
a jear; but I design to set up a party among the wits to
run them down by next winter, if .true English ca«
price does not interpose to save us the labour. Made-
moiselle Spanheim is going to marry my Lord fltzhard*
ing, at least I have heard so ; and if you find it other*
wise at your return, the consequences may possibly be
survived ; liowever, you may tell it the Paris gazetteer*
and let me have the pleasure to read a lie of my own
sending. I suppose you have heard, that the town has
lost an old duke, and recovered a mad duchess. The
Duke of Marlborough has at length found an enemy
that dares face him, and which he will certainly jQy be-
fore with the fii^t opportunity, and we are all of opinion
it win be his wisest course to do so. Now the way to
be prodigiously witty, would be, by keeping you in sus-
pense, and not letting you know that this enemy is no-
thing but this north-east wind, which stops his voyage to
Holland. This letter going in Mr. Addison's packet
will, I hope, have better luck than the former. I shall go
for Ireland sometime in summer, being not able to make
my friends in the ministry consider my merits, or their pi-o-
mises, enough to keep me here : so that all my hopes
now terminate in my bishoprick of Yiiginia: in the
mean time I hold fast my claim to your promise of cor-
yesponding with me, and that you will henceforward ad-
dress your letters for me at Mr. Steele's"^ office at the
cockpit, ii'ho has promised his care in conveying them.
Mr. Domvil is now at Geneva, and sends me word, he is
become a convert to the whigs, by observing the good
and ill effects of freedom and slavery abroad.
I am now with Mr. Addison, with whom I have fifty
times drunk your health since you left us. He is hurry^
^ Afterward Sir Richard, then under secretarjr of itatc H.]
t3 LETTERS TO AND FROM
log awaj finr Ireland, and I can at present lengthen mj
letter oo farther; and I am not certain whether you will
have any from hint or not till he gets to Ireland. How-
ever, he commands me to assure you of his humble ser-
vice; and I pray Grod too much business may not spoil
Ufbu honnUe homme du tnand$ ; for it is certain, which
of a man's good talents he employs oo business, must be
detracted from his conversation. I cannot write longer
m 10 good company, and therefore conclude
Your mofit foithful
and most humble servant^
J. SWIFT.
TO THE LOED PRIMATE MARSH.*
MY LoiD, London^ March 24, 1 709.
I AM commanded by his excellency the lord lieute-
nant to send the enclosed to your grace, in ansMfCr to a
letter his excellency lately received (Wmh your grace,
and several^ bishopo, relating to the first-fruits of Ire*
land. This will spare your grace and their lordships
Ihe trouble of any feirther account from me. I shall
therefore only add, that his excellency commands me to
assure your grace of his heorty tM^naJtimiX in favour of
the church of Ireland ; and am, with great respect, my
lord, your grace's mast dutiful^h and mo^ obedient ser-
vant,
J. SWIFT,
* Endorsed bj'Sirift, *'Copj of a letter to tlieford primate of Ire-
land by Lord Wharton's order." N.
f At 6rgt vrritten, some 9th«r, N.
X In the first copy, enUrt disposition to do, N.
( Originally, most oMUnit and most hwnbU serwaU, N.
DOCTOR SWIFT, 8^
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MY LORD, March 2Qj ]70d»
I SHOULD have acknoi^leclged your's of February 1 0,
loDg ago, if I had not stayed to see what became of the
first*fruit8. I have likewise yoiu'^s of the 12th instaDt.
I will now tell you the proceedings in this unhappy af-
fair. Some time after the piince's deaths Lord Fern-
broke sent me word by Sir Andrew Fountaine, that the
queen had granted the thiu^ and afterward took the
compliment I made him upon it. He likewise (I sup-
pose) writ to the same purpose himself to the archbishop
of Dublin. I was then for a long time pursued by a
cruel illness, that seized me at fits, and hindered me from
ned<lling in any business ; neither indeed could I at all
suspect there was any need to stir any more in this, un-
til, often asking. Mr. Addison whether he had any or<^
ders about it, I was % little in pain, and desired Mr*
Addison to inquire at the treasury, whether such a grant
bad then passed; and finding an unwillingness, I in*
quired niyself; where Mr. Taylor assured me there
were never any orders for such a grant This was a
month ago, and then I began to despair of the whole
thing. Lord Pembroke was hard to be seen, neithei*
did I think it worth talking the matter with him.^ What
perplexed me most was, why he should tell me, and write
to Ireland, that the business was done ; for if the ac-^
count he sent to Ireland were not as positive as what he
gave me, I ought to be told so from t(ience. I had no
opportunity of clearing this matter until the day I re;
ceived your last letter; when his explanation was, that
he had been promised he should carry over the grant
when be returned to Ireland, and that his memorial wai^
t4 LETTERS TO AND FROM
BOW in the treasury. Yet, when T had formerly begged
leave to follow this matter with lord treasurer, only in
the form of common soliciting, he was uneasy, and told
me lord treasurer had nothing at all to do with it : but
that it 1(38 a matter purely between the queen and him-
self, as I have told you in former letters ; which, how-
ever, 1 faiew then to be otherwise, from lord treasurer
himself. So that all I had left me to do was only the
cold amusement of now and then refreshing Lord Pem-
broke's memory, or giving the ministry, as I could find
opportunity, good dispositions toward the thing. Upon
this notice from Lord Pembroke, I immediately went t<>
Lord Wharton, which was the first attendance I ever
paid him. He was then in a great crowd; I told him
my business; he said, ^he could not then discourse of
it with me,* but would the next day.'' I guessed the
meaning of that, and saw the very person I expected,
just come from him. Then I gave him an account of
my errand. I think it not convenient to repeat here
the ^particulars of his answer ; but the formal part was
this: " That lie was not yet properly lord lieutenant,
until he was sworn : that he expected the same applica-
tion should be made to him, as had been done to other
lord lieutenants ; that he .was very well disposed," &c.
I took the boldness to begin answering those objections,
and designed to offer some reasons ; but he rose sudden*
ly, turned off the discourse, and seemed in haste ; so I
was forced to take my leave. I had an intention to of^
fer my reasons in a memorial 5 but was advised, by very
good hands, to let it alone, as infallibly to no purpose.
And, in short, I observe such a reluctance in some
friends, whose credit I would employ, that I begin to
think no farther of it.
I had writ thus far without receiving a former letter*
• •The letter of March 12, 1708-9. See p. 77. N.
nOCTOB SWIFT. 8S
from the archbidiop of Dublin, wherein he tells me pod-
tively that Lord Pembroke had sent him word the fiist-
firuits were granted, and that Lord Wharton would carrj
oyer the queen's letter, &c. I appeal to you, what anj
man could think after this? neither indeed had I the
least suspicion, until Mr. Addison told me he knew
Bothing of it ; and that I had the same account from the
treasury. It is wonderful a great minister should make
no difference between a grant and a promise of a grant ;
and it is as strange that all I could say would not pre-
vail on him to give me leave to solicit the finishing of it
at the treasury, which could not have taken the least
grain of merit from him. Had I the least suspected it
had been only a promise, I would have applied to Lord
Wharton above two months ago; and so, I belieye^
would the archbishop of Dublin from Irelaad; which
might have prevented, at least, the present excuse, of
not having had the same application ; although others
might, I suppose, have been found.
I sent last post, by the lord lieutenant's commands, an
enclosed letter, from his excellency, to the lord primate.
In answer to a passage in your former letter: Mr.
Stoughton is recommended for a chaplain to tlie lord
lieutenant. His sermon is much recommended by seve-
ral here. He is a prudent person, and knows how to
time things. Others of somewhat better figure are ad
wise as he. A bold opinion is a short easy way to
merit, and very necessary for those who have no other.
I am extremely afiUcted with a cold, and cough at-
tending it, which must excuse any thing ill expressed in
^13 letter. Neither is it a subject in the present cir-
' Constances very pleasant to dwell upon.
I am, &c. *
to L£TT£BS TO AND FROM
FROM MR. ADDISON.
Duhlm, April 22, AlOQ.
9SAR SIR,
I AH in a very great hurry of business, but cannot
forbear thanking jou for your letter at Chester, which
iras the only entertainment I met with in that place. I
hope to see you very suddenly, and will wait on our
friend the Bishop of Clogher* as soon as I can possibly.
I have had just time to tell him, en passant, that you
were well I long to see you, and am, dear sir, your
most faithful, and most obedient servant,
J. ADDISON.
We arrived yesterday at Dublin.
FROM THE SAME.
Dublin Castle, June 25, 1 709.
DBAS SIR,
I
I AM heartily glad to bear you are so near us. If
you will deliver the enclosed to the captain of the Wolf,
I dare say he will accommodate you with all in his
power. If he has left Chester, I have sent you a bill
according to the Bishop of Clogher's desire, of whom I
have a thousand good things to say. I do not ask your
excuse about the yacht, because I donH want it, as you
shall hear at Dublin: if I did, I should think myself
•Dr. St. George Ashe, 1697— 1717. N.
BOCTO^iSWIFT. 8Y
inexcusable. I loag to talk over all affairs with you,
and am ever, dear sir,
Your's most entirely,
J. ADDISON.
P. S. The yacht will come over with the acts of par-
liament, and a convoy, abo^t a week hence, which op-
portunity you may lay hold of, if you do not like the
Wolf. I wUl give ordeiB ^accordingly.
FROM THE SAME.
Nine o*clo€ky
[About Jvdy^ 1709.] Mimday morning,
BEAR SIR,
I THINK it very hard I should be in the same king-
dom with Dr. Swift, and not haye the happiness of his
company ODce in three days. The Bbhop of Clogher
intends to call on you this meraing, as will your hum-
ble servant in my return from Chappie Izzard, whither
I am just now going.
Your humble servant,
J. ADDISOXr.
FB.OM THE JSARL OF HALIFAX.
Oct. 6, 1709.
Our friend Mr. Addison telling me that he was to
;vrite to you to night, I could not let his packet go
away without telling you how much I am concerned to
find them returned without you. I am quite ashafned
tt LETTERS Ta AKD FROM
for m^nBelf and my friends, to 8^ 70U left in a place a»
incapable of tasting you ; and to see so much merit, and
80 great qualities unrewarded bj those who are sensible
of Uiem. Mr. Addison and I are entered into a nevr
confederacy, never to give over the pursuit, nor to cease
reminding those, who can serve you, till your worth is
placed in that light it ought to shine. Dr. South holds
out still, but he cannot be immortal. The situation of
bis prebend would make me doubly concerned in serv-
ing you. And upon all occasions, that shall offer, I will
be your constant solicitor, your dncere admirer, and your
unalterable friend.
I am your most humble and obedient servant,
HALIFAX.
FROM MR. STEELE.
Lord SuMderkuuTs Office^
Oct. 8, 1709.
BEAR SIR,
Mr. Secretary Addison went this morning out of town
and left behind him an agreeable command for me, vis.
to foTwai'd the enclosed,* which Lord Halifax sent him
for you. I assure you no man could say more in praise
of another, than he did in your behalf at that noble
lord's table on Wednesday last. I doubt not but you
will find by the enclosed the effect it had upon him.
No opportunity is omitted among powerful men, to up-
braid them for your stay in Ireland. The company that
day at dinner were Lord Edward Russel, Lord Essex,
.Mr. Maynwaring, Mr. Addison, and myself. I have
*11i«prceediocletter,ofOet6. K.
DOCTOR SWiFT. 90
heard such tJmgi said of that same Bishop of Cloghar
with you, that I have oden said he must be entered ad
tundem io our house of lords. Mr. Philips^ dined with
me yesterday ; he is still a shepherd, and walks very
lonely through this unthinking crowd in London. I
wonder you do not write sometimes to me.
The. town is in great expectation from Bickerstafie ;f
vhat passed at the election for his first table being to be
imblished this day sevennight. I have not seen Ben
Tooke| a great while, but long to usher you and yours
into the woild. Not that there can be any thing added
by me to your fame, but to walk bareheaded before
you. I am, sir, your most obedient and most humble
servant,
RICHARD STEELE.
FROM MR. ADDISON.
St. Jameses Place, April 11, 1710.
SIR
>
I HAVE run so much in debt with you, that I do not
know how to excuse myself, and therefore shall throw
myself wholly upon your good nature; and promise, if
you will pardon what is passed, to be more punctual
wttb you for the future. I hope to have the happiness
of waiting on you very suddenly at Dublin, and do not
.at all regret the leaving of England, while I am going to
« pluce, where I shall have the satisfaction and honour
irf Dr. Swift's convei-sation. I shall not trouble you with
• Ambrose Philipi. $ee before, March 22, 1708^. N.
f The Dame assumed by tiie author of the Tattler. H.
t Swifl*s bookseller. Seep. 99. N.
VOL. XV. *
00 LETTERS TO AND FROM
any occurreoces here, because I hope to have the plea-
sure of talking over all affairs with you very suddenly.
We hope to be at Holyhead by the 30tb instant. Lady
Wharton stays in England. I suppose you know, that
1 obeyed your's, and the Bishop of Clogher's commands,
in relation to Mr. Smith ; for I desired Mc Dawson to
acquaint yoii with it. I must beg my most humble duty
to the Bishop of Clogher. I heai-tily long to eat a dish
of bacoQ and beans in the best company in the world.
Mr. Steele and I often drink your heaUh.
I am forced to give myself airs of a punctual corres*
pondence with you in discourse with your friepds at St.
James's coffee-house, who are always asking me quea*
tions about you, when they have a mind to pay their
court to mie, if I may use so magnificent a phrase. Pray,
dear doctor, continue your friendship toward me, who
love and esteem you, if possible, as much as you deserve. '
I am ever, dear sir,
Your's entirely,
J. ADDISON.
TO DEAN STERNE,
WITH A PROXY FOR HIS APPEARANCE AS PREBEN-
DARY OF DUNLAVAN, AT THE ARCHBISHOP's Vltt-
TATION.
«IR, LaraccTy April 17, 1710.
You have put me under the necessity of writing you
a very scurvy letter, and in a very scurvy manner. It
Is the want of horses, and not of inclination, that hinders
itt fmn attending on you at the chapter. .But I would
DOCTOR SWIFT. f 1
<lo it on foot to see jou* visit io your own right ; but if
I must be visited by proxy, by proxy I will appear.
The ladiesf of St. Mary's delivered me your commands ;
but Mrs. Johnson had dropped half of them by the
shaking of her horse. I have made a shift, by the assist-
ance of two civilians, and a book of precedents, to send
you the jargon annexed with a blank for the name and
title of any prebendaiy, who will have the charity to
answer for me. Those words, gravi incommodo^ are to
be translated, the want of a horse. In a few days I ex-
pect to hear the two ladies lamenting the fleshpots of
€avan street. I advise them since they have given up
their title and lodgings of St. Mary's, to buy each of
them a palfry, and take a squire and seek adventures.
I am here quarrelling with the frosty weather, for spoil-
ing my poor half dozen of blossoms. Spes anni collapsa
ruit : Whether these words be mine or Virgil's I cannot
determine. I am this minute very busy, being to preach
to day before an audience of at least fifteen people,
most of them gentle, and all simple.
I can send you no news ; only the employment of my
parishioners may, foronemory sake, be reduced under
these heads : Mr. Fercivall is ditching; Mrs. Percivall in
her kitchen ; Mr, Wesley switching ; Mrs. Wesley
stitching ; Sir Arthur Langford ricking, which is a new
word for heaping up riches. I know no other rhyme
but bitching, and that I hope we are all past. Well,
sir, long may you live the hospitable owner of good bits^
good books, and good buildings. The Bishop of Clo-
ser would envy me for those three Bes.i I am your
most obedient, humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
* Dr. Sterne was then vicar geperal of the diocese of Dublin, andd
to visit the clergy in thfe absence of the archbishop. H. '
f Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Dingley. N.
t Vxg. Bits, books, and buildings. B.
02 LETTERS TO AND FROM
DR. SWIFT'S ACCOUNT OF HIS MOTHER'S
DEATH. 1710.
Mejs. Od Wednesday, between seven and eight, in
tlie evening. May 10, 1710, I received a letter in my
chamber at Laracor (Mr. Percivall and John Beaumont
being by) from Mrs. Feuton, dated May 9th, with one
enclosed, sent from Mrs. VVorrall at Leicester to Mn.
Fenton,"^ giving an account, that my dear mother, Mrs.
Abigail Swift, died that morning, Monday, April 24}
1710,t about ten o'clock, after a long sickness, being
ill all winter, and lame, and extremely ill a month or
six weeks before her death. I have now lost my bar*
rier between me sfnd death ; God grant I may live to
be as well prepared for it, as I confidently believe her to
have been ! If the way to Heaven be through piety,
truth, justice, and charity, she is there.f
* The DeaD^s sister. N.
f " 1710, April 27, Abigail Swift, widow, aged 70 years, buried.'*
Register of St- Martin's, Leicester. N.
X This memorandum is copied from one of the account books, which
Dr. Swift always made up yearly, and on each page entered mi-
nutely all bis receipts and expenses In every month, beginning his
year from Nov. 1. He observed the same method all bis life-time
till his last iUness. At the foot of that page which includes his ex-
penses, in the month of May 1710, at his glebe house in Laracor, ia
the county of Meath, where he was then resident, are the above re-
markable words, which riiow at the same time his filial piety, and
the religious use which he thou^t it his duty to make of that mdaft-
choly event. He always treated his mother, daring her lifie, with
the utmost duty and affection ; and she sometimes came to Ireland,
to visit him after his settlement at Laracor- She lodged at Mr.
BrenVs the printer, io Oeorge^s laoe, Dublin ; and once asked her
landlady, " l^hether she could keep a secret .^^' Who replied, '*She
could very well.** Upon whicli, she enjoined her not to make the
DOCTOR SWJFT. 93
FROM MR. ADDISON.
DEAR 6IR, Dublin, June 3, 1710.
I AM just DOW come from Fioglass, where I have been
drinkiug your health, aad talkiog of you, with one who
iQves and admires you better than any man io the world,
except your humble servapt. We both agree io a re-
quest, that you wilt set out for Dublin as soon as posBi-
ble. To tell you truly, I find the place disagreeable,
and cannot imagine why it should appear so now more
than it did last year. Tou know I look upon erery
thing that is like a compliment as a breach of friendship ;
and therefore shall only tell you, that I long to see you ;
without asBUi-ing you that I love your company, and va-
lue your conversation mcHre than any man's, or that
i ami, with the most iuviolal>l« siocerity aird esteem,
dear sir, .'
Your most faithful, most humble,
and most obedient servant,
J. ADDISON.
matter poblir, which she was now {oiag to commanicate to her : **l
have a spark in this town, that I carried on a correspondence with
while I was in England. He wilt be here presently, to pay his ad-
dreases ; for he has heard by this time of my arrival. But I woald
not h^ve the matter known.** Soon after this, a rap was heard at
the door ; and Dr. dwift walked up stairs. Mrs. Brent retired ; bnt
irflera little time, she was called ; and then Mrs. Swift iotrodnced
lier visiter, and said, ** This is my spark I was telling yon of: this it
my lover : and ihdeed the only one I shall ever admit to pay their
ad d r e swi s to me." The doeior smiled at his mother*i humoar, and
afterward paid his doty to her every day onsospeoted by Mrs.
Brent, whom he invited some years afterward to take care of his &-
mily afikirs, when he became Deiin of St. Patrick's. And when she
died, he continued her daoghtler (Mrs. Ridgway, then a poor widow)
io the sune office. N.
94 LETTERS TO AND FROM
FROM SIR ANDREW FOUNTAINE.
June 27, 1710.
I NEITHER can Dor will have patience any longer ;
and, Swift, you are a confounded son of a . May
your half acre turn to a bog, and may your willows pe-
rish ; may the worms eat your Plato, and may Farvisol*
break your snuff box. What ! because there is never a
bishop in England with half the wit of St George Ashe,
nor ever a secretary of state with a quarter of Addison's
good sense ; therefore you can't write to those that love
you, as well as any Clogher or Addison of them all.
You have lost your reputation here, and that of your
bastard the Tattler is going too : and there is no way left
to recover either, but your writing. Well ! 'tis no mat-
ter ; I'll e'en leave London. KingsmiU is dead, and you
don't write to me. Adieu.
FROM MR. HENLET.
4
t
iiEV^END SIB, [About 1709or 1710.]
It is reported of the famous Regioroontanus, that be
framed an eagle so artfully of a certain wood, that upon
the approach of the Emperor Maximilian to the opulent
city of Nuremberg, it took wing, and flew out of the
gates to meet him, and (as my author has it) appeared as
though alive. Give me leave to attribute this excellent
* The Dean*s steward. H.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 95
iDvention to the vehanent desire be had to entertain his
master with sometliing extraordinary, and to say with
the poet,
Amor addidit alas.
I am trying a like experiment, whether I cannot make
this composition of old rags, galls, and vitriol, fly to
Dublin ; and if (as the moving lion, which was composed
by an Italiao chymist, and opened his breast, and showed
the imperial arms painted on its heart) this could dis-
close itself, and discover to you the high esteem and
affection I have for you, I should attain my end ; and not
only sacrifice a hecatomb, but cry out, with extatic Ar-
chimedes, £v^9««.
I should not have presumed to imagine, that you
would deign to cast an eye on any thing proceeding from
so mean a liand as mine, had I not been encouraged by
that character of caudour and sweetness of temper for
which you are so justly celebrated and esteemed by all
good men, as the delicias kumani generis f and I make
DO question, but like your predcceflsor [an emperor
again'^] you reckon every day as lost, in which you
have not an opportunity of doing some act of benefi-
cence. I wasi moreover emboldened by the adage,
which does not stkk to affirm, that one of the most des-
picable of animals may look upon the greatest of queens;
as it has been proved to a demonstration by a late most
judicious author, whom (as I take it) you have vouch- %
safed to immortalize by your learned lucubrations.f
And as proverbs are the wisdom of a nation, so 1 take
naturalizing such a quantity of very expressive ones, as
we did by the act^of union, to be one of the consldera-
* These words are crossed over in the original. N.
t Steele adopted in his Tattler the name of Isaac Bickerstafle. N.
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blest advantages ve shall reap from it : and I do not
question but the nation will be the wiser for the future.
But I have digressed too far, and therefore resume
my thread. I know my own unworthiness to deserve
your favour ; but let this attempt pass on any account
or some merit.
In tnagnis voluisse sat est.
And though all cannot be sprightly like F— ^, wise like
T -rs, agreeable like B- th, polite like P — r-^dc,
or, to sum up -all, though there be but one phoenix, and
one Upidissimus homundoy T — p — m ; y«t, since a cup
of cold water was not an unacceptable present to a thirsty
emperor, I may flatter myself that this tender of my
services (how mean soever) may not be contemned;
and, though I fall from my great attempt,
Spero irovar pieta non che perdono^
as that mellifluous ornament of Italy, Franciscus Pe^
trarch, sweetly h^s it.
Mr. Crowder, I have often heard affirm, and the fine
thinkers of all agea hav<i constantly held, that much good
may be attained by reading of histoiy. And Dr. Sloane
is of opinion, that modern ti*avels are very behoveful to-
ward forming the mind, and enlarging the tlioughts of the
curious part of mankind.
Give me leave to speak a little from both these to-
pics.
In tlie Roman triumphs, which were doubtless the'
roost august spectacles that were ever seen, it was the
constaut custom, that the public executioner should be
behind the conqueror, to remind him (says my author)
from time to time, that these honoui^ were transitory,
and could nq( secure him from the severity of the laws.
Col. Morrison of the guards [he lives next door ta
Tart-Hall] his father was in Yii^nia, and being like to
be starved, the company had recourse to a learned mas*
DOCTOR SWIFT. 6?
ter of arts; his oame was YeDter; he advised them to
eat one another pour passer letems^ aod to begin with a
fat cook-maid. She had certaiolj gone to pot, had not
a ship arrived just in the nick with a quantity of pork,
which appeased their hunger, and saved the wenchV
bacon.
To apply these ; Did 70U never (when rioting in the
costly dainties of my lord high admiral's* table, when
the polytasted wine excited jovial thoughts, and banish-
ed serious reflections) forget your frail mortal condition ?
Or when, at another time, you have wiped the pohit of
a knife, or perhaps with a little spoon taken some attic
sale out of Mrs. F — 's cad^iat ; and, as the poet sings,
Qui sedens adoersus identidsm
Spedatei oudiL
Did you not think yourself par Deo ? Fray God you
did not^ pray God you did not think yourself ^t^p^ore
dtvos.
Confess the truth, doctor, you did; confess it, and re-
pent of it, if it be not too late : but alas ! I fear it is.
And now, methinks, I look down into that bo^ all
flaming with bonnyclabber and usquebaugh ; and hear
you gnashing your teeth, and crying, '^ Oh ! what would
I give now for a glass of that small beer, I used to say
was sour ! or a pinch of that snuff, which I used to say
was the cursed'st stuff in the world : and borrow as much
as would lie on a shilling the minute after. Oh ! what
would I give to have a monitor in those moments to have
put me in mind of the sword hanging by a twine thread
over my head, and to have cried in a voice as loud as
Southwell's Memento^ doctor, qida Hibemus es, et in JBi-
bemiam reverteris /"
Every man in the midst of his \>leasures should re-
* Thomas Earl of Pembroke. H.
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member the Roman executiooer : and I have beeo a^
sured, that had it not been for tl>e unfortunate loss of
his royal highness the pwnce,* Sir Charles Duncombej
would have revived that useful ceremony, which
might be very properly introduced in the lord mayor's
cavalcade.
I would not be mistaken either in what has gone be-
fore, or in that which is to follow, as if I took you to be
a belly god, an Apieius, or him that wished his neck as
long as a craneX that he niiglit have the greater plea-
sure in swallowing. No, dear doctor, far be it from m^
to think you Epicuri de grege porcum, I know indeed
you are helluo^ but 'tis librorum, as the learned Dr. Ac-
cepted Frewen, some time archbishop of York, was;
and ingenii, as the quaint Dr. Offspring Black all, now
bishop of Exeter, is. Therefore, let us return to the
use wliich may be made of modern travels, and apply
Mr. Morrison's to your condition.
You are now cast on an inhospitable island : no ma-
thematical figures on the sand, no vestigia hominnm to be
seen; perhaps at this very time reduced to one single
baiTel of damaged biscuit, and short allowance even of
salt water. What's to be done ? Another in your condi-
tion would look about ; perhaps he might find some po-
tatoes; or get an old piece of iron, and make a harpoon,
and if he found Iliggoa sleeping near the shore, strike
him and eat him. The western islanders of Scotland
say, 'tis good meat, and his train oil, bottled till it man-
tles, is a delicious beverage, if the inhabitants of Lap-
land aie to be credited.
Put this I know is too gross a pabulum for one, who
(as the chameleon lives on air) has always hitherto lived
» Of Denmark, who ^ed October 28, 1708. H.
't Lord Mayor of London, in 1708. H.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 09
*
00 wit ; and whose friends (God be thanked) design he
should continue to do so, and on nothing else. There-
fore, I would advise you to fall upon old Joan ; eat, do
1 live to bid thee, eat Addison :* and when you have
eat eveiy body else, eat my lord lieutenantf [he is some-
thing lean] God help the while ; and though it will, for
aught I know, be treason, there will be nobody lefl to
hang you, unless you should tliink fit to do yourself that
favour ; which if you should, pray don't write me word
of it, because I should be very sorry to hear of any iH
that should happen to you, as being, with a profound
Tcneration, one of the greatest of your admirers,
T. B. or any other two letters you like better.
Pray direct your answer to me, at the Sergeant's Head
in Cornwall ; or at Mr. Sentiment's, a patt^ carrier^ in
Common Garden, in the Phhs. '
TO MR. BENJAMIN TOOKE.
SIR, Dublin^ June 29, 1710.
I WAS in the country when I received your letter with
the apology enclosed in it ;| and I had neither health
nor humour to finish that business. But the blame rests
with you, that if you thought it time, you did not print
it when you had it. I have just now your last, with
tlie complete key. I believe it is so perfect a Grub-
street piece, it will be forgotten in a week. But it is
strange that there can be no satisfaction against a book-
seller for publishing names in so bold a manner. I wish
* Then secretary to the Earl of Whafton, lord lieutenant of Ire-
land. IT.
t Earl of Wharton. H.
i The Apology prefixed to the Tale of a Tub. N,
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8om9 lawyer <oiild advise you how I might have satis*
faction : for at this rate^ there is do book, however vile,
which may not be fastened on me. I cannot but think
thai liil)e parsoQ-cousin^ of mine is at the bottom of this;
^, having lent him a copy of some part o( &c. and be
showing it, after I was gone for Ireland, and the thing
abraftd, he affected to talk suspiciously, as if he had
some share in it If he should happen to be in town,
and you light on him, I think you ought to tell him
gravely, ^' That, if he be the author, he should set hb
oame to the," to. and rally Ura a little upon it : and tell
Um '' if he ean explain some things, you wiH, if he plea*
ses^ set his nfime to the next edition." I should be glad to
see how far the foolish impudence of a dunce could go.
Well. I will send you the thing, now I am in town, ao
soon as possible. But I dare say, you have neither print-
ed the rest, nor finished the cuts ; only are glad to lay
the fault OQ me. I shall, at the end, take a little con-
temptible notice ot the thing^ou sent me ; and I dare
say it win do you niore good than hurt. If you are in
mich haste, how came you to forget the Miscellanies ? I
would not have you think of Steele for a publisher : he
is too busy. I will, one of these days, send you some
bints, .which I would have in a prefae^ and you ma7
get some friend to dress them up. I have thoughts of
some other work one of these yean : and I hope to see
jou ere it be long; since it is likely to be a new worlds
and sioce I have the merit of suffering by not comply-
ing withAhe old. Tours, &c.
* Mr. Thooiai Swift: see Jooraal to Stella, Nov. 7, 1711. aad see
ibt Advertiflementto the Tale of a Tub, vol. IIL N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 101
FROM MR. BENJAMIN TOOKE.
SIR, fjondon^ Jtdy 10, 1710.
Enclosed I have sent the Key, and think it wQuid
be much more proper to add the notes at the bottom of
Uie respective pages they refer to, than printing them at
the end by themselves. As to the cuts. Sir Andrew
FouHtaine has had them from the time they were
designed, with an intent of altering them. But he is
■ow gone into Norfolk, and will not return till Michael-
nas; so that, I think, they must be laid aside; for,
unless they are very well done, it is better they were
quite let alone. As to the Apology, I was not so care*
less but that I took a copy of it before J sent it to you \
so that I could have printed it easily, but that you sent
me word not to go on till you had altered something in
It. As to that cousin of yours which you speak of, I
neither know him, nor ever heard of him till the Key
mentioned hira. It was very indifferent to me which I
proceeded on first, the Tale, or the Miscellanies ; but»
when you went away, you told me there were three or
four things should be sent over out of Ireland, which
you had not here ; which, I think, is a very reasonable
excuse for myself in all these affairs. What I beg of
you at present is, that you would return the Apologj
and this Key, with directions as to the placing it : al-
though I am entirely of opinion to put it at the botton^
of each page ^ yet shall submit. If this be not done
soon, I cannot promise but some rascal or other will do
it for us both ; since you see the liberty'that is already
taken. I think too much time has already been lost in
the Miscellanies ; therefore hasten that : and whichever
is in the most forwardness, I w(mld begin on first. All
here depend on an entire alteratioii. I am, &c.
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FROM MR. ADDISON.
DEAR SIR, Dublin Castle, July 23, 1710.
About two days ago I received the enclosed, tliat is
sealed up, and yesterday that of my friend Steele, -which
requiring a speedy answer, I have sent you express. In
the mean time I have let him know that you are out of
town, and that he may expect your answer by the next
post. I fancy he had my Lord Halifax^s authority for
writing. I hope this Will bring you to town. For your
amusement by the way, I have sent you some of this
day's news : to which I must add, that Drs. Bysse"^ and
Robinsonf are likely to be the bishops of Bristol and St
David's : that our politicians 81*6 startled at the breaking
off the negotiations, and fall of stocks; insomuch that it
is thought they will not venture at dissolving the par-
liament in such a crisis. I am ever, dear sir, your's en-
tirely,
J. ADDISON.
Mr. Steele desires me to seal youi''s before I deliver
it, but this you will excuse in one, who wishes you as
well as he, or any body living can do.
* Philip, first made Bishop of St David*8,and then of Hereford^ B.
f John, he was consecrated Bishop of Bristol, November 19, 1710,
and translated to the See of London in March 1713-14. B.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 103
«
IRISH BISHOPS TO THE BISHOPS OF
OSSORY AND KILLALOE.
Dublin, Aug. 31, 1710.
OUR VERY GOOD LORDS,
Whereas several applications have been made to her
majesty about the first-fruits and twentieth parts, paya-
ble to her majesty by the clergy of this kingdom, be-
seeching her majesty, Uiat she would be graciouly pleas-
ed to extend her bounty to the clergy here, in such man-
ner as the convocation have humbly laid before her ma-
jesty, or as her majesty shall in her goodness and wisdom
think fit; and the said applications lie still before her
majesty; and we do hope, from her royal bounty, a fa-
vourable answer.
We do therefore entreat your lordships to take on you
the solicitation of that affair, and to use such proper me-
thods and applications, as you in your prudence shall
^dge most likely to be effectual. We have likewise
desired the bearer. Dr. Swift, to concern himself with
you, being persuaded of his diligence and good affection i
and we desire, that if your lordships' occasions require
your leaving London before you have brought the bu-
siness to effect, that you would leave with him the pa-
pers relating to it, with your directions for his manage-
ment in it, if you think it advisable so to do. We are
your lordships most humble servants and brethren,
NARCISSUS ARMAGH.
WILL. DUBLINIENSI&
W. CASSEL.
W. MEATH.
W. KILDARE.
WM. KILLALA.
To the right rev. fathers in God, John, Lord Bishop of
Ossory, and Thomas, Lord Bishop of KiUaloe.
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TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
9fY LORD, Londany Sept. 9, 1710.
I ARRIVED here on Thursday last, and inquiriog for
the two bishops, I found mj Lord of Ossory^ was gone
some time ago, and the Bishop of Kilialoef I could not
hear of until next day, when I found h^ was set out
early in the morning for Ireland ; so that the letter to
then: lordships is so far to no purpose. I cannot yet
learn whether they left any papers behind them ; neither
shall I much inquire; and to say the truth, I was less
solicitous to ask after the Bishop of Killaloe, when f
beard the other was gone.
They tell me all affairs in the treasury are governed
by Mr. Harley, and that he is the person usually appli-
ed to ; only of late, my Lord Foulet, upon what people
have talked to him that way, hath exerted himself a lit-
tle, and endeavours to be as significant as he can. I
have opportunities enough of getting some interest with
his lordship, who hath formerly done me good offices^
although I have no personal acquaintance with him.
After which I will apply to Mr. Harley, who formerly
made some advances towards me ; and, unless he be al-
tered, will, I believe, think himself in the right to use
me well : but I am inclined to suspend any particular
solicitations until I hear from your grace, and am inform-
ed what progress the two bishops have made ; and until
I receive their papers, with what other directions your
grace will desire to send roe.
* Dr. John Harstonge wai Bishop of Ossory from 1693 to 1714. N.
f Dr. Thomas Lindsay, Bishop of Killaloe from March 1695, was
translated to Raphoein June, 1713, to Armagh in January following;
and died July 13, 1724. IT.
DOCTOR SWIFT. loa
Upon mj arriyal here, I found mjvelf equally ca-
ressed by both parties, by one as a sort of bough for
drowDiDg meo to lay bold of ; and by the other as one
discontented with the late men in power, for not being
thorough in their designs, and therefore ready to ap-
prove present things. I was to visit my Lord Godo!-
phin, wlio gave me ajreception very unexpectedly, and
altogether different from what I ever received from any
great man in my life ; altogether short, dry, and morose,
not worth repeating to your grace, ^ until I have the
honour to see you. I complained of it to some of his
friends, as haviz^, as I thought, for some reasons, de-
served much the contrary from his lordship : they said,
to excuse him, that he was overrun with spleen and pee*
inshnesB upon the present posture of affairs, and used
Bobody bettei\ It may be new to your grace to tell
7011 some circumstauees of his removal. A letter was
lent him by the groon of the queen's stidoles, to dedre
he would break his staf^ which would be the easiest
vay, both to her majesty and him. Mr. Smith, cban*
ceUor of the exchequer, happening to come in a little
after, mj lord lm>ke bis staf^ and fiung the pieces iA
Ae chiffloey, desiring Mr. Smith to be witness that be
kad obeyed the queen's commands ; and sent him to the
|fteen with a letter and a message, which Mr. Smith de*
ivif^red, and at the same time surrendered up his own
aftce« Tlie parliament is certainly to be dissolved, al«
liough the day is yet uncertain. The remainder of
irhigs in employment are resolved not to resign ; and a
certain lord told me, he had been the giver of that ad-
rice, and did in my presence prevail on an acquaint-
toce c^ mine in a great post to promise the same thing ;
«ly Mr. Boyle,* they say, is resolved to give up«
* Toongest ton of Charles, Lord Clifibrd. He was appointed
haoceUor of the exchequer to King William in March, 1701 ; and
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Every body counts iofailiblj upon a general rexnoTal.
The Duke of Q^ueensbury, it is said, vfiW be steward ;
my Lord Cholmondeley is gone over to the new interest,
ivith great indignation of his friends. It is affirmed by
the tories, tliat the great motive of these changes v as
the absolute necessity of a peace, ivhich they tliought
the whigs were for perpetually ilclaying. Elections
are now managiug with greater violence and expense,
and more competitors, than ever was known ; yet the
iown is much fuller of people than usual at this time of
the year, waiting till they see some issue of the matter.
The Duke of Ormond is much talked of for Ireland,
and I imagine he believed something of it himself. Mr.
Harley is looked upon as first minister, and not my
Lord Shrewsbury, and his grace helps on the opinion,
whether out of policy or titith ; upon all occasions pro-
fessing to stay until he speaks with Mr. Harley. The
queen continues at Kensington indisposed with the gout,
of which she has firequent returns.
I deferred writing ta your grace as late as I could
this post, until I might have something to entertakk
you : but there is such a universal uncertainty amodg
those who pretend to know most, that little can be de«
pended on.* However, it may be some amusement to
tell you the sentiments of people here, and, as bad as
they are, I am sure they are the best that are stirring ;
for it is thought there are not three people in Englaod
entirely in the secret; nor is it sure, whether even those
, was much- esteemed by that prince. He continued in that post tiU
Feb. 12) 1707-8, when he, was made one of the principal secretaries of
state, in which station he remained till Sept 20, 1710. On the ac-
cession of George I. Mr. Boyle was created Lord Carleton, and sooa
after made president of the council. He died unmarried, March 14,
1T24-5. To the intervention of Mr. Boyle, and the friendship of
Lord Halifax, Mr. Addison was indebted for his first introduction to
iiord Godolphin. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 107
three are agreed in what they iDtend to do. I am, ivith
great respect, my lord,
Your gi:ace'8 most obedient
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
I have not time to read this, and correct the literal
mistakes.
J was to wait on the Duke of Ormond, to set him
right \n the story of the college, abotit the statue, &c.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
REVERENp SIR, DuhUuj Sept. 16, 1710.
I RECEIVED your's by the last packets, of September
the ninth ; and because you have missed the two bbhops,
I send you, with thisi» the papers relating to the first-
fruits, and twentieth parts. I send them in two bundles^
being too big for one letter. The bishops, so far as I
can learn from the Bishop of Ossory, have not made
any step since I left London. I will endeavour to
get you a letter from the bishops to solicit that affair.
Id the mean time, open the letter to the two bishops^
and make use of it as occasion shall serve. The
sdieme I had laid for them is crossed by my lord
treasurer's being out ; though, perhaps, that would not
have done ; but her majesty's promise I depended on,
and I had engaged tlte Archbishop of York in it.
When he comes to London, I will give you a letter to
him. I can likewise find means, I beiieve, to possess .
my Lord Shrewsbury and Mr. Harley, with the rea-
fonableness of the affair. I am not courtier enough to
know the properness of the thing ; but I had once an
imagination to attempt her majesty herself by a letter,
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modestly putHog her in mind of the matter ; and no
time so proper, as when there is no Lord Lieutenant of
Ireland, which perhaps may be soon ; but this needs
advice.
There are great men here as much out of humour, as
you describe your great vLsitee* to have been ; nor does
the good news from Spainf clear them. I believe, how-
ever, they are glad at it, though another would have
served their occasions as well.
I do not apprehend any other secret in all this affair,
but to get whigs out of alT places of profit and trust, and
to get others in them. As for peace it must be on no
Other terms than the preKminaries ; and you'll find a
tory parliament will give mo^ey as freely^ and be as
eager to prosecute the war, as the whigs were,, or they
dre not the wise men T take them to be. If they do so,
and take care to have the money well disposed of when
given, they wiU break the King of France's heart, and
the wh^s together, and please the nation. There's an
ugly accident, that happens here in relation to our tweiH
tieth parts and first-fruits ; at midsummer, 1 709, there
was ready money in the treasury, and good solvent
debts to the queed to the value of 70,000Z. Now I am
told, by the last week's abstract, there is only 223^ id
the treasuiy, and the army unpaid, at least uncleared for
a year; and all others,. except pensioners, in the same
condition. Now the great motive to prevail with her
*" Probably tbe Esrl of Oodolphia, who was, perhaps, moeh vkited
by his friends and party, after the resignation of his staff of lord trear
surer. B.^This conjecture of Dr- Birch was very ingenious. The
archbishop's alhision, however, related only to the private visit of
Br. Swift to his lordship, which he mentions in his letter of Septem-
ber 9. N,
f Probably of the battle near Saragoza, in which King Charles of
Spain gaiDcd a complete victory over his competitor, King Philip,
OB the lOtii of August, 1710. B.
DOCTOR SWIFT, 109
majesty to ^jve the cler^ the bounty petitioned for,
was the clearness of the revenue here ; but if that be
anticipated, perhaps it may make an objection.' I will
add no more, but my prayers for you. I am, &c.
WILL. DUBLIN.
TO DEAN STERNE.
stR, Ltmdony Sept 26, 1710.
One would think this an admirable place from whence
to fill a letter, yet when I come to examine particulars,
I find they either consist of news, which you hear as
soon by the public papers, or of persons and things, to
which you are a stranger, and are the wiser and happier
for being so. Here have been great men every day re-
ugning their places ; a res%nation as sincere, as that of
of a usurer on his death bed. Here are some, that fear
being whipped because they have broken their rod ;
and some that may be called to an account, because they
could not cast one; up. There are now not much above
a do2ien great employments to be disposed of, which, ac*
Gorcting to our computation, may be done in as many
days. Patrick''^ assures me, his acquaintance are sdl
very well satisfied with these changes, which I take for
no ill symptom^ and it is certain the queen has never
appeared so easy or so cheer^l. I found my Lord Go*
doipbki the worst dissembler of any of them, that I
bave talked to ; and no wonder, since his loss and dan^'
ger are greater, beside the addition of age and com-
l^lexion. My lord lieutenantf is gone to the country, to
txistle about elections. He is not yet removed,* ht*
• Dr. Swift's servatit. H.
f £arl of Wharton. B.
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cause they say it wilt be requisite to supersede him by
a succesi^or, which the queen has not fixed on ; nor is
it agreed whether the Duke of Shrewsbury or Ormond*
stand fairest. I speak only for this morning, because re-
ports usually change every twenty-four hours. Mean
time the pamphlets and half sheets grow so upon our
hands, it will very well en^>loy a man every day from
morning till night to read them, and so out of pei'fect
despair I never read any at all. The whigs, like an
army beat three quarters out of the field, begin to skir-
mish but Mntly ; and deserters daily come over. We
are amazed to find our mistakes, and how it was possible
to see so much merit where there was none, and to over*
look it where there was so much. When a great minis-
ter has lost his place, immediately virtue, honour, and
wit fly over to his successor, with the other ensigns of
his office. Since I \eh oflf writing, I received a letter
from my Lord Archbishop of Dublin, or rather two let-
ters, upon these memorials. I think immediately to
begin my soliciting, though they are not very perfect ;
for I would be glad to know, whether my lord arch-
bishop would have the same method taken here, that
has been done in England, to settle it by parliament :
but, however, that will be time enough thought of this
good while.
I must here tell you, that the Dean of St. Patrick's
lives better than any man of quality I know; yet this
day I dined with the comptroller,! who tells me, he
drinks the queen's wine to day. I saw Collector
Sterne,! who desired me to present his service to you,
* The Duke of Ormond was appointed lord lieutenant, Oct 2^
1710. H.
f Sir John HoUand, Bart H.
X Enoch Sterne, Esq. CoUector of Wicklow, and Cl^k oT the House
of Lords in Ireland. F. .
DOCTOR SWIFT. Ill
and to tell jou he would be glad to hear from you,
but not about busioess ; hj which, I told him, I guessed
he was putting you off about something you desired.
I would much rather be now in Ireland drinking your
good wine, and looking over, while you lost a crown at
penny ombre. I am weary of the caresses of great men
out of place. The comptroller expects every day the
queen's commands to break his staff. He is the last
great household of^cer they intend to turn out. My
lord lieutenant is yet in, because they cannot agree
about his successor. I am your most obedient humble
lervant,
J. SWIFT.
A MEMORIAL OF DR. SWIFT'S TO
MR; HARLEY,
ABOUT THE FIRST FRUITS.*
Oct. 7, 1710.
In Ireland, hardly one parish in ten has any glebe,
and the rest very small and scattered, except a very
few ; and these have seldom any houses.
. There are in proportion more impropriations in Ire-
laod than in England, which, added to the poverty of
the country, make the livings of very small and uncer-^
tain value, so that five or six are often joined to make
a revenue of bOL per annum: but these have seldom
above one church in repair, (be rest being destroyed by
frequent wars, &c.
* This wai drawn up by Dr. Swift i the memorial I)e received ft-om
the bishops having been too long, and not to the purpose* S«e bis
letter of Oct. 10. N.
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The clergy i for want of glebes, are forced, in tbeir
own or neighbouriDg parish, to take farms to live on at
rack rents.
The queen having some years since remitted the first^^
fiiiits to the clergy of England, the bishop of Clojne^
being then in London, did petition her majesty for the
same favour in behalf of the clergy of Ireland, and re-
ceived a gracious answer. But this affair, for want of
soliciting, was not brought to an issue during the
governments of the Duke of Ormond, and Eai'l of Pem-
broke.
Upon the Earl of Wharton's succeding, Dr. Swift
(who had solicited this matter in the preceeding go-
vernment) was desir^d^ by the bishops of Ireland to
apply to his excellency, who thought fit to receive the
motion as wholly ne^:, and what he could not consider
till he were fixed in the government, and till ihe same
application were made to him as had been to his pre-
decessors. Accordingly, an address was delivered to
fais lordship, with a petition to the queen, and a me-
morial annexed from both houses of convocation ; but
a dispute happening in the lower house, wherein his
chaplain was concerned, and which was represented by
the said chaplain as an affront designed to his excelleD*-
cy, who was pleased to understand and report it so to
the cou't, the convocation was suddenly prorogued, and
all farther thoughts about the first-fruits let fall as des«
perate.
Tife subject of the petition was to desire, that the
twentieth parts might be remitted to the clergy, and the
first-fruits made a fund for purchasing glebes and impro-
priations, and rebuilding churches.
The twentieth parts are twelve pence in the pounds-
* Originally written, directed. N.
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$aid annuallj out of all ecclesiastical benefices, as they
were valued at the reformation. They amount to about
5001 per annum ; but of little or no value to the queen,
after the officers and other charges are paid, though of
much trouble and vexation to the clergy.
The first-fruits paid hj incumbents upon their promo-
tion amount to A50L per armitm ; so that her majesty, iu
A remitting about \000L per annum to the clergy, will
teally lose not above 5002.
Upon August 31, 1710, the two houses of convoca-
tion being met to be farther prorogued, the archbishops
and bishops conceiving there was now a favourable
juncture to resume their applications, did, in their pri-
vate capacities, sign a power to the said Dr. Swift, to
solicit the jremitting of the first-fruits and twentieth
parts.
But there is a greater turden ihan this, and almost
intolerable, upon several of the clergy in Ireland ; the
easing of which, the clergy only looked on as a thing to
be wished, without making it part of their petition.
The queen is impropriator of several parishes, and
the iqcumbent pays heir half-yearly a rent generally to
the third part of the real value of the living, and somc-
iimes half. Some of these parbhes [yielding no income
to the vicar,"^] by the increase of graziers, are seized
OD by the crown, and cannot pay the reserved rent.
The value of all these ioipvopriatioDB are about 2000/.
per annum to her majesty.
If the queen would graciously please to bertow like-
wise these impropriations, to the church, part to be re-
mitted to the incumbent, where the rent is large and the
living jmall, aad the rest to be laid but in levying
* The words in books are erased. T^.
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114 UBTTEBS TO AND FROM
glebes and impropiiatioos, and building churches, ii
would be a most pious and seasonable bounty.
The utmost value of the twentieth parts, fii*&t-fruiti
and crowD rents, is 3000/. per ajmum^ of which aboui
bOOL per annum is sunk among officers ; so that her ma
jesty, bj this great benefaction, would lose but 2500£
per annum.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
M7 LORD, London^ Oct. 10, 1710.
I HAD the hoDOur of your grace's letter of Septeflt<
ber 1 0, but I was in no pain to acknowledge it, oor sbal
be at any other time, until I have something that 1
think worth troubling you, because I am very sensible
how much an insignificant letter is worse than none a
all. I had likewise the memorial, Sic, in anothe
packet: and I beg your grace to enclose whateve
packets you send me (I mean of bulk) under a pape
directed to Mr. Steele, at his office in the Cockpit, an
jnot for me at Mr. Steele's. I should have been glad tli
bishops had been here, although I take bishops to b
the worst solicitoi-s in tlie world, except in their own coi
cerns. . They cannot give themselves the little troubh
of attendance that other men are content to swallow
else, I am sure, their two lordships might have au
ceeded easier than men of my level can reasonably ho(
to do.
As soon as I received the packets, I went to wa
upon Mr. Harley. I had prepared him before by ai
other hand, where he was veiy intimate, and got mysc
represented (which I might justly do) as one extremel
ill used by the last ministry, after some obHgatiom^ b
DOCTOR SWIFT. 115
cause I refused to go certain lengths thej would have
nic. This happened to be in some sort Mr. HaHcy's
own case. He had heard very often of roe, and re-
ceived me with the greatest marks of kindness and es-
teem, as I was whispered that he would ; and the mwe,
upon the ill usage I had met with. I sat with him two
hours among company, and two hours we were alone ;
where I gave him a history of the whole business, and
the steps that had been made in it ; which he heard
as I could wish, and promised with great readiness his
best credit to effect it. I mentioned the difficulties we
had met with from lords lieutenants and their secretaries,
yiho would not suffer others to solicit, and neglected it
themselves. He fell in with me entirely; and said,
neither they nor himself should have the merit ot it,
bat the queen, to whom he would show my memorial
with the first opportunity ; in order, if possible, to have
it done in this interregnum. I ssdd, ^ it was a great en-
couragement to the bishops that he was in the treasury,
whom they knew to have been the chief adviser of the
queeo to grant the same favour in England : that the
honour and merit of this would certainly be his, next
the queen^s; but that it was nothing to him, who had
done 80 much greater things ; and that for my part, I
thought he wqs obliged to the clergy of Ireland, for
giving him an occasion of gratifying the pleasure he
took in doing good to the chuich.''* He received my
compliment extremely well, and renewed his promises.
Tour grace will please to know that, beside the first-
fruits, I told him of the crown-rents, and showed the na-
ture and value of them ; but said, my opinion was, that
* Dr. Campbell, id his Philosophy of Rhetoric, prodiiers this pat*
Mge at a fine example of aDiodirect, hut succetsful manner of praisiog,
bj leemiBK to invert the coarse of the obligatioo, and to represent
the penoBoUigiogai the penoa obliged. N,
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irhoever has so little to do, as to desire some knowledge
in secrets of state, must compare \vhat he hears from
several great men, as from one great mao at several
times, which is equallj diiTerent. People were sur-
prised, wheu the court stopped its hands as to farther re-
niovals: the comptroller, a lord of the admiralty, aod
some others, told me, they expected every day to be
dbmissed; but they were all deceived, and the higlier
tories are very angry : but some time ago, at Hampton-
court, I picked out the reason from a dozen persons;
and told Sir John Holland, I would lay a wager he
would not lose his .staff so soon as he imagined. The
ministry are afraid of too great a majoiity of their own
side in the house of commons, and therefore stopped
short in their changes; yet some refinf rs think they have
gone too far already, for of thirty new members in the
present elections, about twenty -sis are tories. The
Duke of Ormood seems still to stand the fairest for Ire-
land; although I hear some faint hopes they will not
nominate very soon. The ruiu of the late party was
owing to a great number, and a complication of causes^
which I have had from persons able enough to inform
me ; and that is all we can mean by a good hand, for the
veracity is not to be relied on. Tlie Duchess of Marl-
borough's removal has been seven years working ; that
bf the treasurer above three^ and he was to be dismissed
before Lord Sunderland. Beside the many persona]
causes, that of breaking measures settled for a peace four
years ago, had a great weight, when the French fiad
complied with all terms, &c. In short, they appre-
hended the whole party to be entirely against a peace,
for some time, until they were rivetted fast, too fast to
be broke, as they otherwise expected, if the war should
conclude too soon. I cannot tell (for it is just come into
my head) whether soioe unaaimous addressee, from tbgse
DOCTOR SWIFT. 119
who love the church in Ireland, or from Dublin, or your
l^ace and the clergy, might not be seasoDable; or,
whether mj Lord Wharton's beuig not yet suspended
may yet hinder it.
I forgot to tell your grace, that the memorial I gave
Mr. Harley was drawn up by myself, and was an ab*
stract of what I had said to him : it was as short as I
could make it '^ that which you sent being too long, and
of another nature.
I dined to-day with Mr. Harley ; but I must humbly
beg your grace's pardon if I say uo more fit present, for
reasons I may shortly Jet you know. In the mean time,
I desire your grace to believe me, with the greatest re-
•pect, my lord,
Your grace's most dutiful
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
REVEREND SIR, DttftZm, Oct 24, 1710.
I THANK you for your's of the loth instant, and send
you enclosed a farther power by my lord primate and
me. My lord is not able to come to town, which obliged
me to;wait on him at Johnston, and hindered the joining
of two or three bishops in it who are yet in town : but I
suppose our signing is sufficient. I went in the rooming
to wait on his grace, and icTtended, when he had signed
it, to have applied to other bishops; but he was abroad
taking the air, and I could not get it until it was late,
and thought it better to sign and send it as it is, than
wait for another post. You may expect by the next a
faettei: to hia grace of Canterbury, and another to the
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archbishop of York. I apprised them both of the busl-
ness. The latter, if I remember right, spoke to her mH^
jesty about it ; I am not sure, that her majesty remem-
bers irhat I said on that subject ; but am sure she was
pleased to seem satisfied with it, and to scruple only the
time : I suppose, uot thinking it fit to confer the favour
she designed the clergy of Ireland by the hands it must
theo have passed through, but said, that in the interval
of a change, or absence of a chief governor, it should be
done. I hope now is the proper time, and that her ma-
jesty will rather follow the dictates of her own bountiful
inclinations, than the intrigues of cunning covetous couu^
sdllors.
I' thought to have troubled you with a great many
things; but such a crowd of visitors have broken in up-
on me before I could lock my gates, that I am forced
to break off abniptly, recommending you to God's care^
I am, &c.
WILLIAM DUBLIN.
PROM LORD PRIMATE MARSH AND
ARCHBISHOP KING.
SIR, Dublin, Oct. 24, 1710.
We directed a letter to the Bishops of Ossory and
Killaloe last August, desiring and empowering them to
solicit the affair of our first-fruits and twentieth parts
with her majesty ; which has depended so long, notwith-
standing her majesty's good intentions, and several pro-
mises of the chief governors here to lay our addresses
before her majesty in the best manner. We were then
apprehensive, that those bishops might return from Eng-
land before the business could be effected, and therefore
DOCTOR SWIFT. I2T
we desired them to concern you in it : having so good
assurance of jour ability, prudence, and fitness to pro-
secute such a matter. We find the bishops returned
home before you came to- London, for which we are very
much concerned ; and judging this the most proper time
to prosecute it with success^ we entreat you to take the
fM mtmagement of it into your hands; and do commit
the care of soliciting it to your diligence and prudence ;
desiring you to let us know from time to time what pro*
gress is made in it. And if any thing farther be neces-
sary on our part, on your intimation we shall be ready
te do what shall be judged reasonable.
This, with our prayers for the good success of your
•Ddeavours, is all from, sir,
Your, &c
NARCISSUS ARMAGH^
WILLIAM DUBLIN.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING:
REVEREND SIR, Dublin, Nov. 2, 1710,
The declaration of bis grace the Duke of Ormond t»»
be our lord lieutenant has stopped the farther lettei^s of
recommendation designed to be sent to you, because the
bishops were unwilling to solicit the affair of the first-
fruits and twentieth parts by any other hand. I gave
them some account how far you had been concern-
ed in it; and they ordered a letter to Mr. Southwell, ta
ipive bim an account, that the papers were in your hands,
and to desire you to wait on him with them, and take
your own measures in soliciting the affair. I am not to
conceal from you, tliat some expressed a little jealousy/
diat yoa woidd not be acceptable to the present coorv-
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tiers, intimating that jou were under the reputation of
being a favourite of the late partj in power. You may
retaiember I asked you the question before you were en-
gaged in this affair, knowing of what moment it was ;
ftod by the coldness I found in some, I soon perceived
what was at the bottom. I am of opinion, that this con-
jecture of circumstance will oblige you to exert yourself
with more vigour; and if it should succeed, you have
gained your point ; whereas, if you should fail, it would
cause no reflections, that having been the fate of so many
before you.
I can be very little useful to you at this distance ; but
if you foresee any thin^ wherein I may be serviceable
to the business, or yourself you may command, sir, ,
Your's, &c.
' WILL. DUBLIN.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MY LORD, London, Nov. 4, 1710.
I AM most unhappily engaged thb night, where I can-
not write to your grace so long a letter as I intended ;
but I will make it . up in a post or two. I have only
sow to tell you, that Mr. Harley has given me leave to
iK^uaint my lord primate and your grace, that the queen
has granted the first-fruits and twentieth parts 'to the
clergy of Ireland. It was done above a fortnight ago ;
but I was then obliged to keep it a secret, as I hinted to
jour grace in my last letter. He . has now given me
lettre to let your grace and my lord primate know it{
only desires you will say nothing of it until a letttr
comes to you from my Lord Dartmouth, secretary of
ftale. Allibwiryetii^thitdiebUiopsaietolieBada
DOCTOR SWIFT. 123
*a corporation for the .disposal of the first-fruits, and that
the tweutieth parts are to be remitted. I will write to
your grace the pariiculars of my negotiation, and some
other amusements very soon. I humbly beg your grace
to acquaint my lord primate with this. I had your
grace's letter last post ; and you will now see that your
letters to the archbishop here are unnecessary. I was a
little in pain about the Duke of Ormond, wlio, I feared,
.might interpose in this matter, and be angry it was done
without him : but Mr. Harley has very kindly taken
this matter upon himself. It was yesterday I dined with
him, and he told me all this ; and to-morrow I dine with
hiro a^ain, where I may hear more. I shall obey your
grace^s directions, whether my stay here be farther ne-
cessary, after you have had the letter from the secreta-
ry's office. I know not what it will be ; but, if any
forms remain to finish, I shall be ready to assist in it as
I have hitherto done. I have all the reason in the
world to be satisfied with Mr. Harley's conduct in this
whole alTair. In three days he spoke of it to the queen
and gave her my memorial, and so continued until he got
her grant. I am now in much company, and steal ^ H.
time to write to your grace. The queen was reml^
to have the whole merit of this afi*air to herself. Mr.
Harley advised her to it ; and next to her majesty, he
IB the only person to be thanked. I suppose it will not.
be many days before you have the letter from my Lord
Dartmouth; and your grace will afterward signify Toor
commands, if you have any for me. I shall go to the
office, and see that a despatch be made as soon as possi-
ble. 1 am, with the greatest respect, my lord,.
Your grace's most dutiful
and most obedient humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
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FROM ARCHBISHOP KINa.
REVEREND SIR, Dublin, Nov, 16, 1710.
I HATE before me your's of the 4th instant, which T
received two posts ago. It was very grateful to me, and
I hope it will have a good effect as to the church in ge-
neral, and be of use to you in particular, which I hearti-
ly wish. My lord priraate is out of town, and I have
not seen him since I received your's, nor do I see any
haste Co communicate it to him ; but in due time there
will be no need to make a secret of it. I durst not have
said any thing of it, if you had not given me the cau-
tion, lest any accident should intervene, to which all
matters of this nature are liable. It puts a man out of
countenance ta raise expectations, if lie should not be
able to satisfy them. I understand that her majesty de^
signed this should be her own act ; but the good instru-*
ments, that have been subservient, ought not to be for«
got; and, with God's help, I will do my endeavour that
tbsj shall not. I shall be impatient to see the accom*
jMlnient of this charitable work.
^we* are here in as great a ferment about choosing
parliament men, on a supposition that this parliament
will be dissolved as soon as your's in England. And it
h remarj^able, that such as design to betray their coun-
iryv-rramore diligent to make votes, than those that'
b^ ;i^ U^fiitiritTiiteqtions to serve it. It would prevent
a gieat deal of .et. 'I'^iai^es and heats, if we cer^
tainly knew whether Vi'-^^SStf bavea new parliament
or not.
All business in chancery, and in truth all public busi«
nesS) is at a stand, by the indisposition of my lord chaa>
cellor. I would tell you, that I am engaged most un-
happily this night, to excuse this short letter $ but tbe
DOCTOR SWIFT. 126
ain truth, I think, vrill do as irell ; which is, that I
aive uo more to say, but my prayers for you, &c.
WILL. DUBLIN.
. TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
KT LORD, London^ Nov. 23, 1710;
1 HAD your grace's letter* not until this day : wbe^
er it lay in the secretary's office, or was kept by tlio
nd, I cannot tell ; but I would have exposed it imme-
ately whenever it had come. Mr. Southwell told me
'o days ago of the letterf your grace mentions, which
rprised me a good deal, when I remembered I had
rit to your grace three weeks ago, that the queen had
isolutely granted the first-fruits and twentieths, and
at Mr. Harley had permitted me to signify the same
the primate and your grace. Perhaps that letter
[ght not have reached yourgrace before that resolution
sending to the Duke of Ormond ; but however, I
ve you such an account of my reception from JUk^
iirley, and his readiness to undertake this affair, ana
lal steps he had already made in it, as I tliought would
ve given you some sight in what way the business was ;
t Mr. Harley charged me to tell nobody alive what
e queen had resolved on, till he gave me leave ; and
the conclusion of a former letten your grace might
2 you were to expect some farther intelligence very
)ii« Your grace may f^Snemb&f^ that upon your
ling me how backward the bishops were in giving me
power, I was very unwilling to go at all, and sent the
im of St. Patrick's^ to tell you so ; but you thought
> That which is dated Nov. 2. N.
- To the Doke of Ormond, probably. N,
Dt, Sterne. N.
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I could DOt handgomely put it off, ^vhen things were
gone so far. Your objection then, about the disadvan-
tage I lay under in point of party, I knew well enough
how to ansvrer, otherwise nothing should have prevailed
on me to come hither; and if my lords the bishops
doubt whether I have any credit with the present
ministry, I will, if they please, undo this matter in as
little time as I have done it. I did reckon your grace
understood and believed me in what I said ; and I
reckon so still : but I will not be at the pains of unde-
ceiving so many. I never proposed to myself either
credit or profit by my labour, but the satisfaction of
doing good, without valuing whether I had the merit of
it or not : but the method now taking was the likeliest
way to set all things backward, if it were not past
danger. It shall be my business (until my lords the
bishops forbid jne to engage farther) to prevent any mis-
understanding with Mr. Haiiey by this sudden step.
The thing was all done before the Duke of Ormond was
named for lord lieutenant, so there was no affiront at all'
to him ; and Mr. Harley told me more than once, that
mph an interest was the properest, because he thought
"the queen herself should have the doing of it : but I
tsaid a great deal of this in former letters. If your
grace has any. commands for me of your own, I shall
obey them with all cheerfulness, being, with great re*
ipect, my lord,
Your grace's roost obedient
and moft homble servant,
J, SWIFT.
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DOCTOR SWIFT. 127
TO ARCHBISHOP KIJS'G.
MY LORD, London^ Nov. 28, 1710.
A DAY or two after I received your grace's letter, of
the second iostant, I diued with Mr. Southwell, who
shawed me the letter of the hishops to the Duke of Or-
moad, aod another letter from the Bbhop of Kildare^
to Mr. Southwell,! to desire him to get the papers iTom
me, which I shall send him as soon as I have looked
them out. Mr. Southwell said, that a mo&th or two
heoce, when the duke hegau to thiuk of this journey, it
would be time enough to solicit this affair. Upon this
I told hira frankly, that the queen had already granted
the first-fruits, and that I had writ to your grace by Mr.
Harley's directions, but that my letter did not reach you
until your's was sent to the duke and him ; and that
therefore I thought it would be a very odd step to. begin
again. He said, he was glad it was done, and that he
did not design to take any of the credit from me, die* I
told him sincerely, it was what I did not regard at all,
and provided the church had the benefit, it was indifljEv-
ent to me how it came about; and so we parted. I had
told the Duke of Ormond at fii*st that I would apply
myself to Mr. Harley if his grace advised it, which he
did; and I afterward told Mr. Southwell, that Mr.
Harley had been very kind in promising his good offi-
ces : farther I durst not speak, l>eing under an engage-
ment of secrecy to Mr. Harley ; and the whole ihrag
was done before the duke was declared lord lieutenant*
If your grace considers the time you sent me the paper,
you will judge what despatch was made ; in two day«
• Dr. Wclbore Ellis.
. ^ Richt Hoa. Edward Southwell, secretary of state (br Ireligid.
Ik
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after, I delivered a memorial I drew up to Mr. Harley ;:
aud in ]es6 than a fortnight he had treated the matter
four times with the queeu, and then told me she had
i;raDted it absolutely, as my memonal desired, but charg-
ed me to tell no man alive ; and your grace may re-
member, that one of my letters ended with something as
if I were limited, and would say more in a short time.
In about a M^eek after, I had leave to inform the primate
aDd your grace, as I did in my letter of the 4th instants-
It is to be considered, tliat the queen was all this while-
at Hampton Court or Windsor^ so that I think the de-
spatch was very great. But, indeed, I expected a letter ^
would have been sent from the seo'etary's office, tO'
signify this matter in due form ; and so it will : but
Mr. Harley had a mind first to bring me to the queen, for
that and some other matters ; and she came to town
not a week ago, and was out of order cue day when it .
was designed I should attend her, and, since, the
parliament's beginning has taken her up : but in a-
few days, Mr. Harley tells me he will introduce me.
This I tell your grace in confidence, only to satisfy you-
in particular, why the queen has not yet sent a lettering
form. Upan that despatch to Mr. Southwell, I was
perplexed to the last degree. I did not value the slight-
ing manner of the Bishop of Kildare's letter, barely de-
siring Mr. Southwell to call on me for the papers, with-
out any thiAg farther, as if I had been wholly insigni-
ficant ; but I was at a loss how to behave myself with '
the duke aad Mr. Harley. I met the latter yesterday
in the court of requests, and he whispered me to dine^
with him. At dinner, I told him of the despatch tot
Mr. Southwell, and rallied him for putting me under'
difficulties with his Fccre's ; that I was running my head,
against ^a wall ; that he reckoned he had done the church
and me a favour ^ that I should disoblige the Duke of
DOCTOR SWIFT. HfiT
OrmoDd ; and that the bishops in Ireland thought I
bad done notbiog, and bad therefore taken away mj
commission. He told me, your lordship bad taken it
away in good time, for the thing was done ; and that,
as for the Duke of Ormond, I need not be uneasy ; for
be would let his grace know it as soon as he saw biro,
which would be in a day or two, at the treasury ; and
then promiflied again to carry me to the queen, with the
first opportunity. Your grace now sees how the afiair*
stands, and whether I deserve such treatment from the*
Ushops; from every part whereof I wholly exclude
your grace, and could only wish my first letter, about
the progress I had made, had found so much credit with
jou, as to have delayed that despatch until you heard
once more from me. I had at least so much discretioo,
not to pretend I had done more than I really did, but
I rather less; and if I had consulted my own interest, f
I should have employed my credit with the present minis-
I try another way» The bishops are mistaken in me; it
is well known here, that I could have made my markets
with the last ministry if I had pleased ; and the present
toen in power are very well apprised of it, as your
pace may, if I live to see you again ; which I certainly
' never would io Ireland, if I did not flatter myself that I
an upon a better foot with your grace, than with some
ether of their lordships. Your grace is pleased to com-
nand me to continue my solicitations ; but as now there
will be no need of then, so I think my commission is at
an end, ever since I had notice of that despatch to Mr.
Southwell. However, in obedience to your grace, if
there be any thing to be done about expediting the
formsi wherein my service can be of use, I will readily
perform as4ar as I am able : but I must tell your grace
what gives me the greatest displeasure, that I had hopes
to prevail that the qiieeu should iu some months be
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brought to remit the crown rents, which I named in nij
memorial, but in an article by itself; and which Mr.
Harley had given roe some hopes of, and I have some
private reasons to think might have been brought about.
I mentioned it in the memorial, only as from myself ;
and therefore, if I have an opportunity, I shall venture
to mention it to the queen, or at least repeat it to Mr.
Harley. This I do as a private man, whom the bishops
no longer own. It is certain!} right to pay all civili-
ties, and make applications to a lord lieutenant ; but,
ifithout some other means^ a business may hang long
enough, as this of the first-fruits did for years under
the Duke of Ormondes last government, although no
mao loves the church 6f Ireland better than his grace ;
but such things are forgot and neglected between the
governor and his secretaries, unless solicited by some-
body who has the bdhiness at heart. But I have done,
and shall trouble your grace no farther upon this alTair ;
sod on other occasions, while I am here, will endeavour
to entertain you ^itb what is likely to pass in this busy
scene, nhere all things are taking a new, and, I think, a
good turn ; and where, if you please, I will write to you,
irith that freedom I formerly did ; and I beg your grace
to employ me in any commands you may have here^
which I shall be prouder to obey, than to have ever so
much merit with some others ; being, with perfect re-
spect, my lord.
Your grace's most dutiful,
and most obedient humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
«
Tour grace will please to direct i<Nr me at St James's
coffee-house, St. James's street.
Two hundred members supped last night at the
Fountain tavern, where they went to determine about a
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cfaairmaD for elections. Medlicott and Manly were the
two candidates; but the company could not agree, and
parted in an ill humour. It is a matter of some mo-
ment, aiKi I hope it will be amicably made up ; but the
great rock we are afraid of is a disseution among the
majority, because the weakest part, wlien they grow
discontented, know where to retire, and be received.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
KirsBEKD 8iBf Dublm, Nov. 30, 1710.
I RECB1 vso your's of the 23d.' by last packet. I was
aware <rf what you observed, when the letter to his
irace was signed ; but it was before I received yoiu'*s
of the 4th instant, wherein you tell me, that the business
was in efleel done ; nor could I have any certain pros-
pect that it would be done from any iotimatioa that I
bad before from you. You must know that this was not
the only thing displeased me in the letter ; it was drawn
sad signed by some before I saw it I looked on it as
a snare laid in my way ; nor most you wonder that
•ome are better at making their court, tiian serving the
church ; and can flatter much better, than vote on the
right side. Those that had rendered themselves justly,
obnoxious by deserting his grace's"^ IrieDds and intereat
in notorious instances, think they have salved all by
this early application, and perhaps it may prove so.
But if the matter be done, assure yourself it will be
known by whom, and what means it was effected.
In the mean time, God forbid you should think of
slacking your endeavours to bring it to perfection. I
* The Duke of Ormond, who was declared Lord Lieuteoaot of
Ireland, Oct. 19, 171Q. B.
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am yet under an obligation not to say any thing of tbe
matter from your letter ; and while so, it would be hard
for roe to refuse to sign such a letter as that you men-
tion, or find a pretence for so doing : but when tbe
business is done, the means and methods will likewise
be known, and every body have their due that contri-
(buted to it.
I shall reckon nothing done till the queen's letter
come here. You may remember how we were borne
in hand in my Lord Pembroke's time, that the queen-
bad passed the grant ; which, after a whole year's ex-
pectation and solicitation, proved only a mouthful of
moonshine. But, if it succeeds better now, we must
owe it, next to the queen's goodness and bounty, to the
great care of the great man to whom you have appl]e(^
and to your management It is seven or eight yea»
since we first attempted this affair, and it passed through
several hands ; yet no progress was made in it, which
WBs certainly due to the ill methods taken to put it for-
ward ; which, io truth, instead of promoting, obstructed
it At the very first motion, it was promised, and in a
fiur way ; but the bishops here, out of their abundant^
deference to the government, made the same wrong step
tiiey would have done now ; and we could never make^
the least progress since, till now, and I pray God we
have not put it back again.
You must not imagine^ that it is out of any disaffec-
tion to you, or any distrust of your ability or diligence,,
that the bishops here were so cold in their employing,
you: but they reckon on party;, and though several
inew what you were, yet they imagined, and some,
vouched, that you *were looked on at court as enaged on
the other side ; and you cannot do yourself a greater
service than to bring, thb to a good issue, to their shame
DOCTOR SWIFT. lU
iDd conviction. I heartily recommend you and your
busineBS to God's care, and am, «&c.
WILL. DUBLIIC
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
ISiR, Dublin^ Dec. 16, 1710.
This is to acknowledge the receipt ot' your's of the
28th ult which came not to my hands till Thursday
last, by reason oi winds, that kept the packets ou the
4ither side.
I find the matter of our first-fruits, &c is tdked of
Dow^ I reckon on nothing ceitain till her maje ty's let-
ter comes in form : and quaere, why, should you not come
and bring it with you ? It would make you a very wel-
^come clergyman to Ireland, and be the best means to
mtisfy mankind how it was obtained, although I think-
it will be out of dispute. I am very well apprised of
Ihe despatch you gave this affair, and well pleased, that
I judged better of the person fit to be employed, than
iome of my brethren. But now it is done, as I hope it
18 effectually, they will assume as much as their neigh-
ixNirs ; which I shall never contradict.
Things are taking a new turn here as well as witii
you ; and I am of opinion, by the time you come here,
-few will profess themselves wliigs. The greatest danger
I apprehend, and which terrifies me more than perhaps
you will be able to imagine, is tlie fury and indiscretion
of some of our own people; who never had any merit,
but, by embroiling things, they did, and I am afraid
will yet do, mischief. You will soon hear of a great
'Conspiracy discovered in the county of Westmeath. I
swas Used to so many discoveries of plots in the latter
•1
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end of King Charles's time, and the beginning of King
James's, that I am not surprised at this disco verj. I
must not say any thing of it, till all the witnesses be ex-
amined: so many as have deposed are not decisive.
The design jof it is to show all the gentlemen of Ireland
to be a pack of desperate whigs, ready to rise up in
arms against her majesty for the old ministry, associating
to that purpose. Whether it be for the interest of Ire-
land to have this believed, you may judge ; and sure
there must be good evidence to make any reasonable
man believe it. Mr. Higgins^ has drawn up the narra-
tiye, and sent it to England, and will pawn all he is
ifoilh to make it good. I heartily recommend you to
God's favour ; and am, &c.
WILL. DUBLIN.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MY LORD, London, Dec, 30, 1 70S.
I HAVE just received your grace's letter of the 16th;
and I was going however to write again to your grace,
* Francis Higgins, M . A. prebendary of Christ-chnrch in Dublio,
and rector of Balruddery in that county. He was afterward present-
ed by the grand jury ot the county <rf Dublin, on the 5th of Octo-
ber, 1711, as a sower of sedition, and groundless jealousies, among
her majesty's protestant sul:»)ects. Higgins published an answer to
the presentment on the 9tli, with a testimonial of the lower house of
convocation in his favour. And on the lOth of the said month,
Henry Lord Santry presented a petition to the Lord Lieutenant and
privy council of Ireland, desiring that Mr. Higgins might he tuined
but of the commisBion of the peace. See a letter, dated Oct. 27,
1711. But, after several hearings of the case, heforc the lord lieu-
tenant and council, he was, on the 9th of rtoveqiber following,
cleared ; though the archbiihop .of Dublin voted in the negative
against him. TS.
DOCTOR SWIFl*. . 135
not upon bunness, but to amuse you witb something from
hence, which no man wants more than your grace, con-
sidering the variety of other people's affairs you have
always on your hands, as well as the church's and your
own, which are the same thing. The Duke of Ormond
told me the other day that the primate declined very
fast, and was hardly able to si^ a paper. I said, I
wondered they would put him in the government, wheu
e^ery one knew he was a dying man this twelvemonth
past I hope, for Ihe chureh's good, that your graceV
friends will do their duty, in representing you as the
persoo the kingdom wishes to succeed him. I know not
how your dispositions stand that way. I know my
lord president has great credit at present, and I have
understood him to be a fHeod to your grace. I can
only say, I have no regard to your interest in this, but
that of the church ; and therefore should be very glad
to drop in a word where it lies in my way, if I thought
it would not be disagreeable to you. I dread their send-
ing a person from hence, which I shall venture to pre-
vent with all the little credit I have, and should be glad
to see a primate of our own kingdom and university;
and that b all I shall venture to say on this subject.
Marshal Staremberg^ has certainly got to Saragossa
with 7000 men, and the Duke of Yendosmef has seat ^
him his equipage. Mr. Stanhope was positive to part
forces with Staremberg, whici. occasione<.' this loss; and
when the battle was, they were several miles asunder*
The Duke of Marlborough was yesterday an hour with
the queen ; it was set him at twelve at noon, when it
was likely his visit should be shortest. Mr. St. John
was with her just before,^ aod Mr. Harley <ust after.
The duke's behaviour was with the most abject submis-
* General and commander of the Imperial fomes in Sfain. F.
f Commander of the French. F.
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fiioD ; ^ that he was the meanest of her majesty's instil
meuts; her humble creature, a poor worm;''* &c. TMi
I had from a lord to whom the queen told it : for the
miuisters never tell any thing; and it is only by picking
out and comparing that one can ever be the wiser for
them. I took leave yesterday of Lord Peterborow, wht
is going in a day or t^o to Vienna : I said I wished he
were going to Spain ; he told me, ^ he hoped his present
journey would be to more purpose ;" and by what I can
gather, they will use all means to' make as speedy a
peace as possible, with safety and honour. Lord Riven
tells me he will not set out for Hanover this month, I
asked him about his late reception there, because the
^own was iuH of stories about it 4 he assured me ht
could not desire a better ; and if it were otherwise, I
l)elieve he would hardly be pitched upon to be sent
^ain. The young people in parliament are very eager
to have some inquiries inade into past managements, and
are a little angry with the slackness of the ministry upon
that article ; they say, they have told those who sent
them, that the queen's calling a new parliament was to
correct and look into former abuses ; and if something
of the latter be not done, they know not how to answer
it. . I am not altogether satisfied how the ministry is dis-
posed in this point. Tour grace has heard there was
much talk lately of Sir Richard Levenge'sf design to
impeach Lord Wharton ; and several persons of great
consideration in the house assured me they would give
liim all encouragement : and I have reason to know it
would be acceptable to the court : but Sir Richard is tba
most timorous man alive, and they all begin to look
upon him in that character, and to hope nothing from
* If the duke had that meaiiQeBs, the queen laughed at him. N.
f Speaker of the house of commons, and lord chief justice of the
queeD*8 bench. U.
j
DOCTOR SWIFT. i;i7
him : liovreyer, they talk of some otlici' iaquiries when
the parliament meets after tliis recess; aud it is often iu
peopIe^s mouths that February will be a warm month;
but this I cau affirm uotliiog of, aud I hope your ^r^ce
will distinguish between what I affirm, aud w liat I re-
port : as to the first, you may securely couut upou it ;
the other you wi'l please to take as it is seat
Since the letter from the bishops to the Duke of Or-
mond, I have been a much cooler solicitor ; for I look
upon myself no lougrr a deputed person. Your <p*ace
may be fully satisfied that tlie thing is granted, because
I had orders to report it to you from the prime minis-
ter; the rest is form, aud may be done at any time; as
for bringing tlie letter over myself, I must again profess
to your grace, that I do not regard the reputation of it
at all ; perhaps I might if I were in Ireland ; but, wheu
I am on this sitlc, a certain pride seizes nie, from very.,
different usage I meet with, which makes me look on
tbiogs in another light : but besides, I beg to tell your
grace in confidence, that the miuistr}' hare desired me to
continue here some time longer, for certain rcasoco, tliat
I may some time have tiie honour to tell you. As for
every body's knowing what is done in the first-fruits, it
was I that told it; for, after I saw the bishops' letter, I
let every one know it in perfect spite, and told Mr. Har-
ley and Mr. Secretary St. Jolm so. However, hi hum*
ble deference to your grace's opinion, and not to appear
sullen, I did yesterday complain to Mr. Secretary St.
John, that Mr. Harlcy had not yet got the letter from
the queen to confirm the grant of t!ie first-fruits; that I
Iiad lost reputation by it ; aud that I took it very ill of
them both ; and that their excuses of pail lament busi-
ness, and grief for the loss in Spain, wore what I would
bcai' no longer. He took all I said very well, and de-
sired I would call on him to-morrow oioniing, acd.hc
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would engage, if Mr. Harle^- had not done it, he himte
would in a daj or two. As soon as there is any isau
of this, I shall inform yoiur grace ; and I have reason t
think it Is a trifle they will not refuse me.
I think I had from oUier hands some accounts of thfl
ridiculous plot* your grace mentions, but it is not y(
talked of here, neither have any of the ministry mentioi
ed a word of it to me, although they are well apprised c
some affairs in Ireland ; for I had two papers given m
by a great man, one about the sentence of the defaoet
of the statue, and the other about a trial before the Loci
Chief Justice Broderick, for some words in the nortli
spoken by a clergyman against the queen. I suppoa
your grace reckons upon a new parliament in Ireland
with some alterations in the council, the law, and tin
revenue. Tour grace is the most exact correspondeo
I ever had, and the dean of St. Patrick's directly cob
trary, which I hope you will remember to say to hu
upon the occasion.
I am, with the greatest respect, my lord.
Your grace's most dutiful
and most humble servant,
J. 5WIFT.
I have read over this letter, and find several things fe
lating to affairs here, that are said in perfect confi
dence to your grace : if they are told again, I onlj
desire it may not be known from what hand thej
came.
* The iDformatioD of Dominlck Langton, a converted priest; c
wliom lee hereafter in a letter of Oct 27, 171 1 . N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 139
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
M7 LORD, Jan. 4, 1 710-1 1.
Having writ to your grace so lately, I only now
Bake bold to let yoa know, that on Tuesday I was to
wmit OD Mr. Secretary St. John, who told me from Mr.
Hirley, that I need not to be io pain about the first-
bultm for the warrant was drawn in order toward a pdf^
tent; but must pass two several forms, and take up some
tfane^ for the queen designs to make a grant by her let-
ten patent. I shall take all due methods to hasten it as
br as I am able ; but in these cases they are generally
petty tedious. Mr. Harley likewise sent me the same
di^, by another person, the same message. I dined with
'Hni about four days ago; but there being much com-
puy, and be going away in haste pretty soon after
dioner, he had not time to tell me so himself. Indeed,
he has been so ready to do every thing in this matter as
I would have him, that he never needed pressing ; which,
considering both the weight and difTiculty of affairs at
present on his shoulders, is very extraordinary, and what
L never met from a great minister before. I had thought*
and 80 Mr. Harley told me, that the queen would have
tent a letter to the bishops ; but thb is a shorter way,
flid I hope your grace will like it.
I am, with the greatest respect, my lord^
Tour grace's most dutiful
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
I am told from a good hand, that in a short time the
bouse of commons will fall upon some inqukies into
the late management.
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I took leave yesterday of Lord Peterborow, wlio, I tup'
pose, is this day set out on his joniney to Yienna;*
be is a little discouraged, and told me, he did not hqx
for any great success io vhat he went upon. He n
one of those many who are mightily bent upon hanf
some such ioquiriea^made as I have mentioned.
FROM MR. SECRETARY ST. JOHN.f
Sunday^ past twelve, Jan, 7, 1710-11.
TiiERS are few things I would be more industrious (o
bring about than opportunities of seeing you. Since
you was here in the morning, I have found means pi
putting off the engagement I was under for to-morrof ,
so tliat I expect you to dine with me at three o'clock.
I send you this early notice, to prevent you from any
other appointment. I am ever, reverend sir, your obe-
dient humble servant,
H. ST. jomr.
TO JMR. SECRETARY ST. JOHN. •
siE, Jati. 7, 1710-11.
Though I should n^t value such usage from a seoti-
tary of state, and a great minister ; yet when I consider
the persoQ it comes from, I can endure it no longer. I
would have you know, sir, that if the queen gave joa 8
dukedom and the garter to-morrow, with the treasni}
* Dr. Swift repeats ibis passage ia the Journal to Stella, of Jan. 4
17!0-11. N.
f Then principal secretary of state for the southern pTOvince*. N
DOCTOR SWIFT. 141
staff at the end of them, I would regard you oo more
tbaa if you were oot worth a groat. I could almost re-
aolye, io spite^ not to find fault with my victuals, or be
quarrelsome to-morrow at your table : but if I do not
take the fint opportunity to let all the world know some
quHties in you that you take most care to hide, may
By right hand forget its cunnuig. After which threat-
ening^ believe me, if you please, to be, with the greatest
Sir, your most obedient, most obliged,
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
BBvnsim SIB, Dublin^ Jan.0, 1710-11.
^ I.BXcsiVBD your's of December the 30th by the last
pKketa ; it found me in the extremity (rf the gout, which
*/ is the more cruel, because I have not had a fit of it for
/ two yean and a half. I strain myself to give you an
answer to-night, apprehending that as both my feet and
kneea are already affected, my hands may pexhaps be so
by the next post; and then, perhaps, I may not be able
to answer you in a month, which might lose me some
part of the praise you give me as a good correspondent.
As to my lord primate, he is much better since be was
jput into the government, and I reckon his life may be
longer than mine; but, whh God's help, hereafter I will
«ay more on this subject.
As to what is reported of Mr. Stanhope's obstinacy, I
demur, till satisfied how far the kindness to him, as a
manager, influences the report
"We have received an answer fitom his grace the Duke
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of OrmoDd to our letter. It is Id a very authentic and
Bolemn form, ^ that his grace will take a proper time to
lay our request before her majesty, an(i know her plea-
sure OD it" By vhich I concUide two thiogs; first, that
kis grace is not informed of any grant her majesty bat
Bade ; for if he had, he would have applied immediate^
and sent it ; and then it would have passed for hi% and
he would have had the merit of it. Secondly, that hii
grace is in no haste about it And therefore let me be-
seech you to solidt and press it, and get the letter date4
as when first it was promised ; but I confess I have still
some scruple in my mind about it.
I acknowledge you have not been treated with dot
xegard in Ireland, for which there is a plain reasoo^
fragraoat arUs u^ra se pasitas, iic. I am glad yea
meet with more due returns where you are : and as this
IS the time to make some use of your interest for your-
self, do not forget it.
We have published here a character of the Earl of
'Wharton,* late lord lieutenant of Ireland. I have so
much charity and justice as to condenm all such pnh
ceedings. If a governor behave himself ill, let him be
complained of and punished ; but to wound any man thus
in the dark •*•*♦****«#•
* • * *. When this is over, they may do what thej
please ; and sure it will please them to see the crow
stripped of her rappareed feathers. We begin to be in
pain for the Duke of Marlborough.
I hear an answer is printing to the Earl of Wharton's
character. Fray was there ever such licentiousness of
the press as at this time ? Will the parliament not think
of curbing it ? I heartily xecommed you, &c.
WILL. DUBLIN.
« See it in the fiDOrth volume tf this coUectkio. If.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 143
FROM THE SAME.
Jan. 13, 1710-11.
Mr gout gives rae leave yet to answer your's of the
4th instant, which was veiy acceptable to roe ; because
I find by it some farther steps are made in our business.
I beHete it will take up some time and thoughts to frame
t warrant, and much more a patent for such an affair.*
Except your lawyers there be of another humour than
onnhere, they will not write a line without their fees;
and therefore I should think it necessary some fund
ibould be thought of to fee them. If you think this mo-
tion pertinent, I can think of no other way at present to
toswer it, than, if you think it necessary, to allow you to
<hiw upon me ; and my bill to this purpose, less than
100^ shall be punctually answered. I write thus, be-
cause I have no notion how such a thing should pass
the offices without some money ; and I have an entire
confidence in you, that you will lay out no more than
wBat is necessary.
I think your ministers perfectly right to avoid all in-
quiry, and every thing that would embroil them. To
agpeal to the mob, that can neither inquire nor judge, is
a proceeding, that I think the common sense of mankind
should condemn. ' Perhaps he may deserve this usage ;
but a good mail may fall under the same.
We expect a new parliament, and many changes ; but
I believe some we hear of will not be.
Your observation of the two sentencesf is just. You
* The patent wai completed Feb. 7. See Journal to Stella, Feb.
9, 1710 11. N.
t Those pLentioned ia Swift's letter of Dec. 30, 1710. N.
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mW pardon this disjointed letter. I believe my reacts
are better than tiie expressions here.
I am, «&c.
WILL. DUBLIN.
TO THE EARL OF PETERBOROW.
MY LORD, Feb. 1710-11,
I EMVY none of the queen's subjects so much as those
nrho are abroad ; and I desire to know, whether, as great
a soul as your lordship has, you did not observe your
mind to open and enlarge, after you were some leagues
at sea, and had left off breathing party air* I am apt to
think this scliism in politics has cloven our understandings^
and left us but just half the good sense that blazed in
our acUons; and we see the effect it has had upon our
wit and learning, which are crumbled into pamphlets
and penny papers. The October club, which was in its
rudiments wlienyour lordship left us, is now growing up
to be a party by itself, and begins to rail at the ministry
as much as the whigs do, but from topics directly contra-
ry. I am sometimes talked into frights, and told that
all is ruined; but am immediately cured when I see
any of the ministry ; not from the satisfaction they give
me in any one point, but because I see them so perfect-
ly easy, and I believe they could not be so if they had
any fear at heart. My comfort is, they are persona of
great abilities, and they are engaged in a good cause.
And what is one very good circumstance, as I told three
of them the other day, they seem heartily to love one
another, in spile of the scandal of inconstancy which
court friendships lie under. And I can affirm to your
lordship, they heartily love you too; which I take to be
a great deal more than when they assure you so them-
DOCTOR SWIFT. 145
uives : for even statesmen irill sometimes discover their
passions^ especially their good ones.
Here is a pamphlet come out, called ^ A Letter to
Jacob Baoks," showing that the liberty of Sweden was
destroyed by the principle of passive obedience. I know
not whether bis quotation be fair, but the piece is slirewd-
ly written ; and in my opinion, not to be answered, other-
wise than by disclauning that sort of passive obedience
which the tones are charged with. This dispute would
soon be ended, if the dunces who write on each side,
would plainly tell us what the object (rf this passive obe-
dience is in our couutiy : for, I dare swear, nine in ten
of the whigs will allow it to be the legislature, and as
many of the tones deny it to the prince alone; and I
hardly ever saw a whig and toiy together, whom I could
not immediately reconcile on that article, when I made
tbem explain themselves.
My brd, the queen knew what she did, when she sent
your lordship to spur up a dull northern court ; yet, I
confess I had rather have seen that activity of mind and
body employed in conquering another kingdom, or the
same over again. I am, my lord. Sue.
FROM MR. NELSON"^ TO DR. SWIFT.
BWXREND SIR, AdirWednisdaij^ Fd^. 22, 1 710-11.
I BEG leave to put you in mind of the inscription,
which you are to prepare for the Earl of Berkeley's
iiionument.t My lady dowager has determined to have
it in Latin ; so that I hope you want no farther direc-
** Mr. Nelson had married the Earl of Berkeley's sister, Lady
-Theophila, the relict of Sir Kingsmill Lacy. She died in 170^. N.
i In Berkeley-church, Gloucfisterehire. N.
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tioDs toward the fiDubiug of it. The workmaa calls
upon me for it, which is the reason of this trouble givea
you, bjy reverend sir, your most humble servant,
ROBERT NELSON,
[On the back of this^letter is the following first draft
of the intended inscription,^ in the handwriting of
Dr. Swift.]
« H. S. E.
" Carolus comes de Berkeley, vicecomes de Dursley,
baro Berkeley de castro de Berkeley, dominus Mou-
bray, Segrave, et Bruce ; dominus locumtenens comi-
tatOs Glocestrise; civitatis Glocegtrise roagnus senes-
challus; guardianus de forest^ de Dean; custos rotu-
lorum comitatib de Surrey ; et regiuse Anns a secre-
tioribus consiliis. Ob fidem spectatam, linguarum
peritiem, et priidentiam, a rege Gulielmo III. able*
gatus .et plenipotentiarius ad ordines foederati Belgii
per quioque annos arduis reipublicse negotiis focliciter
iovigilavit. Ob quae merita ab eodem rege (vivepte
adhuc patre) in magnatum oumerum adscriptus, et
consiliarius a secrctis factus; et ad Hiberniam secun-
dus inter tres summos justiciarios missus. Denique
legatus extraoidinarius designatus ad Turcarum impe-
Hum : et [KKtea, regnante Anuft, ad Cssarcm able-
gatus : quae munia, ingravescente valetudioe et senec-
tute, obire nequiit. Natua Londini, 1640. Obiit
, 1710, aetat. 62."
* See the complete ioKriptioD, anoog the Deaa'i poetical wntinp,
in Tel X. N*
DOCTOR SWIFT. U?
TO ARCHBISHOP KINO.
XT i^oRD, London, March 8, 1 7 1 0- 1 1 .
I WRITE to your grace uuder the greatest disturbance
^ miod for the public aud myself.* A gentleman came
in where I dined this afternoon, aud told us Mr. Har-
ley was stabbed, and some confused particulars. I im-
mediately ran to Secretar}' St. John's hard by, but no-
body was at home; I met Mrs. St. John in her chair,
who could not satisfy nie, but was in pain about the se-
cretary, who, as she heai-d, had killed the murderer. I
went strait to Mr. Harley's, where abundance of people
were to inquire* I got young Mr. Harley to me ; he
said his fiither was asleep, and the}' hoped in no danger,
and then told me the fact, as I shall relate it to your
grace. This day the Marquis de Guiiicard was taken
up for high treason, by a warrant of Mr. St. John, and
examined hefore a committee of council in Mr. St»
John's office; where were present, the Dukes of Or-
mond, Buckingham, Shrewsbury, Earl Powlet, Mn
Harley, Mr. St. John, aud others. During examiaa-
tioo, Mr. Harley observed Guiscard, who stood beliiud
him, but on one side, swearing and looking disrespect-
fully. He told him he ought to behave himself better,.
while he was examined for sucli a crime. Guiscard
immediately drew a penknife out of his pocket, which •*
he had picked out of some of the offices, and reaching
round, stabbed him just under the breast, a little to the
tight side ; but it pleased God that the point stopped
at one of the ribs, and broke short half an inch. Imme-
diately Mr. St. John rose, drew his sword, and ran it
iato Ouiscai'd's breast. Five or six more of the couucil
^ Sm Journal to Stella, of the same date. N.
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drew, and stabbed Ouiscard in several places : but tiie
Earl Powlet called out, for God*s sake, to spare Gois-
card's life, that he might be made an example; and Mr.
St John's sword was taken from him and broke: and
the footmen without ran in, and boond Guiscard, who
beggeil he mi^t be killed immediate^; and they say,
called out three or four times, ^ My Lord Ormond, my
£ovd OAnond." They say, Chiiscard resisted them a
while, until the footmen came in. Immediately Buder
the surgeon was sent for, who dressed Mr. Harley : and
he was sent home. The wound bled fresh, and they
do not apprehend him in danger : he said, when he came
home, he thought himself in none ; and when I was thert
be was asleep, and they did not find him at all feverish.
He has been ill this week, and told me last Saturday,
be found himself much out of order, and has been abroad
but twice since ; so that the only danger is^ lest his being
out of order should, with the wound, put him in a fever.
-and I shall be in nighty pain till to-morrow rooming.
I went back to poor Mrs. St John, who told me, her
husband was with my lord keeper,* at Mr. Attoruey's,t
and she ssad something to me very remarkaUe : *^ that
going to-day to pay her duty to the queen, when all the
men and ladies were dressed to make their appearance,
this being the day of the queen's accesrion, the lady of the
bedchamber in waiting told her the queen had not been
at church, and saw no company; yet, when she inquired
tier health, they said she was very well, only had a lit-
tle cold." We conceive the queen's reason for not go-
ing out might be something about tliis seizing of Guis-
card for high treason, and that perhaps there was some
plot, or something extraordinaiy. Tour grace must
have heard of thb Guiscard : he fled from France for
"^ Fir SimoB Hareonrt. N. ^ 8ir John Trevor. N-
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▼iUaniet tbeie, and was thought od to bead an inyaiioa
of that kia|[doin, but was not liked. I know him well,
and tbiok bim a fellow of little consequeoGe, although
of some cuDDiug, and much Tillanj. We passed by
one another this day in the Mall, at two o'clock, an hour
befiMe he was taken up ; and I wondered he did not
^eak tome. ^
I write all this to jour grace, because I believe' you
would desire to know a true account of so important an
accident; and besides, I know you will have a thousand
Use ones ; and I believe erery material circumstance
here Is true, having it from young Mr. Hariey. I met
Sir Thomas Mansel (it was then after riz this evening)
apd he and Mr. Prior told me, they had just seen Guis-
card canied by in a chair, with a strong-guard, to New-
gate, or the Press>yard. Time, perhaps, will show who
was at the bottom of all this; but nothing could happen
so unluckily to England, at tliis juncture, as Mr. Hart-
ley's death, when he has all the schemes for the greatest
part of the supplies in his head, and the parliament can-
not stir a step without him. Neither can I altogether
fivget mysell^ who^ in him, should lose a person I have
more obligations to than any other in this kingdom ;
who has always treated me with the tenderness of a pa-
rent, and never refused roc any favour I asked for a
IKend : therefore I hope your grace will excuse the dis-
order of this letter. I was intending, this night, to write
one of another sort 1 must needs say, one great rea-
son for writing these particulars to yonr grace was, that
you might be able to give a true account of the feet,
iriiich will be some sort of service to Mr. Hariey. I am,
with the greatest respect, my lord,
Your grace's most dutiful,
and most huoible servant,
J. SWIFT.
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I have read over what I writ, and find it confused and
locorrect, which jour grace must impute to the Yiih
lent pain of mind I am in, greater than ever I felt in
ID7 life. It must have been the utmost height of
desperate guilt which could have spirited that wretch
to such an action. I have not heard whether his
^ wounds are dangerous ; but I pi'ay God he may re
tover, to receive liis reward, and that we may learn
the bottom of his villany. It is not above ten days
ago, that I was interceding with tht- secretary in hit
behalf, because I heard he was just starving ; but the
secretary assured me he had 400/. a year peosion*
FROM ARCHBISHOP KINO.
RXTEREMD SIR, DubUfl, MoTCk 17, 1710-1 L
I RETURN you my thanks for your's of the 8th instant.
I do not wonder, that you were in some confusion when
you wrote it ; for I assure you I i^ead it with great
horror, which such a fact is apt to create in every body
that is not hardened in wickedness. I received several
other letters with narratives of the same, and saw isome
that came ta other hands ; but none so particular, or
that could be so well depended. upon. I observe, that
among them all, there is no isccount of the matters laid
to Guiscard's charge^ of his design, or how he came to.
be discovered. I suppose those are yet secrets, as it is
fit they should be. I do remember something of this
Guiscard, and that he was to head an invasion; and
that he published a very foolish narrative ;*' but neither
remember exactly the time, or under what ministry it
* The Marquis de Guiscard^s Memoirs were publit^hed with a ie^
)iicatiOD to Qumd Anse, dated at the Hague, May 10, 1705, B.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 151
iraa, or who wei-e his patrons. It seems convenieDt, that
these should be known ; because it is reported, tliat Mr»
Harley and Mr. St. John were those who chiefly coun-
tenanced him, and he their peculiar favourite. One
would think this should convince the world, that Mr.
Harley is not in the French interest, but it has not yet
had that efTect with all : nay, some whisper the case of
fieoiufl Rufus, and Scevinus in the ]5(h book of Taci-
tOB, aceensis indkdhua ad prodenduoi Eenium Ri^unty
fum eundem canscium et inquuntcrem nan t^erabant.
Mr. St. John is condemned for wounding Guiscard ; and
had he killed him, there would not have wanted some
to 8Ug:gest, that it was done on purpose, lest he should
tell tales.
Wc had a strange piece of news by last packet, that
the address to her mijesty met with but a cold reception
ftom one party in the house of commons ; and' that all
the loi'ds. spiritual and temporal of that party, went out
when it passed in the lords' house. Bui I make it a
rule, never to believe party news, except I have it im»
mediately from a sure hand.
I was in hopes to have heard something of our first*
fniits and twentietli parts; but I doubt that matter
sleeps, and that it will be hard to awaken it.
You will expect no news from home. We eat and
drink as we used to do. The parties are tolerably silent,
bat those for the late ministry seem to be united, keep
nnich together, and are so wise as not to make much
noise : nor have I heard any thing of their sentiments
of late, only what has happened on this accident I
heartily recommend you to God's care.
I anv &c WILL. DUBUSr.
15i LETTEBS TO AND FROM
FROM LORD PETERBOROW.
FOB THE BST. DB. SWIFT, BISHOP OF, OB DEAN OF, &Ci
UB, Vienna^ April 18, 1711.
I HATB oftea with pleasure reflected upoa the glori-
ous possibilities^ the English constitution ; but I must
applj to politics a French expression appropriated by
them to beauty : there is a j« n^ sfai qum among us^
which makes us troublesome with our learning, disagreea-
ble with our wit, poor with our wealth, and insignificant
with our power.
I could never despise any body for what they have
not, and am only provoked, when they make not the
right use of what they have. This is the greatest mor^
tification* to know the advantages we have by art and
nature, and see them disappointed by lelf-conceit and
faction. What patience could bear the disappointment
of a good scheme by the October club ?
I have with great uneasiness received imperfect ac-
counts of disagreement among ourselves. The party we
have to struggle with has strength enough to require our
united endeavours. We should not attack their firm
body like Hussars. Let the victory be secure before
we quarrel for the spoils ; let it be considered whether
their yoke were easy, or their burden light What \
must there ever be in St Stephen's chapel, a majority
cither of knaves or fools ?
But seriously, I have long apprehended the effects of
that universal corruption, which has been improved with
60 much care, and has so fitted us for the tyi-anny de-
signed, tliat we arc grown, I fear, insensible of slavery,
and almost unworthy of liberty.
DOCTOR SWIFT- US
The gentleraeo, who gi^e jou do other tatufaction iu
politics thaa the appearances of ease and mirth, I wish
I could partake with them in their good humour ; but
tokay itself has no efibct upon me while I see affairs so
unsettled ; faction so strong, and credit so weak ; and
all services abroad under the utmost difficulties by
past miscarriages and present want of money ; but we
ire told here, that in the midst of victory, ordeis are
C^ren to sound a parley, I will say a retreat Give mt
kave to tell the chuicfaman, that there is not in * ^^ * *f
I have rid the resty horse you say they gave me, ia
ploagbed lands, till I have made him tame. I wish they
manage the dull jades as well at home, and get them for-
ward either with a whip or spur. I depend much upon
the three you mention;^ if they remember me with
Undness, I am their's by the two strongest ties^ I love
them, and hate their enemies.
Yet you seem to wish me other work. It ia time
(he statesmen employ me in my own trade, not tbeira. If
they have nothing else for me to subdue, let me command
igainst that rank whiggisb puppetsbow. Those junto
pigmies, if not destroyed, will grow up to giants. Tell
St John, he must find me work in the old world or the
new.
I find Mr. Harley Ibigets to make mention of tjie
moat important part of my letter to him ; which was to
let him know, diat I expected immediately for one Dr.
Swift, a lean bishoprick, or a fat deanery. If you hap-
pen to meet that gentleman at dinner, tell him, that he
has a friend out of the way of doing him good, but that
be would, if he could ; whose name is
F£T£RBOROW.
t Some words are here erand. N.
\ Probably Harley, Harcoart, and Boliogbrokc. "S',
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TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MT LORD, London^ April 10, 1711.
I HAD lately the honour of a letter from your graces
and waited to acknowledge it until somethiog material
should happen, that m^ht recompense the trouble. My
occasion of writing to you at present is purely personal
to your gi*ace. A report was beginning to run here, by
some letters from Ireland, that your grace had applied
the passage you mention of Rufus, iu a speech you made
to your clei)^, which I ventured to contradict, as Ian im-
possibility, and inconsistent with your general opinion^
and what was in your letter. Mr. Southwell and Mr.
Doppiug were of the same mind; and the former says,
he has writ to your grace about it. I should have
thought no more of the matter, but let it spend like an
idle story below notice : only dining last Sunday with
one of the principal secretaries of state, he gave me a
letter to read, which he had just received from the prin-
ter of the newspaper called The Postboy, in which was ft
transcript of a letter from Dublin ; and the secretary be- '
log mentioned in that transcript, the man would not
publish it without his advice. It contained an account
bow the news of Mr. Harley's being stabbed had been
received by the whigs in Dublin: of which he produc-
ed some instances. Then he mentions the passage out
of Tacitus, and concludes thus : " The first that men-
tioned it was the archbbbop of Dublin, who took notice
of it first at a meeting of his clergy ; and afterward, iu
the hearing of several persons, was reprimanded for it in
a civil though sharp manner, by one of the chief mini-
sters there, well known for his steady loyalty to her ma-
jesty, and his zealous service to the church of England,
under her late perilous trial." I immediately told the
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secretaiy, that I knew this must be false and misrepre-
sented, and that he roust give me leave to scratch out
^at passage, which I accordingly did ; and for fear of anj
mistake, 1 made him give me aAerward the whole letter,
that I might have it in my power. The next day I
sent for the printer, and told him what I had done ; and
upon farther thoughts I stifled the whole letter, and the
secretory approved of it. I likewise told the printer,
that when he had any thing relating to Ireland, I had
the secretary's order (which was true) to send it me,
that he might not do injury to men's reputations, bj
what was represented to him from ignorant or malicious
hands in that kingdom. The letter was to have been
printed this day in The Postboy, with that conclusioa
r^ecting on your grace, which is happily prevented ;
for, although your character and station place you above
the malice of little people, yet your friends would be ex-
tremely concerned to see your name made so bold with
in a common newspaper.
I humbly hope your grace will not disapprove of what
I have done : at least, I have gratified my own inclina-
tion, in the desire of serving you ; and besides, had the
qyportunity of giving Mr. Secretary some part of your
character.
I dare lay a wager, that all this happened by the gross
understandings of some people, who misunderstood and
misapplied something very innocent that came from your
grace. I must be so bold to say, that people in that
kingdom do very ill understand raillery. I can rally
much safer here with a great minister of state or a duch-
ess, than I durst do there with an attorney or his wife*
And I can venture to rally with your graces although I
could not do it with many of your clergy. I myself
have been a witness, when want of common sense has
made people ofifended with your grace, where they oug;h|
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to have beea the most pleased. I say tUngs every day
at the best tables, which I should be turned out of com-
pany for if I were in Ireland.
Here is one Mr. Richardson, a clei^gyman, who is so-
liciting an affair which I find your grace approves ;^ and
therefore I do him all the service I can in it.
We are now fiili of the business of the Irish yam:
and I attend among the rest, to engage the membera I
am acquainted with, in our interest. To-morrow we ex-
pect it will come on. .
I will shortly write to your grace some account how
public affairs stand; we hope Mr. Harley will be well
IB a week.
We have news from Brussels that the dauphin is
dead of an apoplexy. I am, with the greatest respect^
mylordi
Tour grace's most dutiful
and mosi humble servant*
J. SWIFT.
I wish your grace would enclose your commands to me,
directed to Erasmus Lewis, Esq. at my Lord Dart-
mouth's office at Whitehall ; for I have left off going
to coffee-houseSi
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
BSTXRKKD SIB, DlfiMfl, Jpril 11,1711.
I HAD the favour of your's of the loth instant, by
which I understand how much I am obliged to you for
the justice you did me as to the report you let me know
t Tbe printioa of Iridi Biblee; N..
DOCTOR SWIFT. 15T
iras about to be printed io the Postbqjr, relating to Mr.
Ilaricy.
I think there is no man in this kingdom, on which
such t report coald be fixed witii less colour of tnitli,
having been noted for the particular regard I have al-
ways had for him. I have suffered in some cases too
for my zeal to defend him in the wont of times; for I
confess I never could, with patience, bear the treatment
he met with in Gregg's aflbir. The truth is, when I re-
ceived the news of this last barbarous attempt made on
him, I with indignation insulted some^ with whom I used
to dispute about the former case, and asked them, whether
they would now mvped that he was in the conspiracy
to stab himself? The turn they gave it was what I
wrot^ to you, that they imagined he might be in it not-
withstanding that^ and that his discovering Gnkcard,
and pressing so hard on tlie examination, was the thing
that provoked the man to such a degree of rage, as ap-
peared in that viltanous act. And they instanced the
story of 1480 in Tacitus, and the passage of Rnfus. I
know very well that they did not believe themselves,
and among other things I applied that passage of Hudi-
faras, he, that beat's out his brains, &c.^ I believe I
have told this passage to several as an example, to show
into what absurdities the power of prejudice, malice, and
faction will lead some men, I hope with good effect; and
added, as several gentlemen that heard me can witness,
that it was a strange thing, that Mr. Harley should dis-
cover Gregg, and have him hanged, and yet be suspect-
ed to be partaker of his crime ; but altogether unaccount-
able, that in a cause, wherein his life was so barbarous-
ly struck at, it was a thousand to one if he escaped, he
* *' Bat he that hangs, or beats oot*f brainp,
The devil'f in him, if he feigns.''
158 LETTERS TO AND FROM*
Bhould sdll be under the guspicion of beiog a partj with
bis murderer! so that I could never imagioe, that any
one should report, that I spoke my own sense in a matter
wherein I expressed so great an abhorrence, both of the
fact, and the vile comment made upon it.
As to anj speech at the meeting of the clergy, or any
reprimand g^ven me by any person on this account, it is
all, assure yourself, pure invention.
I am sensible of the favour you did me, in prevent-
ing the publishing of such a false report, and am most
thankful to Mr. Secretary St. John for stopping it. I
have not the honour to be known to him, otherwise I
would ^ve him the trouble of a particular acknowledg-
ment. As to Mr. Harley, I have had the happiness to
have some knowledge of him, and received some obli-
gations from him, particularly on the account of my
«ct of parliament, that I obtained for the restitution of
Seatown to the see of Dublin. T always had a great
honoiur for him, and expected great good from his known
abilities^ and zeal for the common interest ; and as I
believe he was the principal instrument of settling things
•n the present foot, so I believe every one, that wishes
well to these kingdoms, is satisfied, tliat there is not any
man, whose death would be a greater loss to the public
than his. The management of this parliament has, if
Dot reconciled his worst enemies to him, at least silenced
them ; and it b generally believed that his misfortune
has much retarded public affairs.
I partly can guess who writ the letter you mention :
it must be one of two or three, whose business it is to in-
vent a lie, and throw dirt, ever since I was obliged by
my duty to call them to account for their negligence and
ill practices : they have published and dispersed several
libellous prints against me, in one of which I marked
forty-three downright falsehoods ui matters of Act. ht
DOCTOR SWJFT. 159
another, it is true, tliere was ddIj one such ; the whole
and every part of it, from beginning to end, being pure
invention and falsehood. But to mj comfort, thej are
despised by all good men ; and I like myself nothio^
less for being the object of their hate. You will excuse
this long letter, and I hope I may, by aezt, apprise you
with something of consequence. In ihe mean time, I
heartily recommend you, &c.
WILLIAM DUBLIN.
I. held my visitation on the 9th instant, where you
were excused,* as absent on the public business of ihe
church.
TO THE EARL OF PETERBOROW,
JIT LORD, ^oyA^ 17]1.
I HAvs had the honour of your lordship's letter, and
by the first lines of it have made a discovery that your
lordship is come into the world about eighteen hundred
years too late, and was born about half a dozen degrees
too far to the Noith, to en. ploy that public virtue I
always heard you did possess: which is now wholly
useless, and which those very few that have it are
forced to lay aside, when tliey would have business suc-
ceed.
Is it not some comfort, my lord, that you meet with
the same degeneracy of maimers, and the same neglect
of the public, among the honest Germans, though in the
philosopher's phrase, dilFerently modified ? aud I hope,
at least, we have one advantage, to be more polite in our
corruptions than they.
• For his prebend of Dunlavco ; (see April 17, 1710.)— His \w\nffl
wwe ia the diocese of Mettk. If.
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Our divisions rua farther than perhaps jonr lord-
ship^s intelligence has jet informed you of: that is, a
triumvirate of our fiiends wiiom I have mentioned to
you : I have told them more than once, upon occasioQ :
*< That all mj hopes of their success depended on their
union ; that I saw they loved one another, and hoped
they would continue it, to remove that scandal of in-
constancy ascribed to court friendships." I am not now
so secure; I care not to say more on such a subject, and
even this enire nous. My credit is not of a size to do
any service on such an occasion : but as little as it is^ I
am so ill a politician, that I will venture the loss of it to
prevent tliis mischief; the consequence of which I an
as good a judge of as any minister of state, and perhapi
a better, because I am not one.
When you writ your letter, you had not heard cr
Guiscard^s attempt on Mr. Harley ; supposing you know
all the circumstances, I shall not descant upon it. We
believe Mr. Harley will soon be treasurer, and be of the
house of peers; and then we imagine the court will
begin to deal out employments, for which every Octo-
ber member is a candidate; and consequently nine
in ten must be disappointed ; the effect of which we
may find in the next session. Mr. Harley tvas yester-
day to open to tlie house tlie ways he has thougfit o(
to raise funds for securing the unprovided debts of the
nation ; and we are all impatient to know what his pro-
posals are.
As to the imperfect account you say you have re-
ceived of disagieement among ourselves, your lordslifp
knows that the names of whig and tory have quite al-
tered their meanings. All who were for turning out the
late ministry, we now generally call tories; and in that
sense, I think it plain that there are among Uie tories
three different interests ; one of those, I mean the minis-
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tt}% who agree irith jour lordship and mc, in a steady
Dianagemeut for pursuing the true interest of the nation :
another is, that of warmer head?, as the October club
aud their adherents without doors ; and a third is^ I
fear, of those who, as your lordship expresses it, would
found a parley, and who would make fair weather in
case of a change ; and some of these last are not iacon-
tiderable.
Nothing can be more oblighig than your lordship^s
lemembcriug to mention me hi your letten to Mr. Har-
icy aud Mr. St. John, when you are in the midst of such
great affairs. I doubt I shall want such an advocate as
Tmir lordship ; for I believe, every man who has mo-
4aXj or mcriti is but an ill one for himself. I desiro
hut the smallest of those titles you give me on the out-
-nde of your letter. Mj ambition is to live in England,
•nd with a competency to support tne with honour.
'The ministry know by this time whether I am worth
keeping ; and it is easier to provide for ten men in the
•church, than one in a civil employment.
But I renounce England and deaneries, without a
promise from your lordship, under youi* own hand aud
seal, that I shall have liberty to attend you whenever I
please. I foresee we shall have a peace next year, by
Ihe same sagacity that I have often foreseen when I was
youog. I nmst leave the town in a week, because my
money is gone, aud I can borrow no more. Peace will
bring your lordship home j and we must have you to
adorn yotu: countrj^, when you shall be no longer waul-
ed to defend it. I am, my lord, &c.
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please DOt to mention this particular, although it m\\ be
soon public, but it is yet kept mightj private. Mr.
Harley u to be lord treasurer. Perhaps, before the
post leaves this town, all this will be openly tokl, and
jiben I may be laughed at for being so mysterious : but
80 capricious are great men in their secrets. The fint
authentic assurances I had of these promotions was list
Sunday, though the expectation has been strmig for
above a month. We suppose likewise that many
changes will be made in the employments as soon ai
the session ends, which will be, I believe, in less than i
.fortnight.
Poor Sir Cholmondeley Deering, of Kent, was yesto-
day in a duel shot through the body, by one Mr. ThoiD-
bill, in Tothilfields, find died in some hours.
I never mention any thing of the first-fruits either to
Mr. Harley or the Duke of Ormond. If it be done be-
fore his grace goes over, it is well, and there's an end:
if not, I shall have the best opportunity of doing it in lus
absence. If I should speak of it now, perhaps it would
be so contrived as to hinder me from soliciting it afte^
ward ; but as soon as the duke is gone, I shall learn at
the treasury what he has done in it. I have been at
tills town this fortnight for my health, and to be under a
. necessity of walking to and from London every day.
' But your grace will please still to direct your letters
, .under cover to Mr. Lewis.
I am, with great respect, my lord,
Tour grace's most dutiful
and obliged humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
DOCTOR SWIFT, 166
TO MR. SECRETARY ST, JOIIX.
SIR, Chelsea, May 11, 1711.
3bimg coDVioced, hy ccrtaia oraioous prognostics, that
' life is too sliort to permit me the lionour of ever
liog another Saturday villi Sir Simon Harcourt,
ight, or Robert HarUy^ Esq. I beg I maj take tlie
i farewell of those two gentlemen to-morrow. I made
B request 00 Saturday last, unfortunately after, you
re gone; and they, like great statesmen, pi-etended
7 could do nothing in it widiout your consent ; par-
ilarly my lord keeper, as a lawyer, raised ionumera-
difficulties, although I submitted to allow you an
ir*8 whispering before dinner, and an hour after.
r Lord Rivers would not offer one word in my be-
^ pretending he himself was but a tolerated perboo.
e keeper alleged, ^ You could do nothing but when
three were capitularly met,^' as if you could never
D but like a parish chest, with the three keys toge-
r. It grieves me to see the present ministry thus con-
stated to pull down my great spirit Fray, sir, ilud
expedient. Finding espedieuts is the business of
vtaries of state. I will yield to any reasonable con^
■ ■
ons not below my dignity. I will not find fault with
victuals ; I will restore the waterglasa that I stolen
solicit for mj lord keeper's salary. And, sir, to
w you I am not a person to be safely injured, if you -
e refuse mc justice in this point, I will appear before
. in a padding sleeve gown, I will disparage your
S; write a lampoon upon Nably Car, dine with you
a a foreign postday ; nay, I will read verses in your
ence, until you soatcli them out of my hands.
166 LETTERS TO AND FROM
Therefore pray, sir, take pity upon me and ycmnelf ;
and believe me to be, with great respect> sir,
Tour most obedient and most humble sen^isnt
FROM ARCHBtSHOP KING;
BKVEREND BIB9 Dttfrjtft, Moy 15, 1711.
I HAD the favour of jour's of the l(Hh instant, b^ the
last packets, and cannot return you sufficient aGkooir>
ledgment for your kind and prudent management of that
aflair, so much to my advantage. I confess that I iSA
not much fear that such a vile report would do me any
great injury with Mr. Harley ; for I was persuaded be
is too wise to believe such an incredible story. But the
publishing it to the world might have influenced some to
my disadvantage ; and no man can be well pleased to
be the subject of a libel, though it often happens to be
the fate of honest men.
I doubt not but you will hear of an unlucky contest
in the city of Dublin about their mayor. Tou may re-
member (I think while you were here, that is, in 1 709)
Alderman Coustantine, by a cabal, for so I must call it,
lost his election; find a junior alderman, one Forrest,
was elected mayor for the ensuing year. Consfantioe
petitioned the council board not to approve the election ;
for you must know, by the new rules, settled in pur-
suance of an act of parliament for the better regulation
of corpora^ons, their chief officers must be approved of
by the governor and council after they are elected, be-
fore they can enter into any of their respective offices;
and if not approved of in ten day^ the corporatioB that
chose them must go to a new election. Now, Alderman
Gonstantine, upon the corporation's return of Forrest.
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eomplaioed of it as wrong, and desired to be heard by
couDsel; but mj Lord Wharton, then lord lieutenant,
would not admit it. This past on to the year 1710, and
then the present mayor was chosen, Aldermen £ccle8,
another junior alderman ; and this year one Alderman
Barlow, a tailor, another junior. Constautine^ finding
the government altered, supposed he should have more
favour, and petitions again of the wrong done him. The
city replied, and we had two long hearings. The matter
depended on an old by-law, made about the 12th of
(^ueen Elizabeth ; by which the aldermen, according to
thdr anciently, are required to keep their mayoralty,
notwithstanding any licenses or orders to the contrary.
Several dispensations and instances of contrary prac-
tices were produced ; but with, a salvo, that the law of
nccession should stand good ; and some aldermen, as ap-
peared, had been disfranchised for not submitting to it,
and holding in their mayoralty. On the contrary, it
was urged, that this rule was made in a time when the
mayoralty was looked upon as a great burden, and the
seoior aldermen g5t licenses from serving it, and by fac
tioo and interest got it put on the junior and poorer^
aad most of the aldermen were then papists, and being
obliged, on accepting the office, to take the oath of su-
premacy, and come to church, they declined it : but the
case was now altered, and most were ambitious of it :
and a rule or by-law, that imposed it as a duty and bur-
den, must be understood to oblige them to take it, but
could not oblige the electors to put it on them ; that it
was .often dispensed with, and, as alleged, altogether ab-
n^ted by the new rules, tliat took the election out of
the dty, where the charter places it, and gave it to the
aldermen only : that since those ndes, which were made.
in 1672, the elections have been in another manner, ancl
bk about thirty-six mayors^ eight or nine were junioi^al-
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(lermen. Oo the ^vbole, the matter seemed to me 4o
hang on a most slender point ; and being archbishop of
Dublin, I thought I was obliged to be for the city ; but
the majority ^vas for the by-law, and disapproved Al*
derm an Barlow, who was returned for major. I did
foresee that tliis would beget ill blood, and did not think
it fur my lord Duke of Ormondes interest to clasli wiihi
4he city; and I went to several of his grace's friend^
irhom I much.tmst, before the debate in council, and^
desired them to consider the matter, and laid the incoD*'
vcuiency I apprehended before them, and desired thcBii
to take notice, that I had warned them ; bat they told mc^.
that they did not foresee any hurt it would be to hia
grace. And I praj God it may not; though I am afraid
it may give him some trouble.
The citizens have taken it heinously ; and, as I Iiearj.
met to-day, and in common council repealed the hy-lav,
and have chosen Alderman Barlow again. I think tliem:^
wrong in both, and a declaration of enmity against the.
council and government, which feud is easier begun than
laid. It is certain the council must disapprove their
choice, it being against the new rules,, as well as good
planners: and what other steps will be made to correct
them, I cannot say ; whereas, if they had appointed a
committee to view and report what old obsolete by-laws
were become inconvenient, and repealed this among the
rest, it would not have given offence; and if they had
chosen another instead of Barlow, I believe he would
have been approved, and there had been an end of the
contest.
You must know this is made a party affair, as Cohk
stantiue sets up for a high churchman, which I never
heard he did before : but this is an inconveniency in
parties, thut whoever has a private quarrel, ai](d findis
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himself tooireat, he irnmediatelj becomes a zealous par-
tizan, and makes his private a public quarrel.
Perhaps it may not be uDgratefuI, uor perhaps alto-
gether useless to jou, to know the truth of this matter;
for I imagine it will be talkid of.
I believe the generality of the citizens and gentlemen
of Ireland are looked on as friends to the whiggish in-
terest. But, it is only so far as to keep out the preten-
der, -whom they mortally fear with good reason; and so
inany villanous papers have been spread here, and so
DRich pains taken to persuade them tliat the tories-desiga
to bring him in, that it is no wonder they are afraid of
them; but God be thanked, tliis ministry and parlia-
■ Brent has pretty well allayed that fear, by their steady
htid prudent management And if his grace the Duke *
of Ormond prosecutes the same measures the ministry
does in Britain (as I believe he will; I persuade myself,
that the generality here will be as zealous for this as any
ministry we ever had.
The death of the Earl of Rochester is a great blow to
all good men, and even his enemies cannot but do jus-
tice to his character. What influence it will have on
public affairs, God only knows. I pray let me have
your thoughts on it, for I have some fears, that I do not
find affect other people ; I was of opinion that he con-
tributed much to keep things steady ; and I wish his
friends may not want hb influence. I conclude with my
nrayers for you.
I ' WILL. DUBLiy,
t
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UO LETTEBS TO AKB FROM
FROM LORD PETERBOROW.
aiB, .^Manaoer^ June 21, 1711.
You were returning me to ages past for some ezgres-
uons in my letter. I find matter in your's to send yoii
as far back as the golden age. How came you to frame
a system (in the times we live in) to govern the world
by love?
I was much more surprised at such a notion in your
first, than to find your opinion altered in your last let-
1^ ter. My hopes were founded more reasonably upon the
contrary priaciple. I wish we could keep ourselves
steady by any ; but I confess it was the hatred and coO'
tempt so justly conceived against our late governors, that
gave me some Cttle expectations we might unite, at lea^t
In order to prevent a relapse.
The consequences of places not giveo were apparent;,
the whole party were then dissatisfied ; and when given,
those are only pleased who have them. This is what the
Ihonest management of past administrations has brought
OS to ; but I should not yet despair, if your loving prin-
.ciple could but have its force among three or four of
your acquaintance. Never persons bad more reason to
agree ; nor was it ever in the power of a few men to
bring greater events to bear, or prevent greater incon-
.yeoiencies; for such are inevitable, without the nicest
paoagement : and I believe no person was ever better
pepared to make this out than myself.
](^wish before I left England, that I had met, eitlier ia
your letters or discourse, any thing like what you hint
in your last : I sliould have found great ease, and you
.some satisfaction ; for, had you passed these six months
with me abroad, I conld have madarou sensible, that it
DOCTOR SWIFT. 171
were easj to have brought the. character and iofluence
of an English peer, equal to that of a senator in old
Home. Methiuks I could have brought it to that pass,
to have seen a levee of suppliant kings and princes, ex-
pecting their destinies from us, and submitting to our de-
crees; but if we come in politics to your necessity of
leaving the town for want of money to live in it, Lord»
bow the case will alter !
You threaten me with law, and tell roe I might be
compelled to make my words good. Remember yout
own insinuations : what if I should leave England in
a week's time, and summon you in quality of chaplaiu
and secretary, to be a witness to transactions perhaps of
the greatest impwtance ; so great, that I should think
jrou might deserve the l^hopric of Winchester at your
tetum. Let me know, in a letter directed to Parson's-
green, the moment you receive this, whether you are
-ready and willing ; but you must learn to live a month,
DOW and then, without sleep. As to all other things,
we should meet with no mortifications abroad, if we
could 'scape them from home.
But, without raillery, if ever I can propose to myself
to be of any great use, I foresee this will be the case.
This is so much my opinion, that I conclude, if it fall
out otherwise, I shall never concern myself in any pub-
lic business in England ; that I shall either leave it for a
better climate, or marry in a rage, and become the hero
of the October club. Tours,
PETERBORQW.
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TO ARCHBISHOP KmG.
31Y LORD, London^ July 12, 1711.
J Kow conceive your grace begius to be a busj per-
son in council, and parliamcnu and conTocation ; and
perhaps may be content to be diverted oow and then by
an idle letter from hence. Wc have an empty town;
the queen being settled at Windsor, and the ministers
oAen there. We are so "weary with. expecting farther
removals, that we begin to drop the diiicourse ; neither
am I sure, whether those in power may not differ a lit?
tie in opinion as to the matter. However, it seems
generally agreed, that there will be many changes before
next session, and that it is necessary there should.be so.
My Lord Peterborow has been some time returqed, and
J have had a good deal of talk with him^ or rather he
has talked a good deal to me. He is mightily discon-.
touted with what I. writ to him, pnd which he finds to
be true, that there seems a general disposition among us
toward a peace. He thinks his successful negotiations,
with the emperor and the Thike of. Savoy, have put us
ill a better condition than ever to continue the war, and
w ill en<:^agc to convince me, that Spain is yet to be had,
if we take proper measures. Your grace knows he is a
pei'BOD of great talents, but dashed with something rest*
less and capricious in his nature. H« told me he came
ever without being recalled, and without one servant,
Ijaving scattered them in several parts of Germany. I
doubt he will not have credit enough with the ministry to
ir.ake them follow his plans ; and he is such a sort of
person as may give good advice, which wise men may
reasonably reftise to follow. It seems to me that tlie
ministry lie under a grievous dilemma, from the diffi-
t!nlly oT coutiotjung the war, aud the danger of an ill
DOCTOR SWIFT. 178
peace ; tthich I doubt if hether all their credit with the
queen and countiy irould support them. under: but my
]ord tre9surer is a stranger to fear, and has all that cou-
rage which innocence and good sense can give a man,
and the. most free from avarice of any one living; both
which are absolutely necessary for his station in this
juncture. He was saying a thing to- me some days ago,
which I :believe is the great maxim he procee^isby, that
wisdom in public affairs was not, what is commonly
believed, the forming of schemes with remote views;
bat the making Jipe of such incidents as happen. It was
thought my Lord Mar* would have tuceeeded as secre-
tary upon the Duke of Queensbury's death; but the-
court seems now disposed to have no third secretary ,t
which wa9 a useless charge. The queen has been ex-
tnemely ill, so as for four-and-twenty hours people were
io great pain ; but she has been since much better, and
voided abundance of gravel, &c.
Our expedition under Mr. Hill is said to be toward
the Bduth Seas; but nothing is known : I told a gicat
man, who b deepest in tlie'* project of it, that Lhid no
good opinion of these expeditions, which hitherto never
succeeded with us. He said, he would venture ten to
* John Erakiae, the tenth Earl of Mar, was hy Queen Anne made
colonel of a regiment of foot, knight of tlie thistle, and secretary of
state for Scotland. He was one of the commissioners for the treaty
of Union, and was elected one of the sixteen peers in four giiccccding
j^Iiameots. He was again made secretary of state, Sept. 1, 1713 ^
in which ofBcc he was succeeded by tlie Duke of Montrose, Sept. 24,
171}. Being dismissed from all employment, he retired into Scotland «
and, at the head of six hundred men, proclaimed the pretender. Hit
forces being, increased to six or seven thousand men, he fought the
Duke of Argyll, who commanded the royal troops. The victory was
left undecided; but the Earl of Mar was forced to take refuge in
France. He was attainted in 1716, his estate and honours, ^c. being
forfeited to the crown ; and died at Aix la Chapelle, in 1732. N*
f Tliere. seems. to have beea none. till Sept. 1, 1713. K
174 LETTERS TO AIVB FROM
one upon the miccesB of it, provided do ill accident faap-
peDed by storms ; and that it was concerted with three
er four great princes abroad.
As to the first-fruits, I must inform your grace, thai
the whole aflfair lies exactly as it did for some months
past. The duke and his people never thought, or at
least never meddled in it, until some days before they
went, and then they were told it was already done ; and
my lord treasurer directed that it should be an iostruo*
tion to the lord lieutenant to mentioD-in his speech to
parliatnent, that the queen had dene it, &e. But they
took no sort of care to finish Ae matter, and carry tlw
instrument over with them, which they might have done^
bad they begun timely, and applied themselves ; and as
the bishops superseded me, I ^d not presume to meddle
farther in it : but I think this may be a lesson, that in
all such cases as these, it is necessary to have some good
solicitor, and not leave things wholly to great men : nay,
so little did the duke engage in this matter, that my
lord treasurer told me yesterday (although that is a se-
cret) tliat the very draught Ihey had made upon my apr
plication was some way or other mislaid between the
queen and himself, and could not be found ; but how-
ever, that another should soon be drawn : and his lord-
ship commanded me to inform your gi*ace, and my lor<fe
the bishops, that with the first convenience the instrument
should be prepared and sent over, which your grace will
please to let them know. I was of opioion with my lord
treasurer, that it should be done by a deed from the
queen, without an act of parliament, and that the b'ishops
should be made a corporation, for the management of it.
Your grace sees I write with much freedom, because I
nm sure I can do it safely.
I have been engaging my lord treasurer and the other
great men in a project of my own> which they tell me
DOCTOR SWIFT. 17*
thejr win embrace, especially his lordship. He is to
erect acme kind of society, gv academy, under the pa-
tronage of the ministers and protection of the queen, for
correcting, enlaiging, polishing, and fixing our language.
The methods must be left to the society ; only I am
writing a letter to wj lord treasurer, by way of pn^H>-
sals, and some general hints^ which I design to publish^
and he expects from me. All this may come to nothing-,
although I find the ingenious and learned men of all my
acquaintance foil readily in with.it; and so I hope will
your grace if the derign can be well executed. I would
desire at leisure some of your grace's thoughts on this
matter.
I hope your grace will take advantage of the times»
and see whether your violent house €i commons will fait
in with some good law for the benefit of the church, as^
their much betters have done it here : and I think the
convocation could not be better employed, than in con-
odering what good law is wanting for the church, and
endeavour to have it passed, rather than in brangling
upon trifles. The church has so few happy occasions,
that we ought to let none of then slip. I take up too
much of your grace's time ; and, therefore, begging
your prayers and blessings, I remain, with the greatest
respect, your grace's most dutifiil humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
BiVKBKND SIB, Dublvi, July 25, 1 7] ].
Tou must not wonder, that I have been so ill a cor*^
respondent of late, being, as I find, in debt to you for
your's of June the 8th, and July the 12th.' This did
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not proceed from any Degligence, but from the circum^
stances of things here, that were such, that I could not
return you any satisfactory answer.
We have now got over the preliminaries of our par-
liaments and convocation; that is to say, our addresses,
&C. and as to the parliament, so far as appears t» me^
there will be an entire compliance with her majesty's
occasions, and my Lord Duke of Ormoud's desire ; and
that funds will be given for two years from Christmas
next ; by which we shall have the following summer
ffee from parliamentary attendance, which proves a
great obstruction both to church and country business.
As to the convocation, we have no license as yet to act.
I have heard some whispers, as if a letter of license had
come over, and was sent back again to be mended, es-
pecially as to direction about a president. I may inform
you, that that matter is in her majesty's choice : we have
on record four licenses ; the first directed to the Arch-
bishop of Dublin in 1614 ; the other three, that are in
1 634, 1 662, 1 665, directed to the then lords primates.
I have pot at present die exact dates ; but I have seen
the writs, and find the convocation sat in these years.
His grace tlie Duke of Ormond, in his speech to the
parliament (which I doubt not but you have seen) men-
tioned the remittal of the twentieth parts, and the grant
of the first-fruits, for buying impropriations; but did
not assume to himself any merit lu the procuring of
them ; noi; tliat I can find by any intimation, so much
as insinuated, that the grant m as on his motion ; not-
withstanding, both in tlie house of lords and convocation,
some laboured to ascribe the whole to hb grace ; and
had it not been for the account I had from you, his
grace must, next to her majesty, have had the entire
thanks. You'll observe, from tlie lords' address and
convocation, tliat bis grace is brought in for a share iPb*
DOCTOR SWIFT. 177
ihih. But if the case should be otherwise, jci his
grace is do \ra7 to he blamed. The curreDt nius that
way ; mid perhaps neither you nor I have bettered our
Interest here at present, by endeavouring to stop it.
The conclusion was, that all the arclibishops and bi-
shops agreed to return tlianks to my lord treasurer of
Great Britain, by a letter, which all in town have sin;n-
ed, being convinced, that, next to her majesty's native
bounty, and zeal for the church, this favour is due to his
lordship's mediation.
But they have employed no agent to solicit the
paariog the act through the offices, believing his lordship
will take care of that of-his own mere motion, as he did-
of the grant This is meant as an instance of their great
confidence of his lordship's concern for thorn, which
makes it needless that any should intermeddle in what
be has undertaken.
If his lordship thinks fit to return any answer to the
bishops, I wish he would take some occasion to mention
you ill it ; for that would justify you, and convince the
bishops, some of whom, perhaps, suspect tlie truth of
what you said, of the first-fruits and twentieth parts be-
ing granted before his grace the Duke of Ormond was
declared lord lieutenant of Ireland.
I cannot at present write of several matters, that pei*-
Inps I may have opportunity to communicate to you. I
faave sent with this the lords' and the convocation's ad*
dress to my lord duke.
If it may.be proper, I would have my most humble
respects to be laid before my lord treasurer. You may
be sure I am hu most humble servant, and shall never
forget the advantages he has been the author . of to the
cliurch and state : and yet I believe, if it please God to
prolong his life, greater things may be expected from
hun ; my prayers shall not be wanting.
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As for mjself, I will saj more some other time : and
for the present shall onlj assure you, that I am, sir,
Your affectionate humble servant, and brother,
WILLIAM DUBLINi
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
IdssenhaUt JuUf 28, 1711.
Since mj Lord Duke of Ormond's arrival, I have
been so continually hurried with company, that I retired
here for two or three days. The preliminanes of our
parliament are now over f that is to say, addresses, &c
and I find the usual funds will be granted, I think
unanioKNisly, for two years from Christmas next, which
is all the Duke of Ormond desires. I do not see mudi
more will be done. You will observe several reflections
are in the addresses on the late management here, in
which the Earl of Anglesej' and I differed. If we
could impeach, as you can in Great Britain, and bring
the ma]efact<N^ to account, I slionld be for it with all
my endeavour ; but to show our ill will, when we can
do no more, seems to be no good policy in a dependent
people, and that can have no other effect than to pro-
voke revenge without the prospect of redress ; of which
we have two fatal instances. I reckon, that every diief
governor, who is sent here, comes with a design to serve,
first those who sent him ; and that our good only must
be so far considered, as it is subservient to the main de«
sign. The only difference between govemcHna, as to us^
is to have a good natured man, that has some interest ia
our prosperity, and will not oppress us unnecessarily ;
and such i^his grace. But I doubt, whether even that
will not be an objection against him on your side of the*
DOCTOR SWIFT. I7i
vater: fin* I have fouDd that those governors, that
gained most on the liberties of the kingdom, are reck-
oned the best ; and therefore it concerns us to be on our
guard against all governors, and to provoke as little as
we can. For he that cannot revenge himself, acts the
vise part, when he dissembles, and passes over injuries.
In my opinion, the best that has happened to us is,
that the parliament grants tiie funds for two years $ for
. by these means we shall have one summer to ourselves
to do our church and country business, f have not been
able to visit my diocese ecclesiatimy as I used to do, the
last diree years, for want of such a recess. I hope the
parliament of Great Britain will not resume the yam
blU while they continue the same. The lords have not
sat above four or five days, and are adjourned till Mon-
day next ; so we have no heads of bills brought into our
house aa yet : but if any be relating to the church, I
will do my endeavour to give you satisfaction.
Our letter isVome over for the remittal of the twen**
tieth parts, and granting the first-fruits for buying im-
propriations, and purchasing^lebes, which will be a great
ease to the clergy, and a benefit to the church. We
want glebes more than the impropriations ; and I am for
. buying them first, where wanting ; for without them, re-
sidence is impossible; and besides, I look upon it as a
security to tithes, that the laity have a share in them ;
and therefore I am not for purchasing them, but where
they are absolutely necessary.
We shall, I believe, have some coJbnderations of me-^
thods to convert the natives ; but I do not find that it
is desired by all that they should be converted. There
Is a party among us, that have little sense of religion,
and heartily hate the church : these would have the na-
tives made protestants; but such as themselves are dead*^
ty afraid they should come into the church, because, sagr
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they, this would strengthen tlie church too mucl). Othen
would have them come in, but can't approve of the me-
thods proposed, which are to preach to them io their own
]anguaa;e, and have the service in Irish, as our owu ct'*
nons require. So that, between them, I am afraid that'
little will be done. I am, Sir, your's, &c.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
IffTLORD, London^ Aug. 15,1711.
I HATE been at Windsor a fortnight, from whence I'
i^tumed two days ago, and met a letter at my lodgingi
from your grace, dated July 25, I was told it was sent
to Mr. Manly's house (your postmaster^s son) and by
him to me ; so that I suppose your grace did not direct*
to Mr. Lewis as formerly, otherwise I should have had
it at Windsor. The ministers go usually down to Wind-
sor on Saturday, and return on Monday or Tuesday fol-
lowing. I had little opportunity of talking with my lord
treax-urer, seeing him only at court, or at supper at third
places, or in much company at his own lodgings. Yes-
terday I went, to visit him after dinner, but did not stay^
above an hour, because business called him out I read
to him that part of your grace's letter which expresses
your grace's respects to bim, and he received them per-
fectly well. He told me, he had lately received a letter
from the bishops of Ireland, subscribed (as I remember)
by seventeen, acknowledging his favour about the firsts
fruits. I told his lordship, '' that some people in Iiv>
land doubted whether the queen had granted them be-
fore the Duke of Ormond was declared lieutenant."
^ Yes," he said, " sure I remembered it was immediate-
ly upon my application." I said, ^ I heard the duke'
DOCTOR SWIFT. jai
bimself took no merit on that account." He answered,
No, he was sure he did not, he was the honestest gentle-
man alive ; but, said he, " it is the queen tliat did it, and
she alone shall have the merit."
And I must be so free as to tell jour grace that thft
grudging, ungrateful manner of some people, which up-
on several occasions I could not but give him hints of
lor my justification, has not been prudent. I am sure,
it has hindered me from anj thoughts of pursuing another
affair of yet greater consequence, which I had good hopes
of compassing. What can be the matter with those peo-
ple ? do I ask either money or thanks of them ? have I
done any hurt to the business ? My lord treasurer told
me he bad sent the letter over about the first-fruits. I
never inquired into the particulars : he says he will veiy
soon answer the bishop's letter to himself, and will show
roe both letter and answer ; but I shall not put him in
mind, unless he remembers it of his own accord. I^'ori
with great submission to your grace, can I pi-evail on'my
own pride to de8ii*e he would make any mention of me in
his answer. Your grace is convinced, that unless I write
a heap of lies, the queen had granted tliat affair before
my lord duke was named. I desire to convince nobody
else ; and, since the thing is done, it is not of any conse*
quence who were instrumental in it. I could not for-
bear yesterday reminding my lord treasurer of what I
said to Mr. Southwell before his lordship, when he came
to take his leave before he went to Ireland ; which waa^
that I hoped Mr. Southwell would let the bishops and
clergy of Ireland know, that my lord treasurer had long
since (before the duke was governor) prevailed on the
queen to remit the first-fruits, &c. and tliat it was his
lordship's work, as the grant of the same favour in Eng-
land had formerly been. My lord treasurer did then
acknowledge it before Mr. Southwell^ and I think Mr.
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Southwell should have acted accorduiglj; but there is
a great deal of ignorauce, as well as ill will, in all thitf
matter. The Diike of Orraond himself, had he engaged
ID it, could 0DI7 act as a solicitor. Every body knows,
that the lord ti-easurer, in such cases, must be applied to
^and only he) by the greatest persons. I should think
die people of Ireland might rather be pleased to see one
of their own country able to find some credit at court,
and in a capacity to serve them, especially one who does
it without any other prospect than that of serving them.
I know not any of the bishops from whom I can expect
any favour, and there are not many upon whom a man
of any figure could have such designs : but I will be re?
venged ; Tor whenever it lies in my power, I will serve
the church and kingdom, although they should use me
much worse. I shall dine to-morrow with the lord trea-
surer, and perhaps I may then see the answer he is to
write. I thought to have sent this letter away to-night;
but I have been interrupted by business. I go to Wind-
sor again on Saturday for a day or two, but I will leave
this behind to be sent to the post.
August 21. I had wrote thus far, and was forced to
leave off, being hurried away to Windsor by my lord
treasurer, from whence I returned but last niglit His
lordship gave me a paper, which he said he had promis-
ed me. I put it in my pocket, thinking it was about
something else we had been talking over ; and I never
looked into it until just now, when I find it to be my
lord primate's letter to liis lordship, with an enclosed one
from the bishops. With submissiou, I take it to be dry
enough, although I shall not tell his lordship so. They
say, " they are informed his lordship had a great part
in," etc. I think they should either have told who it
was informed them so, since it was a person commission-
ed by themselves : or, at least, have said they were as-
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sured. Aod as for those words, a great part, I know no-
|iod7 else bad any, except the queen herself. I cannot
tell whether mj lord has writ an answer, having said no-
thing to him of it since he gave me the letters ; nor shall
I desh:e to see it.
As to the convocation, I remember both my lord trea-
surer and Mr. St. John spdie to me about the matter,
. and were of the same opinion with your grace, that it
was wholly in the queen's choice. I excused giving my
opinion, being wholly uninformed; and I have heard
nothing of it since.
- My lord keeper gave me yesterday a bundle of Irish
votes at Windsor, and we talked a good deal about the
quarrel between the lords and commons : I said the fault
lay in not dissolving the parliament ; which I had men-
tioDed to the Duke of Ormond, and often to some of
those who were thought to have most credit with him.
But they seemed to believe, as I did, that any Irish par-
liament would yield to any thing that any chief gover-
nor pleased ; and so it would be a needless trouble.
We reckon for certain, that Mr. Hill with his fleet is
gone to Q^uebec.
Mrs. Masham is every minute expecting to lie in.
Pray God preserve her life, which is of great imporlr
ance. I am, with the greatest respect, my lord.
Tour grace^s most dutiful ^nd most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
The queen has got a light fit of the gout. The priyy
£eal is not yet disposed of.
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TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MY LORD, Aug, 26, 1711.
Perhaps you will be content to know some circum-
stances of aflfairs bere.^ The Duke of Somerset usually
leaves Windsor on Saturday, when the ministers go doWa
thither, and returns not until thej are gone. On Sun-
day sevennight, contrary to custom, he was at Windsdr,
and u cabinet council was to be held at night ; but, after
waiting a long time, word was brought out, that then
would be no cabinet. Next day it was held, and theo
Uie duke went to a horse-race about three miles oAL
This began to be whispered ; and at my return to town
ihcy had got it in the city ; but not the reason ; whadi
was, that Mr. Secretary^ St. John refused to sit if the
duke was there. Last Sunday the duke was there
again, but did not offer to come to the cabinet, which
<was held without him. I hear the duke was advised by
his friends of tiie other party to take this step. The se-
cretary said to some of his acquaintance, that he would
not sit with a man who had so often betrayed them, dzc
You know the Duchess of Somerset is a great favourite,
and has got the Duchess of Marlborough's key. She b
insinuating, and a woman of intrigue ; and will, I W
lieve, do what ill offices she can to the secretary. They
\rould have hindered her coming in ; but the queen said,
^* if it were so that she could not have what servants she
liked, she did not find how her condition was mended.**
I take the safety of the present ministry to consist in the
agreement of three great men, lord keeper, lord treasu-
rer, and Mr. Secretary ; and so I have often told them
together between jest and earnest, and two of them sepa-
* Sec Journtl to Stella, August 13, 1711. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. Itb
lately, vitli more seriousness. And I think they en-
tirely love one another, as their differences are not of
ireight to break their union. They vary a little about
their notions of a certain general.* I will not say more
at this distance. I do not see well how they can be
without the secretary, who has very great abilities both
for the cabuiet and parliament The tories in the city
axe a little discontented, that no fartlier changes are
made in employments, of which I cannot learn the se-
cret, although I have heard several, and from such who
night tell the true one if they would : one is, that lord
treasurer professes he is at a loss to find persons qualified
for several places: another (which is less believed) that
the queen interposes : a tliird, that it is a trimming dis-
position. I am apt to think that he finds the call for
employments greater than he can answer, if there were
five times as many to dispose of; and I know particu-
larly that he dblikes very much the notion of people,
that every one is to be turned out. The treasurer is
much the greatest minister I ever knew ; i-egular in life^
with a true sense of religion, an excellent scholar, and a
good divine, of a very mild and affable disposition, in<
trepid in his notions, and indefatigable in business, an ut-
ter despiser of money for himself, yet frugal (perhaps to
an extremity) for tlie public. In private company, he
is wholly disengaged, and very facetious, like one who
has no business at all. He never wants a reserve upon
any emergency, which would appear desperate to others ;
and makes little use of those thousand projectors and
schematjsts who arc daily plying him with their visiousy
but to be thoroughly convinced, by the comparison, that
his own notions are the best. I am, my lord, with the
greatest respect.
Your grace^s roost obedient, &c»
* The Duke of MarIbor<nigli. N.
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186 LETTERS TO AND FROM
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
BEVEBEND SIR, StVCrds^ Sifi. 1, 1711.
I HAVE before inc jour^s of the 15th and 2l8t, for
which I return you my hearty thanks. I perceire you
have the votes of our commons here, and I suppose the
address of the lords, that gave occasion to them. I must
let you know that I was very positive against the clause
that provoked them, and kept the house in debate about
it at least an hour, and spoke so often, that I was
asliamed of myself; yet there were but three negatives
to it. I used several arguments against the lords, con-
curring with tlK'ir committee, and foretold all that has
happened upon it. Upon which I was much out of fa-
vour witli the house for some time; and industiy has
lieen used, as I was informed, to persuade my lord duke
that what I did was in opposition to his interest : but
when I had the opportunity to discoui'se his grace last,
he was of another opinion. And in tiiith, my regard to
his grace*s interest was the principal reason of opposing
a clause, that I foresaw nngfit embaixass his business
here.
There happened another affair relating to one Lang-
ton, of whom I formerly gave yon some account. The
commons found him on the establishment for a small pen-
sion ; and having an ill notion of him and his infonna*
tions, they took this occasion to examine liis merits. lo
order to which, they sent up a message to the lords, to
desire leave of Jud«^e Coste, who had taken his exami-
nations, and those of his witnesses, to come down, and iO'
form the committee : and this seemed the more necessa-
ry, because the examinations taken by the council were
bunied : biit the lords refused to let the judge go down.
tw drcMOfl, auH passed a vote to take the r.xamination ol
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the matter into their haods. Thifl» I foresaw, might "^
prove another bone of coDteDtion, and did oppose it, but
with the same success as tlie former. Laugtou pleaded
privilege, as chaplain to the bishop of Ossory, and re^
fused to a[^ar before the commons : on which they
passed the angry resolves 70a will find in their votes.
.The examination of this matter has employed much of
tbe lord's time to very little purpose. My opposing this
made an objection against me by some, that wish
my advice bad been taken. ■
?i The business of the city of Dublin, of which I gave
ymtBn account formerly, embroils us very much. We
teve at the council rejected four mayors and eight she-
jiflii all regularly elected by the city ; some of them the
test citizens in the town, and much in tlie interest of Uie
gBVerament We begin to be sick of it, and I am afraid,
that it may beget ill blood, and come into parliament
here. We have rejected the elected magistrates in foui'
other corporations, which adds to the noise. I own there
were good reasons for rejecting some of them : but I can-
not say the same for Dtibiin. I wish this may not prove
uneasy to us.
There was a motion made at tlie sessions for Uie coun-
ty of Dublin, at Kilmainham, for an address of thanks to
her majesty for sending his grace the Duke of Ormond
to be our chief governor. Nine of the justices, tliat is,
all that wei-e then present, agreed to it, and an address
was ordered to be drawn, which was brought next morn-
ing into couil, and tlien there were above a score, that
aeemed to have come on purpose, and promised, that it
should be rejected by a majonty ; for tliis reason only,
that it would entail a necessity on them to address in fa-
vour of every new lord lieutenant, or disoblige him.
For which reason it was rejected also in my Lord Whar-
ton's time. This no way^ concerns his grace himself:
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but in mj opioiou, ought to lessen the esteem of some
person's maDBgement, that attempt things, which would be
better let alone, where they cannot be can-ied without
opposition.
The bouse of commons seem to have received ill in-
presuons of some. They reckon my lord duke's advi-
ters, as if they were secretly his enemies, and designed
to betray him. They generally see^i persuaded, that
his grace is a sincere honest man, and most in the inte*
rest of the kingdom of any chief governor they can
ever expect ; and that therefore they ought to support
bim to the utmost of their power, and declare, that the
quarrels his enemies raise, shall not hinder them fraai
doing whatever he shall reasonably desure from tliem»
or her majesty's service require; and as an iostance
of their sincerity in this, they have granted funds fiir
two years from Christmas last ; whereas at firet they
intended only two years from the preceding 24th of
June.
I have been preaching a doctrine that seems strange
to some : it is that her majesty, and the mioistxy, will
be inclined to employ such as may be a help and sup-
port to their interest, and not a clog. I mean, that
these subalterns should, by their prudence and dexteri-
ty, be able to remove any misunderstandings that maj
be between the government and the people, and help to
beget in them a good notion of the ministry ; and, by all
means, avoid such things as may embarrass or beget
jealousies ; so that tlie burden or odium may not fall on
tlie minbtry, where any harsh things happen to be done :
that it seems to me to be the duty of those in posts, to
avoid unnecessary disputes, and not to expect that the
ministry will interpose to extricate them, when they,
without necessity, have involved themselves. But some
are of a difiercnt opiniou, and seem to think, that they
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bave no more to do irhen they meet with difficultiies,
perhaps of their own creating, than to call in the minis-
trj, and desire them to decide the matter bj power : a
method that I do not approve, nor has it succeeded well
with former governors here : witness Lord Sydney, and
Lord Wharton, in the case of the convocation.
There really needs but one thing to quiet the people
tf Ireland, and it is to convince them, that there is no
eye to the pretender. Great industry has been, and still
jus used to bugbear them with that fear. I believe it is
over with you ; but it will require time and prudent
methods to quiet the people here, that have been posr
aened for twenty-two years with a continual apprehen-
rfoD, that he is at the door, and that a certain kind of
people designed to bring him in. The circumstances of
Ihia kingdom, from what tliey saw and felt under King
James, make the di-ead of him much greater than it can
. be with you.
As to our convocati' n, a letter came from her majesty
to give us license to act ; but it nowise pleased some
people, and so it was sent back to be modelled to theif
mind, but returned again without alteration. It came
not to us till the day the parliament adjourned. I was
at that time obliged to attend the council, there being a
hearing of the quakers against a bill for recovering
tithes. In my absence they adjourned till the meeting
of the parliament, without so much as voting thanks
or appointing a committee. The tlihigs that displeased
some in the license were, first, that my lonl primate was
not the sole president, so as to appoint whom be pleased
to act in his absence. The second was, the considera-
tion of proper methods to convert the natives, against
which some have set themselves with all their might.
The third is what concerns pluralities^ and residence,
wbidi some have not patience to hear of. The lower
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house seem to have the matter more )it heart ; for they
have appointed committees during the recess, and are
doing something.
I cannot hut admire, that you should be at a loss to
liud what is the matter Trith those, that would neither
allow jou, Ror any one else, to get any thing for the ser-
vice of the church, or the public. It is, with submis"
sion, the silliest query I ever found made by Dr. SwifL
You know there are some, that would assume to them-
selves to be the only churchmen and managers, and caib-
not endure that any thing should be done but by them-
selves, and in their own way; and had rather that all
good things proposed should miscarry, than be thought
to come from other hands than their own : whose buri-
ness is to lessen every body else, and obstruct whatever
is attempted, though of the greatest advantage to church
and state, if it be not from their own party. And yet,
so far as I have hitherto observed, J do not remember
any instance of their proposing, much less prosecuting
irith success, any thing for the public good. They seem
to have a much better hand at obstructing others, and
embarrassing alTairs, than at proposing or prosecuting
any good design.
These seem as uneasy that more alterations are not
made here, as those you mention are with you. The
reason is very plain, they would fain get into employ-
ments, which cannot be without removes; but I have
often observed, that none are more eager for posts, than
buch as are least fit for them. I do not see how a new
parliament would much mend things here ; for there is
little choice of men : perhaps it might be for the worse,
rebus sic stantibus ; though I always thought the honest
part, is to allow the people to speak their sense on the
change of affairs by new representatives. I do not find,
that those that have embarrassed the present, designed a
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new one ; but they ihou^lit the commons so passive,
that they might carry what they pleased, whatever their
design might be. If they prosecute the present mear
flures^ I believe they will make new ones necesBar}%
when there shall be occasion to have a new session.
I pray most heartily for her majesty, and her minis-
ters ; and am inclined to believe, that it is one of the most
difficult parts of their present circumstances, to find
proper instruments to execute their good intentions, not-
withstanding the great crowds that offer themselves;
particularly, my lord treasurer's welfare is at heart with
ail good men ; I am sure, with none more than, rever-
end sir, &c.
WILL. DUBLLS^.
niOM THE SAJVIE.
BEVEREND sin, Stifords, Sqpt 1, 1721.
I GOT a little retirement here, and made use of it, to
write you by the present packet."^ I promised to say
something as to your own afTaii-s ; and the first thing is^
not to neglect yourself on this occasion, but to make use
of the favour and interest you have at present to pro-
cure you some preferment that may be called a seitlc-
nent Years come on, and after a certain age, if a
mau be not in a station that may be a step to a better,
he seldom goes higher. It is with men as with beauties^
if they pass the flower, they grow stale, and lie for ever
Delected. I know you are not ambitious ; but it is
prudence, not ambition, to get into a station, that may
make a man easy, and prevent contempt when he grows
* Thif ifl tbe isiiie date ai that of the preceding. N.
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IP years. Tou certainly may now have an opportuiA-
tj to provide for yourself, and I entreat you not to ne-
glect it.
The second thing that I would desire you to consider
i^ that God has pven you parts and learning, and a
happy turn of mind ; and that you are answerable for
those talents to God : and therefore I advise you, and
believe it to be your duly, to set yourself to some serious
and useful subject in your profession, and to manage it
so, that it may be of use to the world. I am persuaded
that if you will apply yourself this way, you are wdl
able to do it ; and that your knowledge t>f the worlcl
and reading, will enable you to furnish such a piec^
with such uncommon remarks, as will render it both pro*
fitable and agreeable, above most things that pass the
press. Say not, that most subjects in divinity are ex-
hausted ; for if you look into Dr. Wilkins's Heads of
Matters, which you will find in his ** Gift of Preaching,''
you will be surprised to find so many necessary and
useiiil heads, that no authors have meddled with. There
are some common themes, that have employed multitudes
of authors ; but the most curious and difficult are in ft
manner untouched, and a good genius will not fail to
produce semetiog new and surprising on the most trite,
much more on those that others have avoided, merelj
because they were above their parts.
Assure yourself, that your interest, as well as duty,
requires this from you ; and you will find, that it will
answer some objections against you, if you thus show the
world that you have patience and comprehension of
thought, to go through with such a subject of weight
and learning.
Tou will pardon me this freedom, which I assure yoa
proceeds from a sincere kindness, and true value that I
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ive for you. i will add do more, but 1x17 hearty
ray era for you. I am, Dr. Swift,
Your's,
WILL. DUBLIN.
DR. FRANCIS ATTERBURY, DEAN OF
CHRIST CHURCH.
8IB, Sqd. 1, 1711.
1 coNGRATULATs With the College, the univers^lty,
id the kingdom, and condole with myself, upon your
5W dignity.* The virtue I would affect by putting
y own interests out of the case has failed me in this
Acture. I only consider that I sliall want your con-
srsation, your friendship, your protection, and your
K>d oiHces, when I can least spare tlicm.f I would
* The Deanery of Christ Church, to whieb Dr. Attcrbiiry was-
omoted from that of Carlisle. N.
f As the inlimacy between these two great men had not then been-
l<Hi£ standing, it may be amusing to trace its rise and progress-
bout four montlis before the date of tliis letter. Swift had takea
doings at Chelsea. " I got here," says he, *• with Patrick and my
fftmantua, for sixpence, and pay six shillings a week for one nlly
om, witl) confounded coarse sheets. I lodge just over against Dr.
tterbury's house : and yet perhaps I shall not like the place tlie
itter for that." Journal to Stella, April 26, 1711. "Mr. Harley
;cu8ed his coming and Attcrbury was not there [at the Westministec
liner; J and I cared not for tlie rest.*' May 1. ** I have just nov
compliment from Dean Atterbury^s lady, to command the garden
id library, and whatever tlie bouse affords ; but the dean is in town
Itli his convocation." Ibid.—** I sent over to Mrs. Atterbury, to
tow whether I might wait on her, but she is gone a visiting ; we
ive exchanged some compliments; but I have not seen her yet.**
Lay 2. — ** 1 did not go to town to-day, it was so terrible rainy; nos.
ivel.slirred out of my room till eight this evening; when I crossed!
e way, to see Mrs. Atterbury, and thank her for her civilities*
M would, needs kad me some veal and small beer and ale to-day at
1 2.
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have come among the crowd of those who make
compliments on this occasion, if I could have brou]
dlnoer.** May 3.—" Dr. Frelnd came this morning to visit .
bury*! ladj and children, as physician ; and persuaded me to
town in his chariot.*' May 9.—*' Since 1 came home, 1 hav«
sitting with the prolocutor Dean Atterbury, who u my neig
over the waj, but generally keeps in town with his convoca
May 14.—** I dined with Mr. Prior to-day at his house, with
Atterbury and others.*' May 16.-*'* I sat with Dean Atterfau
one o'clock, after I came home.*' May 18. — ** I stayed at hoi
five o'clock, and dined with Dean Atterbury ; then went by wi
Mr. Harley's, where the Saturday's club was met" May
** This is the first wet walk I have had in a month's time that I
here; however, I got to bed, after a short visit to Atterbury.**
21. — **^ My lord (Oxford) set me down at a cofte-house, wi
waited for the Dean of Carlisle's chariot to bring me to CheUe
it has rained prodigiously all this afternoon. The dean did no'
himself, but sent me his chariot; which has cost me two shilli
the coachman ; and so I am got home ; and Lord knows what
come of Patrick !*' May 25.—" It was bloody hot walking tc
and I was so lasy I dined where my new gown was, at Mra
homrigh's, and came back like a fool, and the Dean of Carlii
Bitten with me till eleven." May 28.—" I am proposing to m;
to erect a society or academy for correcting and settling on
guage ; that we may not perpetually be changing as we do. 1
ters mightily into it ; so does the Dean of Carlisle." June 28.-
Gastrell and I dined by invitation with the Dean of Carlisle."
23.—*' They still keep my neighbour Atterbury in suspense abo
Deanery of Christ Church, which has been above six months n
and he is heartily angry.** June 26.—" This is the last nigh
at Chelsea; and I got home early, and sat two hours with thi
and ate victuals, having had a very scurvy dinner.'* July 4. — *
day I left Chelsea for good.** July 5.—" I walked to Chelae
was there by nine this morning ; and the Dean of Carlisle
crossed the water to Battersea, and went in his chariot to Greei
where we dined at Dr. Ga8trell*8, and passed the afternoon at '.
ham, at the Dean of Canterbury*s ; and there I saw MoU
hope, who is grown monstrously tall, but not so handsome as f
ly. It is the first little rambling journey I have bad this si
about London ; and they are the agreeablest pastimes one can
in a friend's coach and good company.** July 14.—" Dean A
ry sent tci me, to dine with him at Chelsea ; I refbsed his coac
walked ; and am come back by seven.** July 19.—" The D
Qi^Xllitcmwithmett-day tin three.*' Aog. 21.— " I walked
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cheerful countenance with me. I am fall of envy. It
IB too much, in so bad an age, for a person so inclined,
and so able to do good, to have so great a scene of
diowing his inclinations and abilities.
If great ministers take up this exploded custom of re-
warding merit, I must retire to Ireland, and wait for
better times. The college and you ought to pray for
another change at court, otherwise I can easily foretell
that their joy and your quiet will be short. Let me
advise you to place your books in moveable cases : lay
In no great stock of wine, nor make any great alterations
in your lodgings at Christ Churcli, unless you are sure
they are such as your successor will approve and pay
for. I am afraid the poor college little thinks of this,
'' Qui nunc te fiuntur credulus auredJ*^
I am going to Windsor with Mr. Secretary ;* and
hope to wait on you either at Bridewellf or Chelsea.^
to Chelsea, and dined with the Dean of Carlisle, who is laid up with
the gout It is now fixed, that he is to be Dean of Christ Church in
Oxford. I was advising him to use his interest to prevent any inison-
derstanding between our ministers; but he is too wise to meddle
though he fears the thing and the consequences as much as I. He
will get into his own quiet deanery, and leave them to themselves ;
and he is in the right" Aug. 28.—*' To night at six, Dr. Atterbury,
and Prior, and I, and Dr. Freind, met at Dr. Freind*s house at West-
Buniter, who is master of the school : there we sat till one, and were
good enough company. Feb. 1, 17]1-12.— ** I visited the secretary,
and then walked to Chelsea, to dine with the Dean of Christ Church,
who was engaged to Lord Orrery, with some other Christ Church
men. He made me go with him, whether I would or no ; for
they have this long time admitted me a Christ Church man.** March
13, 1712.—** I walked this morning to Chelsea, to see Dr. Attcrbury,
Dean of Christ Church ; 1 had businefis with him, about entering Mr.
Fitxmaurice, Lord Kerry*6 son, into his college.** Feb. 24, r7i2-19'.
N.
* Mr. St. John. See in the Journal to Stella, Sept. 1, 1711, a par^
ticular account of Swift*8 manner of passing that day. N.
f Where Dr. Atterbury resided as preacher. N.
i See Mr. Lyson^s Environs of London, vol. ii. p. I33L K.
1 3
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I am, villi great respect, and esteem, sir, your most ohe-
dieot and most obliged kumble servant,
J. SWIFT.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
Mt LORD, Windsor Castle^ October 1, 1711.
I HAD the honour of a long letter from your grace
about a mouth ago, which I forcbore acknowledging
sooner, because I have beeu ever since perpetually
tossed between this and London, and pai'tly because
there had nothing happened tliat might make a letter
worthy the perusal. It is the opinion of some great
persons here, that the words which the house of com-
mons took amiss in your address, might very well bear
SMI application that concerned only my Lord Wharton.
T find they arc against my opinion, tliat a new parlia*
nient should have been called ,' but all agree it must now
be dissolved : but, in short, we are so extremely busy
here, that nothing of Ireland is talked on above a day
or two ; that of the city election I have oftenest heard
of; and the proceeding of your court in it, it is thought,
might have been wiser. I find your grace seems to b&
of my opinion, and so I told my lord treasurer. I thiuk
your Kllmainliam project of an address was a very fool-
ish one, and that for the reason of those 'ji'ho were against
it. I hope Ireland will soon be equally convinced with
us here, that, if the pretender be in any body's thoughti^
it is of tiiose they least dream, and who now are in do
condition of doing mischief to any but themselves. As
for your convocation, I believe every thing there will
terminate In good wishes. You can do nothing now»
and will not meet again these two years i and then, I nip^
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pose, only to give moQej, and away. There should,
methiaka, id the interval, be some proposals considered
and a«Teed upon by the bishops and principal men of
the clergy^ to have all ready against the next meeting;
«nd even that I despair of, for a thousand reasons too
tedious to mention.
My admiring at the odd proceedings of tliose among
the bishops and clergy who are angiy with me for getting
their first-fruits, was but a form of speech. I cannot
ahcerely wonder at any proceedings in numbers of meu,
«Bd especially (I must venture to say so) in Ireland.
Heantime, it is a good jest fo hear my lord treasurer
saying often, before a deal of company, " that it was I
ihat got tlie clergy of Ireland their first-fruits ;*' and
generally with Uiis addition, ** that it was before the
Duke of Ormoud was declared lord lieutenant." His
lordship has- long designed an answer to the letter he re-
ceived from the bishops ; he has told me ten times, ** he
would do it to-morrow.^' He goes to London this day»
but I continue here for a week. I shall refresh his me-
nory, and engage my Lord Harley, his son, to do so too.
I suppose your grace cannot but hear In general of
some steps that are making toward a peace. There came
out some time ago an account of Mr. Prior's journey
to France, pretended to be a translation ; it is a pure in-
Tentioii, from the beginning to the end. I will let your
grace into the scci-et of it. The clamours of a party
against any peace without Spain, and railing at the
Bioistry, as if they desigived to ruin us, occasioned that
production, out of indignity and contempt, by way of
furnishing fools with something to talk of; and it has
had a ver^ great effect. Mean time, your grace may
count that a peace is going forward very fast. Mr.
Prior was actually in France ; and there are now two
BiDisters from that court in London, which you may bfi
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pretty sure o( if yaa believe what I tell jrou, that I
supped with them mjself in the house where I am now
writing, Saturday last; neither do I find it to be a very
great secret; for there were two gentlemen more with us
beside the inviter. However, I deare your grace to
aaj nothing of it, because it may look like lightness in
Die to tell it : Mr. Prior was with us too, but what their
names are I cannot tell ; for I believe those they passed
by when I was there are not their real ones. All mat-
ters are agreed between France and us^ and very much
to the advantage and honour of England ; but I believe^
DO farther steps will be taken without giving notice to
the allies. I do not tell you one syllable, as coming from
any great minister ; and therefore I do not betray them*
But, there are other ways of picking out things in a
court : however, I must desire you will not discover
any of these little particulars, nor cite me upon any
account at all ; for, great men may think I tell things
firom them, although I have them from other hands; in
which last case only, I venture to repeat them to one
I can confide in, and one at so great a distance as your
grace.
I humbly thank your grace for the good opinion you
are pleased to have of roe ; and for your advice, which
seems to be wholly grounded on it. As to the first,
which relates to my fortune, I ^halJ never be able lo
make myself believed bow indifferent I am about it,
I sometimes have the pleasure of making that of othen;
and I fear it is too great a pleasure to be a virtue, at
least in me. Perhaps in Ireland, I may not be able to
prevent contempt any other way than by making my
fortune ; but then it is my comfort, that contempt in
Ireland will be no sort of mortification to me. When I
was last in Ireland, I was above half the time retired to
one scurvy acre of ground ; and I always left it with
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regret. I am as well received and kDowo at court, as
perhaps any man ever was of raj level ; I have formerly
been the like. I left it then, and will perhaps leave it
DOW (when thej please to let me) without any concern,
but what a few months will remove. It is my maxim
to leave ^at ministers to do as they please ; and if I
cannot distinguish myself enough by being useful in
such a way as becomes a man of conscience and honour,
I can do no more ; for I never will solicit for myself
ahhougfa I often do Ux others.
• The other part of your grace's advice, to be some
way useful to the church and the public by any talent
yoa are pleased to think I possess, is the only thing for
which I should desire some settlement that would make
ne full master of my time. I have often thought of
some subjects, wherein I believe I might succeed : but,
my lord, to ask a man floating at sea what he designed
to do when he goes on shore, is too hasty a question : let
Idm get there fii-st, and rest and dry himself, and then
look about him. I have been pretty well known to
aereral great men in my life ; and it was their duty, if
they thought I might have been of use, to put me into a
capacity for it ; but I never yet knew one great man in
my life, who was not every day swayed by other mo-
tives in distributing his favours, whatever resolutions he
had pretended to make to the contrary. I was saying
a thing the other day to my lord keeper, which he ap-
proved of, and which I believe may be the reason of
this : it was, ^ that persons of transcendent merit forced
tbeur way ia spite of all obstacles ; but those whose merit
was of a second, third, or fourth rate, were seldom able
to do any thing, because the knaves and dunces of the
world had all the impudence, assiduity, flattery, and
servile compliance divided among them, which kept
them perpetually io the way, and engaged every body
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to be their solicitors." I was askiog a great mioister, a-
month ago, " how he could possibly happen to pick out
a certain person to employ in a commission of discover*
log abuses, who was the most notorious for the constant
practice of the greatest abuses in that very kind, and
was very well known not to be at all reformed ?" He
said, ^* he knew all this ; but what would I have him to
do?" I answered, ^' send any one of your footmen, and
command him to choose out the first likely genteel fellow
he sees in the streets ; for such a one might possibly be
honest, but he was sure the other was not, and yet they
have employed him."
I promise your grace that this shall be the last sally
I shall ever make to a court, and that I will return as
soon as I can have leave. I have no great pleasure in-
my present manner of living, often involved in things
that perplex me very much, and which try my patience
to the utmost ; teased every day by solicitors, who have
so little sense as to think I have either ci-edit or inclina-
tion to be theirs, although they see I am able to get no*
thing for myself. But I find I am giown very tedious,,
and therefore conclude, with the greatest respect, my
]ord,4&c*
FROM ARCHBISHOP KING.
RBTKREND SIR, DuhUu, Oct. 27, 1 7 ] 1.
I HAVE before me your's of the first instant, but have
been so employed witli attending parliament, convoctu
tion, and privy council, that I could neither compose my
thoughts to write, nor find time. Besides, our business
is all in a hurry ; and I may say in fine, that things ad-
-mit of no perfect account.. On Wednesday the com
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bill, which the commoDS seemed to value most, was
thrown out ; because it reserved a poweif to the lord
lieuteoaDt and council here, to prohibit or permit the
traasportatioD of grain at any time. There was a de-
slgn to fall on the privy council upon this occa^on ; but
gentlemen would not come into it ; which showed they
had some wit in their anger. And I am stDI of opiaioD,
that, with tolerable good management, this would have
been as quiet a session as has been in Ireland : but tlie
Dublin business, the address of the lords, Langton^s af-
fedr,* and now Higgin's,f have exasperated the commons
to such a height, that will, as you observe, make this
parliament to be impracticable any longer. It is true«
the lords' address might have been interpreted to aim at
Lord Wharton, and was partly so intended : but it was
ill expressed to bear that sense ; and besides, what did
it signify for us to show our resentment, when it could
only provoke a gieat man to revenge, and could not
reach him ?
As to the first-fruits, and twentieth parts, no body
here dare say, that any body, beside the Duke of 0]>
mond, procured them, but his grace himself; who, for
aught I can learn, never assumed, either publicly or
privately, any such merit to himself: and yet, I confess^
it is not amiss, that it should be thought he did those
things. For he could not think of governing the Ung-
* DomiBie hangtan, clerk, formerly a friar, had aecased Lewis
Mean, £gq. and other protectant j^entlemeD of the coiintjr af Weit
Meatfa, of enti^rlug into an atsociaiion against the queen and her mi-
pifltry; upon which the house of commons in Ireland, on the sixth of
Angusty 1711, voted teveral strong refolutions against the said Lang,
ton, declaring his charge against Mr. Moars, &c. to he false, ground*
less, and malicious ; and resolved, that an address siioiild be present-
ed to the lord lieutenant, the Duke of Ormond, to defiire, that hec
oajeity would order the said Langton to be itraek off the establiA*
■WDt of Ireland. B.
t Se^ befiuv, Dee. 16, 1710. N.
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dom, if it be oot believed, that he has great interest at
court ; and if that did oot appear by some favours of
momeut obtained for the kingdom, none would suppose
it. He is truly a modest, generous, and honest man ;
and assure joturself, that whatever disturbance he has
met with, proceeds from his sticking too close to his
friends. It is a pity, such a fault should hurt a man. I
send you, enclosed, the papers tliat relate to Mr. Hig-
gins. Lord Santry was heard against him, before the
lord lieutenant and council, October 27 : he was allov-
ed only to prove the articles in his petition, that are
marked with P, and he seemed to prove them pretty
fully ; but Mr. Higgins not having yet made his defence,
I can give no judgment. By tlie testimony of the lower
house of convocation, in his favour, you will see how
heartily they es|)ouse him. And surely both pains and
art have been used to sci-eeu him : with what efiect you
shall hear when the matter is concluded. I wish every
good man may meet with as good and as fast friends aa
be has done. I send you likewise the votes, that kept
the commons in debate, from eleven in the morning till
seven at night. The question was carried in the nega-
tive, by two accidents : the going out of one member, by
chance, to speak to somebody at the putting the ques-
tion ; and the coming in of another, in his boots, at the
very minute. If either had not happened, it had gone
tlie other way. The personal affection to the Duke at
Ormond divided the house. If they could have sepa-
rated him from some others, the majority had been great.
You may eanly, from this^ see what way the bent of the
kingdom goes; and that garbling corporations no way
please them.
We have several printed accounts of preliminaries of
the peace; but I believe them all amusements; for, I
imagine none of the common scribblers know any thing
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of them at all. I praj God llie} m«y be such as may se-
cure us from a oew war ; though, I believe the death of
the emperor makes a lastiog peace much more difficult
than before. That depends on a balance, and to that
three things seem so necessarj, that any two may stop
the third ; but now all is reduced to two. I reckon, as
soon as the peace is settled, the dauphin will be taken
out of the way, and then France and Spain will fall into
one hand : a surmise I have had in mind even since
Philip got Spain ; and I was of opinion, that if we could
have been secured against this accident, there had been
no need of a war at all.
A% to the convocation, I told you formerly how we
lost all the time of a recess, by a precipitate adjournment
made by five bishops, when the archbishop of Tuam,
and as many of us as were of the privy council, were
absent, attending at the board, upon a hearing of the
quakers against Uie bill for recovery of tithes. Since
the meeting of the parliament, after the recess, we have
attended pretty closely, have drawn up and agreed to
six or seven canons, and have drawn up a representa-
tion of the state of religion, as to infidelity, heresy, im-
piety, and poperj. We have gone through likewisf^
and agreed to, a great part of this ; but 1 doubt we shall
not be able to finish it. We have also before us the
consideration of residence, and the meacs of converting
papists. This last sent up from the lower house. But
I reckon it not possible to finish these things this session.
I need not tell you, that my lord primate's indisposition
is a great clog to despatch ; but he is resolved none else
shall have the chair. So we dispense with many things^
that otherwise I believe we should not. We had only
two church bills this time ; one for unions, which was
ttrowD out in our house; and another for recovery of
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tithes, which I uoderetand will be tliiown out by the
oommoDs. Our session draws near an end, and eveiy
kody is tired of it.
WILL. DUBLIir.
FROM THE SAME.
OcL 3i, 1711.
To day we had another hearing at council, concern*
iDg Mr. HiggiDs's business. Some of his witnesses were
examined. So far as we have yet heard, it does not
appear to me, that they have cleared him of tampeiinf
with witnesses, shifting recognizances, or compoundiog
felonies ; but, it is said, these things are common in the
Gountrj ; and perhaps that will save him. And I know
not how far his other witnesses, that are yet to be ex-
amined, may clear him. The hcaiing lasted above three
hours. I was un grilling to make this packet too laige,
so I have eDcIosed the other prints in another. I want
some affidavits of gentlemen, in which they depose Mr.
Higgins's case to contain many falsehoods.
I am, &c
WILL. DUBLIN.
FROM THE SAME,
llEVEREND SIB, DuhUfi^ NdfO. 1, 171L
I HAVE considered that part of your letter that re-
lates to your own concerns. I find you, in earnest, very
tDdifferent as to making your fortune; but you ought
DOCTOR SWIFT. &0d
aot to be 80, for a weighty reason you insiouate your-
self, that you cannot, without a settlement, be master of
your time id such manner, as to apply yourself to do
something that may be useful to tlie church. I know it
18 not in your power to do it when you please; but yet
something may be done toward it Get but a letter to
the goyemment, from my lord treasurer, for the first
good preferment ; and you will, at the same time, fill it
with a good man, and perhaps preyent a bad one from
getting into it. Sure there is no immodesty in getting
such a recommendation. Consider that years grow up-
on you; and, after fifty, both body and mind decay. I
kave several things on the anvil, and near finished, that
perhaps might be useful, if published : but the continual
ftYOcation by budness, the impositions on me by imperti-
■ent visits, and the uneasiness of writing, which grows
nore intolerable to me every day, I doubt, will prevent
ny going any farther. Therefore lose no time ; qui non
est hodie^ eras mnus aptus erit, I am sure, you are able
to do good service ; and give me leave to be importu-
nate with you to go about it. Caesar wrote his Com-
iaentaries under the hurry and fatigues of a general; and
perhaps a man's spirit is never more awakeoed, nor his
thoughts better, than in the intervals of a hurry of busi-
ness. Read Erasmus's life, and you'll find it ^bs almost
a continual journey. You see how malicious some are
toward you, in printing a parcel of trifles, falsely, as
your works. This makes it necessary that you should
shame those varlets, by something that may enlighten the
world, which, I am sure your genius will reach, if you
^t yourself to it. If I had the honour to have any cor-
respondence with my lord treasurer, I would certainly
complain of you to him, and get his lordship to join in
tbb request, which, I persuade myself, he would readily
do, if put in mind. I do not in the least fear that you
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%Ti1l be angiy with mh for this, since you caDnot saspect
my rincerity and kindness in it: and though I shall be
aDg;ry vitli you, if you neglect yourself and interest, yet
it shall go no farther, than to be a trouble to myself, but
no abatement of the real (neiidship of
Tour's, &C.
WILL. DUBLIN.
FROM THE SAME.
SEVEREND SIR, DuhliH, NOU. 10, 17] 1.
Perhaps it will not be ungrateful to you, to know
our session of parliament ended on Friday last. We
threw out in the house of lords, two bills ; that against
fines in the city of Dublin, and about quit-rents ; and
voted an address, in opposition to the commons* address,
about revolution principles. «We likewise burned Mr.
Stoughton^s sermon,* preached at Christ Church on the
30 ih of January, some years ago. The house were
pleased to vote me tlianks for prosecuting him, which,
you may remember, I did in a difTicult time, notwith-
standing the opposition I had fi-om the government, and
his protection by Lord Ikerin, whicli he pleaded ia
court : and }'et I followed him so close, that I forced
him out of his living. After this, we burned Mr.
Boysc's book of A Scriptural Bishop ;f and some Ob-
« Sec before, Feb. 10, 1708-0; March 20, 1700. N.
f It was printed in 4to. at Dublin, under the title of, " The Office
of a Christian Bishoi) described, and recommended from 1 Tim. rh.
iii. ver. 1 ; an ordination sermon. >Vith an appendix to it, and a
postscript, containing an apology for the publication of it.** The ap-
pendix and postscript were added to the second edition of the Sei*mon.
The. author was an eniinrnt dissenting rcinistrr at Diib!in. B.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 2^7
vervaton.* Our addresB was brou^t in yesterday ; ia
which sure ire are even with the commons. I forgot to
tell you, we agreed to another address against dissenting
ministers, and their twelve hundred poundsf per tmmmu
The commons made an address to my lord lieutenant, in
-which they bring- him in for revolution principles.
^* The Memorial of the Church of England"^ was re-
printed here, and dedicated to my lord lieutenant. This
was bi-ought into the liouse of commons, and I doubt,
would not have escaped, if the usher of the black rod had
not called them up to the prorogation. Langton^s busi-
ness came likewise into the house of lords, and when the
house was full of ladies, an olTer was made to receive
the report of the committee, which contained many
sheets of paper. A great debate happened upon it ; but
at last it was waved, and ordeied to be laid before the
lord lieutenant.
In short, we parted in very ill humour; and I appre-
hend that the minds of the gciiiTality arc not easy.
My lord Duke of Ormond, so far as I could take it,
made a very modest and healing speecii ; and his grace
* Papers published under that title, by JobnTutchin, Esq. who had
been severely Rcntenced by I^rd Cliief Justice Jeffreys, in King
Jamrs the second's reign. He wa<, at last, attacked in the night, for
eome oflToncc whlcii he h:id given by his writings, and died in cousc-
queocc or the violence used toward him. Dr. JSwift, in his Examiner, -
rfo. 15, Nov. 16,1710, speaks of this writer, and of Daniel de Foe, au-
thor of " The Review of the State of the British Nation,** as '' Tiro
stupid illiterate scribbleni, both of tlicm fanatics by profession.** B*
f This address was agreed to upon Nov 9, 1711. The twelve hun-
dred pounds per annum was originally a bounty to those ministers
from King Charles tiie second, confirmed by King William, and con-
tiuned by Uueen Anne. B.
; Published at first in 1705, 4to. under this title, *' The Memorial
«f the Church of England, humbly offered to the consideration of all
true lx)ver8 of our Church and Constitution.'* — 'J'his libel, upon its
first publication, having been pre%nted as such by the grand jury of
London and Middlesex, Aug. 31, 1705, wis burnt by the common
hnngmnn. B.
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teemed, iu it, to be altogether disinterested in parties.
All these you have in public ; and if 70U think it
vorth while, I will take care to send them as they are
piiated.
As to our convocation, those who had loitered and
done nothing before last week, pressed on the representa-
tion of the state of religion, as to infidelity, heresy, im-
piety, and popery ; it will in some time, be printed. ,1
had many reasons, but insisted only on two; first, its
imputing all vices to us, as if we were the worst of peo^
pie in the world; not allowing any good among uSi
Secondly, not assigning it a cause of tlie natives coih
iinuifig papists, tliat no care was ever taken to preach te
them in their own language, or translating the service
into Irish. You will find the matter in Heylin's Re-
formation, 2d Eliz. 1560, p. 128. I was forced to use
art to procure this protest to be admitted, without which
they would not have allowed me to offer reasons^ as I
had cause to believe.
Both the parliament and convocation have been so
ordered, as to make us appear the worst people in the
world, disloyal to lier majesty, andeuemics to the church;
and I suspect, with a design to make us appear unwor-
thy to have any couutenauce or preferment in Our na-
tive country. When the representation is printed, I
will, if you think it worth your while, send you my pro-
test We agreed likewise in some canons of no great
moment, and sonic forms of prayer, and forms of receiv-
ing papists, and sectaries; which, I think, are too strait.
I brought iu a paper about residence ; but here was no
time to consider it, nor that which related to the means
of converting papists. I did not perceive any zeal that
way. A great part of our representation relates to sec-
taries ; and many things, in the whole, seem to me noi
defensible. I told you before, how we lost six weekf,
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during the adjouromeot of the parliament; and since it
sat, ire couid only meet in the afternoon, and I was fre«
queutlj in council ; so that I was neither present when
it was brought into the house, when it passed for the
most part, or was sent down in parcels, in foul rased pa-
pers, that I obald not well read, if I had an opportuni-
ty ; and never heard it read through before it past.
I believe most are agreed, that if mj advice had been
taken, this would have l>een the peaceablest session that
ever was in Ireland ;. whereas it has been one of the most
bdsterous. I believe it was his grace the Duke of Or-
nond's interest to have it quiet ; but then the managers'
coDduct has showed themselves to be necessary. I have
wearied myself with this scroll, and perhaps you will be
so likewise. I am, &c.
WILL. DUBLIN.
PROM MR. SECRETARY ST. JOHN.
Hkmptan Courts Nov, 16, 1711.
I RSTURN you the sheet,* which is, I think, very cor-
rect Sunday morning I hope to see you. I am sin^
cerely your hearty friend and obedient servant,
H. ST. JOHN.
I have a vile story to tell you of the moral philoso-
pher Steele.
' • Probablj of '* Tbe Conduct of the Allies," which was published
Nov. 27, 1711. B.
VOL. XT.
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FROM THE SAME.
UiUR DOCTOR, Nop, 17, 1711.
I A8K pardon for my mistake,* and I send you the
right paper. I am, in gSckneiB and in health, ever jour
faithful friend, aqd obedient servant,
a ST. JOHN.
^ FROM MRS. LONG.t
Nov. 18, 1711.
If you irill again allow me the pleasure of hearing
from you, without murmuring, I will let you enjoy that
of laughing at me for any foolish word I mbapply; for
I know you are too reasonable to expect me to be nice-
ly right in the matter; but then when you take a fancy
to be angiy, pray let me know it quietly, that I may'
clear my meanings, which are always far from offending
niy friends, however unhappy I may be in my expres-
sions. Could I expect you to remember any part of my
letters so long ago, I would ask you, that you should
know where to find me when you had a mind to it : l^ut
I suppose you were in a romantic strain, and designed
to have surprised me talking to myself in a wood, or by
the sea. . Forgive the dullness of my apprehension, and
if telling you that I am at Lynnc will not do, I will
print it, however inconvenient it may yet be to me ; for
I am not the better for the old lady's death, but am put
in hopes of being easy at Christmas ; however, I shall still
continue to be Mrs. Smyth, near St. Nicholas's church,
* AUudlog to the preceding letter. N.
f Thus indorsed by the doctor; " Poor Mr:. Long's last letter,
Hf ritten five weeks before she died." U. S.
©OCTOR SWIFT. 211
in the town aforesaid ; so much for mj affairs. Now as
to my health, that' iras much out of order last summer ;
iny distemper was a dropsy or asthma (you know what
I mean, but I caouot spell it right) or both, lazy distem-
peiSy which I was too lazy to molest while they would
let nae sit in quiet ; but #heD they grew so unreasouable
as not to let me do that, I applied myself to Dr. loglis,
by whose advice I am now welt enough. To give you
the best account I can of this place, the ladies will make
any returns, if one may believe what they say of one'
another; the men I know little of, for I am here, what
you have often upbraided me with, a prude in every
thing but censuring my neighbours. A couple of di-
vines, two aldermen, and a custom-house ofKeer, are all'
my men acquaintance ; the gay part of the town I know
nothing of, and although for the honour of ^ the place I
will suppose there are good poets, yet that. I never in-
quired after. I have a shelf pretty well filled at home,
but want a Miscellany Mr. Steele put out last year;
Miss Hessy promised it me, but has forgot it ; I fancy .
you have interest enough with him to get it for me. I
wish too at your leisure you would make a pedigree for
me; the people here want sadly to know what I am; I
pretend to no more than being of George Smyth's fami-
ly of Nitly, but do not talk much of it for fear of be-
traying myself; so they fancy some mystery to be in the
matter, and would give their rivals place to be satisfied.
At first they thought I came hither to make my fortune,
by catching up some of their youjig fellows ; but having
avoided that sort of company, I am still a riddle they
know not what to make of. Many of them seem to
love me well enough ; for I hear all they say of one
another withouX making nriischief among tliem, and give
them tea and coiTee when I have it, which are the greatest
charms I can boast of : the fine lady I have left to Mdl
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212 LETTERS TO AND FHOM
(who I suppose was at the Bath) or any other that will
take it up ; for I am grown a good housewife ; I can pot
and pickle, sir, and handle a needle very prettily ^ see
Miss Hessy^ scarf, I think that is improTing mightily.
If Miss Hessy keeps company with the eldest Hattoo,
and U still a politician, she is not the gurl I took her for ;
but to me she seems melancholy. Sure Mr. St John Is
not so altered but he will make returns; but how can I
pretend to judge of any thing, when my poor cousin is
taken for ao hermaphrodite ? a thing I as littie suspect-
ed her for as railing at any body ; I know so little cause
for it, that I must be silent I hear but little of what
is done in Uie world, but should be glad the ministry did
themselves the justice to distinguish men of merit : may
I wish you joy of any preferment ? I shall do it hear-
tily : but if you have got nothing, I am busy to as much
purpose as you, although my employments are next to
picking straws. Oh, but you are acquainted with my
Lord Fitzharding, for which I rejoice with you, and am
your most obedient servant,
ANNE LONG.
MR. SHOWER* TO THE LORD HIGH-
TREASURER, OXFORD.
HT LORD, Landmiy Dec. 20, 1711.
Though there be little reason to expect your lord-
iihip should interpose in favour of the dissenters, who
* An eminent disienting minister. He was born at Exeter in 1657,
and officiated in tlie Old Jewry. He died June 28, 1715, after having
published a great number of Sermons and otiier religious treatises,
which are enumerated in the lafe prefixed to bis Funeral Sermon, by
Vt. Tong. Sir Bartholomew Shower was his brother. B.
BOCTOR SWIFT. 213 f
/-^
^aye been so shamefiilTy abaodoned, sold, and sacrifi*
ced by; their professed friends; the attempt is however so
^lorloiu, in all its views, tendencies, and prospects, that,
if it be not too . late, I would most humbly beg your
lordship not to be immoveable as to that matter. The
fatal consequences of that bill cannot be expressed : I
dread to think of some of them ; and shall as much re*
joice with many thousands, if you may be instrumen-
tal to prevent it. May Heaven direct you in this,
and all your great affairs for the public good of your
country!
I am, my honoured lord.
Tour most obedient servant,
JOHN SHOWER.
LORD OXFORD?S ANSWER TO MR.
SHOWER.*.
«
REVEREND SIR, • DcC. 21, 1711.
Had not a very painful distemper conQued roe, I had
desired the favour of seeing you some time since ; and
I should have spoken very plainly to you, as I shall
whenever I see you. I have long foretold, that the dis-
senters must be saved whether they will or not ; they
resist even restraining grace ; «ud would almost con-
vince me, that the notion of man's being a mechanism is
true in every part. To see men moved as puppets, with
rage for their interest, with envy acting against their
• The ansver was written by Dr. Swift, as appears not only from
his handwriting, but particularly from a correction in the original
draught It appears also, by the Journal to Stella, that another an-
swer hacf been written by the Earl of Oxford, *^ which his frieftds
wfNild Bot let bioi send, but was a very good one.** 9.
214 LETTERS TO AND FROM
own iiitei-est, haviog meu^s persons io adniiratioo : lot
only tbose of their own body, who certainly are the first
vho pretended to consummate wisdom and deep policyi
yet have shown that they knew not the common affairs
of this nation, but are dwellers in thick clay. Thej
are epicureans in act, puritans in profession, politiciaiia
in conceit, and a prey and laughingstock to tlie deists
and synagogue of the libertines, in whom thej have trust-
ed, and to i\ho6e infallibility they have sold themselves
and their congregations. All thej have done, or caa
do, shall never make me their enemy. I pitj poor de^
luded creatures^ that have for seventeen years been act-
ing against all their principles, and the liberty of this na-
tion, without leaving so much salt as to keep the bod j
of them sweet : for there has not been one good bill, dur>
ing that term of year?, which they have not opposed in
the house of commons : contrary to the practice of those
very few dissenters which were in the parliament in
King Charles tKe Second^s time, who therebj united
themselves to the 6duntry gentlemen, the advantage of
which they found for many yearslifler. But now they
have listed themselves with those, who had first denied
our Saviour, and now have sold them.
I have written this only to show you, that I am ready
to do every thing that is practicable, to save people who
are bargained for by their leaders, and given up by their
ministers ; I say, their mimsters ; because it is averred
and represented, that the dissenting ministers have been
consulted, and are consenting to this bill. By what lies
and arts they are brought to this, I do not care to men-
tion ; but, as to myself the engineers of this bill thought
they had obtained a great advantage against me, find-
ing I had stopped it iu the house of commons, they
thought to bring me to a fatal dilemma, whether it did
or did not pass. This wotild have no influence with me ;
DOCTOR SWIFT. 215
for I will act what I think to be right, let there be the
vorst enemies in the world of one side or other. I guess^
hj, your letter, that you do not know that the bill yester-
day passed both houses, the lords having agreed to the
aroendmeDtB made by the commons ; so that there u no
room to do any thing upon that head.
What remains is, to desire that the dissenters may
seriously think from whence they are fallen, and do their
first works — and recover their reputation of sobriety, in-
tegrity, and lore of thehr country, which is the sincere
mid hearty prayer of,
Reverend sir,
your most faithful and
most humble servant,
OXFORD.
ON MRS. LONG'S DEATH.*
SIR, London, Dec. 26, 1 71 1.
That you may not be surprised with a letter utterly
unknown to you, I will tell you the occasion of it. The
lady who lived near two years in your neighbourhood,
and whom you was so kind to visit under the name of
Mrs. Smyth, was Mrs. Anne Long, sister to Sir James
Long, and niece of Col. Strangeways : she was of as
good a private family as most in England, and had every
valuable quality of body and mind that could make a
lady loved and esteemed. Accordingly, she was always
valued here above roost of her sex, and by most distin-
guished persons. But, by the unkindness of her friends
and the . generosity of her own nature, and depending
* See the Decree for concluding the treaty between Dr. Swift and
Mrfi. Long, in 1709, in vol. IV. N.
216 LETTERS TO AND FROM
upon the death of a very old graodmother, which did
not happen till it was too late, contracted some debts
that made her uneasy here, and in order to clear them
vas content to retire unknown to yomr town, where I
jfear her death lias been hastened by melancholy, and
perhaps the want of such assistance as slie might have
found here. I thought fit to signify this to you, partly
to let you know how valuable a person you have lost,
but chiefly to desire that you will please to bury her in
seme part of your church near a wall where a plain
marble stone may be fixed, as a poor monument for one
who deserved so well, and which, if God sends me life,
I hope one day to place there, if no other of her friends
will think fit to do it. I had the honour of an intimate
acquaintance with her, and wbs never so sensibly touch-
ed with any one's death as with hers. Neither did I
•ver know a person of either sex with more virtues, or
fewer infirmities ; the only one she had, which was the
neglect of her own affairs, arising wholly from the good-
ness of her temper. I write not this to you at all as a
secret, but am content your town should know what an
excellent person they have had among them. If you
visited her any short time befnre her death, or knew any
particulars about it, or of the state of her mind, or the
Batiire of her disease, I beg you will be so obliging to in-
form, me; for the letter we have seen from her poor maid
is so imperfect by her grief for the death of so good a
lady, that it on|y tells the time of her death; and your
letter may, if you please, be directed to fir* Swifi, and
put under a cover, which cover may be directed to
Erasmus Lewis, Esq. at the Earl of Dartmouth's ofiice,
at Whitehall. I hope you will forgiire this trouble for
the occasion of it, and give some allowances to so great
a loss, not only to me, but to all who have any regard
for every perfection that human nature can possess ; aud
DOCTOR SWIFT. 217
if'dinfMtj I can serve or oblige you, I shall bie glad 6f
aQopportoaitj of obeying your comraaods.
lanv&c-
J. SWIFT.
TO DR. STERNE.
4»89 London^ Dec, 29, 1711.
Thb reason I have not troubled you this long time
with my letter?, was, because I would not distui-b the
^uiet you live in, and which the greatest and wisest men
here would envy, if they knew ; and which it is one part
of your happiness that they do not. I have often sent
the archbishop* political letters, of which I suppose you
liave had part. I have some weeks ago received a let-
ter from his grace, which I design to acknowledge in a
rfiort time (as I desire you will please to tell him) when
things here come to some issue ; and so we expect they
will do in a little time. Tou know what an unexpected
thing fell out the first day of this session in the house
of lords, by the caprice, discontent, or some worse motive
•f the Earl of Nottingham.f
In above twenty years, that I have known something
•f courts, I never observed so many odd, dark, luac-
eountable circumstances in any public "affair. A ma*
jority against the court, carried l)y five or six depending :
• Tbe Archbishop of Dublin, Dr. Kiog. B.
f The Earl of Nottingham proposed in the heiiae of lords, h clause
io be inserted in the address of thanks to the queen for her speech, to
represent to her majesty, as the humble opinion and advice of the
house, that no peace could be made safe or honourable to Great Bri-
tain or Europe, if Spain or the West Indies were to be allowed to
any branch of the house of Bourbon. Which motioo was carried bjT/
a lujority of sizty-Qne votefl to fifty-five. B.
218 LETTERS TO AND FROM
lords, who owed the best part of theirbread tapenriott
from the court, and who were told by the pobMc enemy,
that what they did would be pleariog to the queen,
though it was openly levelled against the fiTst minister's -
bead : again, those, whose purse-strings and heartstrings
were the same, all on a sudden scattering their money to
bribe votes : a lord,* who had been so far always a tory,
as oft^n to be thought in the pretender^s interest, giving
his vote for the niin of all his old friends, caressed by
those whigs, who hated and abhorred him : the whi^ all
"chiming in with a bill against occasional conformity ;t
and the very dissenting ministers agreeing to it, for
reasons that no body alive can tell 4 a resolution of
breaking the treat/ of peace, without any possible
scheme for continuing the war : and all this owing to a
doubtfulness, or inconstancy in one certain quarter,
* Earl of Nottingham. B.
f One of the conditions upon which the Earl of Nottingham was
«aid to have entered into strict engagements with the lords of the
moderate party-, was their concurrence wiUi him in a bill to prevent
HeasUnal cov^formit^^ which he had formerly urged, and now de-
signed to bring into the house of lords; thougli under another tiUe,
and with such clauses as would, in some measure, enlarge the tolera-
tion of dissenters, and be a farther security to tlie protestant succes-
sion in the house of commons. Accordingly, Dec. 15, 1711, bis IcH'd-
ihip brought into the house of lords " A bill for preserving the {H'o-
testant religion, by better securing the church of England, as by law
ftstnblished ; and for confirming the toleration granted to the pro-
testant dissenters, by an aet, intituled, ^ An act for exempting their
mystics protestant subjects from the penalties of certain laws ; and
for the supplying the defects tliereof ;* and for the further securing
the protestant succession, by requiring the practisers of the law, ia
North Britain, to take the oaths, and subscribe the declaration
therein mentioned.** His (ordship was supported by the Earls of
Scarborough and Wharton, and several other lords ; so that the bill
was received, and read the first time without opposition ; and Dec.
18, it passed the Jiouse of lords ^ as it did that of the conunOns on th«
20th. B.
t It is said the dissenters consented to be kept out, that the pAjnsfn
miiht not he let in. tt.
toOCTOR SWIFT. 219
ivhich^,£y[ this distance, I dare not describe. Neither
do I find nny ooe person, though deepest in affain^
ivho can tell what dteps to^ke. Oo Jaouarj the le-
cood, the house of lords & to meet, and, it is expected,
Ihey will go on in their votes and addresses against a
peace..
. On the other side, we are endeavouring to get a ma-
jority, and have called up two earls' sons to the house of
peers ; and I thought six more would have been called,
And perhaps they may before Wednesday. We ^xpect
the Duke of Somerset and Lord Cholmondeley will lose
4heir places ; but it is not yet done, and we wish for one
more change at court, which you must guess. To know
upon what small circumstances, and by what degrees, this
change has been brought about, would require a great
deal more than I can, or dare write.
There is not one, which I did not give warning of to
those cliiefly concerned, many months ago ; and so did
some others, for. they were visible enough. This must
infallibly end either in an entire change of measures
and ministry, or in a firm establishment of our side.
Delay, and tenderness to an inveterate party, have beew
very instrumental to this i\\ state of affairs. They tell
me, you in Ireland are furious against a peace ; and it
is a great jest to see people in Ireland furious for oc
against any thing.
I hope to see you in spring, when travellings weather
comes on. But I have a tpind to see the issue of this
session. I reckon your hands are now out of mortar,
and that your garden is finished : and I suppose you
have now one or two fifty pounds ready for books,^
* Dr. Sterne made a large collection of books^ and placed them
in the upper part of the Deanery-bouse (then built by him) which he-
itted up for this purpose in one great room, with a fire-place at eaclt-
twL He enlarged thii collection very much la. the subsequent par-t^
K 3
220 LETTERS TO AND FROM
-which I will lay out for you, if you will give me di-
rections.
I have increased my own little library very consider-
ably; I mean, as far aa one fifty pounds, which is very
considerable for me. I have just had a letter from the
St. Mary ladies, &c.* I thought they were both dead;
but I &d they sometimes drink your claret still, and
win your money. I am, sur, your moat obedient hum:-
ble servant.
You know whoir
P. S. I had sealed my letter, but have broke it open,
to tell you, and all that love the church and crown,
that all things are now well. The queen has turned
out the Duke of Somerset, and has created twelve
new lords, of which three are peers' eldest sons, the
rest new created ; so that a majority is past dispute..
We are all in the greatest joy imaginable to find her
majesty declare hei'self so seasonably^
of his Hfe, and when he died Bishop of Clogher, in June 1745, he be-
queathed such books out of it, to the trustees of the public library is
Dublin, founded by primate Marsh, as they wanted. The remainder
lie directed to be sold, and the money to be divided among the co-
rates .of his diocese ; but as these gentlemea chose rather to have the
books divided amongst them, their request was complied with by the
bishop's executors; and all the books, being a great number, were
divided into lots, as nearly equal as possible in value, and nailed up
in boxes that were numbered. Duplicates of these numbers were,
written on pieces of paper, and the curates drew for them. F.
'^ Mrs. JobssoD and Mrs. Dingley. B.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 221
TO ARCHBISHOP KING-
MTiiOBD, Londioffi, JoM. 8, 1711-12.
I CJLVNOT ia conscieoce take up your grace's time
with an empty letter ; and it is not every day one can
fturDiah what will be worth your reading. I had all
your grace's packets ; and I humbly thank your grace
for your good instructions to me, which I shall observe
as soon as ever it shall please God to put me into a
way of life where I can have leisure for such specu-
lations.
lu above twenty years that I have known something
of courts and ministers, I never saw so strange and odd
a complicated disposition of affairs as what we have had
for six weeks past The facts your grace may have
met with in every common newspaper ; but the springa
of them are hardly discoverable even by those who had
most opportunity of observing. T^either do I find those '
who should know best, agree upon the matter. There
b a perpetual trial of skill between those who are out
and those who are in; and the former are generally
more industrious at watching opportunities. Last Sep-
tember, at Windsor, the Duke of Somerset,^ who had
not been at cabinet council for many months,' was advised
by his friends of the late ministry to appear there^ but
the rest refused to sit with him ; and the council was
put off until next day, when the duke went to a horse-
race. This was declaring open war; and ever since
both he and his duchess (who is in great favour) have
been using all sorts of means to break the present minis-
try. Mrs. Masham was absent two months from Wind-
• This happened August 12, 1711. See Jourml to Stella, Aqimi-
13. N. ,>; -
222 LETTERS TO AND FROM
Mur, with Ijing in at Kensingtoivitnd mj lord tceasorer
tax weeks by indisposition. Some time before tbe aes-
8100, the duke above mentioned went to all those lords,
who^ by the narrowness of their fortunes, have depeod-
jcd on the court, and engaged them to vote against-the
ministry, by assuring them it was the queen's pleasure^
He is said to have added other powerful motiveau
Bothmar's* memorial was published just at that Juncture
as Hoflfmao the emperor's resident had some time befoit
printed the French king's propositions. It is confident-
ly affirmed, by those who should know, that money was
plentifully scattered. By these and some other acci-
dents, the vote was carried against the ministry ; and
every body of either party understood the thing as in-
tended directly against my lord treasurer's head. Tbe
bouse of lords made a very short adjournment, and were
. preparing some resolutions and addresses of the most
dangerous importance. We had a very melancholy
Christmas, and the most fearless persons were ahakeo ;■
for our gi:eat danger lay where I cannot tell your grace
at this distance. The thing wished for was, the remov-
al of the Somerset family ; but that could not be dooe^
nor yet is. After some time, the queen declared herself
as you have heard, and twelve new lords were created.
My Lord I*9^ottiogham's game in this affair has been
roost talked of, and several hard things said of him are
affirmed to be true. The dissenting ministers in this
town were consulted about the occasional bill, and
agreed to it, for what reasons I cannot leant ; that which
is offered not satisfying me, that they were afraid of
.worse. I believe they expected an entire change of
ministry and measures, and a new parliament, by which
it might be repealed, and have instead some law to theur
• Baroa Bothmar, envoy extraordiaary from the eleotor of HaiM»'
wer, afterward Kiog George h N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 223
•
advantage. The Duke of Marlborough's removal* has
passed verj dlentlj ; the particular reasons for it I mutt
tell your grace some other time : but how it will pass
abroad I canuot answer. People, on both sides couclude
from it, that the peace is certain ; but the conchision is
ill drawn : the thing would have been done, although
we had been sure of continuing the war. We are ter-
ribly afraid of Prince Eugene^s coming, and therefore
•it was put off until the resolutions were taken. Before
-he came out of his yacht, he asked how many lords
Were made ? He was a quarter of an hour with the
-queen, on Sunday about seven at night. The great
'men resolve to entertain him in their turns; and we
suppose it will all end in a journey of pleasure. We
are so confidently told of the Duke of Somerset's
being out, that I writ so to the Dean of St Patrick's.
-A man of quality told me, he had it from my lord keep-
er, whom I asked next day, and found it a mistake ;
•but it is impossible to fence against all lies; however,
■it is still expected that the duke will be our, and that
many other removes will be made. Lord Kanelaghf
died on Sunday mornii^ : he was very poor and needy,
•and could hardly support himself for want of a pension,
-wiiich used to be paid him, and which his friends solicit-
ed as a thing of perfect charity. He died hard, as the
.term of art is here, to express the woful state of men
who discover no religion at their death.
* Dec. 30, 1711. See Journal to Stella, Jan. 1, 1711-12. N.
f Richard Jones, Baron Jones of Navan, and Viscount Ranelagib,
created Earl of Ranelagh, Dec. 11, 1677. He was vice treasurer of
Ire^And, constable of Athlone, several years pay-master of the army,
and a lord of the privy council. Dying, Jan. 3, 1711, without sur-
viving male issue, the title of earl became extinct ; but those of vifr-
count and baron reverted to the issue of a second son of Sir Roger
Jones, tlie first viscount. See a letter of Lady Catharine Jone% bh
daughter, Juq« 11, 1729 j and another, June 15, 1732> N*
224 LET1*ERS TO AND FROBT
The town talk is that the Duke of Ormood vill g«
DO more to Ireland, but be succeeded by. the Ddke <€
Shrewsbuiy, who is a very great aod excellent person;
mnd I will hold a wager that your grace will be an ad-
mirer of his duchess : if they go, I will certainly order
hex to make all advances to you : but this is only a ge-
neral report, of which they know nothing at court, al-
though I think it not altogether improbable;
We have yet heard nothing of my lord privy seaL
Buys, the Dutch envoy, went to Holland, I think, at
the same time. Buya is a great pretender to politicly
imd always leaves the company with great expressiooft
of satisfaction that he has convinced them all; he took
much pains to persuade me out of sonue opinions : an^
although all he said did but fix me deeper, he told the
ministry how successful he had been. I have got poor
Dr. King,* who was some time in Ireland, to be Gazet-
teer, which will be worth 250/. per annum to him, if he
be diligent and sober, for which I am engaged. I men-
tion this, because I think he was under your grace's pror
lection when he was in Ireland.
By what I gather from Mr. Southwell, I believe
your grace stands very well with the Duke of Ormond;.
and it is one great addition to my esteem for Mr. South-
well, that he is entirely your grace's friend and humble
■ervant, delighting to do you justice upon all occarioos*.
I am, with the greatest respect,
your grace's most dutiful
and most humble servant.
* Dr. William King of the Commons; whose Miseellaaeous Wri;
tfngt, in verse and prose, were collected in three volumes, small 8vo.
177S, with Biosrtpbicai Memoin, laj tha editor «( thcw rohuner/
DOCTOR SWIFT. 225 -/
FROM DR. SACHEYERELL.
BK¥KSB]io SIR, Souih^orky Jan, 31, 1711-12;
SiNCB you have beeo pleased to undertake the gene-
Foua office of soliciting my good lord treasurer's favour
ia my behalf I should be very ungrateful if I did not
return you my most hearty thanks for it, and my hum-
blest acknowledgments to hb lordship for the success it
has met with.
I received last Monday a message by my pupil, Mr.
J^oyd, (representative of Shropshire,) from Mi. Harlcy,
by his lordship's order, to inquire what my brother was
qualified for. I told him, having failed in his trade, he
had been out of business for some jears) during which
time I had entirely maintained him and his family : that
bis education had not qualified him for any condderable
or nice post : but that, if his lordship thought him aa
object of his favour, I entirely submitted him to his dis-
posal, and should be very thankful to his goodness to
ease me of part of that heavy burden of my family^
that required more than my poor circumstances could
allow o£
I am informed also, that I am very much indebted to
my great countryman, Mr. Secretary St John^ for his
generous recommendation of this matter to his lordship.
I should be proud of an opportunity of expressing my
gratitude to that eminent patriot, for whom no one. that
vishes the welfare or honour of his church or country^
can have too great a veneration.
Bui for yourself, (good doctor !) who was the first
spring to move it, I can never sufficiently acknowledge
the obligation. I should be glad, if you will commaad
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me, ia any lime or place to do it, which will be a ftrtber
favour cooferred on, rcvereiid air, . v
Tour most faitbAil lenraDt,
H. SACHEYERELL.
«
P. S. I am told there is a place in the custom-hoiue
void, called the searchers ; which, if proper to ask, I
would uot presume ; but rather leave it to his kftir
sbip^s disposal.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
jrr LORD, London, March 20, 1712.
I CANNOT ask pardon for not sooner aekuowledg;lif
your grace's letter, because that would look as if I
thought mine were of consequence. Either I grow
weary of politics, or ara out of the way of them, or
there is less stirring than usual ; and indeed we are all
in suspense at present ; but I ara told that in teu w
twelve days time, we shall know what the issue wHI be
at Utrecht. I can only tell your grace, that there are
some unlucky circumstances, not proper to be trusted to
a letter, which have hitherto retarded this great work;
MiM ludibria rerum mortalium cunctis in negotiis cb-
.versantur. Mean time, we are with great difficulty
raising funds upon which to borrow five millions. One
of those funds is a tax upon paper, and 1 think 30 per
cent, upon imported books; and of such a nature as I
could not yesterday forbear saying to my lord treasurer
and the chancellor of the exchequer, that instead of pre-
•venting small papers and libels, it will leave nothing else
/or the press. I have not talked to the Duke of Argyie
upon the aflair^ of Spain, since his return \ but am told
DOCTOR SWIFT. 22?
lie affirms it impossible for us to carry od the war tliere
-by our former methods. The Duke of Ormoad is ex-
pected to go ID two or three days for Flanders. And
what I writ to your grace some months ago of the Duke
of Shrewsbury succeediog to govern Ireland, will, I
wppose, be soon declared. I was the other day to see
the duchess, and reported your grace's compliments,
which she took very well ; aod I told her I was resolved
your grace and she should be very good acquaintance.
I believe the spirit of your hougbers is got into our mo-
hawks, who are still very U'oublesome, and every night
cot somebody or other over the face ; and commit a
hundred insolent barbarities.
There was neve^ the least design of any impeachment
against the Duke of Marlborough ; and it was hb owa
:g^t weakness, or the folly of his friends, that the thing
>irent so far as it djd.
I know not whether it is that people have talked
themselves hoarse, but for some weeks past we have heard
\e8B of the pretender than formerly. I suppose it is,
like a fashion, got into Ireland, when it is out here : but^
JD.my conscience, I do not think any one person in the
eourt or ministry here designs any more to bring in the
pretender, than the Great Turk. I hope Mr. Harley,
who is now on his journey to Hanover, will give that
epurt a truer opinion of persons and things than they
^ave hitherto conceived. And, if your grace knew the
.instrument, through which these false opinions have been
infused, you would allow it another instance of the Im'
dibrium r&rum mortaUum. And your grace cannot but
agree, that it is somethmg singular for the prince in pos-
session to make perpetual advances, and the presumptive
heir to be standing off and suspicious.
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I know net whether yoar grace haffcooadered the
sitiou that my lord treasurer is visibty in. The
iDioistiy, and their adheveota, confes -themselvea |fi
resolved to have his head, wheoera it is in their f
er ; and were prepared, upon the beginning of the
sions, when the vote was cairied against any pi
without Spain, to move that he should be sent to
Tower ;"* at the same time, his friends, and the toric
general, are discontented at his slowness in the chan|
of commisBions and eraploTments, to which the weak
0f the C0U4 1 interest in 4he house of lords is wholly
|mted : neither do I find that those in the greatest
tions, or most in the confidence of my lord treasurer,
able to account for this proceeding, or seem satii
with it. I have endeavoured to solve this diffie
another way; and I fancy I am in the right, from v
I have heard let fall : but, wliatever be the causey
consequences may be dangerous*
The queen is in very good health, but does not
so much exercise as she ought. Fray God preserve
many years !
A projector has lately applied to me to reeonilii
him to the ministry about an inventioo for fiodiqi;
the longitude. He has given in a petition to the qv
by Mr. Secretary St. John. I understand notliing of
mathematics ; but am told it is a thing as improbaU
the philosopher's stone, or perpetual motion.
I lately writ a letter of about thirty pages to
treasurer, by way of proposal for an academy, to con
enlarge, and ascertain the English language. Am
and I have named above twenty persons of both pai
to be members. I will shortly print the letter, ai
* It ia aofe 9uy to conceire upon what grounds. W,
DOCTOR SWIFT. 229
lope soinethiog will come of it. Your grace sees I am
toprojectottoo.
I waoi with great respect, my lord»
p^ jmr grace's inoBt dutiful
r^ : and most hambk servaut,
J. SWIFT.
k *•■
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
LOKD) . LoiMfeft,ilfay 20, 1712.
^*Whiii I had the honour of your grace's letter of'
27, I was lying ill of a eruel disorder, which
poivues me, although cot with so much violence ;
iod I hope your grace will pardon me, if you find my
kter to be that of one who writes in pain. Tou sec^
Wy lord, how things are altered. The talk of a new go*
^TDbr for Ireland is dropped. The secret is, that the
^dne of Ormond had a promise of a pension in case he
^ his government : but my lord treasurer is so exces-
Ively thrifty, that to save charges, he lets the duke keep
t ; and besides, there are some other circumstances, not
oiwper for a letter, which have great weight in this mat-
isr. I count upon it, that whatever governor goes over
Inder (his ministry, a new parliament will be called. Yet
t was told that the Duke of Shrewsbury was pitched on«
U a sort of medium between, &c. He is a person of
admirable qualities ; and if he were somewhat more ac-
Jhre, and less timorous in business, no man would be
QKNight comparable to him.
The moderate of the other party seem now content to
iliVe a peace, and all our talk and expectations are full
fif it: but I protest to your grace I know not what to
Tnite upon this subject, neither could I tell what to say
2M letteAs to Amy from ,
if I had the honour to be with you. Upon Lord Straf-*
ford's* coining over, the stocks are fallen, aUh|QUgb I ex•^
pected, and I thought with reason, that they would rise.
There is a trade between some here and some in Hol-
land, of secrets and lies: and there are some among ns
whose posts let them into an imperfect knowledge of
things, which' they cannot conceal. This mixture makes
up the town-talk, governs the price of stocks, and his
often a great deal of truth in it : besi^les, public aflfain
have often so n any sudden turns and itacidents, that
even those behind the curtain can hardly pronounce for
a week. I am sensible that I have often deceived your
grace with my wise inuendoes. Yet, I verily think that
my intelligence was very right at the moment I sent it.
If I had writ to your grace six days ago, J would hare
ventured to have given you hopes that a peace wouU-
soon appear, and upon conditions wholly surprising anl
unexpected. I say this to you wholly in confidence;
and I know nothing yet to change my opinion, except.
the desponding talk of the town, for I see nothing yet is
the counte£ances of the ministers. It seems generally
agreed that the present dauphin cannot live, and apoo
that depend many measures to be, taken. This after-
noon the bill for appointing commissioi^ers to inquire
iyto the grants, &c. was thrown out of the house of lordi^
the voices being equal, which is a great disappcmitroeot
to the court, and matter of triumph to the other party. 1
But it may possibly be of the worst consequence to tlie ]
giants next session, when it is probable the ministry w31
be better settled, and able to procure a majority. I tfi I
with gi-eat respect, my lord,
Your gi ace's most dutiful and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
^ His lordship was one of tlie plenipoieulTaridS at ihc treaty rf
Utfecht. N,
DOCTOR SWIFT. 231
TO MRS. HILL.
JIABAM, Jub/, 1712.
I WAS commanded some days ago to do t?hat I had
Vnag a miod to, but avoided, because I would not oflfeud '
your prudence, or strain your eyes. But ray Lord >
Masham assures me there is no danger of either ; and
that you have courage enough to read a letter, though
it comes frotn a man, provided it be one of no conse-
quence, wliich his lordship would insinuate to be my
case ;. but I hope you will not affront me so highly as to
understand it so. There is not a grain of news in this
town, or five miles about it, worth sending you ; and *
what we receive from Windsor is full as insignificant, ex-
cept the accounts of the queen's health, and your house- «
keeping. We are assured that you keep a constant ta-
ble, and that your guests leave you with full stomacjis
and full pockets; that Dr. Arbuthnot sometimes leaves -
bis beloved green-cloth, to come and receive your chid-
. logs, and pick up your money. We intend shortly to
represent your case to my lord treasurer, as what de-
serves commiseration : but we hope the matter is already
settled between his lordship and you, and that you are
instructed to be thus magnificent, in order to carry ou
the cause. We reckon his lordship's life is now secure,
since a combination of bandboxes and inkhorns, the en-
gines of late times, were employed in vain to destroy
him. He will do me the justice to tell you, that I ne-
Ter fail of toasting you under the name of " the go-
verness of Dunkirk," and that you have the honour to
be very particularly in my good graces. My Lady Ma-
sham still continues in a doubtful state of neither up nor
down ; and one of her servants told mine, " that they
did not expect she would cry out this fortnight." I saw
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yesterday our brother Hill,* who promisei^ to be more
thrifty of his health, and seems io have a pretty good
gtock of it I hope you receive bo visits from the head-
ach and the spleen : and oDe~who knows your constitu-
tion very well, advises you by all means, against sittiiig
in the dusk at your window, or on the ground, leaning
•n your hand, or at seesaw in your chair.
I am, madam, &c.
TO GENERAL HILL-t
«IR, Windstnr CasiUy Aug. 12, 1712.
With great difficulty, I recovered your present of
the finest bos in France out of the hands of Mrs. 1011 i
she allowed her own to be the prettiest, but then mine
was the handsomest ; and in short, she would part with
Deither. I pleaded my brotherhood, and got my Lord
and Lady Masham to intercede ; and at last she threw it
me with a heavy sigh ; but now it is in my possession, I
wish you had sent a paper of directions how I shall keep
it. You that sit at your ease, and havo nothing to do
but keep Dunkirk, never consider the cMcuUies you
have brought upon me : twenty ladies hag,)' threatened
to seize or surprise my box ; and what are twenty thou-
sand French or Dutch in comparison of those ? Mrs.
Hill says, it was a very idle thing in you of send such a
* An elder brother of the general. He was placed in the cuttoo^
koase by the Duke of Marlborough, and got promotion there. N.
f This gentleman was brother to Lady Masham. In 1710, he had
a grant oi' 10002. a year out of the Post-ofBce; and in 1712, wascoo-
■lander of six regiments at Dunkirk, which place he had taken posMf-
sion of, as a security for the preliminaries of peace being fulfilled on
the part of France. He was afterwards employed on an expedition
to Canada, and died June 19, 1735. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 23^
present to a man who can neither punbh nor reward
you^ since Grub-street is no more ; for the parliament
has killed all the Muses of Gruh street, who yet, in their
last moments^ cried out nothing but Dunkirk*^ My lord
treasurer, who is the most malicious person in the world,
saysk you ordered a goose to be drawn at the bottom of
my box, as a reflection upon the clergy ; and that I
ought to resent it But I am not angry at all, and his
lordship obseryes by halves : for the goose is there drawn
pecking at a snail, just Its I do at him, to make him mend
his pace in relation to the public, although it be hither-
" to in vain. And beudes, Dr. Arbuthuot, who b a scholar,
says^ "• you meant it as a compliment for us both ; that
I am the goose who saved the Capitol by cackling ; and
that his lordship is represented by the snail, because he
preserves his country by delays.'' But my Lord Ma-
sbam is not to be endured : he observed, that in the
picture of the inside, which i*epresents a great company
dancing, there stands a fool with a cap and bells; and
he would needs understand that figure as applied to me.
And the worst of it was, that I happened last night to be
tt my lady Duchess of Shrewsbury's ball : where, look-
ioig a little singular among so many fine ladies and gen-
tlemen, his lordship came and whispered me to look at
my box : which I resented so highly, that I went away
in a rage, without staying for supper. However, consi-
dering of it better, after a night's sleep, I find all this is
nothing but envy, and a design to make a quarrel be-
tween you and me : but it shall not do so ; for I hope
your intentions were good, however malice may misre-
* I'he uniTennl joy occasioned ia England by the lurrender of
Dnnkirk is particnlarly noticed by Swifl| in his ** History of the four
last Tears of the Clueen ;^* and some of the Grub-street verses he. al*
1] del to were his own. N.
TOL. XT. I*
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present them. And though I am iised ill bj all the fii>>^
mily, who win 1117 money and laugh at me ; yet, to vex
them more, I >vill forgive them for your sake ;^Dd as
gooii as I can break loose, will come to Dunkirk for a
fortniglit, to get a little ease from my many persecutkxHS
by the Harleys, the Mashams, and the Hills: only I in*-
tend to change my habit, for fear Colonel Killigrew
should mistake me for a chimney-sweeper. In the mean
time, I wish you all success in your government, loyal
French subjects, virtuous ladies, little champaign, and
much health : and am, with the truest respect and es-
teem, sir,
Tour most obedient
humble servant ^d brother.
LORD BOLINGBROKE TO MR. PRIOR.*
September 10, 1712*
I WAS equally surprised and vexed to find that by
the uncouth way of explaining the queen's sense, you
bad been led to imagine that it was intended my Lord
Lexington should make any difficulty tj seeing and
complimenting the King of Spain as sucli. We spe6t
above three hours in petining minutes yesterday upoo
this head, which was long ago adjusted. I suppose the
instructions will be at last clear ; but my Lord Lexing-
ton having been present at the debate, his understanding
of the matter will make amends for any dark ambiguous
article which may be in them.
Dartmouth is to communicate the queen's orders here-
in to you, that so you may be able to satisfy the French
* This letter particularly illastratei the negotiatioiii relative t*
the peace of Utrecht. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 235
ainisten^ and they to prepare the SpaDisb iDiaisters.
However, I will venture to tell jou in a few w6rd8
what I understaad is to be the measure of Lord Lex-
ington's conduct. As soon as he anrives at Madrid, he
will notify his arrival to the secretary of state. He will,
when he sees this minister, let him know, ^' That the
queen has sent him thither to compliment the king in
her name ; to be a witness of the several renunciations
and other acts requbite .to complete the execution of the
article agreed upon as necessary to prevent the union of
the two monarchies : That, afler this, he is to proceed
to settle such matters of commerce, and other affairs, as
are for tl^ mutual interest of both nations, and to take
the character of ambassador upon him." My lord will
at the same time produce his credentials, and give the
secretary a copy of them if he desires it. In this con-
ierence, he will failher take notice of the several cessions
made by the king of France, in behalf of his grandson,
to the queen ; and will speak of them as points which he
looks upon to be concluded. He will likewise give a
memorial of them in writing, signed by himself, to the
secretary : and expect from him an assent in the kiugV
name, in writing also, and signed by the secretary.' This
seems natural, civil, and unexceptionable ; but any other
tfheme is absurd, and inconsistent with all the rest of
our proceedings. ^
For God's sake, dear Matt, hide the nakedness of
thy country ; and give the best tqrn thy fei-tile brain
irill furnish thee with, to the blunders of thy countiy-
men, who are not much better politicians than the french
are poets.
I have writ in great haste a prodigious long letter to
Monsieur de Torcy, which, I believe, he will show you ;
but, for fear he should not, I enclose in thb an extract
of part of it, which relates to a matter thai has givca
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lord treasurer and your humble servant no small trouble
in the cabinet The copy of the plenipotentiaries* de-
apatch of the 2d of September, which I likewise send, will
diow jou how a dispute, now ob Soot at Utrecht, begas ;
you will observe, their lordships are very warm initt
and I can assture you, we have those who are not a jot
cooler.
The solution of this difficulty must come from yoa; ^
it is matter of management and appearance, mere tban \.
•f substance ; and the court of France must be less pon-
tic than I think them at any time, and more unreasons* <
ble than I think them at this time, not to come into a j
temperament upon a matter unnecessarily started. Toa '■
n^ust begin by making Monsieur de Torcy not only to it
understand, but own he understands, the proposition fi
which I am sure be remembers I more than once repeat- t
ed to him, when I was in France, upon various oecir i
sions, and which I have again stated as clearly as I an
able. The queen can never do any thing, which bIuU
look like a direct restraint on her allies from demanding
what they judge necessary ; but as long as they act the
part which they now do, she can very justly be passive
and neuter as tQ their interests : and if her peace l)e
made before theirs, which she will not delay for tbeia,
she can with the same justice leave tliem to make their
•wn bargain. This is advantage enough for France f
and such a one, fairly speaking, as a year ago they
would have given more than Tournay to have been sure
•f ; they roust not therefore press us to go farther thao
this; nor do any thing which may seem contradictoiy
to what the queen delivered from the throne.* That
speech they have always owned as the plan they sub-
* See thifl speech is " Swia*i History of the Foar last Tears of the
'ISoaeD.'' n.
DOCfTOR SWIFT. ?37
taitted to; and it varies but Kttle from that brought hith-
er by Gualtler. la a word, the use which the French
will make of the unaceouotable ob8tiQaG7 of the Dutch,
and the other allies, may in several respects, and parti-
cularly for aught I know iu this instance of Tournay^ ^
-give them an opportunity of saving and gaining more
than they could have hoped for ; and tlie queen may in
the present circumstances contribute passively to this
end, imt actively she nevfr can in any circumstances.
I think in my own opinion, and I believe speak the
•queen's upon this occasion, that it were better the French
ihouhl in the course of the treaty declare, " That what-
'«vcr they intended to have given the Dutch when the
-queen spoke firom the throne, their conduct has been
such, and the situation of aflfairs so altered, that the kini;
Is resolved to have Tournay restored to him." I say,
I believe this were better than to expect that we should
consent to an exposition of the queen^s words, by which
her majesty would yield the town up.
Let the conferences begin as soon as they can, I dare
say, business will not be very speedily despatched in
them : iu the mean time we shall go on to ripen every
thing for a conclusion between lis and Savoy, and Francie
•tod Spain ; and this is the true point of view, which the
Fretich ought to have before their eyes.
iTou will be very shortly particularly and fiilly in-
fracted to settle the article of North America, and thosh
points of commerce still undetermined : that done, the
ministers may sign at Utrecht, as soon as they can hear
fiom Lord Lexington.
My Lotd Dartmoutli writes to you concerning a cla-
mour which our merchants have raised, as if, under pre-
tence of not cariyiug to Lisbon or Barcelona des pravi*
tionft depterre mt de bouche^ they shall be debarred from
their usual traffick of com and fish, which at those pla-
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GC8 there are great demancb for, in time of peace as well
as war, and without any consideration of the armies.
The difficulty as to Lisbon seems to be removed, by the
Portuguese submitting to come into the suspension of
aims; and he proposes to you an expedient as to Bar-
celona : but in truth that war must be ended of course
BOW, since the queen supports it no longer, and the
Dutch are recalling their fleet from the straits. The
Duke of Arg^il is going immediately now away ; and
the moment he comes to Minorca, he draws to him every
thing belonging to the queen out of Catalonia ; the im-
perial troops must in my opinion that moment submit,
and compound for transportation : and when the war is
at an end, I think there can be no pretence of qua^
relling with us for carrying our goods to the people of the
country.
It is now three o^clock in the morning; I have been
bard at work all day, and am not yet enough recovered
to bear much fatigue : excuse therefore the confusedness
of thu scroU, which b only from Harry to Matt, and
not from the secretary to the minuter.
Your credentials of minister plenipotentiaiy will be
.sent you, together with your full powers, by the next
boat : and before Duke Hamilton goes, I will move to
have you removed to Utrecht ; which thore will be a
natural handle for, as soon as you shall settle the pilots
ef commerce, and in doing that, have given the last atrdbs
to the finishing the treaty with France.
Make my compliments to Madam Teriol ; and let her
know that I have, I hope, put her affair into a way d
being finished to her satisfaction. I have spoke veij
earnestly to Maffei, and have used the proper argumenti
to him.
Adieu ! my pen is ready to drop out of my hand
x:
DOCTOR SWIFT. 239
Believe that oo man loves you better, or is more faitli-
fiilly yours, &c.
BOUJ^GfiROKE.
P. S. I had almost forgot to tell yon, that the queeo is
pleased to discliarge the Mareschal Tallard's parole :
which you may assure him, With my complimeots, of;
and give any sigoificatioa necessary iu form.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MY LORD, Kensington, Sep, 30, 1712.
I HAVE two or three times begun letters to your
{race, aud have toro what I writ, hoping I might send
you something decisive about the peace. But all still
continues to lie very loose, and I continue to be very
despouJiog, although tlie people in alFuirs laugh at me
{or it. I have one plain maxim in dealing with those,
who have more cunning, and less honesty than myself,
wluch is, what we call keeping tlic staff in my own hand,
and contriving that they shall trust me rather than I
them* A man may reason until he is weary upon this
proceeding of the Dutch. The soldiers tell me that the
Duke of Ormond could not possibly take possession of
Dunkirk, since the foreigu troops have refused to march,
and that the states will not suffer us to-go through their
towns. But I had a whisper from one who should know
best, ^' that Dunkirk might now have been ours, if right
methods had beeu takeu.'' And another great man said
to a friend of mine, above a fortnight ago, '^ that the
least wrong step on that side the water might have very
ill consequences at this juncture." Meantime, the ditj-
€onteuted paity seems full of hopes, -and many of the
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court side, beside mjeelf, despoodiog enough. The
necessity of laying the proposals before the parliament
drew us Into all this; for no\r we are in a manner pinned
down, and cannot go back an inch with any good grace :
so that if the French play us foul, I dread the effects^
which are too visible to doubt.* And on the other side,
if the per.ce goes smoothly on, I cannot but think that
some severe inquiries will be made ; and I believe, upon
very manifest grounds. If there be any secret in this
matter of Dunkirk, it must be in very few hands ; and
those who most converse with men at the helm, are, I
am confident, very much in the dark. Some people go
so far as to think that the Dutch will hinder even the
Engliibh forces under the Duke of Ormond from going
by the French country to Dunkirk : but I cannot be of
that opinion. We suppose a few days will decide this
matter ; and I believe, your grace will agree, that there
was never a more nice conjuncture of affairs ; however,
the court appears to be very resolute : several changes
have been made, and more are daily expected. The
Dutch are grown so unpopular, that, I believe, the
queen might have addresses to stand by her against
them with lives and fortunes.
I had your grace's letter of May 29, written in the
time of your visiting ; from whence, I hope, you are re-
turned with health and satisfaction.
The difficulties in the peace, by the accidents in the
Bourbon family, are, as your grace observes, very grea^
and what indeed our ministers chiefly apprehend. Bat
we think Philip's renouncing to be an effectual expedi-
ent; not out of any regard he would have for it, but
because it will be the interest of every prince of the
blood in France to keep him out, and because the
• It should !»e— « too viBible to be dmibUd qfJ* S.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 241
Spaniards will never assist him to uoite the two king-
doms*
I am in hopes yet that jour grace may pay yoar
treat ; for it is yet four weeks to T^orember, at least
I belleye we shall be happy, or ruined, before that
time.
It is certain that there is something in what people
say But the court is so lucidly constituted at
present, that eveiy man thinks the chief trust cannot be
any where else so well placed ; neither do I know
above one man that would take it, and it is a great deal
too soon for him to have such thoughts^
I humbly thank your grace for your concern about
my health : I have still the remainder of some pains,
which has partly occasioned my removing hither about
diree weeks ago ; I was recommended to country air,
and chose this, because I could pass my time more
agreeably near my friends at court. We think the
queen will go to Windsor in three weeks ; and, I be^
lieve, I shall be there most of the time I stay in Eng-
land, which I intend until toward the end of summer.
My lord treasurer has often promised he will advance
my design of an academy ;^ so have my lord keeper,
and all the ministers ; but they are now too busy to
think of any thing beside what they have upon the an-
yil. My lord treasurer and I have already pitched
upon twenty members of both parties ; but perhaps it
may all come to nothing.
If things continue as they are another session^ perhaps
your grace may see the bill of resuming the grantsf
carried on with a great deal more rigour than it
lately was. It was only desired that the grabtees*
* For ftiiifkg a itaadard to the Snglish laQfoai^e. fSf,.
t This bill was negatived. Pf.
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should pay six years purchase, and settle the remaiader
on them hj act of parliament, and those grants are now
irorse than other lands by more years purchase than
fiix ; so that, in effect, they would have lost nothing. I
am, with the greatest respect,
Your graceV most dutiful
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
FROM THE COUNTESS OF ORKNEY* AND
MRS. RAMSAY.
Indorsedy * 1 712, 1 supposeJ*i
I HAVE had. great satisfaction in the favour of your
letter, though disappointed, since not occasioned by your*
self. When one is too quick, misjudging commonly fol-
lows. At first I feared Mr. Collier was taken with a fit
of an apoplexy ; the next line I read, I wished be had
one. in did not apprehend, by your knowing me but
a little, that I might grow troublesome where I distin-
guished, you should not want any conveqiency to bring
.you hither to Mrs. Ramsay and mc, who are both, with-
out compliment, truly mortified, intending ever to be^
sir.
Your sincere humble servants,
E. ORKNEY.
ELIZ. RAMSAY.
Cl^Ofii Monday:
m
* This ladj had been mistrett to Kiog William III. H.
f ProbaUj in September. See Journal to Stella, Septemlier U^
1712. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 243 ^
re design to be at Windsor on Wednesdayv where I
hope you will meet me in the drawing-room, to tell
me when you can dine with us.
t
FROM THE COUNTESS OF ORKNET.
Monday Morning. Indorsed ' 1 7 1 2, 1 believe,^
I AM. sure you are very ill oatured (I would not have
\)eevL so cross to you) to have known Mr. Lewis and
me so long, and not have made us acquainted sooner,
when you know too that I have been in search of a rea-
sonable conversation. I have no way to excuse you
but doubting his to be so agreeable at a second meeting,,
which I desire you will make when it is most conve-
nient to both. It is not from custom I say, I am extreme-
ly, sir,
Your humble servant,
E. ORKNEY.
When you read this, I fancy you will think, what does
she write to me ? I hate a letter as much as my lord
treasurer does a petition.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
jnr LORD, London, Oct 21, 1712.
* Since I had the honour of your grace's letter of July
29, which found me at Windsor, I have been extremely
out of order with a giddiness in my head, which pursu-
ed me until very lately ; but, by an uneasy course ot
physic, I hope I have in some sort overcome it.
L 3
2U LETTEBS TO AND FROM
We are now in very near expectation of a peace •
and your grace, I hope, will believe it as good a one as
the circumstauces of things would allow. I confess I
agree with your grace, that the great difficulty was
about the danger of France and Spain being united un-
der one king. To my knowledge, all possible means
have been taken to secure that matter : and yet, after
all, the weakest side will be there. Renunciations by
France have very justly so little credit, that I do not
wonder so little weight is laid on them. But Spain, we
are sure, will, for their own sakes, enter into all securi-
ties to prevent that union ; and all the allies must be
guarantees. If you still object that some danger still
remains, what is to be done ? Your grace is altogether
misiDformed, if you think that this is at all tlie difficulty
which so long made the Dutch untractable. It was^
nothing less : neither have they once mentioned, during
all the negotiation at Utrecht, one syllable of getting
Spain out of tlie Bourbon family, or into that of Austria,
as the cliief men have assured me not three days ago.
Buys offered last winter to ease us immediately of the
trouble we were in by Lord ^ Kottiugham's vote, if wc
would consent to let them share with us in the advanta-
ges we had stipulated with France ; which advantagesi
however, did by no means clash with Holland, and were
only conditional, if peace should ensue. But, my lord,
we know fariher, that the Dutch made offers to treat
with France, before we received any from thence ; and
were refused, upon the ill usage they gave Mr. Torcy at
the Hague, and tlie Abbe de Polignac afterward al
Gertriiydenberg : and we know that Torcy would have
been forced to apply to them again, if, after several re-
fusals, we had not hearkened to their overtures. What
I teil your grace is infallibly true; and care shall be
iaken very soon to satisfy the world in this^ and many
DOCTOJl SWIFT. 24fi
^heir (wrticalars at large, which ought to be knowa : for,
the kiogdom is very miich ia the dark, after all the pah»
hitherto taken to ioform. it Tour grace's conjectures
are vety right, that a genera] peace would not be for our
uiterM, if we had made ours with France. And I re>
member a certain great man used to say two months ago,
^ Fight OB, fight on, my menrj men all.'' I believe like-
wise, that such a peace would have happened, if the
Dutch had not lately been more compliant ; upon which
our ministers told those of France, that siiice the States
were disposed to submit to the queen, her majesty must
enter into their interests : and I believe they have as
good conditions as we ever intended they should. Tour-
nay, I hope, will be yielded to them : and Lisle we ne-
ver deseed they should have. The emperor will be
lised as he deserves; and having ptM nothing for the
war, shall get nothing by the peace. We are most con-
cerned (next to oor regard to Holland) for Savoy,* and
France for Bavaria.t I believe we shall make them
both kings, by the help of Sardinia and Sicily. But I
know not how plans may alter every day. The queen's
whole design, as your grace conjectures, is to act the
pan of a mediator ; and our advantages, too many to
insert here, must be owned very great.
As for an academy to correct and settle our language,
lord treasurer talked of it often very warmly ; but I
doubt, is yet too busy until the peace be over. He goes
down to Windsor on Friday, to be chosen of the gaiter,
with five more lords.
I know aothing of premises of any tbiug intended for
vyaelf $ but, I thank God» I an^ not very warm in mj
• Victor Amadeug, Boke of Savoj, wai madeKios of Sardinia \j
"this treaty. N.
'f All bad policy, ai thiogi then itood. H>
"I
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ezpectatioDs, and know courts too well to be aurpriaedift
disappoiDtineats; which, however, I shall have nogreal
reason to fear, if I gave my tlioughts any trouble thai
waj, which, without affectation, I do not : although I
cannot expect to be believed when I saj so. I aai> &xk
FROM THE COUNTESS OF ORKNEY.
London^ Nop. 21, 1712.
This key will open treasures; but vain in me t9
know them** Your convenience is my satisfaction. If
I can or may read what will be in thb table, it ought
and shall be my happiness. You must discern tins
comes from the most interested joiner that ever made a
thing of this nature.. Peruse narrowly, and what faults
you find, they shall be mended in every particular, to the
utmost capacity o( sir.
Your obliged humble servant,
E. ORKNEY.
TO THE COUNTESS OF ORKNEY.
XADAH, Nov. 21, 1712;
When, upon parting with your ladyship, you were
pleased to tell me I should find your [wesentf at bome^
natural justice pronipted me to resolve, that the first use
I made of it should be in paying acknowledgments to
* ThisItHer was accompanied' wifh a prcflentof a writing-tatfe^
teal, paper, wax, &c. H,
:|; Seethe preceding letter. VL
DOCTOR SWIFT. 249
my beaefactor. But, when I opened the writuig-table»
mrbich I must qow call mine, I fouud jou had ueither
sent penf, ink, uor paper, sufficient for such an under-
taking. But I ought to tell yoar ladyship in order, that
I firs( got there a much more valuable thing : and I
cannot do gi-eater honour to my scrutoiie, than to assure
your ladyship tliat your letter is the first tiling I have
put in it, and shall be the last I ^ill ever take out. I
must tell your ladyship, that I am this moment under a
very great concern. I was fully convinced that I sliould
write with a new spirit by the influence of the materials
you sent me; but it is quite otherwise : I have not a
grain of invention, whetlier out of the confusion which
attends us when we strive too much to acquit ourselves,
or whether your pens and ink are sullen, and think them-
selves disgraced, since they have changed their owner.
I heartily thank your ladyship, for making me a present
that looks like a sort of establishment. I plainly see, by
the contrivance, that if you were first minister,, it would
have been a cathedral. As it is, you have more coa»
ti'ibuted toward fixing me, than all the ministry together;
for it is difUcult to travel with this equipage, and it will
be impossible to travel or live without it. You have
an undoubted title to whatever papers this table shall
ever contain (except your- letter) and I desire you wiU^
please to have another key made for it ; that when the
court shall think fit to give me a room worth putting it
into, your ladyship may come and search it whenever
you please.
\ir i beg your ladyship to join in laughing with me, at
my unreasonable vanity, when I wished that the motto
written about the wax was a description of yourself.
But, if I am disappointed in that, your ladyship will be
so in all the rest; even this ink will never be able to-
convey your ladyship's note as it ought. The paper
Un LETTERS TO AND FROM;
will cootaiQ no wonders, but when it mentions you;
fieither is the leal any otherwise an emblem of my life^
than by the deep impressiou your ladyship has made,
which nothing but my death can wear out By the in-
flcripiioQ about the pens, I fear there is some mistake;
and that your ladyship did not design them for me.
However, I will keep them until you can find the per-
son you intended should have them, and who will be able
to dispose of them according to your predictions. I
cannot find that the workman you employed and direct-
ed, has made the least mistake : but there are four im-
plements wanting. The two first I shall not name, be-
cause an odd superstition forbids us to accept them, from
our fi lends; tlie third is aspunge, which the people long
have given so ill a reputation to, that I vow it shall be
DO gifl of your ladyship : the last Is a flat ivory instru-
ment, used in folding up letters, which I insist you must
provide.
See, madam, the first fruits this unlucky present of
yours has produced. It is but giving a fiddle to a scra-
per, or a pestle and mortar to an apothecary, or a torf
pamphlet to Mrs. Ramsay. Nothing is so great a dis^
couragement to generous persons, as the fear of being
worried by acknowledgments. Besides, your ladyship
is an insufferable kind of giver, making every present
fifly times the value, by the circumstances and manner-
And I know people in the world, who would not oblige
me so much, at the cost of a thousand pounds, as yoa
iiave done at that of twenty pounds: which, I must^
Deeds tell you, is anunconscionable way of dealing, and
whereof, I believe, nobody alive is so guiify as yoitf-
self. In short, you deceive my eyes, And corrupt my
judgment r nor am I now sure of any things, but that of
l^ing, Sic^
DOCTOR SWIFT. 24t
FROM THE COUNTESS OF ORKNEY.
Nmf. 22, 1712.
Yov an extremely obliging to wrhe how well jon
take my whim, id telHog mj trae tbougbts of your mind :
for I was ashamed when I reflected, and hoped I should
see you sooo after expressing the value I have of you io
an ttncommon way. But this I write with assurance
ibat I am, very sincerely, sir,
Your obliged bumble servant,
E. ORKNEY.
FROM THOMAS HARRISON, ESQ.^
Utrecht, Dec. IC, 1712.
Your thanks of the 25th of November, sir, come be-
fore their time; the condition of the obligation being
• This letter is iodorsed, •• Th. Harrison, Esq. secretary of the
embassy; since dead, the same year.** He owed his post of seereta*
• ry to the British embassy at Utrecht to the recommendation of Dr^
Swift, and was eminent for his genius ahd learning, was educated at
Queen*8 College, in Oxford, where he took the degree of master of
arts, December 13, 1795. Mr. Tickell, who was of the same college,
is hii poem to his excellency, the lord privy seal, on the prosiiect of
.jpeace, pays a comi^iment to his friend Mr. Harrison, in theie Ulke$<
'** That mirch-loT*d youth, whom Utrecht*s walls confine,
** To Bristol's praises shall his Strafford's join.*'
The reader will find some circamstancet relating to him and bis last
yickness in Dr. Swift's letter, or journal, written to Mrs Dingley, bc-
ginnhig January 25, 1712-13, by which it appears, that Mr. Harri-
son coming over to England from Utreeht with the barrier treaty,
died Feb. 14, 1712-13. Jacob, in his Lives of the En/i^ish IV)et»,
▼•U 1) P* 70, has committed two nil takeif in calling him. William iMT
250 LETTEBS TO AND FROM
that you should receive twelve shirts, which number
•hall be completed bj tlie first proper occasioo. Your
kind letter, however, is extremely seasonable; and (next
to a note firom the treasury) has proved the most vivify-
ing cordial in the world. If you please to send me now
and then as much of the same as will lie upon the tqp
of your pen, I should be contented to take sheets ibr
shirts to the end of the chapter.
Since you are so good as to enter into my affairs, I
shall trouble you with a detail of them, as well as of my
conduct since I left England : which, in my opinion, you
have a right to inspect, and approve or condemn as you
think fit. During my state j)f probation with the Earl
•f Strafford, it was ray endeavour to recommend myself
to his excellency rather by fidelity, silence, and an en-
tire submission, than by an affectation to shine in his
service : And whatever diilicuUies, whatever discou-
ragements fell in my way, I think it appears that they
were surmounted in the end ; and my advancement fol-
lowed upon it sooiier than I expected ; another would
say, much sooner tlian I deserved, winch I should easi-
ly agree to, were it not, that I flatter myself there is
some merit in the behaviour I kept, when the hopes and
. temptation of being preferred glittered in my eyes. All
the world knows upon' what foot Mr. Watkins* thought
himself with my Lord Strafford ;t and though all the
world does not know what I am going to -tell you, yet
Mr. Watkins does on one hand, and my Lord Strafford
on the other, that all the credit I had with either, was
stead of Thomas, and in saying, that he died in Holland in 1713. He
Bentions among Mr. Harrison's works, ^ Woodstock Park, idscribed
to the lord chancellor Cowper.** . B.
• Henry Watkins, Esq. late secretary. H.
f Thomas, Earl of Strafford, ambassador extraordinary and pkirir
foteotiaiT U the StaWi QviMiaX. H.
. DOCTOR SWIFT. 251
heartily, and without reserve, employed to make mat-
ters easy ; and to cultivate, in my humble station, that
good understanding, which our court desired should be
between them. I had my reasons for this, and such per*
haps as flowed from an inclination to promote my own
interest. I knew as well as any man living almost, how
much Mr. Watkins was valued by my Lord Bolingbroke
and others. I foresaw the danger of standing in compe-
tition with him, if that case should happen : and, to tell
you the truth: I did not think myself ripe in regard of
interest at home, or of any service I <x>uld pretend to
have done abroad, to succeed Mr. Watkins in so good
an employment. Above all, I protest to you, sir, that
if I know my own heart, I am capable of sufiering the
utmost extremities rather than violate the infinite duty
and gratitude I owe my Lord Bolingbroke, by doing an
ill office to a person honoured with such particular marks
of his lordship's esteem. I might add to this, that I
really loved Mr. Watkins; and I beg you, sir, to urge
him to the proof, whether my whole behaviour was not
such, as might justify the warmest professions I can
make of that kind. After all this, how comes it, that
he, either in raillery or good earnest, accuses me of hav-
ing any resentment against him ? By word of mouth
when he left us, by letters so long as he allowed me to
coiTCspond with him, and by all the people that ever
went from Utrecht to Flanders, have I importuned him
for the continuance of his friendship : and, perhaps, evea
in his absence (if he pleases to reflect) given him a very
essential proof of mine. If any body has thought it
worth their while to sow division between us, I wish ha
thought it worth his to let me into the sf cret ; and
nothing, he may be sure, shall be wanting on my side to
defeat a stratagem, which, for aught I know, may end
in the starving of bis humble servant*
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•
Which leads me oaturallj to die second thio^ propos-
ed to be spoken to in my text; namely, my circurostaD-
ces : for between you and me, sir, I apprehend the trea-
sury will issue out no money on my account, till they
know what is due on that of Mr. Watkins's. And if he
lias any pretensions, I have none, that I know of, but
what are as precarious to me, as a stiver I gave away
but now to a be^ar, was to him. Is it possible, that Mr.
Watkins can demand the pay of a commission, which is,
by tlie queen herself, actually superseded, during his ab-
aence from his post ? Or is it not as plainly said in
mine, that I am her majesty's secretary during such his
absence, as in his that he was so, while he resided here?
If I must be crushed, sir, for God's sake let some reason
be alleged for it ; or else an ingenuous confession made,
that Stat pro ratiaae vaUmias, If you can fix Mr.
Watkins to any final determination on this subject, you
Iriil do roe a singular service, and I shall take my mea^
aures accordingly. Though I know your power, I can-
Bot help distrusting it on this occasion. Before I con-
clude, give me leave to put you in mind of beating my
Uianks into my Lord Bolingbroke's eais, for his late ge-
nerosity, to the end that his lordship may be wearied oat
•f the evil habit he has got, of heaping more obligations
and goodness on those he is pleased to favour, than their
shoulders are able to bear. For my own part, I have so
often thanked his lordship, that I have now no more
vays left to turn my thoughts ; and beg if you havQ any
right good compliments neat and fine by you, that yda
Irill advance the necessary, and place them, with the
Other helps you have given me, to my account; which
1 question not but I sliall be able to acknowledge at one
and the same time, ad Qracas calmdas.
In the mean time, I shall do my beat to give you just
ifuch hints as you dcsixeby V\^ t«3X.v^V\ ^^W4^\ t»ae
DOCTOE SWIFT. 2&3
]U»t but th^k there are some letters id tbe office, yilnch
would serve yoijgr turu a good deal better thao any things
I cao tell jou about the people at the Hague. Tour
access there abundantly prevents my atlerapting to write
you any news from hence. Aad I assure you, sir, you
dm write me none from England (however uneasy my
49KCumstance8 are) which will be so agreeable^ as that of
your long-expected advancement. It grieves me to the
spuli that a person, who has been so instrumental to the
raising of me from obscurity and distress, should not be*
yet set above the power of fortune, and the malice of
those enemies your real merit has created. I beg, dear
flur, the coDtinuauce of your kind care and inspection over
ipe ; and that you would in all respects command, re.
prove, or instruct me, as a father; for I protest to yot^
sir^ I do^ and ever shall, honour and regard you with tfaitf
alTectiou of a son.
TO THE DUCHESS OF ORMOND.
r
UADAM, Dec. 20, 1712.
Ant other person, of less refinement and prudence
than myself, would be at a loss how to thank your grace,
upon the surprise of coming home last night, and finding
two pictures^ where only one was demanded. But I
understood your grace's malice, and do here affirm you
to be the greatest prude upon earth. Tou will not so
much as let yoiu* picture be alone in a room with a nanj
no, not with a clergyman, and a clergyman of five-and-
* " The Duchess of Ormond promised me her picture ; and comiQg
)iome to-Dight, I foond her*8 and the 4Hke*f botli im my dkvmhety
Journal to StelLi, Dec. It, 1712. K.
254 LEtTERS TO AISTD FROM
ibrty : and therefore resolved my lord duke should ac-
company it, and keep me in aive, that I might not pre-
fume to look too often upon it For my own part, I be-
gin already to repent that I ever begged your grace^s
picture ; and could almost find io my heart to send it
you back : for, although it be the most beautiful sight I
ever beheld, except the original, yet the veneration and
respect it (ills me with, will always make me think
I am in your grace's presence ; will hinder me from
saying and writing twenty idle things, that used to
divert me : will set me labouring upon majestic, sublime
ideas, at which I have no manner of talent ; and will
make those who come to visit me, think I am grown, on
the sudden, wonderful stately and reserved. But, in
life, we must take the evil with the good ; and it is one
comfort, that I know how to be revenged. For, the
Bight of your grace's resemblance will perpetually re-
mind me of paying my duty to your person; which will
give your grace the torment, and roe the felicity of a
more frequent attendance.
But, after alJ, to deal plainly with your grace, your
picture (and I must say the same of my lord duke's) will
be of very little use, farther than to let others see the
honour you are pledged to do me : for, all the accom-
plishments of your mind and person are so deeply print*
ed in the heart, and represent you so lively to my ima-
gination, that I should take it for a high aflfront, if you
believed it in the power of colours to refresh my memo-
ry : almost as high a one, as if your grace should deny
me the justice of being, with the most profound respect
and gratitude, madam, your grace's, &c.
/
DOCTOR SWIFT. 255
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
KT L0s3Di» London, Jan. 3, 1712-13.
Since I had the honour of your ix^ce's letter, we
have had a dead time of news and politics ; and I make
a couacieDce of writiDg to jou without something that
will recompense the trouble of reading. I cannot but
grant that jour grace, who are at a distance, and aigue
from your own wisdom. and general observations and
reading, is likely to be more impartial than I, who, in
^lite of my resolutions and opinion to the contrary, am
forced to converse only with one side of the worl<]^
which fastens prejudices io me, notwithstanding all I
can do to avoid them. Your grace has certainly hit
upon the weak side of our peace ; but I do not find
you have prescribed any remedies. For, that of limit-
ing France to a certain number of ships *and troops, wa%
I doubt, not to be compassed. While that mighty king-
dom remains under one monarch, it will be always ia
some degree formidable to its neighbours. But we flat-
ter ourselves it is likely to be less bo than ever, by the
concurrence of many circumstances too long to trouble
you with. But, my lord, what is to be done ? I will
go so far with your grace as to tell you, that some of
our friends are of opinion with the other party, that if
this last campaign had gone on with the conjunction of
the British troops, France might have been in danger of
being driven to great extremes. Yet I confess to you,
at the same time, that if I had been first minister, I
should have advised the queen to pursue her measureg
toward a peace.
Some accidents and occasions have put it in my way
to know every step of this treaty better, I think, than
any man in England. And I do ase^iV Vft -^wix ^^^r^^
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that if FraDce had been closety pushed this campaign,
they would, upon our refusal, have made offers to Hol-
land, which the republic would certalolj have accepted ;
and in that case the interests of England would have
been wholly laid aside, as we saw it three years at the
Hague and Gertruydenberg. The Marshal D'Uxilles
and Mesuager, (wo of the French plenipotentiaries,
were wholly inclined to have begun by the Dutch ; but
the third, Abb^ de Folignac, who has most credit with
Monsieur Torcy, was for beginning by England.
There was a great faction in France by this proceed-
ing: and it was a mere personal resentment, in the
French king and Monsieur Torcy, against the States,
which hindered them from sending the first overture
there. And I believe your grace will be convinced, by
considering, that the demands of Holland might be much
more easily satisfied, than those of Britain. The States
were very indifferent about the article of Spain being
ill the Bouibon family, as Monsieur Buys publicly own-
ed when he was here, and among others to myself.
They valued not the demolition of Dunkirk, the fron-
tier of Portugal, nor the security of Savoy. They ab-
horred the thoughts of our having Gibraltar and Minor-
ca, nor cared what became of our dominionlB in Noith
America. All they had at heart was the^^overeignty
of Flanders, under the name of a barrier, and to stipu-
late what they could for the emperor, to make him easy
under their encroachments. I can farther assure your
grace, before any proposals were sent hei*e from France,
and ever since, until within these few months^ the Dutch
have been endeavouring constantly, by private intrigues
with that court, to undermine us, and put themselves at
the head of a treaty of peace ; which is a truth that
perhaps the world may soon be informed in, with seve-
ral othen that ate WlAe \awti, l&e&ldes, my lord, I
DOCTOR SWIFT. 257
doubt whether you have sufHcientlj reflected oq the
conditjop of thk kiogdom^ and the possibility of pursu-
ing the war at that ruinous rate. This argument is not
the weaker for being often urged. Besides, France is
likely to have a long minority ; or, if not, perhaps to be
en«:aged in a civil war. And I do not find that in pub-
lic affairs, human wisdom is able to make provisions for
futurity, which are not liable to a thousand accidents.
We have done all we can ; and for the rest, curenl pos-
ierL
Sir William Temple's Memoirs, which you mention-
ed, is his first part,* and was published twenty years ago ;
it is chiefly the treaty of Nimeguen, and was so well
known, that I could hardly think your grace has not
seen it.
I am in some doubt, whether a fall from a horse be
suitable to the dignity of an archbishop. It is one of
the chief advantages in a great station, that one is ex-
empt from common accidents of that kind. The late
kingt indeed got a fall ; but his majesty was a fox-hunt-
er. I question whether you can plead any precedent
to excuse you ; and, therefore, I^hope you will commit
no more such errors : and in the mean time, I heartily
congratulate with your grace, that I can rally you upon
this accident.
I am in some fear that our peace will hardly be con-
cluded in several weeks, by reason of a certain incident
that could not be foreseen ; neither can I tell whether
the parliament will sit before the conclusion of the
peace; because some persons differ in their politics
* That ig, tb^ first part existing ; for the first part wriften was de-
stroyed by Sir William Temple himself: of the tiiird, Dr. Swift was
tJie editor. N.
f King William 111. who died by a faU from his horse. N.'
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aboiit the matter. If others were not wiser thaa I>
your sesdon abould not^be deferred upon that account.
I am, with the greater respect, . -***
Your grace's most dutifiil and humble servant
VROm LORD BOLmGBROKE,
Thursday marmng, two o^clock^
Jan. 5, 1712-13.
Though I have not seen, yet I did not fail to write
to lord treasurer. Nan tua res agiiur^ dear Jonathan.
It is the treasurer's cause ;* it is my cause ; it is every,
man's cause, who is embarked on our bottom. Depend
upon it, that I never will neglect any opportunity of
showing that true esteem, that sincere affection, and
honest friendship for you, which fill the breast of your,
faithful friend,
BOLINOBROKE.
TO THE DUKE OF AROTLL.
act LORD, January 20, 1 7 1 2-1 3.
I WOULD myself have delivered the answer I aeot
yesterday to your grace at court by Dr« Arbuthoot, if I
bad not thought the right of complainipg to be on ray
side : for, I think it was my due, that you should have
* Tbii seems to relate ta tiie promodoo of Dn Swift, ia wlikli
Lord Bolmgbroke, in one of his letters, chaises the. lord treMorer
with being extremely backward. See also Journal to Stella, A|Kril7,
1713. Dr. Swift was xoade Dean of St. Patrick's oQ.the 23d oC that
DOCTOR SWIFT^
m
!mm(^(liateljr told me whatever you had heard aaiiflB of
my oondud to ymxt grace. Whenl bad the honour to
be first known to those in the ministry, I made it an eX"
press condition, ^ that whoever did me ill offices, they
should inform roe of what was said, and hear my viodi-
cation ; that I might not be mortified with countenan-
ces estranged of the sudden, and be at a loss for the
cause." And I think, there is no person alive, whose
flavour or protection I would pui-chase at that expense.
I could not speak to the disadvantage of your grace
without being ungrateful (which is an ill word) since
you were pleased voluntarily to make so many prefer*
sions of favour to me for some years past $ and your be*
iog a duke and a general, would have swayed me not
at all in my respect for your person, if I had not thouglit
you to abound in qualities, which I wish weie easier to
be found in those of your rank. I have indeed some*
times heard what your grace was told I reported ; but
as I am a stranger to colTee-houses, so it is a great deal
below me to spread coffee-house reports. This accusa-
tion is a little the hai'der upon me, because I have al-
ways appeared fond of your grace's character ; and
have, with great industry, related several of your gene-
rous actions, on purpose to remove the imputation of
the only real fault^ (for I say nothing of common frail-
ties) which I ever heard laid to your chai;ge. I confess,
I have often thought that Homer's description of Achil-
les bore some resemblance to your grace, but I do not
remember that ever I said so. At the same time, I
think few men were ever bom with nobler qualities to
fulfil and adorn every office of a subject, a fiienufimd a
protector, &c.
* In hit ** Mem^rt relating to tHe Changes in the Queen^s Minifi.
try," Dr. Swift speaki of the Duke of Ai^yll'* " iaLttf!5»RX.'K^^'«^-
hitioui spintf oerer euy uhlle there ww «By oofc ^XR»t\i»w^^^ "^
f«k) LETTERS TO AND FROM
■ ■ .
FlR)M ROBERT HUNTER, ESQ,."^ '
New-York, Match 1, 1712-13.
I THINK I am indebted to j'ou for twp letters, and
shovild have continued so, tiad it not been for the appre*
hension of your ^"tting a wrong construction upon my
neglect. My friends being few in number, I would not
williiigly, or by my own fault, neglect nor lose those I
have. The true cause is this. My unhappy circum-
stances have so soured me, that whatever I write must be
vinegar and gall to a man of your mirth. For the bet-
ter understanding of which, be pleased to read them in
the words of one of my most renowned predecessors :
Quando pens^ venir a este govierno a comer caliente, y a
hover fno, y a rccrear il cuerpo entre sahanas de Olanda
Sobre colchones depluma^ he venido a haser penitencia, eo-
mo scfitcra Ermctanno, y coino no la hago de me volontad^
f. pcnso que al caho al cabo, me ha de jfevar el diablo,
»w This worthy was indeed but a type of me, of which I
'^"^ could fully convince you by an exact parallel between
' our administrations and circumstances^ wliich I shall re-
serve to another opportunity.
The truUi of the matter is this : I am used like a dog,
after liaving done all that is in the power of man to de-
serve a better treatment, so that I am now quite jaded.
Mali vehi malo alio gubeniante, quam tarn malts recto-
rihus bene gubernare.
The approaciiiijg peace will give leisure to the minis*
. tiy to tfijnk of proper remedies for thedigtracled state of
aJltl^jjrovinces ; but of this more particul?irly, ihe im-
portance of it by its situation being greater, and the dan-
* B/ijfadier Hunter, jovemor of New-Yoric and New-Jersey, who
wa^ a/iterward appointed governor w\^ c"aL\>\.^\w-^"Kv\^^'\l of Jamaica,
Xu the room of tha Duke ^Pon\auA,\<Ho«L\e^>;)tvtTe,V\\7 \,Y?a. ^.
^
- DOCTOR SWIFT. 2Q
ger bj their conduct more immiaeDt, than that of the
rest. I haye dpqe toy duty la represeoting their ipro^
ce^dlngSy'and^ warning them of the consequences; and
there I leave it. . Neque tarn me tvtXvt^tet consoUdur
ut anlea quam xi't^^optet qud nulla in re tarn utor qudm
in hdc civili et pvJblicd. I have purchased a seat for a
bishop, and by orders from the society have given direc-
tion to prepare it for .his reception. You once upon a
day gave me hopes of seeing you there. It would be to
me no small relief to have so good a friend to complain
to. Wliat would it be to you to hear me when you could
not help me, I know not. Ccctera desunt — for the post
cannot stay. Adieu.
I am very sincerely your's,
R. HUNTER.
FROM GOVEJEINOR HUNTER.
New-York, March 14, 1712-13.
QUONORGH quanimi diadadejga geaeroghqua ague^
gon ichitckendgarei ; or, lest you should not have youp
Iroquoise Dictionary at hand, " Broihqr, I honoui'you,
and all your tribe;" though that is to be taken cum.
grano salts ; for one of them has done me much harm.
God reward him, &c. For that, and what you want to
know besides, relating to me, I refer you to the bearer,
Mr. Sharp, our chaplain ; a very worthy, ingenious, and
conscientious clergyman. I wrote to you .spme time
ago by a merchant ship, and therein gave you some hints,
of my sulfenngs, which aire not diminished sjnce that
time. In hopes of a better settlement, I wished for your
company. Until that comes, I can contribute to nothing^
but your spleen. Here is the Jiaest ot Vq \\s^ w^^\i.\!o^
sW
XETTEBB TO ANB ^JPROM
die uiiTene: and if our trees and bfards coold wptiUkt
mad our aBaemUTmeD be-aUeut, tiieJBflest conyex^tfeD
.loo. Fcft0iiiiiifi tellwfj bat not for me. For joa mut
•uiidarBtazid, according to the custom of our eountry, the
jlichqns are of the poorest of thftj ieople, I hare got
the wrong side of Sir Folklore's office; a great deal to
do, and nothing to receive. Ic( a word, and tobe serious
at last, I have spent three years of life in such torment
and vexation, that nothing in life can ever make amends
for it. Tu interim sis ketusy ei memor nostrikn. Vale^
'It* '£[«-
TO ARCHBISHOP KmC.
r
MY LORD^ London^ March 28, 1^13.
Although your humour of delaying, which is a good
deal in fashion, might serve me for authority and exam-
ple in not sooner acknowledging your grace's letter, I
shsll not make that use of it; but naturally tell.yOO,
that the public delay has been the cause of mine. We
have lived almost these two months past by the week,
expecting that parliament would meet, and the ^ueen
tell them that peace was signed. But unforeseen diffi-
culties have arisen, partly by some mistakes in our {>le*
Kiipotentiaries, as well as of those of France, loo long to
ttrottble your grace with, since we now reckon all will
be at an end ; and the queen has sent new powers to
}Jtrecht, which her ministers there must obey, I thinks
or be left without excuse. The peace will be g%ned
with France, Holland, the emperor. Savoy, Portugal,
and England : but Spain has yet no minister kt Utrecht,
tlie Dutch making difficulties about the Duke d'Os-
sane^B passports ; but the Marquis de Montellion i?in
0"
DOCTOR SWIFT. 2« . •
^ soda begin his journey ; at least he telh me so. How-
'-^vtx^ it 18 of DO great momeDt wliether Spain comes in
.'now, or a month hence ; and the parliament will be sa-
tisfied with the rest. People here have grumbled at
those prorogations until they are weary ; but they are
not very convenient, considering how many funds are
out, and how late it is in the year. They think of tak-
ing off two shillings in the pound from the land-tax;
"which I always argued earnestly against : but the court
lias a mind to humour the country gentlemen, and the
thing is popular enough ; but then we must borrow upon
new funds, which it will be of the last difficulty to in-
vent or to raise. The other party are employed in
qpreadiog a report most industriously, that the lord
treasurer intends, afler the pe^c^ to declare for the
vhigs. They have spread it in Scotland, to prepare
people for the next election ; and Mr. Annesly told me
the other day at my lord steward's, that he had heard I
writ the same to my friends in Ireland ; which, as it is
wholly without ground, so the fact is what I never had
the least belief of, although your lordship is somewhat of
his grace's mind, in not refusing to converse with his
greatest enemies ; and therefore he is censured, as you
say you are, upon the same account. And to those who
tsharge him with it (as some are free enough to do it) he
only says, his friends ought to tiust him ; and I have
some reason to believe, that after a peace, the direct
contrary will appear. For my own part, I entirely
agree with your grace, that a free man ought not to con*
fiiie his converse to any one party ; neither would I do
00 if I were free ; but I am not, and perhaps much less
is a great minister in such a juncture as this. Amodg
many qualities I have observed in the treasurer, there
is one which is something singular, that he will be under
an imputation, how wttag soever, without the paiins of
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clearing himself to his nearest friends, ixhkh is owing to
^ great integrity, great courage, or great contempt of cen-
sure. I know he has abundance of the two last, aud I
believe he has the first
Your grace's observations on the French dexterity in
negotiation, as well as their ill faith, are certainly right ;
but let both be as great as possible, we must treat with
them one time or other ; and if ministers will not be up-
on their guard against such notorious managers, tliey are
altogether inexcusable. But I do assure your grace,
that as it has fallen in my way to know more of the steps
of this whole treaty, than perhaps any one man beside, I
eannot see that any ihing in the power of humaa pru-
dence, under many difficult conjunctures, has been omit-
ted. We have been forced to conceal the best side^
which I agree has been unfortunate and unpopular ; but
you will please to consider, that this way of eveiy sub-
ject interposing their sentiments upon tlie management
of fereign negotiations, is a very new thing among us ;
«nd the suffering it has been thought, in the opinion of
wise men, too great a strain upon the prerogative ; espe-
cially giving a detail of particulars, which, in the varie-
ty of events, cannot be ascertained during the course of
a treaty. I could easily answer the objection of your
grace^s friends in relation to the Dutch, and why they
made those difficulties at the Hague and Gertruyden-
berg. And when the whole stoiy of these two last in-
triguing years comes to be published, the world will
have other notions of our proceedings. This periiaps
will not be long untold, and might already have been, if
other people had been no wiser than I. After all, my
lord, I grant that from a distant view of tilings, abun-
dance of objections may be raised against many p&rts of
our condiict. But the difficulties which gave room to
these objections are iiol sfe^u, wA^«x\\«^ ^ms of them
DOCTOR SWIFT. 265 f^
will never appear; neither maj it b6 coavenient they
should. If in the end it appears that we have made a
good bargain for you, we hope you will take it without
entering too nicely into the circumstances. I will not
undertake to defend our proceedings against any man wlio
will not allow this postulatum, that it was impossible to'
carry on the war any longer : which, whoever denies^
either has not examined the state of the nation with
respect to its debts, or denies it from the spirit of party. •
When a friend of mine objected this to-Lord Nottingham,
he freely confessed it was a thing he had never consider-
ed. But, however, be would be against any peace with-
out Spain ; and why ? because he was- not privy seali^
But then, why does he vote with the whigs in every
thing else, although peace has no concern ? because he
was not privy seal. - I< hope, my lord,' we shall in time
unriddle you many a dark problem, and let you see that
faction, rage, rebellion, revenge, and ambition, were deep>
ly rooted in the hearts of those who have been the great-
obstructors of the queen's measures, and of the kingdon^g
liappiness; and if I am not mistaken, such a scene may
open, as will leave the present age and posterity, little ■
room to doubt who were the real friends, and real eae- *
mies of their country.* At the same time I know nothing :
IS so rash as predicting upon the events of public coun-^
cils ; and I see many accidents very possible to happen i
which may soon defeat all my wise conjectures. I am^v
my lord,
Your grace's most dutiful -
and most humble obedient servant •
^Seehia^HistoryoftheFoarlast Years of tbeQueea.'* I^*
M 2~
v>
h 266 LETT^ERS TO AND FROM
FROM MR. PRIOR.*
Pdiris, Aprils, 1713.
Pray take this word, writ after our packet is closed,
aDd the messenger staying for it, as ao equivalent for-
your despatches at midnight when the writer was half •
asleep. Hang me if I know how to go on, though I am
in atcountry where every body does not only write let-
ters but print them. Our great affair goes on very suc-
cessfully. We tiAismit the Spanish treaty, concluded
at Madiid, for your approbation in England, and trans-
mission to Utrecht : after which I think, pctx sit will be-
come authentic Latin ; after which, I suppose, our socie-
ty will flourisli, and I shall have nothing to do but to
partake of that universal protection, which it will re-
ceive. In the mean time, pray give my great respects
to our brethren ;t and tell them that, while in hopes of
being favoui'ed, they are spending their own money. I
am advancing mj interest in the French language, and
forgetting my own mother tongue. But we shall have
time enough to perfect our English, when we have done
jvith other matters. I want mightily to hear from lord
treasurer. Tell him so. I owe brother Arbuthuot a
letter. Excuse my not wriiingto him, till I know wliat
to say. I cannot find Yanhomrigh^ since he brought me
your letter. I have a rari(y of a book to send you by
the first fair occasion. It makes but little of the English
wit, " The Guardian ;" but, possibly, I do not enter in-
to his design. Let Lord Bolingbroke know, I love him
* At that time pleuipoteotiary to France. H*
f The sixteen. Sec note to a lettei: from Lord Harley to Swift,
dated Julj 17, 1714. H.
t One of the brothers ot Vaneisai. ^t^ ^^ Vi\.\.« \s) Mm £«ther
rairhomrigh, datedJuly »,A7\^. H»
DOCTOB SWIFT. 267 f*
mightily ; and praj do you as much for Dick SkeltoD*
Adieu, my good friend* I am veiy truly,
Your obedient and faithful sei-vaut,
M. PRIOR.
FROM JOHN EARL POULETT.*
Afrit, Suhday afternoon.
I WAS called a\^ay presently after chapel, upon some
business which hindered me going up stairs at St. James's,
and occasions Dr. Swift the trouble of this, to make my
excuse for not returning the paper, which I here send
you ; and though it is not in my power to serve you in any
proportion to my unfeigned respects for you, yet I would
not be wanting, on my part, in any opportunity, where!
can, to express myself.
Sir, your most faithful humble servant,
POULETT.
TO, THE REV. MR. WILLIAM DRAPER,
DEAN, NBAH BASINGSTOKE, UAHPBHIR£.f
SIB, London, April ISylll 3,
I A5I ashamed to tell you how ill a philosopher I am,
and that a very ill situation of my affairs for three weeks'
past, made me utterly incapable of answering your
* Indorsed / Lord Steward, 1713.' N.
f First printed in Mr. Seward's Qiogi-aphiana, 1719, from the origi-
nal in the possession of thatexcelleiitvii^mtVst Qili^>aJ0ci^"^\.,'^'^^5v^ ^
of Readiog- W.
268 LETTERS TO AND FROM
obliging letter, and thaokiug jou for jour most agreeable
copy of verses. The prints will tell joa that I am con-
demned again to live in Ireland ; and all that the court
and ministry did for me was to let me choose my situa-
tioQ in the country where I am banished. I could not
forbear showing both your letter and verses to our great
men, as well as to the men of wit of my acquaintance ;
and they were highly approved by all. I am altogether
a stranger to your friend Appian ; and am a little angry
when those wiio have a genius lay it out in translations.
I question whether ' Res angusta domi' be not one of
your motives. Perhaps you want such a bridle as a
translation, for your genius is too fruitful, as appeai-s by
the freqency of your similies ; and this employment may
teach you to write like a modest man, as Shakspeare ex-
presses it.
I have been minding my Lord Bolingbroke, Mr.
Harcourt, and Sir William Win(4ham, to solicit my lord
chancellor to give you a living, a>s a business which be-
longs to our society, Avho assume tl)^e title of re warders
of merit. They are all very well G^isposed, and I shall
not fail to negotiate for you while I a^y in England,
which will not be above six weeks; but I Bope to ^^J^tn
in October, and if you are notUien provided for, I ^«
move heaven and earth thatd^omethiog may be done for
you. Our society has not ro^t of late, else I would have
jtnoved to have two of us sent in form to request a living
for you from my lord chancellor ; and, if you have any
wayto employ my ^rvices, I desire you will let me
knowlt, aB^HWievfi me, to be very sincerely,
Sir,
Yonr most faithful humble servant,
JON. SWIFT.
f
DOCTOR SWIFT. id
w
FROM DR. ATTERBURY.-
ChdsctJLy Tuesday Mormtf^
«R. DEAN, April 21, 1713.*
Give me leave to tell you, that there is do man in
England more pleased with your beiiag preferred than I
am. I would have told you so myself at your lodgings,
but that my writing confines me. I had heard a flying
report of it before ; but-my Lord Bolingbroke yesterday
confirmed the welcome news, to me. I could not ex-
cuse myself without saying thus much ; and I have
DOt time to say more, but that I' am your most affection^
ate and fiaiithful servant,.
FR. ATTERBURY.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
j»nr LORD, London^ AprH 30, 1713,
I HAD the honour of your grace's letter of the 14tb,
which at present I cannot answer particularly : I send
this to welcome your grace to the Bath, whei'e we con-
clude you are now arrived ; and I hope the design of
your journey is more for prevention than cure. L sup-
pose your grace has heard that the queen has made Dr.
Sterne Bishop of Dromore,. and that I am to succeed him
in his deanery. Dr. Farnell, who is now in town, writ
last post to your grace, to desire the favour of you that
he may have niy small prebend :f he thinks it will be
some advantage to come into the chapter, where it may
* Indorsed hy Dr. Swift, " Dr. Attcrbury^ M^^ *iV> VIA^^ ■ifc«5X
eleven ia the morolog. I believe a\\ to wo ^tvow^.^*^ "^^
/ Of Dtmhyla. See a Itttet toI>«Mi^\«tTO» kv«'^V\'»^^^' "^
979 LETTERS TO Ajm FROM
poesibty be in my power to serve him io a way agreeable
to him, ahhough ia no degree equal io his ments ; by
which he iias distinguished himself so much, that he h
iu great esteem with the ministry, and others of the most
Taluable persons in tiiis town. He has been many years^
under your grace's <iirection, and has a very good title
to your favour; so that I believe it will be unnecessary
to add how much I should be obliged to your grace's
compliance in this matter : and I flatter myself that his
being agreeable to me, will be no disadvantage to him in
your grace's opinion.
I am, with the greatest respect, my lord,
^ Your grace's most dutiful
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
TO LORD CHANCELLOR HARCOURT.
MV LORD, Mai/, 1713.
I WONDER your lordship would presume to go out of
town, and leave me in fear that I should not see you be-
fore I go to Ireland, which will be in a week. It is a
strange thing you should prefer your own health, and
ease, and convenience, before my satisfaction. I want
your lordship for my solicitor. I want your letter to
your younger brother of Ireland, to put him under my
government : I want an opportunity of givingyour. lord-
ship my humblest thanks, for a hundred favours you
have done me : I wanted the sight of your lordship this
day in York buildings. Pray, my lord, come to town
before I leave it, and supply all my wants. My lord
treasurer uses me bavbatovuAy •, ^.^t^lula to cany me to
Kensiogtoo^ and laakes me n«;A\l ^Q>n mA^^Tixv^s^!^
D0G1OB SWIFT. 2TL
He laughs when I mention a tbousand pouod which he
gives nie; though a thousand pound is a very serioui^
thing, 6ic.
TO MR. ADDISON.
•
SIR, Mojf 13,1713.
I WAS told yesterday, by several persons, that Mr.
Steele liad reflected upon me in his Guardian : M'hich I
could hardly believe, until, sending for the paper of the
day, I found he had, iu several parts of it, insinuated
witli the utmost malice, that I was author of the Ex-
aminer ;* and abused me in the grossest manner he could
possibly invent, and set his name to what he had writ-
ten. Now, sir, if I am not author of the Examiner,^
how will Mr. Steele be able to defend himself from the
imputation of the highest degree of basenesss, ingrati-
tude, and injustice ? Is he so ignoj*ant of my temper,
and of my style ? lias he never heard that the author
of the Examiner (to whom I am altogether a stranger)-)
* In tlic Guardiun, No, LIIl. Mr. Steele says, " TUougb sometimes
I have been told by familiar friends, that they saw me such a time
talking to the Examiner; others who have rallied mc for the Fins of mj
youth tell me4t is credibly reported that I haye formerly lain withihe
Examiner, 1 have carrried my point ; and it is nothing to me wheth^ -
the Examiner writes in tbe character of an cttranged Jriendy or ao
exasperated rhistress.^^ — By the first of these appellations, Dr. Swift is
to be understood ; by the latter, Mrs. Manley, authoress of the Ata-
laotis, who frequently contributed to the writing of the Examiu-
er. N.
f See tlie fifth volume of tliis collection. The reader will recollect
flie received opinion, that Dr. Swift never wrote any Examiners aftwr
June 7, 1711. The curious may see an accurate and satisfactory ac-
count of the Examiner, and of this circumstance parUcul^vV<j ^ vgl
the edltioa of (he Tattler, with notes, IT^B^ voV ^.^<^»*i^a^^»'^*S^•"^
472 LETTERS TO AND FROM
did, a month or twoflgo^ vudicairme from haviog any"
concern in it ? Should not Mr. Steele have first expos-
tulated with me as a friend ? Have I deserved this
usage from Mr. Steele, who knows very well that my
lord treasurer has kept him in his employment upon my
entreaty and intercession ? My lord chancellor and my
Lord Bolingbroke will be witnesses, how T was reproach-
ed by my lord treasurer, upon the ill returns Mr. Steeir
made to bis lordship's indulgence, &c«
FROM MR. STEELE.
SIR, M(i;y 19, 1713.
Mr. Addison showed me your letter, wherein you^
mention me. They laugh at you, if they make you be-
lieve your interposition has kept me thusr long in my
office. If you have spoken in my behalf at any time, T
am glad I have always treated yon with respect ; though'
I believe you an accomplice of the Examiner. In the
letter you are angry at, you^e I have no reason for
being so merciful to him, but out of regard to the impu-
tation you lie under. You do not in direct terms say
you are not concerned with him ; but make it an aigu^
ment of your innocence, that the Examiner has declared -
you have nothing to do with him. I believe I could
prevail upon the Guardian to say there was a mbtake
in putting my name in his paper : but the English would
laugh at us, should we argue in so Irish a manner. I
am heartily glad of your being made Dean of St Fat-
rick's.
I am, sir,
YouT mofX <fce^\«CL\.\v>xm\A%.^tvflLnt
DOCTOR SWIFT. 273
TO MR. STEELE.
I
« # » #
* * t I may probably know better, when
they are disposed ***,*#**. The case
irasthus: I did, with the utmost application, and desir-
ing to lay all my credit upon it, desire Mr. Harley (as
he then was called) to show you mercy. He said,
" He would, and wholly upon my account : that he would
appoint you a day to see him : that he would not ex-
pect you should quit any friend or principle." Some
days after, he told me, " He had appointed you a day,
and you had not k^t it;" upon which he reproached
me, as engaging for more than -I could answer ; and ad-
vised me to more caution another time; I told him, and
desired my lord chancellor and Lord Bolingbroke to be
witnesses, that I would never speak for, or against you^
as long as I lived ; only I would add, that it was still
my opinion, you should have mercy till you gave fur*
ther provocations. This is the history of \^ hat you think
fit to call, in the spirit of insulting, ^* their laughing at
me :" and you may do it securely ; for, by the most io-
human dealings, you have wholly put it out of my pow-
er, as a christian, to do you tlie least ill ojf&ce. Next I
desire to know, whether the greatest services ever done
by one man to another, may not have the same turn as
properly applied to them ? And, once more, suppose
they did laugh at me, I ask whetiber my. inclinations to
i It has unluckily happened that two or three lines have heen torn
by accident from the beginning of this letter; and by the same acci-
dent, two or three lines are missing towardthe latter part, which were
written on the back part of the paper which was torn off. But what
remains of this letter, will, I presume, be very satisfactory to the iH-
teUigent reader. D.S.
404 LETTERS TO ANI) ^ROM
•erve 7011, merit to be rewarded by the vilest treatment^
whether tbej sucoeeded or not ? 'If ybai interpretatipi^
were true, I wsfs laughed at only for your sake ; which^
1 think, is going pretty far to serve a friend. As to' the
letter I complain o^ I appeal to your most parliU
friends, whether you ought not either to have asked, or
written to me, or desired to have been informed by a
third hand, whether I were any way concerned in writ-
ing the Examiner ? And if I had shuffled, or answer-
ed indirectly, or affirmed it, or said I would not give
you satisfaction; you might then have wreaked ynur
levenge with some colour of justice. I have several
times assured Mr. Addison, ahd fifty others, ^^ That I
had not the least hand in writing any of those papers;
said that I had never exchanged one syllable with the
inipposed author* in my life, that I can remember, nor
«ver seen him above twice^ and' that in mixed company,
in a place where he came to pay his attendance/' One
thing more I must obseive to you, that a year or tiro
sigo, when some printers itted to briag me their papers
Id manuscript, I absolutely ibrbid them to give any hints
igainst Mr. Addison and you, and some others ; and
Inve frequently struck out refllectio&s upon you in par-
tfculair, and should (I believe) have done it still, if I had
not wholly left oflf troubling myself aboiit those kidd of
filings.
I {Motest I never saw any thing more liable to excep-
tfoo, than every patt is of the letter you were pleased to
Irrite me. Tou plead, ^ That I do not in mine to Mr.
Addison, in direct terms, say I am not concerned with
ihe Exanuner." And is that an excuse for the mosi
* It 18 clear that Swift b11 along aUudesto Oldisworth as author <^£
ihe Examiners. Steele, on the contrary, sets out on the supposition
that those papers were «^tikA|iK«ds^«^<Qnk oC Swift and Mrs. M?tiy
Ay. N.
BOCTOIt SWIFT. STS'
arage injuries in the world a week before f How far
rou cat! prerail with the Guardiaq, I shall qot trouble
l^aelf to inquire; and am more concerned how you
dll dear your own honour and conscience, than my re-
Nitatioo. I shair hardly lose one friend by What youf
M# » # # J i^Qow not any ***** * * laugh at me
1^ any ****** absurdity of youi's. There are
olecisms in morals as well as in languages ; and to which
»f the virtues you will reconcile your conduct to\rie, is
>ast my imagination. Be pleased to put these ^estions
youi'self : '' If Dr. Swift be entirely innocent of what
[accuse him, how shall I be able to make him satisfao*
ion ? And how do I know but he may be entirely in*
locent ? If he was laughed at only because he solicited
br me, is that a sufficient reason for me to say the yilest
hings of him in print, under my hand, i^ithout any pro-
rocation ? And how do I know but he may be in the
%ht, when he strjnn I was kept in my employmeat at liis
nterposition ? If he never once ifeflected on me the least
n any paper, and has hudered many others ftom doiiig
t, how can I justify myself, for endeavouring in tnin*,
o ruin his credit as a christian and a derg^yman ?"
I am, sir, your most obedient humble servant,
f U&e the mamneript is'toni. H. fit
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FROM SIR T. HAIfMER * I
SIR, Tuesday, \
I KEEP only the last book,! vbich I shall, have gone
through before night. The rest I send you, with the
very few observations I made upon them, which yet
were as many as I could see any occasion for ; though,
I do assure you, I read with the same strictness and ill
nature as in the former part I am,
Your most humble servant, &c.
THO. HANMER.
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MY LORD, London May 23, 1713.
I HAD the honour of. a letter from your grace, the
18th instant, from Chester. I was confidently told,
about three weeks ago, that your grace was expected
every day at the Bath ; and you will find a letter there
as old as that, with a requisition in favour of Dr. Par-
nell, who, by his own merit, is in the esteem of the chief
ministers here. I am very sensible, that the loss your
grace has suffered in the removal of Dr. Sterne will
never be made up by me, upon a great many accounts :
however, I shall not yield to him in respect and vene-
ration for your grace's character and person ; and I re-
turn you my most grateful acknowledgments for the
offer you make me of your favour and protection. I
think to set out for Ireland on Monday sevenniglit, to
* Indorsed, ' Received about May, 1713.' H.
f Of the MS. History o£ \Xi% Peace of Utrecht B.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 277
e there before the term ends ; for so they advise me^
B^se the long vacation follows, in which I cannot
ike the oaths, unless at a quarter sessions ; and I had
etter have two chances than one. This will hinder me
"om paying my respects to your grace at the Bath ; and
ideed my own health would be better, I believe, if I
ould pass a few weeks liiere : but my remedy shall be
iding, and a sea voyage. I have been inquiring, and
m told your grace's cause will hardly come on this ses-
lon ; but indeed I have been so much out of order
>r these ten days past, that I have been able to do
lOthing.
As to the spire to be erected on St. Patrick's steeple,*
am apt to think it will cost more than is imagined ;
nd I am confident that no bricks made In that part of
relaud, will bear being exposed so much to the air :
owever, I shall inquire among some architects here.
I hope your grace will find a return of your health
ci the place where you are. I humbly beg your bless-
]g ; and remain, with great respect, my lord.
Your grace's most dutiful,
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
* Dr. Sterne (predecessor to Dr, Swift, as Dean of St- Patrick's
Mhedral, Dublin, afterward Bishop of Dromore, from whence he
ras translated to the see of Clogher) left 1200^ to erect a spire on
he top of that steeple, which was built a few years after his lord-
hip's death. It is an octagon of many feci high, liuilt of white hard
nountain stone, with a gilt ball at the top of it, which may be seen
it the distance of many miles. P.
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FROM MIL STEBJUE^
}
ftm Blocmabwry^ Majf 20, 1713.
I HAVE received jour's, and find it is impossible for a
raao to judge ia his owo case. For an allusion to 70a,
as one under the imputatiou of helping the Examiner,
and owning I was restrained out of respect to 70U, 70a
tell Addison, under your hand, ^ joa think me the vilest
of mankind," and bid him tell me so. I am obliged to
70U for aoj kind thinp said in ray behalf to the trea-
surer; and assure jou, when you were in Ireland, you
- were the constant subject of my talk to men in power at
that time. As to the vilest of mankind, it would be a
glorious world if I were : for I would not conceal iny
thoughts in favour of an injuitd man, though all the
powers on earth gainsaid it, to be made the first man is
the nation. This position, I know, will ever ohptruct
my way in the world ; and I have conquered mj de*
sires accordingly. I have resolved to content myaeV
with what I can get by my own industry, and the im-
provement of a small estate, without being anxiow
whether I am ever in a coiurt again <» not I do as-
sure you, I do not speak this calmly, after the ill usage * i
in your letter to Addison, out of tcrnnr of your wit, 01 ^
my lord treasurer's power; but pure kindness to the
agreeable qualities, I once so passionately delighted lo^
in you. You knowf I know nobody, but one that
talked after you, could tell, ^ Addison had bridled me
in point of party." This was ill hinted, both with lela^
tion to him, and, sir.
Your most obedient humble servant,
RICHARD STEELE.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 2r»
1 know DO part^; but the truth of tlie question is what
I mU support as well as I can, wbeu any man I Im-
>-^::jiour is attacked.
TO MR. STEELE.
«tB, 110^27,1713.
The reason I give 70U the trouble of this replj to
jour letter, is because I am gdng in a very few dajns
to Ireland : and although I intended to return towi^
winter, jet it may happen, from the cominon accidental
of life, that I may never see you again.
In your yesterday's letter, you are pleased to take the
complaining side, and think it hard I should write to Mr.
Addtison as I did, onl/ for an allusion. This allusion
Wag only calling a clergyman of some little distinction
an infidel ; a clergyman, who was your friend, who
always loved you, who had endeavoured at least to
serve you ; and who, whenever he did write any thingi:
made it sacred to himself never to fling out the least
bint against you.
One thing you are pleased to fix on me, as what you
are sure of; that the Examiner had talked after me,
when he said, '^ Mn Addison had bridled you In point of
party.'' I do not read one in six of those papers, nor
ever knew he had such a passage ; and I am so igno-
rant of this, that I cannot tell what it means : whether,
that Mr. Addison kept you close to a party, or that he
hindered you from writing about party. I never talked
or writ to that author in my life; so that he could not
l|ave learned it from me. And in shinrt, I solemnlj
affirm, that with relation to every friend I have, I am as
imiocent, as it is possible for a human creature to be.
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And whether you believe me or not, I thiok, with sub-
111)88100, ydu ought to. act as if jaa Jbelicved me, till you
have demonstration to the contrary; I have all flh^^^,
ministry to be my witnesses, that there is hardly a man
of wit of the adverse party, whom I have not been so
bold as to recommend often and with earnestness to
them : for, I think, principles at present are quite out of
the case, and that we dispute wholly about persons. In
these last you and I diiTer; but in the other, I think*
we agree : for I have in print professed myself in poli-
tics, to be what we formerly called a whig.
As to the great man* whose defence you undertake ;
though I do not think so well of him as you do, yet I
have been the cause of preventing five hundred hard
things being said against him.
I dm sensible I have talked too much when myself is
the subject : therefore I conclude with sincere wishes
for your health and prospenty, and am, sir,
Yodrs, &c.
You cannot but remember, that in the only thing I ever •
published with my name, I took care to celebrate
you as much as I could, and in as handsome a man-
ner, though it was in a letter to the present lord trea-
surer.
FROM ERASMUS LEWIS, ESQ,t
Whitehall, June 2, 1713.
I HOPE this will meet you at Chester, and that your
passage at sea will be favoured with as mild weather as
* Dute of MarlboTovx^Jv. D. S.
' f Secretary to Lord B^xXmoMflck, ^"ft^ taeBJoet ^w lA^twithiel. B.
BOCTOR SW1*T. 2131
'your journey by land has been these two first daj^
The division yesterday, in the^bouse of lords, was fifty-^
"^nfour against fifty-four. Proxies were called- for, and we
liad seventeen lo thirteen. This is the greatest victory
we ever had. The Duke of Argyll and the Scotch
were against us to a man. Lords Weymouth and Carte-
ret were with them. It was very comical to see the tories,
who voted with lord treasurer against the dissolution of
the union, und^r all the perplexities in the world, lest
they should be victorious ; and the Scotch, who voted*
for a bill of dissolution, under agonies lest they them-
selves should carry the point they pretended to desire.
In all the time I have been conversant in business,
I never before observed both sides, at the same time,
acting parts which they thought contrary to their in-
terests. Let us hear from you sometimes, and believe
there is nobody with more sincerity your's, than, Szc.
FROM THE REVEREI^D MR. SHARPE.^
KEVEREND SIR, Londoti, Juuc A^ 1713.
I WAS commanded by his excellency Brigadier Hun-
ter, governor of New- York, to deliver the enclosed
with my own hand, had I been eo happy, for his service
and my own satisfaction, as to have seen you at Lon-
don. I am persuaded your influence here might have
contributed to create a better opinion of him, among
some leading men in the society for propagation of the
Gospel in foreign parts, who have been much imposed
on by the clamorous memorials of some indiscreet mis-
sionaries abroad. He has the just esteem of two thirds of
* Chaplaia to Brigadier Hunter, GovexiiOT cA ^^-^i-XwY, '^^
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Ibe clergy in his government, and the greatest part of
the laity, who have either seose^ probity, or honour ;
but his adversaries have made the church's cause a fa-
vourable handle for tlieir repeated complaints, which,
with the application of their fiiends here, makes them
hopeful of success.
I have been twelve years abroad, in the service oi
the church in America : the last ten were in the station
of chaplain to her majesty's forces at New-Tork, where
I had the oppoi'tunity of being very near to the several
governors ; and do assure you, that if I had ever ob-
serve in him any inclination to weaken the interest of
the church there, I could fiot in conscience offer to ex-
cuse him ; but lie is better known to you, than that I,
who am altogether unknown, should presume to give his
character.
What I beg leave to entreat of you is, to recommend
nic in my endeavours for his service, to the advice and
absistaiice of your friends* The perplexity of all his
affairs at this time claims the good offices of all that
wish him well. If, in favour to his excellency, you are
pleased to honour me with the pardon of this, and what
return the enclosed may require, direct for me to the
care of Mr. James Douglas, meichant, in Fencouit,
Fenchurch street, Londou. I beg leave to subscribe
myself, with great respect, reverend sir, your most ob^
dient and most humble servant,
JOHN SHARPE.
JftOCTOR SWIFT. 283
TO MISS VANHOMRIGH*
Laracor^ JtdyS, 1713.
I STATED but a fortnight io Dublin, verj sick ; and
returned not one visit of a hundred, that were made me ;
but all to the dean, and none to the doctor. I am riding
here for life,* and I think I am something better. I
hate the thoughts of Dublin, and prefer a field bed, and
an earthen floor, before the great house there, which
they say is mine. I had your last splenetic letter. I
told you, when I left England, I would endeavour to
forget every thing there, and would write as seldom as
I could. I did indeed design one genera] round of let-
ters to my friends ; but my health has not yet suffered
me. I design to pass the greatest part of the time I
stay in Ireland, here, in the cabin where I am now
sWriting : neither will I leave the kingdom till I am sent
for ; and if they have no farther service for me, I will
never see England again. At my first coming, I tliought
I should have died with discontent ; and was hoiTibly
melancholy, while they were installing me, but it begins
to \rear off, and change to dulness. My river walk is
extremely pretty, and my canal in great beauty ; and I
see trouts playing in it. . I know not any one thing now
in Dublin. But Mr. Ford is very kind, and writes to
me constantly what passes among you. I find you ar^
lilTewise a good politician ; and I will say so much to
you, that I veiily think, if the thing you know of had
* This is the lady whom the Dean has celebrated by the name o^
yaQo«sa. She was the eldest daughter of Bartholomew Vanhomrigh,
first a tierchant of Amsterdam, and afterward of Dublin, who was ap-
pointed commissary of the stores by King William, upon his expedi-
tion into Ireland. Her mother was the daughter of Mr. Stone^ the
commissioner, and niece to the accomptant-^enss^Y q^ \\«\^\A. ^«
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been published just upon the peace, the ministry n)i|s;hi
have avoided what has since happened : but I am now
fitter to look after willows, and to cut hedges, than med-
dle with alTairs of state. I must order one of the work-
men to drive those cows out of my island, and make up
the ditch again ; a work much more proper for a coun->
try vicar, than driving out factions, and fencing against
them. I must go and take my bitter draught to cure
my head, which is spoiled by the bitter draughts which
the public has given me. So go to your dukes and
duchesses, atid leave me to goodroan Bumford, and Pa*
trick Dolan, of Glanduggan. Adieu.
FROM Elf ASM US LEWIS, ESQ.*
Whitehall, Jtdy 9, 1713.
We are all running headlong into the greatest confii-
sion imaginable. Sir Thomas Hanmerf is gone into the
country this morning, I believe much discontented ;^ikI
I am very apprehensive, neither Lord Angleseaj: nor
he will continue long with us. I heartily wish you
were here ; for you might certainly be of great use to
usTljy your endeavours to reconcile, and by represent-
hig to them the infallible consequences of these divisioiis..
We had letters this morning from Ireland. What is the
reason I had none from* you? Adieu. I hope your
Ivant of health is not the cause.
*• Indorsed, " Mr. Lewis, about the divisions," &,c.
+ Speaker of the bouse of commons. B.
X ArtbiH', who was joint vice treasurer of Ireland with fedwapdf
iTarl of Clarendon. B.
DOCTOR SWIJFT. 28^
*
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
«
HY LORD, TniM, Jnhf 1 6, 1 7 1 3.
I HAVE been about five weeks io^this kingdom, but so
extreme) J ill with the return of an old disorder in my
head, that I was not able to write to your grace. I
have been the greatest part of that time at my country
parish, riding every day for my health. I can tell your
grace nothing from Dublin, having spent the days I was
there between business and physic, and paid no visits,
nor received any but one day ; and I reckon it no great
loss, for I hear they are all party mad ; and it is one
felicity of being among willows, that one is not u*oubled
with faction. I hope you have as little of it at the
Bath ; for I cannot fancy it does well with the waters^
If your grace goes to London from the Bath, I believe
I may have the honour of waiting oi^ you ; although I
Aall do all in my power to save the trouble of such a
journey, which neither my fortune nor my health will
very well bear. I hope you feel the good effects of the
place you are in; and I pray God continue your life,
for the good of his church.
The other day, Mr. Thacker, prebendary of Sagard
\and vicar of Rathcool, died ; and it would be a great
mark of goodness in your grace, as well as a personal
favour to me, if you would please to dispose of his liv-
ings in favour of Mr. Thomas Warburton, who has beeii^
many years my assistant in the cure of Laracor, has be-
haved himself altogether unblamably, and is a gentlemaa
of very good learning and sense. If I knew any one
more deserving, I would not recommend him ; neither
would I do it however, because I know your grace has
a great many dependants, but that it will be a great use
to me to have a vicar in od£ oi ukj x^V»&^ ^sA>\\Ri^
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my deanery, in irhom I can confide. I am told the Ht-
lugs amount to a hundred and twenty pounds a year at
most; and it may probably happen in my way to be
able to oblige some friend of your's in a greater matter,
'vrliich I shall very readily do.
I am, with the greatest respect, my lord.
Your grace's mo§t obedient
and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT. -
FROM ERASMUS LEWIS, ESQ,.*
WhUehaU, July 30, 1713.
This day se'nnight the queen goes to Hampton Court,
and the Monday followhig to Windsor. I fency by tbst
time Mr. Bromleyf will be secretary of state, in the rooifa
of my lord4 Lord treasurer was abroad this evening,
for the first time after a fortnight's illness. I hear there
came a dozen of letters from you by the same post to
your friends here. My lord treasurer desires you^H
make all possible haste over; for we want you ex-
tremely.
* Indorsed, '^ Mr. Lewis, pressing me to come over.** N.
f William Bromley, Esq. appointed secretary of state, August 17,
1713, in the room of William, £arl of Dartmouth, made lord privj
soaL B.
X Paf tmeuth, to whom Mr. Lewis had been secretary^ 9.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 287
TO BISHOP ATTERBURY.
The Country in Ireland,
JAY LORD, Jug. 3, 1713.
It is with the gi'eatest pleasure I heard of your lord-
ship's promotion, I mean that particular promotion which
I beKeve is agreeable to you,* though it does not mend
your fortune. There is but one other change I could
wish you, because 1 have heard you prefer it before all
the rest; and that likewise is noW ready ,f unless it be
thought too soon, and that you are made to wait till an-
other person has used it for a step to cross the water.;}:
Though I am here in a way of sinking into utter obli-
vioD: for
^* Hce laiehra nee dulcc.% ncc, id ntihi credis, canomce :^'
yet I shall challenge the continuance of your lordship's
favour: and whenever I come to London, shall with
great assurance cross the park to your lordship's house
at Westminster, as if it were no more than crossing the
street, at Chelsea. I talked at this threatening rate so
often to you about two years past, that you are not now
to forget itk
• The deanery of Westminster. N.
f The bishopric of London was then vacant, by tUe deatb of Dr.
Compton, who died July 4, 17J3. N.
X To Lambeth. It is more than insinuated by Dr. Maty, that At-
terbary*8 ambition extended to York or Canterbury. Yet those who
were better acquainted with his views, knew that Winchester would
have been much more desirable to him than any of the others. And
there are persons still living, who have been told, from respectable
authority, that that bishopric was offered to him whenever it should
become vacant (and, till that event should happen, a pension of ^0002.
a year, beside an ample provision for Mr. Morice) if he would cease
to give the opposition he did to Sir Robert Walpdle^s administration,
by his speeches and protests in the house of lordf«. Wiien that ofSsr
was rejected by the bishop, then the contrivance for his ruin was d^
termined en. N. ^
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Pray, my lord, do Dot let your being made a b]jsfiop>
Ijinder yoa from cultivating the politer studies, ii'hich
your heart was set upon when you went to govern
Christ Church. Providence has made you successor ta
a person, who, though of a much inferior genius,"^ turned
all his thoughts that way; and, I have been told, with
.great success, by bis countenance to those who deserved.
I envy Dr. Freindf that he has you for his inspector;
and J envy you for having such a person in your dia-
irict, and whom you love so well. Shall not I have
liberty to be sometimes a third among you, though I am
an Irish deau ?
*' Vervecum in patridy crassoqm sub aere natus.^^X
A very disordered head hindered me from writing^
*farly to your lordship, M'hcn I first heard of your pre-
ferment ; and 1 have reproached myself of ingratitude^
v.'iieu I remembered your kindness in sending me a let-
ter upon tlie deanery they thou^t fitto thi*ow m^ intof
to which I am yet a straftger, being forced into the
country, in one of my old parishes.^ to ride about for a
iutle health. I hope to have the honour of asking youf
lordship^s blessing seme time in October. Jo the mean
while, I desire your lordship to believe me to be, with
* The works of Bishop Sprat, besides his few poems, are, " The
History of the Royal Society ;" »« Thie Life of Cowley;" " The Aih
swer toSorbiere;" " The History of the Ryehousc Plot;" *» The Re-
lation of his own Examination;" and a rohime of ** Sermons." Dr.
Johnson says, *' I have heard it observed with great justness, * that
every book is of a difl^rent kind, and that each has its distinct and
characteristical excellence.' In his poems, he considered Cowley as
a model ; and supposed that, as he was imitated, perfection was ap-
proached.*' N.
f Dr. Freind, then head master of Westminster school. N.
\ " land of bogs
" With ditches fenc'd, a Heaven fat with fogs."
Juvenal, Sat. X. 75.
b tiaracor anti BLaLtiibe6%\n. 1^,.
DOCTOR SWIFC. 2S§
Teiy great respect and truth, niy lord, your lordship's
tnost dutiful and most humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
FROM MR. PRIOR.
Paris, Aug. 5-16, 17ia
As I did not expect, my good friend Jonathan, ta
have received a letter from you at Dublin, so I am sure
I did not intend to write one thither to you; but Mr.
Rosingrave thinks it may do him a service, in recom*
mending him to you. If so, I am very glad of it ; for it
can be of no other use imaginable. I have writ letters
now above twenty-two years. I have taken towns, de-
stroyed fleets^ made treaties, and settled commerce in
letters. Anil "b hat of all this ? Why, nothing ; but that
I have had some subject to write upon. But to write a
letter only because Mr. Rosingrave has a mind to carry
one in his pocket, to tell you, that you are sure of a
friendship, which can never do you three pence of good,
and wish you well in £ngland very soon, when I do
»ioi know when I am likely to be there myself; all this^
I say, is very absurd for a letter ; especially when I have
this day written a doa^n much more to the purpose. If
I had seen your manuscript;* if I had received Dr. Par-
nell's poem ; if I had any news of Landen being taken ^
why well and good : but as I know do more than the
Duke of Shrewsbury desigus for England within three
weeks ; that I must stay here till somebody else corneal
and then — brings me necessarily to say, good Mr. Dea%
• Of the Hif tory of the Peace of Utreckt B^
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that I am like the fellow io the Rehearsal, that did not
know if he was to be merry or serious^ or In what waj
or mood to act his part. Ooe thing only I am assured
o( that I love you very well ; and am, most dncerely and
faithfully, dear air, your servaat and brother,'"'
M. PRIOR.
Lord and Lady Shrewsbury give their service to you.
Tanhomrigh has run terribly here in debt, and, being
in durance, has sent to his mother upon pecuniary con-
cems. Adieu once more.
What we are doing, or what is to become of us, I know
not.
** Prodens futari temporu •xitum
" CaIij(io(M& oocte premitDeus,
" Ridetque '»
This is all the Latin and writing I can at present spare
you.
Pray give my service to your Chancellor,! and be much
acquainted with Judge Nutley, «nd love him very
well for mj sake. Adieu. Once more, find out my
cousin Penny fether and Nutley (if he is not too grave
for you ;) and according to the laudable custom of
your country, drink this Louis out, for a token of my
g^aeroaij and your sobriety. And now I think, I
have fiuroished out a very pretty letter.
* He was one of the sizteeD. H.
f Sir Copitutine Fhippi.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 291
FROM MR. LEWIS.*
WkitehaU, Aug. 6, nU.
I HAVE 80 often, and in so pressing a manner, desired
you to come cover, 4hat, if what I have already said ha^
no effect, I shall despair of better success by any farther
arguments. If I were to recapitulate the several rea^
sons you offer- to the contrary, and answer them separate*
ly, I should grow peevish ; which I have no way to
avoid, but by telling you in general, it is all wrong.
Tou and I have already laid it down for a maxim, that
we must serve lord treasurer, without receiving oixiers or
particular instructions ; and I do not yet see a reason for
changing that rule. His mind has been communicated
more freely to you than ai^ other ff but you will not
understand it. The desires of great men are commands ;
at least the only ones, I hope, they ever will be able to
use. You have a mind to stay in Ireland till October,
and desire me to give my opinion whether you should
come sooner ? I answer, yes. Then you bid me con-
sider again ; that is, you would have me say I am of
opinion you should stay till October. When judges
would have a jury change their verdict, they bid them
consider again : when a man is determined to marry a
woman, and his friend advises him against it, he asks his
opinion again ; and if his friend is so silly as not to alter
his advice, he marries without it. I am as much in the
spleen now I am answering your letter, as you were
when you writ it. Come over: you will cure yourself
and me too. Adieu.
* Indorsed, ** Mr. LeWip, pre9!>iiig mc to come over'* N.
f By this it appears, that Lord Orrerj was jnistakeo whea he«ud
that SicUl was tm^loytd^ not trusltd, H.
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#
FROM DR. SMALRIDGE.
BiR. DEAN, Christ Church, Sept, 27, 1 7]3v
Whsn jou was so kiud as to favour the master of the
Teniplef aod me with your company at the chaplaia's
tabl% at KeDsiDgtoo, there diiied with us oue Mr. Fidde84
a well deserving clerg^'man, whose circumstaDces, we
told you, were not at all suitable to his merits. You ex^
preased on that occasion so generous a concern for him,
and so great a readiness to do him. any good ofl&ces, which:
might lie in your way, that he seems to think he should
be wanting to himself if he did not endeavour to culti-
vate an interest with one so willing and so able to serve
him. He has therefore made repeated instances to me^
that I would remind you of him, which I should not have
hearkened to, were I not well assured,, that you would
excuse, if not thank me, for furnishing you with an op-
portunity of doing a generous and good natured tiling.
You will not, I foncy, think a formal application to any
great man in his behalf either proper or nequisite ; but
if you should^ upon the perusal of one or two of his ser-
mons, think as well of them as I do, and should in coo-
▼ersation with my lord treasurer express a good opiuioa
of the author, one kind woiri. from you, seasonably drop-
ped, might determine his fortune, and give you the satis-
faction of having made him and his family as happy a&
they can wish to b&
I am, sir,
your most humble servant,
GEO. SMALRIDGE.
** Afterward Bishop of Bristol. B.
f Dr. Sheriock, afterward Bishop of London . B
t Richard Fiddes, afterward T). "D. ^\A\m« <jt " A? Bodj^ of Bivf fir
tyy'' ♦' The Life of Cardinal VroV%7,^'«w.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 2^
TO ARCHDEACON WALLS.
Wmdsar Castle, Oct. 1, 1713.
I HAi> just now a letter from 70a, \vhereia 70U ineii>-
tion the design of makinf; me prolocutor.* I will cou^
fess to jou, there are two reasons why I should comply
with it ; one is, that I am heartily weafy of courts, and
ministers, and politics, for several reasons impossible tc^
tell you ; and I have a mind to be at home, since the
queen has been pleased that Ireland should be my
home : the other reason is, that I think somebody edu-
cated in Dublin college should be prolocutor; and I
bear there are designs of turning it another way. But»
if you find it will not do, I hope you will quit the de»
sign in proper season. I condole with you for the Iqss
of yourf companions this winter ; and I was always of
opinion they should be in town, unless they find their
health better at Trim.
I am a little disappointed in ParvisoUsI return. I
hoped it would have amounted to near five hundred
pounds in the; tithes ; I doubt not the cause, and beg
you wHl hare no sort of tenderness for him, farther thao
it regards my interest ; as to the land rents, they are
one bundk^d and seventy-four pounds a year in the
conntry, besides some small things in town ; and I am
in no pain about them, because they aie sure ; nor do- T
desire him to concern himself ai)out them.
I hoped, and was told, my license would be under six
pounds, though all was paid, and I heard, if lord chai>-
cellorS had taken his fees, it would have been eigbl
* See a letter to Archbishop King, dated Oct 21^ Vf(& JS,
f Mrs. Johnson and Mrs. Dingley. F.
X The dean's agent. F.
i Sir Cofi5taiitine Fhlpc* 9k
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pounds. Tell Mr. Fetherston, I have Bpoken to Baioa
Scroup about his afllair, who promises to despatch it with
the first opportunity. I am now with some miDisten
and lords, and other company, and withdrawn to a tabl^
and hardly know what I write, they are so loud. My
humble service to your Dorothy, and Alderman Stoyte,*
bis wife, and Cellarius ; and duty to the Bishop of
Dromore.
Your'Si J. S,
FROM LORD CHANCELLOR PHIPPS.
SIB, Dublin, Oct. 10, 1713.
I. HAD the favour of your kind letter of the twenty-
second of September, and had soon acknowledged it, if
I had not been prevented by the- constant hurry we
have been in, with relation to the city and parliament
affairs.
I heartily congratulate your safe arrival in LondoD^
and return you, with all the gratitude imaginable, my
thanks for the great trouble you have given yourself as
veil on behalf of my son in particular, as of this king-
dom in general : and I am sorry you should yeuture so
far as to bum your fingers : but you know such misfor-
tunes often happen to gentlemen, who have a hearer
zeal for the interest of their friends. But this comfort
attends then, that the burning goes off soon ; whereas
the credit and honour of serving one's friend last al-
ways. The account you sent me of Mr. Worseley's
being an envoy was new, and had not reached us before
your letter came. I ktiow not how sufficiently toac-
* An alderaaa of Dub\\&) ^tliex^vc^\oi4«».Tv« F.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 295
knowledge the obligations you have laid on mc ; but
assure you, if you have any commands on this side the
water, there is no one will be. more proud of being
honoured with them, than he, who is, with very great
respect.
Your most obedient humble servant,
CONa PHIPPSr
TO ARCHDEACON WALLS.
London, Oct 13, 1713.
I HAVE two letters of your's to acknowledge — No, I
mistake, it is but one, for I answered the former of Sep-
tember twenty-second, some time ago ; your other is ci
the first instant, with an account of your mayor squab-
ble,^ . which we regard as much here as if you sent us
an account of your little son playing at cherry stones.
I told your lord chancellor, that the best thing the go-
vernment there could do, would be never to trouble us
with your alTaii-s, but do the best you can, for we will
neither support nor regard you. I have received the
lords justices' representation, just now sent to the queen.
I have said more upon it than any body else would ;
and I hope my ](Hrd lieuteoantf will put a good end to
the dispute. I am heartily sorry for poor Hawley :
and doubt such a shake at his age will not be well re-
covered. Of your four candidates to succeed him, t
dislike all but the first, which is Bolton. As to the
chair of prolocutor, I said to you in my former all I
thought necessary. I dislike the thing for myself ; but
I would keep a wrong man out, and would be glad of
* Concerning Sir Samuel Cooke. F.
t Doke of Shreirsbury. F.
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an honest excuse to leave dhuris aod public thoughts ;
but it \TOuki vex me to be proposed and not succeed.
As for Williams, I am an old courtier, aod will think
of it ; but, if we want a singer, and I can get a better,
that better one shall be preferred, although my father
were competitor.
I have spoken to Baron Scroup about Mr. Fether-
Bton 8 aflfair, and hope to get him a good account of it.
Tou very artificially bring in your frienc^ Mrs.
South : I have spoke to her, and heard from her ; and
spoke to the Duke of Otmond : I will do her what ser-
vice I can.
My service to gossip Doll, and God bless my god-
daughter.
I think you need not inquire about the land rents of
the deanery, they are secure enough ; and I believe I
shall not trouble Mr. Parvisol about them.
There is one farm set for one hundred and twenty
pounds a year, another for fifty-four pounds. Rents ad«
joining to the deanery, about two pounds ten shillings,
and duties about eight pounds, or something under ; and
a small lease of tithes, about four or five pounds : which
last I would be glad you would ask Parvisol whether
it be included among the tithes he has set You see
all the rents together are under two hundred pounds.
I forgot five pounds a year for the vefger's house;
Service to Stoyte and Manley,*" and duty to Bishop (€
Dromore.t
♦ Fsaac Manley, Esq. deputy po^-Aaster-general cff freland; -F.
f Dt. Joho Siemfli Ste p. 277. N:
OOCTOR SWIFT, 29t
TO THE SAME.
SIR, . London^ Oct, 20, 1713;
I WRIT to yen immediatelj up«D receiving your
former, as I do now upon your last of the tenth instant.
As to the business of being prolocutor,^ I will tell yoii
the short of my story. Although I have done more
service to Ireland, and particularly to the church, than
any man of my level, I have never been able to get a
good word ; and I incurred the displeasure of the bi-
shops, by being the instrument, sine qua non, of pro*
curing the first-fruits : neither had I credit to be a cou«
vocation man in the meanest diocese of the ^kingdom,
till poor Dean Syn^e, who happened to think weH of
me, got me to be chosen for St Patrick's; «o that I
think there will be a great change if I am chosen pro^i
loeutor. And yet, at the same time, I am so very nice,
that I will not think of moving toward Irelaad, till I
am actually chosen : you will say, *' What then must
the clergy do for a prolocutor f " W^hy, I suppose they
may appoitit a vice prolocutor, until my comiag over,
which may be in ten days. But this perhaps is not fea-
sible : if not, you may be sure I shall not sa opecdy de- "
clare my ambitiou to that post, wlien I am not sure to
carry it; and if I fail, the combrt of micum certfum
feretur^ will not perhaps fall to my share. But I go a«
too fast ; for I find in your next lines, that the archbi-
shop says there will be an indi^nsable necessity that I
should be there at the election. Why, if the bishops
will all fix it, so as to give a man time to come over,
with all my heart ; but, if it must foe struggled for at
the election, I will have nothing to do with it. As for
* The convocation did notlBftet\^x\w^a.U'i'^^^3a>^^l^v.'W^''^ ^
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the bishops, I have not the least interest ^rith above
three ia the kiogdom : and unless the tiiought strikes
the clergy in general, that I must be their man, nothing
can come of it : we always settle a speaker here, as soon
as the writs are issued out for a parliament ; if you did
80 for a prolocutor, a man might have warning in time ;
but I should make the foolishest figure in nature, to
come over hawking for an employment I no wise seek
or desire, and then fail of it. Pray communicate the
sense of what I say to the archbishop, to whom I will
write by this post. As to my private affairs, I am sure
they are in good hands ; but I beg you will not have the
least regard or tenderness to Parvisol, farther than you
shall find he deserves. I am my gossip's very humbk
servant ; and the like to Mr. Stoyte, lus lady, and Ca-
tharine, and Mr. Manley, and his lady and daughter.
•I am,
Your obedient humble servant,
J. SWIFT.
^
I wrote lately to Dr. Synge ; twice in all.
I think you should force the St Mary ladies'*^ to
town, toward Christmas.
My duty to the Bishop of Dromore.
Dr. Synge wrote me word a mouth ago, that Rosin-
grave, our organist, was at the point of death. Is he
dead or alive ?
* Mrs. Johnson and Mrf. Pingley. P.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 299
TO ARCHBISHOP KING.
MY LORD, London, Oct. 20, 1713.
The opportunity I had of a ship was so sudden, that
I had not time to receive your grace's last commandsy
or pay my respects, which it was my duty and inclina-
tion to do ,* and as for writing, I have always told your
grace that I could not set about it with a good con-
science, until I were provided with matter enough for
your trouble of reading. We are outwardly prietty
quiet during this intei-val of parliament ; but I will not
answer what seeds are sowing to make the next spring
produce bitter fruit. There are several reasons, impos-
sible for me to tell at this distance, why I shall not be
so good a correspondent as I have formerly been, but
may probably serve to entertain you a year or two
hence : for the fashion of this world passes away ; and
there is nothing of so little consequence as the greatest
court secrets, when once the scene is changed. I said
to somebody, when I was last in Ireland, who talked to
me of the advautage and felicity I had in the familiarity
of great ministers, that it was well enough while it con-
tinued a vanity ; but as soon as it ceased to be a va-
nity, it began to be a vexation of spirit. I have some
thought of passing this winter at the Bath, because my
health requires it, and because I shall then be a pretty
equal distance from the factions on both sides the water ;
for it is not impossible your grace may have a warm
winter.
I have had some letters, particularly from Dr. Synge
and Mr. Archdeacon Walls, about my being prolocutor.
I have this post writ ray thoughts upon that subject to
Mr. Walls ; and to save you the trouble, have degired
him to coramuoicate them to your grace. Our elcctiooa
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for the city still continue : T was this afternoon at Guild:
hall. I find three of the old members ; and Withers,
who is the lowest, tells me, he does not despair of carry-
ing it for himself. There is abundance of artifice (to
give it the softest word; used on both sides.* ^
I came yesterday from Windsor, where I saw the
queen in very good health, which she finds there more
than any where else, and I believe will hardly remove
until December. I believe my lord lieutenantf will be
landed before this letter comes to your hands : he is the
finest gentleman we have, and of an excellent under-
standing and capacity for business : if I were with your
grace, I would say more ; but leave it to your owo
sagacity.
I will only venture to say one thing relating to Ire-
land, because I believe it will be of use that your grace
should know it. If your house of commons should run
into any violence disagreeable to us here, it will be of
the worst consequences imaginable to that kingdom : for^
I know DO maxim more strongly maintained at present
io our court, than that her majesty ought to exert hev
power to the utmost, upon any uneasiness given on yoiur
side to herself or her servants : neither can I answer,
that even the legislative power here may not take cog«
nizance of any thing that may pass among you, io oppn-
* The election termiaatedr ia favour of Sir Richard Hoare, Sir
William Withers, Sir John Cass, and Sir George Newland. The
losing candidates were, John Ward, Thomas Scawen, Robert Hey-
•ham, and Peter Godfrey, Esqcs- Some curious particulars relativA
to this election may be seen in the Political State, for November,
1713, p. 287. N.
* Charles Talbot, Doke of Shrewsbury. It was remarked as ex-^
*dHiary, that the duke's principal domestics were whigs ; parti*
V ^ his secretary, Sir John Stanley; his Chaplain, Dr. Timothy
O 1 (advanced to the Bishopric of Kilmore in 1714, and te>
0!bK 17270 and some etJitn. T^*
BOCTOR SWIFT. 301
Bition to the persons and principles that ate now favour-
ed by the queen. Perhaps I am gone too far; and
therefore shall end, without any ceremony.
Your grace's, &c.
Direct to me under cover to Erasmus Lewis, Esq. itt
Mr. Secretary Bromley's office at Whitehall^
FROM LORD CHANCELLOR PHIPPS.
DEJLR si^, Dublin^ Oct. 24, 1713.
I AM indebted to you for your kind letters of the
eighth and tenth instant, and I very heai-tily acknow-
ledge the obligation. That of the eighth gave me a
great many melancholy thoughts, when I reflected upoQ
the danger dur constitution is in, by the neglect and
^upineness of our friends, and the vigilance and una-
nimity of our enemies: but I hope your parliament
proving so good will awaken our friends, and unite them
more firmly, and make them more active.
That part of your letter of tlie tenth, which related
to my son, gave me great satisfaction ; for though the
commissioners here have heard nothing of it, yet I be-
lieved Mr. Keightley might bring over full instructions
in it : but he is arrived, and knows nothing of it ; M
that whatever good intentions my lord treasurer had in
relation to my son, his lordship has forgotten to give any
directions concerning him; for, with him, things are
just as they were when you left Dublin. If you will
l»e so kind to put his lordship in mind of it, you will be
very obliging.
I cannot discharge the part of a friend, if I omit to
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let joa koow that jornr gnzi neighboiir* at St PqI-
cber's is very angrj with 70U. He accuses 70U for go-
ing awaj wiihoat taking your leave of him, and inteods
In a little time to compel you to reside at your deanery;
He lays some other things to your charge, which you
shall know in a little time.
We hourly expect my lord HeutenanLf The whigi
begin to be sensible they must expect no great counte-
nance from him, and begin to be a little down in the
mouth, since they find Broderick b not to be their
speaker.} I an^ with very great truth, your most obe-
dient humble servant
FROM DR. DAVENANT.5
SIB, Windsor^ N&9. 3, 1713.
You have the character of employing in good offices
to others, the houour and happiness you have of being
often with my lord treasurer. This use of your access
to him is an uncommon instance of generosity, deserving
the higliest praises ; for, most commonly, men are most
apt to convert snch advantages to their own single inte-
rest, without any regard of others ; though, in my poor
opinion, not so wisely. Acts of friendship create friend^
even among strangers, that taste not of them ; and in my
experience, I hardly ever knew a man friendly in the
course of his proceedings, but he was supported in the.
* The archbishop of Dublin. N.
t Duke of Shrewsbury. B.
\ He was, however, chosen speaker by a majority of four Toices. B*
I Charles Davenant, LL. D. iuspector general of imports aod ex-
erts. He died Nor. 6, 1714.
DOCTOR SWIFT. 303
worlil ; ingratitude being the vice, of which the genera-
lity of men are most ashamed to be thought guilty.
My son* and I have reasons to return you our thanks^
for what you have already done of this kind in his fa-
vour, and we beg the continuance of it. Ministers of
atate have such multiplicity of business, that it is no
wonder, if they forget low individuals ; and in such a
case, private persons must be beholden to some good aa-
tured man, to put those in power in mind of them : other-
wise tliey may be forgotten, till old age overtakes them.
Such well disposed remembrancers deserve access, fami-
liarity, and interest with great men ; and pei-liaps, they
^re the most useful servants they can countenance in
their hours of leisure.
I need not tell you, that in point of time, he is above
all pretenders to foreign business ; that his affairs have
now depended almost three years ; that in the interim,
it has gone very hard with him ; and that he gave a very
€arly instance of his zeal to the present administration.
But what he builds his hopes most upon, is the promise
my lord treasurer was pleased to make to the Duke of
Shrewsbury, just as his grace left Windsor, that a pro-
vision should be made for Mr. Dayenant. We must
entreat you to find some lucky moment of representing
to my lord, that the young man is pressed by a nearer
concern than that of making his fortune, and that lovers
can hardly be persuaded to be as patient as other men.
The duke has carried his mistress from him, and will
not consent to make him happy, till he sees him in some
way of being settled : in which how aniious any delay
must be (possession depending upon it) he leaves you to
*- Henry Daveoant, Esq. had been employed at Frankfort, from
1705, to 1707, or longer ; but his father attempted in Yain to get bin
fo Florence. In 1718 he was resident at Genoa. N.
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judge, who have so well studied maDkind, and whokm^v,
that love is a passion, iu ooe of bis age, much strooger
than ambition. I beg jour pardon for this long trouble^
And am, sir,
Yoiur most humble and most obedient senrant,
CHARLES DAVENANT-
^Sxtractjranithe MS. Diary cf Bishop Kekkett, m ihx
UUbrary of the Marquis ^^Lansdown.
'' 1713. Dr. Swift came into the coQeehouse, and
had a bow from every body but ipe. Wheu I came to
the antichamber to wait before prayers. Dr. Swift was
the principal man of talk and business, and acted as a
master of requests. He was soliciting the Eai-1 of Arran
to speak to his brother the Duke of Ormond, to get a
chaplain's place established in tlie garrison of Hull for
Mr. Fiddes,' a clergyman in that neighbourhood, who
had lately been in jail, and published sermons to pay
feqs. He was promising Mr. Thorold to undertake
with my lovd treasurer, that, according to his petition,
he should obtain a salary of 200Z. per annum, as minis-
ter of the English church at Rotterdam. He stopped
F. Gwynne, Esq. going in with his ted bag to the queeo,
and told him aloud he had something to say to him from
my lord treasurer. He talked with the son of Dr. Da-
venant to be sent abroad> and took out his pocket bode
and wrote down several things, as mefncranda, to do fur
him. He turned to the fire, and took out his gold watch,
and, telling him the time of the day, complained it was
T ry late. A gentleman said, * he was too fast.' * How
can I help it,' says Ihe doctor, ' if tbe courtiers give roe a
.If atch that wotf t g>o xi^lT TYtfixiV^H^'^v^NSJtod a young
?. ^.i
DOCTOR SWIFT. 305
ttobleman, that the best poet m England was Mr. Pope,
(ft papkit)) who had begun a translation of Homer into
ji^^rse, for which ' he must have them all sub-
ir,' says he, ' the author shaU noi begin to
print tiff I have a thousand guineas for him.' Lord trea-
surer, after leaving the queen, came through the room^
beckoning Dr. Swift to follow him : both went off just
before prayers.
^ Nov. 3. — ^I see and hear a great deal to confirm a
doubt, that the pretender's interest is much at the bottom
of some hearts : a whisper that Mr. Nelson had a prime
hand in the late book for hereditary right; and that one
^ttem was presented to majesty itself, whom God pre-
|^iN^^;>fr(mi the effect of such principles and i»uch in*
FHOM the duchess of ORMOND:
■ i.< . ■
v^ifecTOR, Nov. 3, 1 71 3, eleven at mght.
•r;^ i HOPE your servant has told you, I sent to beg the
.'.^^our of you to come hither to night; but since you
' ^j^uid not conveniently, I hope you will not deny me the
• J^'tisfaction of seeing you to-morrow morning. My lord
^ -^wins with me in that request, and will see no company
/Ibiit you. I hope you will come before ten o'clock, be-
cause he is to go at that hour to Windsor. I beg your-
■ pardon for sending so early as I have ordered them ear-
ly this; but the fear of your beibg gone abroad, ifthejr
went later, occasioned that troublegiveu youbyjsir,.
Your most sincere.
and most. faithful humble servant,^
H. ORMOND)
SM L£TT£11S TO AND FROM
TO LORD TREASURER OXFORD,
•M THB DEATH OF HIS DAXTaHTEB, THE MARCHIOKl
OF CAEBHABTHEN.*'
LOUD, Nov. 21, 1718.
Tour lordship h the person in the world to wh(
every body ought to be silent upon such an occaston
this, which is only to be supported by the greatest iv
dom and strength of mind ; wherein, God knows, t
wisest and best of us, who would presume to offer tb
thoughts, are far your inferiors. It is true, indeed, tl
a great misfortune is apt to weaken the mind, and disti
the understanding. This, indeed, might be some (
tence to us to administer our consolations, if we had b
wholly strangers to the person gone. But, my 1<
whoever had the honour to know her, wants a comf
er as much as your lordship ; because, though their 1
is not so great, yet they have not the same firmness i
prudence, to support the want of a friend, a patrone^
benefactor, as you have to support that of a daugb
My lord, both religion and reason forbid me to have
least concern for that lady's death, upon her own
count; and he must be an ill christian, or a pei
stranger to her virtues, who would not wish himself i
all submission to God Almighty's will, in her condit
But your lordship, who has lost such a daughter,
we, who have lost such a friend, and the world, wl
lias lost such an example, have, in our several degi
greater cause to lament, than, perhaps, was ever gi
by any private person befwe : for, my lord, I bav<
down to think of every amiable quality that could e
* The marchioness was married Nov. 13, 1712; brought to b
a 80D (afterward Ddkeof Lced^O Nor. 6, 1713; anit died No
a^28. N.
DOCTOR SWIFT. M^
into the compontion of a lady, aod could not single out
^ne, which she did not possess in as high a perfection as
human nature is capable of. But as to your lordship's
own particular, as it is an inconceivable misfortune to
have lost such a daughter, so it is a possession which few
can boast of, to have had such a daughter. I have often
said to your lordship, " That I never knew any one by
many degrees so happy in their domestics as you ;'* and
I affirm you are so still, though not by so many degrees :
from whence it is very obvious, that your lordship should
reflect upon what you have left, and not upon what yo«
have lost.
To say the truth, my Icnrd, you began to be too hap-
py for a mortal ; much more happy than is usual with
the dispensations of Providence long to continue. ' Yoa
had been the great instrument of {Nreserving your coun-
try from foreign and domestic ruin : you have had the
felicity of establishing your family in the greatest lustre^
without any obligation to the bounty of your prince, or
any industry of your own.: you have triumphed over
the violence and treachery of your enemies^ by your
courage and abilities : and by the steadiness of your
temper, over the inconstancy and caprice of your friends.
4 Perhaps your lordship has felt too much complacency
within yourself upon this universal success : and God
Almighty, who would not disappoint your endeavours for
the public, thought fit to punish you with a domestic
loss, where he knew your heart was most ejqKMsed ; and
at the same time, has fulfilled his own wise purposes, hy
rewarding in a better life, that excellent creature he haa
taken from you.
I know not, wf brd, why X wxfte this to you, nor
hardly what I am writing. I am sure, it is not from any
compliance with form ; it is not from thinking that I
can give your lordship any ease, V ^ioSa^Nx^vi^ "vs^
Mt LETTERS TO AND FROM
impukie upoo me that I should say somethiog: zdA
whether I shall send jou what I have written, I am yet
in doubt, &c.*
* This consolatory epistle h&s been said to be ** the finest, perhap«|.
tibt ercr wgs writteB.*' See the Aanual Ref ister for 1786. N.
p, i. TAN WINtLX, PSIlfTS»,
^WaUT-strtti^ New- York.
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